Lance said he only remembered 2 numbers, and one of them was 911, I laughed real loud 🤣
@RKfMaster6 ай бұрын
That shit had me dying 😂😂
@yippeters6 ай бұрын
Lou Lou: "I'm not going to say it out loud" Meg: Says everything out loud anyway 😂
@therioncoston74246 ай бұрын
“Try to have a regular Monday after 7 studs spit in your butt” Pat is sick😂😂😂😂😂
@ChloeBaileysRightBootyCheek6 ай бұрын
Wild 😂
@reddsmoke9046 ай бұрын
"So you be dating, like, idiots..." 😭😭😭
@mrjohnson201236 ай бұрын
That boi Lance got them Boris the animal glasses from MIB 3 joints on rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@MR.Rexx1016 ай бұрын
💀💀
@tylerblack35056 ай бұрын
Ayyyy yooo lock this man up I'm dying fucking boris the animal!!!! Nice reference cuz
@Daniel-yz9tf6 ай бұрын
These are sick tho
@Melanated_Sugar36 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@WinterTokyo6 ай бұрын
Thats a deep cut reference lol
@jameegarland6 ай бұрын
Meg opening with explaining her hypocrisy on traveling while sick is hilarious. Girl just say that you don't care who you get sick, you are going on vacation lol
@Verbs6116 ай бұрын
"Try to have a regular Monday after 7 studs spit in your butt". Patrick is a menace
@teejay96106 ай бұрын
My favorite line "why is it about the show and not the jail!"
@BOO4EVA6 ай бұрын
"Why would he be using a blender?" I mean he's not wrong lol
@dillz20106 ай бұрын
And Patrick poppin on here with his BBB (bad bitch bun) is hilarious 😂😂
@anthonybolton836 ай бұрын
Meg is a super spreader, starting with her shoulders😂 😂😂😂
@anniem.6706 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@tinker91186 ай бұрын
😮😮😮😮😮
@ohtartarsauce63016 ай бұрын
Wow
@naejessica146 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️
@BryanFury856 ай бұрын
I agree with Lance's take on documentaries. Not all documentaries operate off of pure facts, some of it is speculation and just flat out lies. Documentaries aren't held to the standard of needing to be factual.
@BryanFury856 ай бұрын
A documentary can be made about you without your permission as well.
@s84506316 ай бұрын
Yup documentaries can be very bias.
@dillz20106 ай бұрын
Dude look like an Isley brother and R Kelly fused together with these glasses on and over head Pixar light😂😂
@mrwave07086 ай бұрын
Robert isley 😂😂
@amoni.k66326 ай бұрын
@@mrwave0708 Robert Isley is hilarious.
@rasetitalleyboy62946 ай бұрын
I know I wasn't tripping he looks just like R Kelly with locs 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@RellP7576 ай бұрын
That’s hilarious .. don’t forget the Bobby brown jaw 😂
@ladariusholmes12156 ай бұрын
When I clicked this video, I read this comment as it was loading. And I'm thinking, who is this person talking about....And I was given an answer immediately. Lmao
@VinoskiiTv6 ай бұрын
At this point y’all just get high and just talk about anything 🤣
@RKfMaster6 ай бұрын
Exactly why I watch
@KekkeiXGenkai936 ай бұрын
That’s what it’s always been about🤣we get high and watch them talk while high🤣
@ms.branch12076 ай бұрын
🙄 duh
@thecaptainslog39786 ай бұрын
Be stuck at dinner with your most annoying family member(s) vs Be stuck in a meeting with your most annoying coworker(s) The wizard has specified in both scenarios you must spend at least 3 hrs in these environments and you're not allowed to ignore the people in the room
@tootnoot16 ай бұрын
I upvote this one
@MRVV77176 ай бұрын
There's a massive hurricane headed towards the Caribbean, hurricane Beryl is a cat 4 right now, be safe Meg 🙏🏾 💯
@reenat.82836 ай бұрын
Lord I thought they recorded these a bit in advance! 😩
@reddsmoke9046 ай бұрын
@reenat.8283 like a week before at least.
