【Hatsune Miku】⨯【Yakuza】〜 Machine Gun Kiss 〜

[@MelkwedSage]

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[@deswoodwdcollar8843]

From this you earned a pointless sub for this good peice

[@proguer0712]

Kfhzhz _÷ jinm jejdh🤪😛

[@Jaeeden]

Miku is so lucky, she gets to sing with Kiryu.

[@se-pr6pk]

not even majima gets to sing with him that often

[@unfunnyfebruary]

Damn, a 2d girl are luckier than us *Insert Dame dame*

[@roguedragoon9212]

@@unfunnyfebruary Actually she is the first 3D anime girl

[@salmon2387]

@@roguedragoon9212 lies kiryu was on the ps2 since 2005 and in full 3d as far as i know miku was released in 2007

[@Centzaurion]

@@salmon2387 lies kiryu was from 0001

[@FrostMaster9]

Of course Majima’s the cameraman, he only needs one eye on the lens to keep the camera on his one and only.

[@orokanamame]

That would also explain why Kiryu didn't kiss Hatsune at the end - Majima would've ended them both right there and then.

[@ztatra]

@@orokanamame lmao

[@venombeetle7473]

@@orokanamame Majima giving a thumbs up was a sign to Hatsume that she lives another day.

[@goro_majima98]

@@orokanamame you are absolutely right

[@goromajima8396]

Ya damn right I did!

[@onlymadethistowatchvideos6209]

So thats why the camera movement was so wild. Majima is over here sliding all over the place.

[@deswoodwdcollar8843]

Bruh makes sense how the camera moves now

[@cedrictheveneau9141]

He’s in his 24h Cinderella outfit, wearing rollers

[@funnynamelol3156]

Well he can canonically be at multiple places at once (His clones in Yakuza 5) so yeah lol.

[@orokanamame]

@@funnynamelol3156 his clones in Yakuza 7 as well

[@funnynamelol3156]

@@orokanamame wasn’t gonna mention that because of spoilers but they did show off his summon animation in the game pass trailer so whatever.

[@thepanzerofthelake732]

Imagine at 1:37 he proceeds to do the same headbutt he did to Ryuji and then a dynamic intro starts playing "HATSUNE MIKU VOCALOID"

[@davidcesar8765]

HATSUNE MIKU PATRIACH OF WEEBS FAMILY ASSCOIETAD OF SEGA CLAN

[@utswriter]

I just suddenly heard it in my head as you have now said it so it shall be done in my head

[@cringeahrmiaumiau4072]

*Firelight starts playing* *[HATSUNE MIKU, VOCALOID MOST KNOWN IDOL]*

[@ルト-b8h]

1:24 ここの冴島さんコール好きだし兄さんガチのカメラで撮ってんの好きだし大量チップ投げ秋山さんも好き

[@ixqnon]

くっそわろた

[@ixqnon]

@@上弦の参あかざ 兄さん！！！！

[@リョウ-t9v]

会社の金ちゃうやろな🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@segaofzimbabwe8950]

Got no shame in admitting I was more focused on my boy Kiryu than Miku

[@goro_majima98]

Same

[@Miko-le3wp]

I mean, he's the reason i'm here

[@r.b5977]

Yeah same. I believe in kiryu supremacy

[@prithyachan333]

Sem

[@Dr.Gaming98]

Me too

[@moisesfreire6408]

One is a true idol, loved and respected by many. Famous for great dancing skills and amazing singing voice. A definitive male fantasy for many years. The other is Hatsume Miku.

[@pc_suffering6941]

thx I choked

[@davidcesar8765]

Well kiryu danced with Micael Jackson and give a intese dance batle só you are daam right

[@romeoaifesili5931]

What do you mean? Majima was operating the camera the whole time.

[@soraakahymn9443]

Kiryu vs MJ disco dance battle when?

[@biozin1706]

@@romeoaifesili5931 I think he meant Kiryu.

