The Carpenter Move (Rocket League)

[@Duckfootification]

I think Smith might actually be getting worse and I love it.

[@aethernaut1899]

It's because he's easily bored, I think.

[@LakierosJordy]

He's getting better at blaming Trott and Ross though

[@lewis6590]

Too many free-spinning balls.

[@GeorgieBonsoir]

Ross is siphoning his skill. There is only a certain amount of chocolate boy skill to go around, so as Smith gets worse, he will have to steal it from Trott.

[@Eric-uq4jg]

Jordy Lakiere 😂😂

[@TheOdd]

I thought Ross was the one with dog vision, but Smith misses the ball about half the time he goes for it

[@juicybutterriblydrab]

He only seems to be able to flip sideways haha. Not very useful when he only ever takes the ball head on!

[@oliverchapman4969]

Nah, Ross still has dog vision, problem is Smithy has gecko vision.

[@joostverra9130]

smith just loses his cool too fast

[@FECGFDSGCFGSDCDSGCDS]

In my personal opinion, I think Ross is most like John Terry in his inability to control himself around his teammates wives, a value I always thought made him stand out from the Hat films boiks

[@TestarossaF110]

jesus...

[@colemw1]

Oh my god the boiled egg and cucumber discussion had me in tears

[@jamesaskew859]

I just watched again and still in stitches 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BlackIronHero]

Wow, really impressive how Smith has developed his ability to look into alternate dimensions and see universes where the ball is a meter to the left or right of where it is in reality

[@whosyourmonkey]

Ross's mock accents are a blessing, his Gordie voice at 20:35 didnt sound like a pensioner but rather the usual gordie man he takes the form of, but rather super hoarse and gravely cause he was yelling Hooway man for hours on end .

[@nikeeweston]

How does smith get worse as he plays????

[@saulmackie5988]

Smith's missed saves are getting closer! Only a hairs breadth in it now...

[@Scio_]

Those are some thick hairs

[@Flashjackmak]

Smith always gets such beautiful views of the ball as he soars past it without making contact. Tell you what though, the invention of The Carpenter was truly impressive. The Chocolate Bois are improving and you just love to see it.

[@Samo-sn5yt]

22:22 , Smith if you're struggling with turning fast enough, a handy trick is to handbrake turn then boost out of it; its X on the controller I believe, keeping hold of the direction you want to go obviously.

[@blackfrogdown]

Ross "Sunday driver" hornby Alex "depth perception" smith Chris "the carrier" trott

[@jas.1066]

Its annoying how good these videos are, but how bad the plays are.

[@D34N6232]

17:40 That's gotta be the best goal I've ever seen in this game, mind you I only watch the Hat boiks play Rocket League.

[@ShadowGirl-]

I really enjoy watching the rocket league stuff, it's nice seeing you guys working together.

[@theoknight1333]

Smith cam is giving me anxiety

[@Glomerularfiltrationrate]

Lizard boy apportioning out blame is amazing I love it

[@thelemon0001]

Ross's descent into gravelly madness has to be the best moment in Rocket League yet. Heck, this whole video might be the best yet.

[@SoloTwo42]

Someone, please tell them about the handbrake feature...

[@ziksy6460]

I think they stopped using the handbrake because CasualGamerGuy told them to. Casual said the name of the game was to not lose momentum.

[@SoloTwo42]

@@ziksy6460 The way you don't lose momentum is by using the handbrake lol.

[@TinPrince]

@@ziksy6460 The problem is that they have too much momentum half the time

[@hamishwoodland7424]

This has fully become my replacement for actual sports. COME ON YOU CHOCCY BOIS

[@Nealrex101]

COME ON YOU CHOCCS

[@saulmackie5988]

Tyvm for content boiks, liked, subbed, double commented, faved etc Smith, not thank you for the knowledge of free spinning. That's gunna scare me for a while 👌

[@AlexanderJW19]

It's been really great to watch you boiks progress and get better at the game with each session! Trott is pure magic, Ross can actually hit the ball now and Smith has completely mastered the DUMMY

[@Saintmat24]

25:27 for some brilliant timing from Smith and the demolition on Trott.