@The_Broke_Gamer6 ай бұрын
Close to the beginning, somebody said the 28th was a couple weeks ago. That means this was probably recorded at least 3 weeks ago.
@niicolee066 ай бұрын
@@The_Broke_GamerThey weren’t referring to the day, he said the 28th as a joke to the joke prior
@niicolee066 ай бұрын
This was recorded at least a week before
@reddsmoke9046 ай бұрын
Not Pat spotting out that LouLou ex snitched 😂😂😂
@ny27686 ай бұрын
12:08 Lance, that was your main concern? Your shoe laces??? 😂😂😂
@Caspa21616 ай бұрын
I love when Meg is there
@RonDonProductions6 ай бұрын
Aye the 2nd one was my suggestion 😂🫡
@00wilsone6 ай бұрын
"can't lie? Are you American?" had me dyin
@MrTaymizzle6 ай бұрын
YESSS! This was my suggestion! 😊
@halo-august34526 ай бұрын
❤
@Vanessafairyann6 ай бұрын
W
@Cee-FC6 ай бұрын
Tahir at the witness protection joint, fresh off taking his mugshot
@halo-august34526 ай бұрын
😂
@Stonehouse-pro6 ай бұрын
Lulu and Patrick got the same hairline 😂
@livvlivetv76626 ай бұрын
On Gawd
@livvlivetv76626 ай бұрын
On Gawd
@livvlivetv76626 ай бұрын
On Gawd
@Megail166 ай бұрын
Fun fact! I know someone who spent weekends in jail and they in FACT stay in the holding cell. They don't go to the back. They stay in the front the whole time. No where to sleep, just a stone bench.
@albertwilliams75476 ай бұрын
Lance was bombing the. Whole hour lol
@whewchile98186 ай бұрын
I would have rather had Dion. Lance not funny to me.
@prophecy07315 ай бұрын
"When my girl is talking, I'm listening to nothing" -Lance
@ThaKenMan6 ай бұрын
The best part of my Monday morning by far!!
@NicknameAarie6 ай бұрын
I had a good belly laugh at Lance calling Meg a super spreader. 🤣🤣💝
@91Kellz6 ай бұрын
44:06 They beat a plague into you 🤣💀💀
@Ty410236 ай бұрын
That deserved more laughs than it got 😂
@91Kellz6 ай бұрын
@@Ty41023 Ikr LoL 😆
@RomaroBrandon6 ай бұрын
Haunted by a ghost, jailed every weekend, watch a movie once
@ToniaMontana2236 ай бұрын
Fighting at a online school made me laugh way to much 😂😅
@RolandDeschain1986 ай бұрын
"I think other people will be fine" Said patient zero...
@Badhigh226 ай бұрын
Lou Lou said this is a good place to start the show!😂😂😂😂😂
@Glitter.Is.Meta876 ай бұрын
Pat got scolded by musicians lol😂 I’m dead 💀 I love it when pats in here lol❤
@tgray89936 ай бұрын
Telling on ya self is wild 😂 get better Meg and don’t b passing that shit around the plane
@dillz20106 ай бұрын
If yall went to jail: Lou Lou going to Alcatraz Pat going to weenie hut jail Evil Meg the Wicked get trapped in a lamp Tahir stuck at the end of the rainbow that Kelly/ Isley fused ninja need to walk the plank 😂😂
@nettaleanne6 ай бұрын
The last two are keeling me 😂
@kevinspencer32426 ай бұрын
Can you imagine being a kindergarten teacher all week and the weekend you second in command of MS 13, or a head blood
@blackgirlmagik81906 ай бұрын
Lou Lou: “see we listen. Put it in the comments.” Comments section almost every week: Please don’t bring Lou Lou back on the show.
@kingpin4162ify6 ай бұрын
Lance made the whole room go quiet as heck multiple times. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Them jokes were a swing and a miss!!!!!!! BUT HE REFUSED TO GO BACK TO THE DUGOUT!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ricogarcia24426 ай бұрын
This way early good thing I’m at work
@lakymbriajones98066 ай бұрын
This is the only thing that makes me look forward to Mondays 🙌🏾
@dillz20106 ай бұрын
Awww Evil Meg got the flu!! I hope you feel better soon better you go over seas giving people your wickedness. 😂😂 Cast you one of those healing spells or stir up some concoction stew like you do! You’ll be ight! 😂 It’s all love Meg!