[@leanh.6196]

1:23 Saejima's scream gives me energy

[@ShoMinazuki]

AAAAAAAAAAUGH KIRYUUUUUUU

[@raidenreaper]

Akiyama: MONEMONEMONEMONEMONEMONEMONEMONEY

[@Chadfill8348]

Saejima scream sounds just like Hayashi

[@Ded_Loked]

Same

[@bestpriest2224]

We all need a bro like Saejima

[@Miruru.zundaaaa]

がなってる調声のミクさんかっけぇ… 最後のミクさんの「あら、キスはしないのね？」って感じもとても良い…

[@DaneTheDane]

It gets funnier when you realize that both Yakuza and Hatsune Miku games are published by Sega.

[@choueriito2548]

Or a little awkward when remembering Haruka could be given a Hatsune Miku costume in Yakuza 5's Premium Adventure.

[@bergonath8851]

@@MKDC-5 I think that heat action was first introduced Y3 or something.

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

@@bergonath8851 it's the Kali Sticks Heat Action, but on Dragon Engine it's different

[@gameseeker6307]

Wait what

[@yeetusdelete0]

@@choueriito2548 lol

[@XerxesTheUndead]

Saejima during the performance be like: “Don’t scream Rouge of Love, don’t scream Rouge of Love…”

[@Mike-ij4rq]

*eberybody say LOUGE OF LOBVE*

[@DiegoGonzalez-mc7mq]

*OH ROOJ OF ROV*

[@MasterGordon5115]

LA LA LA LA LAAAA LA! RUUG OB LUVVVVVVV

[@nebunezz_r]

OOOOH! RUUJ AVU LAAAVU!!!!

[@I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks]

Kamooon behbay

[@rlira8072]

i love how Doom Slayer and the entirety of TF2 are freaking upset he didn't kiss her

[@Kot337]

My headcannon is that Soldier is screaming because he is overwhelmed by a language that's not "AMERICAN".

[@chatscatman_1570]

Demoman be like: Oouuuuuuh, oooouuuh, oouh!?

[@NeostormXLMAX]

Man i love the sfm community

[@MrYeh]

well uhh majima was the cameraman so...

[@gameseeker6307]

Man is a gentleman

[@Lucidplays34]

1:37 Miku: this is it. I am ready Kiryu: ready for what? Miku:...

[@someorclad9738]

Heh. Kiryu wants Miku to say it. That's one fine tactic if I ever see one.

[@angelusvastator1297]

Miku down bad.

[@WingMaster562]

Kiryu's probably uncomfortable due to the age, so he saved it with a wholesome headbump

[@irsyadiaryadiva9430]

LOL virgin Kiryu

[@purpleghost6992]

Bruh, Miku is 16!

[@かずみ-z4l]

公式が何してんだよって思ったらこれ二次創作やったんけ…綺麗やし調教上手いから間違えた…すげぇ…。

[@オリノリ-c7c]

言われてみればどっちもSEGAだな

[@top4isgod]

日本人いた！！ 俺も最初勘違いしました笑笑

[@Arknostic]

1:25 i like how majima is recording this with a big camera

[@GladioDaddio]

Saejima cheering on Kiryu, Akiyama throwing out fat stacks, Majima filming the whole thing, Kiryu refusing to kiss Hatsune Miku AND Kuze at the end. A high quality Majimapost indeed 10/10

[@raidenreaper]

Only now i notice Kuze in the background.

[@vivienjoly7617]

For anyone wondering, he's behind doomguy

[@Karvosh]

@@vivienjoly7617 Thank you, I couldn't find him!

[@wilmersanchez7088]

Love how miku was waiting for the kiss but Kiryu is such a virgin 👌

[@lavans5721]

No time to bang chicks too distracted singing kareoke and beating people into hospital beds

[@trifoldacc7658]

@@lavans5721 Kiryu is the only reason why Japan’s healthcare system still exists

[@shinkurr1787]

Do you actually believe that im such a virgin myself that I just realised

[@someorclad9738]

Nah. My man Kiryu just playing hard to get. And damn him, that tactic works!