[@cinemartin]

Some classic Chris 'Aerial' Trott, Ross 'Dark Horse' Hornby and Alex 'Dummy' Smith here

[@surreysmith]

It's the chocolate bois drinking game. Take a drink everytime Smith jumps at the ball and misses entirely

[@iZoomer97]

Smith's reactions are why I'm here, its the same pain I feel when playing this game

[@luigiff3431]

5:43 didn't know he went from football, to politics, into rocket league

[@BLARG812]

I love to witness other teams crumbling like Flakes in the face of The League Offensively Sugary Twats (LOST)

[@Ravenousjoe]

Man, me and my buddies have been playing Gloomhaven for almost 2 years now, and Tabletop Simulator has been a lifesaver during Covid. I do miss opening boxes though!!! Glad to hear you are enjoying it in person Trott!

[@SolstaceWinters]

I'm absolutely enjoying the banter during this game. I live for it. I thrive on it. If you play other games, that's fine too. But I do love the energy when playing this game.... I just worry about poor Alex Smith's heart.

[@198536247]

25:30 BOOM!

[@nickboon1235]

Man I absolutely love these videos

[@DjDolHaus86]

Trott is like Zlatan Ibrahimovic, he's undeniably talented but often has his head so far up his ass he needs a porthole in his stomach to see where he's going. Ross is like James Milner, an excellent all-rounder and criminally underrated. Smith is like Phil Jones, prone to catastrophic mistakes and mostly there to look hilarious in replays.

[@judemccabe1242]

I love the number of times some one says "thats yours" and trott just says "still going for it". Like a bunch of dogs.

[@_Uhtcaru]

I need to make sure I watch hat films BEFORE i do an ab workout because this is too painful the whole "back to keeps" thing had me dying

[@deadlyfred02]

Happy for you boiks to keep up the rocket league gameplay!

[@blobberooni]

A word of advice y'all could benefit from - once you go supersonic (start to see your wheel trail) you don't have to keep boosting. supersonic lasts for a while and you can save your boost/ use minimal boost to maintain it. conserving your boost might really help you guys!

[@thefarmercox6862]

But Toblerone ice cream? Now that’s a win; it ain’t hard, melts in the mouth, not an awkward shape and not much of the extra bits

[@fakegermano]

that backflip assist was amazing

[@kerrineanderson8216]

The carpenter move? Trott and Smith really " nailed" that one. Lol

[@xeozim]

More rocket league please boys, it's been great watching you improve. Do a training bootcamp with Casual or something!

[@thanxbutno]

I have a burning feeling he doesn't know who John Terry is, perhaps the chocolatiest boy of all.

[@MrZangetsu1997]

I'd love to see you guys do a series or possibly a mini series on Pixelmon in minecraft, I think it would be absolutely hilarious, Trott being the most knowledgeable on the pokemon and Smith and Ross constantly saying the fuck is this and just tearing the shit out of the pokemon designs.

[@lucaswatson1913]

No variety, chocolate for life! (Alright more wreckfest might give me time to get off the choc ward)

[@SgtSoda]

Loving Rocket League. Please keep at it bois!!!

[@zmanten2422]

Pro tip of the day for the hat boiks: use your front flip more when hitting the ball. Focus on hitting the ball with you nose. Part of this is making sure you are in line to hit the ball before jumping off the ground.

[@WintersInBerlin]

Smith really does know how to get very close to a ball!

[@OldCapitalComics]

Community matches would be a lot of fun. hat boiks vs random fan teams

[@4450krank]

17:56 i have hiveminded with ross i said "thats fucking teamwork" at the same time:o

[@seyeruoynepotsuj]

There is a ratio of 1:1 on how frequently Smith plays poorly vs how many times he tries to call out both Ross and Trott on their skill level.

[@richardbest473]

I love how Smith is the most critical of everyone yet ends up missing the ball more often than he hits it

[@lasse1106]

To be fair, he's critical of himself too.

[@cattjohnson1114]

I would happily watch an hour of rocket league

[@positronalpha]

Smith's "down tools" is like nails on a chalkboard. Does he himself notice when he gets stuck on a word or phrase, I wonder? Does it bother him?

[@lewis6590]

I recently went to the hospital for minor/intermittent testicular torsion. I got examined by 3 doctors and had an ultrasound on my left nut. Eventually a male doctor asked to examine me. He placed my left nut gently in his finger tips and turned it half a turn counterclockwise like a lightbulb. The issue was instantly fixed and I went home. One of the most uncomfortable moments of my entire life but also one of the most hilarious because everyone had to keep looking at and touching my nuts. Thankfully they didn't find the 1kg dairy milk in my prison pocket

[@trevclaridge]

Bring back divinity! It's super relaxing to watch you boys play that game.