@anniem.6706 ай бұрын
Lol yess we love Evil Meg 😈
@robertroberts52836 ай бұрын
It’s gets quiet every time lance says something. They stop talking and laughing. 😂😂
@whewchile98186 ай бұрын
He’s not funny.
@robertroberts52836 ай бұрын
@@whewchile9818 he’s really not. I can count how many times I’ve laughed at his jokes. I used to think Fu was Lance. RIP Fu
@therioncoston74246 ай бұрын
I get Woods take on documentaries. These docs are made by people that wasn’t there. They getting made for entertainment purpose and not to inform like it was intended.
@gamebros.50356 ай бұрын
Bruh got on them Burger King wild Wild West glasses😂
@melin4ted_bookworm6326 ай бұрын
Deep Cut 😂😂😂
@charieburch39606 ай бұрын
😂😂😂I love when Lance is on anything. He makes my soul laugh
@bobhollywood40936 ай бұрын
Meg been fine, but she's downright gorgeous in this episode.
@CJ-dc2yj6 ай бұрын
If you're only there on the weekend, it'd be miserable because you'd never get the chance to order commissary.
@Pv2Vega25U6 ай бұрын
And plus commissary only runs during the week
@michaelbickjr6 ай бұрын
Lance is one of my favorite people.
@KingKuma9096 ай бұрын
My Observation Haki felt Lou Lou coming in 😂😂
@Lettuce346 ай бұрын
lol yall finally seeing lying ass lou lou 😂
@tdavis79046 ай бұрын
Do the holy ghost count 😂😂
@Patsdawter6 ай бұрын
That whole jail talk was triggering 😩 and so true 😆 it’s nothing like the movies 😂
@dancemusikk6 ай бұрын
Why Lou Lou talking about a crime from 16 like it’s a murder she committed yesterday? Lmao why do they bring up stories just to act scared to talk about them… they don’t know how crime works.. so I think they lying 😂
@tamieya6 ай бұрын
Deff lying lol
@cgdaguyguy6 ай бұрын
Lance ain't lying about that light lmfao he was in Elk Grove I live around the corner 😂
@naturalscratcher94986 ай бұрын
I just got done riding a long message about that I was going down Franklin towards Laguna Boulevard and got a speeding ticket and I didn’t want to fight it because it was his word against mine but I knew I was not speeding!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣Elk grove is crazy
@ShaddieP36 ай бұрын
Dude look like he at a poker tournament with them glasses 😂😂😂
@kcxsmooth6 ай бұрын
WE HERE
@dcwSentinal6 ай бұрын
Tahir got that Roxy wifi
@lhayes42736 ай бұрын
Last week was hard to watch. This was much better!!
@Tired923 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 i love Lance
@goodvibesonly98646 ай бұрын
Hope you feel better meg ❤
@Coach_Hoodie_d_20076 ай бұрын
🗣️
@12TribeTone6 ай бұрын
In my 20s I had to do 26 weekends in jail. It was crazy when people asked what I was doing for the weekends and didn't know lmao. Fri 6pm to sun 6pm
@agrainofsands6 ай бұрын
why did you HAVE to, if I may ask?
@12TribeTone6 ай бұрын
@@agrainofsands can't remember. It was some misdemeanor some 20+ yrs ago. I do remember since my kids mother went to court and said I was the only one working that's why they made me do weekends though
@kg-36 ай бұрын
@@agrainofsandscan be simple stuff like missd court, traffic violations. non violent offenses when you have a full time job, a family and a nice judge
@Dboi94496 ай бұрын
"I dont make the rules" but he literally makes up the rules lol
@tunit33k6 ай бұрын
12:33 fuck having to re-lace some sneakers, they every pull the string out your HOODIE!!!
@MylesTCG6 ай бұрын
SUPER SPREADER MEG!!!