[@ValomyrsLight]

@@someorclad9738 Nah dude. Remain pure. o7

[@AVM14]

1:23 could feel saejima's kyodai energy all the way from here.

[@kapifapi3349]

The crossover that no-one asked for but everyone enjoyed

[@CL_DG]

1:37 poor Miku too bad Kiryu is a pure boi

[@Dark_Slayer77]

I mean, this is just dad and his daughter considering Haruka has Miku outfit in 5

[@GuyParson]

What about the kiss attempt at the end tho

[@Dark_Slayer77]

@@GuyParson shhhhhh we don't talk about that

[@damitosodapop]

@@Dark_Slayer77 I'm dying lol

[@ryanbarrie9143]

@@GuyParson briefly confused for Yumi, Kiryu stopped himself, what a Chad

[@PhoenixFalcarius2024]

@@ryanbarrie9143 Also, Hatsune Miku is 16.

[@Hawwwlucha]

Akiyama just making it rain floored me

[@sithmaster4305]

Gotta throw away money somehow.

[@DrunkenCoward1]

1:43 *Pledge of Demon starts playing, while Kuze storms the stage*

[@shinkurr1787]

KIRYUUUUUUUUUU

[@watchulookinat271]

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROOOOACHIING!! PROOOOVOOKIING!!

[@kon4153]

Wacky kuze Yakuza adventures

[@Ikishima_56]

よく見たら桐生ちゃんが脚置いてるのチビミクじゃんwww 冴島さんのうぉぉぉ゛桐生ｩｩ!おもろ過ぎやろ

[@Roland_e_Sol]

その横で秋山さんが 札束を手裏剣のように飛ばしてる事案

[@NanamiyaTakeo]

真島さん撮影役で顔が見えないw

[@天吸]

@@NanamiyaTakeo 真島「桐生ちゃんの歌ってる姿、いつもええの～」「後でじっくり見てやるで～」

[@ZerkerXror]

That was so cool! Hope you'll do more Kiryu & Miku in the future! Also lost my shit at 1:24 lmao!

[@stinkylemony103]

samee

[@CrystallizedBlackSkull]

Cockblocked by Kiryu's burning passion for singing Sorry Miku, try your chances with Luka again

[@yoursonisold8743]

Meanwhile Luka is singing magnet with Haruka lol

[@justafriendlyotaku3015]

Miku looks like she got offended by kiryu trying to kiss tho

[@bankruptedwizard1413]

Passonate kareoke > vocaloid cooch

[@annhentaiuser6658]

@@justafriendlyotaku3015 from the looks of it, she was expecting it but didn't because of Kiryu's pure virgin powers.

[@cedrictheveneau9141]

1:19 Kiryu, casually stepping on a chibi Hatsune Miku

[@KaiTikka]

I love how at the end Miku almost looks like "The audacity of this guy..."

[@mrdeun3655]

Holy shit, even Kuze claps. That is something!

[@pepacrow6794]

I laughed harder than I should've

[@iwebweeb4585]

Where is Kuze ?

[@jordandelosreyes5656]

@@iwebweeb4585 1:43 To the right of Isabel and Doom Guy in the background

[@iwebweeb4585]

@@jordandelosreyes5656 thanks

[@jordandelosreyes5656]

@@iwebweeb4585 no problem

[@キナガニマツオ]

ミクの声滑らかすぎてびっくり 桐生さんと相性いいのも笑うw

[@nervous1857]

完成度高すぎる

[@megalolpoo766]

Heavy and Spy are just SEETHING with envy to be in Miku's place

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

They're disappointed he didn't kiss Miku Pyro and Soldier are little more than just disappointed

[@voidcastfam]

The animation is amazing. Just wanna praise the end part, the Saejima part and the "someone on fire while everyone is cheering" part.