[@thelemon0001]

This is more entertaining than any other sport. Because you always have that element of uncertainty. Will Ross get it in the other goal or his own? Will Smith actually hit the ball or pass by half a mile? Will Trott carry the bois or be the opposing team's MVP? That's the excitement you don't get elsewhere.

[@Fren160]

I think the next steps for you boiks are learning to time flips better, hitting balls on the wall (driving aggressively on the wall to move the ball up the map before your opponents can get there), and sticking with rotations having someone on the backhalf of the map (you kinda do now but usually whoever's back isn't anywhere near the net) The Chocolate Bois shall be gold in no time!

[@KestrelTown]

Chris Trott seems to be wearing some sort of Christmas jumper.

[@Smjn_]

A month ago smith would never have dreamed of going for that aerial save lmao. GJ boiks on improving, think you just need to work on triple commits

[@Smjn_]

Also Ross needs to be less scared to go for aerials, its fine if he misses and shiet but hes not gonna improve unless he's going for it

[@ven5008]

5:19 sick

[@CoolToMe_]

love my oblique angles

[@danielcurry6228]

Would love to see some more Trailmakers challenge videos some time :)

[@GamerSibbers]

Sweet more rocket League content. Never played, probably never will, but still I find it your more enjoyable variety of content.

[@Redshiftlight]

I want MOAR ROCKET LEAGUE

[@joostswg]

Nice shirt trott, lol

[@Yesidoplaytheguitar]

Ross is getting better at this, while Smith appears to be getting worse. He does do alot of talking though, so that's good :p

[@Danpai_]

Another homerun here, boiks. Goin' deep in the paint with these plays, making those score points look like they've been earned! Sports joke!

[@tuuperware]

You have no idea how excited I am for the chocolate boys jersey

[@JustinRSoles]

Funny how Smith gets so emotionally invested into something he's so incredibly shit at.

[@MrScope98]

im really getting too invested in this

[@bookboy6924]

I like trotts christmas jumper

[@grxviton-surge8908]

"SubparbutinHD is praising casual. Yeah hes alright" By far the most painful bit

[@grxviton-surge8908]

More painful that smiths plays

[@jamespark3510]

divinity?...? haha love the vids lads

[@juderowland9346]

smith needs to learn to handbrake turn, I swear to god

[@kingofnerds5911]

MOAR ROCKET LEAGUE PLZ THANKS

[@Ivan--Drago]

Love that Smith's obsession with testicular tortion is still going strong!

[@philiptandy8104]

Very much enjoying the rocket league bois

[@YourAverageTurtle]

I mainly watch the rocket league stuff, would love to see you guys do some collabs with some rocket league KZbinrs and try learn some new skills. a video with a coach explaining how you could improve your play would be fun

[@SamFishback]

No vawiety. Moaw wocket weague!

[@tpgear321]

I'd like to see goal replays for the bois

[@Ma_son_]

loving the League!

[@AWsounds]

Smith. The freespinning ball thing makes me unhappy to be alive.

[@SnipingMachines]

Awesome stuff, i hope you have a great day ❤️❤️

[@Lucasmeaux]

Trott, I want that shirt. Where do I get that shirt?

[@CodeElite7]

Terraria guys, one can only hope.

[@MelancholicRobot42]

Chocolate boiiis!

[@nikkouhanshabutsuno1028]

Of all the KZbinrs and streamers I watch, only one's played a beat 'em up this year so far. I'd be overjoyed if you three detoured to one for a bit. Maybe Streets of Rage 4, 'cause it's new and allows up to four players (although I think more than two is local, not online).

[@user-gw5df2br5k]

Reckon Ross is more of a Richard Dunne considering his goal scoring record

[@awesomeaartvark]

Their flying noises sound like Popeye, hahaha

[@Jacked153]

What on god's green earth is Trott wearing, didn't know chocolate bois had become his religion?

[@internetonsetadd]

Good consistent Rocket League.

[@jaredcole60]

Chocolate rain all over my body boiks

[@xBananowyJEx]

Will you continue Divinity series?

[@Rickyp555]

more rocket league. i need more chocolate.

[@josephgangai898]

Poor Smith

[@thepassablegatsby]

Where do I get Trott's shirt.

[@itsAnaMC]

I like Trott's shirt

[@yvonne5784]

Ask your new buddy Gavin about testicular torsion.

[@vegoutwithvegge]

I don't think Smith touched the ball once.

[@iamnotjcook]

This is certainly rocket league

[@Zw285]

Why is Chris Trott wearing a Christmas sweater?