@smittybpkg7856 ай бұрын
All of these were pretty good
@honey_rae_amour6 ай бұрын
4:18 Hey speaking of taking a charge, I could have sworn I saw Lance on the the show The Chi over the weekend. The character was coming home from jail after doing a bid for someone else. But then I looked closer and the actor was the guy Jackie Long from ATL the movie who played Esquire with a wig with locks on. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I got excited at first like yea look at Lance booking roles! 🤷🏾♀️ 😂😂😂
@EH-dn6dr6 ай бұрын
Lou Lou is so New York. I Love it!
@TMo_DaFreshNerd6 ай бұрын
Meg sounded like a narc 😂
@The_Sk3ptic6 ай бұрын
Ohh I got one for yall, “WOULD YOU RATHER FIND OUT HUMANS WERE CREATED BY ALIENS, & there is no god or technically they’d be our gods OR would you rather find out there is no afterlife”?
@HGEmusic16 ай бұрын
When Lou Lou get heavy up top?! Not complaining or shaming 😌 😅
@ExtraordinaryE9016 ай бұрын
Hey goody two shoes Pat! Hush up with your judgement on court and crime!
@kirkiedakingpin6 ай бұрын
You took the land the antibiotic. Hilarious
@jarelington6 ай бұрын
Oh I gotta doodle that ghost haunting kid Pat's house! 😁
@HollaFortune6 ай бұрын
Dang Lou I aint even know you lived in Starrett! Props to you for getting out of the pretty P's
@beebilbo596 ай бұрын
I was wondering who deep voice started the pod. Then the visuals came in 🤣🤣🤣💀
@Uglier.6 ай бұрын
I had the chills and sore throat for the weekend. Was it the flu as well? I’m straight now tho
@monicacarter81056 ай бұрын
You don't get to choose any community service that you want. They provide a list of services. If you are doing weekend you are normally not in a cell with other people or people who have similar or minor charges.
@CeceTvCeceTv6 ай бұрын
Next Topic: Sit in a room with no windows with someone with severe Halitosis Or, non stop Itching all over your body.
@whewchile98186 ай бұрын
That’s a good one😂
@kcxsmooth6 ай бұрын
Yo im crying 😭😭
@escapingmundane6 ай бұрын
Lance 🔥
@mekaashley50856 ай бұрын
48 hours a week for a year vs 45 hours a week for 2 years
@judithdaniel6 ай бұрын
I don't want my booty on the line 🤣🤣🤣
@kirkiedakingpin6 ай бұрын
Alright all these bomning on to the next topic. Way to take control Tahir
@manrae6 ай бұрын
"You can't just make up lies"... yes they can.
@FalconGrape6 ай бұрын
Squad Cast topics: Team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel?!
@Mr_4ston6 ай бұрын
Early drop 💪🏾💪🏾
@datguybrandon96836 ай бұрын
This will be used as evidence 😂😂😂
@raerambo6 ай бұрын
Lance
@MissCheryl8106 ай бұрын
Lance reminds me of that weird uncle who tells jokes
@kirkiedakingpin6 ай бұрын
Oh shit Lance Woods on here today
@gabrielr83116 ай бұрын
I would've asked my folks why they texting that shi in case they got a search warrant
@edgersimpson12816 ай бұрын
Bruh Meg stay sick lol
@jasminemorris7596 ай бұрын
Brooklyn. And ya don't stop.
@ShaddieP36 ай бұрын
It's Kell's looking a$z😂😂😂
@CaptinOD6 ай бұрын
So Meg is on “vacation” watch Jasmine be on the next episode 🤔
@everythingfunny34556 ай бұрын
Just seen Tahir on a HIMS ad
@rasetitalleyboy62946 ай бұрын
Bruh the dude and the top left corner look like R Kelly with locs
@marcusollie16796 ай бұрын
Lance be trying way…too hard to crack in a joke! 😂
@whewchile98186 ай бұрын
And it never works…like ever.😂
@gronen95856 ай бұрын
After what he did last time i thought lance would never be back
@CeceTvCeceTv6 ай бұрын
Is he the one that was making fun of Megs 2nd unborn baby?