[@laracktobama719]

This has the exact Yakuza energy that it needs to feel like it actually came from the game

[@ItzHappyFair]

Can't. Stop. Rewatching. This So much *Tojo badassery* radiating off of this I can't stop coming back

[@IosonoOtakuman]

This deserves a lot more views than Bakamitai.

[@faio1794]

true

[@jazzywhale52]

No

[@someorclad9738]

Definitely.

[@Sheogoratful]

NO.

[@kiryu1366]

NO!

[@ねぼすけ-u2m]

主のミクの調教めっちゃすきやわ

[@ferbsol2334]

you have a lot of potencial also based

[@noobishere2589]

Huh... I've seen this Miku's model somewhere Nah, just my imagination. This slaps

[@WingMaster562]

You're probably thinking of the TDA Miku model, that model has tons and tons of "content" created

[@daniellin6673]

It’s racing miku 2014

[@yowai1604]

@@WingMaster562 wait like the one that filled Left 4 Dead 2's mod workshop?

[@WingMaster562]

@@yowai1604 perhaps? I dont play much of L4D2 mods nor Garry's Mod. Just do a quick google search of TDA Miku to see if it is

[@yowai1604]

@@WingMaster562 I have like 8 versions of TDA Miku installed on my L4D2 for each of the 8 survivors lmao

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

this could've been a substory between them

[@connorwilliams2919]

I want full version of the audio to listen to the whole song of them together so bad, this is always so nice to come back to too :))

[@5623K]

最高です！夢のコラボですね！ 桐生も好きですし！ミクも好きです！

[@kiryukazuma1269]

1:43 Even Kuze's There!

[@kiryukazuma6995]

Kuze s every where

[@Oilupplz]

Where?

[@fanbrattineveryday]

​@@Oilupplz behind doomguy and isabelle to the right, look closely

[@VXMasterson]

I’m nearing the tail end of Yakuza 5 and it would’ve been a lot funnier if Kiryu got the idol job and Haruka got the conventional job.

[@brutusbrutalus8457]

Based

[@ブライアン-u6o]

When Kiryu and Miku gets into Smash as Mii costumes, this should be their reveal trailer

[@降月闯缆]

違和感なさすぎて公式が出してるのかと思ったわw

[@SomeDumyOnYouTube]

The crossover we needed but don't deserve

[@vda498]

Love this version! Gotta say though, Miku's face at the end makes her look like she's looking at Kiryu with disdain lmao Headcanon/hypothesis: Miku was probably expecting a kiss and is dumbfounded that he didn't kiss such a popular idol. Kiryu is on that Sigma Grindset at all times

[@themasterdou]

This is basically using Hatsune Miku outfit for Haruka while doing the lively interjections in Yakuza 5 lol

[@Dr.Gaming98]

Except MUCH better

[@Sagiri_kisaragi-Maria]

編集が上手すぎる

[@kurokan13]

セガのアイドル2人の見事なコラボだ・・・

[@lazik2387]

midnight shadow kirisaku akuseru kishimu highway city joshuseki utsumuku omae no ruuju iro no urei toida naifu no you na ore wo tsutsumikonda my sweet babe hedo deru you na past ya future ore ga nurikaeteyaru sa ikou ze futari kiri no eden ichi-oku, ni-oku, hyaku-oku no KISS wo abiseteyaru baby kono ude daite omae wo nido to hanashi wa shinai machinegun kiss de just fall in love

[@nightcollapse]

Majima is going beserk doing the camerawork

[@CodeCaden]

Haruka is in shambles rn

[@mqfii8992]

1:38 Mike be like: "Wait... He *isn't* gonna make a move? DAMMIT!"

[@roycepaisen699]

1:37 I can only imagine kanta trying to sleep while asacoco just screams of relief

[@Themasterjtg]

Coco: YabaiyabaiyaBAIYABAAAAAAA- Oh, thank fuacku

[@kamuromat]

the ending gave me a pulmonary embolism, i am glad kiryu's virgin instinct kicked in.

[@okometaberoyo]

おいミク！そこ変われ！！桐生ちゃんとデュエットとかうらやましぬ

[@NanamiyaTakeo]

あると思ったそのコメントw と思ったらちょっと違った。

[@mrdeun3655]

that majima just recording the entire thing. I love it!

[@societmy8128]

Kuze was in the background at 1:44

[@LuckiSir]

My god... it’s perfect. The perfect song, perfect crossover.

[@通りすがり-z7n]

え、やば…かっこいい…けど桐生ちゃん踏んでるのはなんやwwww

[@NanamiyaTakeo]

はちゅねミク。

[@WardedOne]

It has been over a year since this came out, and i still watch it regularly 😂😂

[@robert23456789]

Yea just when she's about to kiss him her alarm gos off and she wakes up

[@antogame1178]

Damn. The animation was on point and almost a perfect copy of the original clip from the game. Good job

[@greatestever4789]

based noel pfp

[@lucasc.9994]

im replayed this more than a hundred times already, stuck on my recommended forever

[@dustbunny6381]

Great, now you went and gave me ANOTHER crack ship to live in my brain rent free

[@simpson970]

this goes hard AF

[@mohammadhussien5223]

Why this gem is underrated. I mean seriously I just discovered it.

[@marilcho2664]

Im affraid im in love with this crackship

[@Garrett938]

I needed something to smile on. Thank you for this!

[@norfolx]

the animation creator's really put own soul in, very nice

[@DjumboGameplays]

This is beautiful. I've looked at this for five hours now

[@a_zuk1_6]

秋山何してんねんwwwww

[@sakiyan826]

If you miss the qte, kiryu will kiss miku

[@isaacfreitas4447]

This video just keeps on giving, and I love it

[@plague6566]

Akiyama is just throwing money at em like he's an oil baron in Kiwami 2

[@mbank3832]

I have always wondered what it looks like when realistic and cartoony / anime characters are having crossover , not too shabby

[@KaNoMikoProductions]

That cannot have been the best Miku voice bank you could've found. Surely. Guess I'll just go back to the "Miku sings her heart out" Baka Mitai video.

[@sacredscorpion4814]

That "highway city" hits different 😫

[@frate2727]

this is the weirdest Yakuza Video I´ve ever seen but I love it.

[@yoshi4668]

これは夢のコラボ

[@Hyperlois]

This is so beautful! Absolutely a stunning work..! 💙

[@janedoe71253]

I was straight expecting Kiryu to bash his head into Miku's face like a heat attack.

[@nyodesu]

Now THIS is the *Essence of SEGA!* Absolute brilliance! Made me appreciate the original even a lot more. Ending’s great too.

[@Lifeisbooring69]

my recommendation has blessed me

[@Luckymann1223]

Considering both of their copyrights are owned by SEGA, it might become canon at both sides.

[@isee4528]

This is so awesome

[@yourboi3729]

KIRYU CHAN!!!!

[@fshustrov]

THE HEAD BOP AT THE END IS SO CUTE I CAN'T-

[@aludurhage]

man this really good

[@Bakaslav]

傑作だ。

[@JerichoVR]

Alright. No lie.. I oddly can't stop watching it..

[@ONASU.]

冴島たちが盛り上がってるのくっそおもろいな爆笑😂

[@UNR3D]

No matter what version or who sings it always gets me pumped

[@ahmadansari642]

Wow, now that song is so lovely because this is the power of love!

[@Professor-Badger]

The amount of effort you put into this is shocking to me

[@doomslayer4841]

Ex Yakuza: Kiryu Kazuma Everyone's Favorite Idol: Hatsune Miku The Audience: Shun akiyama, Taiga saejima, Doomguy and Isabelle heavy and spy The Screaming man: Soldier

[@kiryukazuma6995]

spy from tf 2