Have You Dined With Us Before? - Limmy's Homemade Show

[@TheExperimentalFreak]

Can vouch for this. I worked as a waiter for four miserable years and my lung capacity tripled. Had to balance it out by chain-smoking on my breaks

[@bananachild1936]

No way Limmy got these many participants to be a part of his homemade show.

[@benrjy]

I had to take a breath just listening to this

[@danielmcallister4816]

Gies a muffit of tea, while we're waitin pal

[@RJ-wx3fh]

never heard of that until my mate benny mentioned it. RIP big man

[@tomi_tittums]

miss ya big man

[@scyhte82]

... a what???

[@jimmysmite]

Just a pint of milk.

[@garretfox7807]

@@jimmysmite Dinnae yes men "POONT O MILCH"????????????????????

[@flabbybum9562]

I'll have a roll and sausage, with brown sauce please.

[@impwolf]

just a round of drinks please

[@babs3k832]

Fantastic one-take Limmy, spot on as always

[@Sweet_Pup_g]

I’ll take the free bread, thanks

[@TylorBennett]

I hate small plates

[@Drabee]

Yeah, when each one is 8 quid and ya get fuck all

[@BozalliCopter]

but they love you

[@galliman123]

I hate large plates with small food

[@lie188]

"any roasted cheese ?"

[@Trazynn]

Oh! You've _got_ to try the deep fried mushroom ragout.

[@pete1208]

That is bang-on. I mean .. just nailed it Limmy. Congrats

[@chillbrobraggins383]

I think I am finally fluent in Scottish english because I understood every word the first time. Thanks limmy.

[@fullfungo]

Can you translate for us, peasants? I want to know what he’s saying😭

[@I_have_some_serious_problems]

Same here, but to be fair I think this one was a bit easier because he's speaking more clearly than usual here

[@DriftyJoe]

"Guys" what a throwback

[@kildogery]

This happened to me two days ago.

[@kingcrimson4133]

the insidious agenda strikes again 😔 they don't even let you say "guys" anymore, they drag you to city square and skin you alive and then use you for papier mache

[@localblanchead]

Such an enthusiastic waiter! Better leave a good tip

[@CodfishJoe]

He'll need it to afford all that cocaine

[@JackScooter17]

we don’t tip in this country

[@BadgerOfTheSea]

Its Scotland, if they started asking for tips there would be a revolutionary uprising.

[@craminal]

America is the only country in the world

[@MM-ux7kp]

When my friend was a server, he was incredibly chill. Artificially so, somtimes, but very chill. Sometimes too chill to remember to grab your check quickly and get your receipt.

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

L pfp

[@MM-ux7kp]

@@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey you are a bigot, got it. Anything else?

[@y_ffordd]

In no particular order, cant be arsed is very in at the moment, lovely.

[@magnusbruce4051]

This was almost spot on the spiel I used to do when I worked at a restaurant that served small plates. A bit like tapas.

[@loadapish]

im sittin wonderin what the fuck is tapas and why are you tryin to not feed me? im here to get fed

[@kevinwang8820]

What're the specials?

[@Avliv_Satan]

Limmy back with another banger

[@RockapeandRolla]

That ‘HUERRRRGH’ gets me every time

[@mmmcomfy]

Can we hear The Specials, please?

[@nairbas392]

I’ll have…. A ROUND OF DRINKS

[@djc2526]

The Ox & Finch experience

[@roachdoggjr45]

My subwoofer EXPLODED!

[@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks]

ROACH DOGGGGGGGGGG

[@roachdoggjr3030]

FR🎉

[@roachdoggjr45]

@@roachdoggjr3030 ayy

[@RobbieDBobbet]

Damn... this just got me 😂

[@alexanderjamesl4868]

Then you order two per person and they come as dishes large enough to feed a small family

[@spaced4448]

Toast under cheese please!

[@Holographic_Meatloaf252]

aye i'll just have a pint o' milk please

[@hb3393]

muffet o tea pal

[@JohnnyTightIips]

When they use 'it comes out when it's ready' because they cba to keep everything hot together like a normal place.

[@No_Life_Alex]

can we give this guy a whole movie?

[@ScruffyFox]

genius. that is EXACTLY what it's like 😂 🤣

[@VAPIDISM]

Sorry we dont do plates, its slates or a bread board with 5 Chips in a miniature galvanised bucket.

[@MCrockett1]

I'm a fan of... making fun of stock photos.

[@winken2666]

Lol literally my last visit to a restaurant

[@BrandonCourt]

Holy shit that is exactly what they do at every restaurant

[@bussy_spoiler]

You want this mushroom?!

[@DCI-Frank-Burnside]

Limmy ripping his great grandson.

[@theodorebear6714]

At no point is it said that you have to give the instructions in one breath but you did it anyway.

[@purplegrapiest]

I'll just have a coke thanks.

[@GBart]

Little Bits!

[@ISLANDIV5]

Can i some raw meat and croutons served on a slate , and some fancy garnish.

[@luckyboyyt8582]

Excellent choice I applaud you in your fantastic culinary clarity in ordering this particularly perplexing delicious delightful delicacy this by far is the most impressive table I've had the honor of serving in this most insatiable of days with an utmost respect and impressive variety of fine food loving humans such as your selves... you do all identify as human as hopefully I don't want to unknowingly assume that there are other species of sentient beings present at the most prestigious of tables on this most glorious occasion?

[@Robert-rl7rd]

Try the sea urchin ceviche

[@onlinetuna]

What's Tap Ass?

[@tadas9181]

The script is literally a carbon copy of every hipster restaurant waiter in town

[@OnceAPineapple]

🤣🤣🤣

[@verbdoing9824]

Nothing says comedy like limmy newest created content

[@zebocrab]

Can you say that one more time please I wasn't listening

[@vishalbhardwaj]

ayyy

[@kildogery]

Oh god. That got me.

[@Darkbiter]

HAHAHAH

[@justinr9784]

As a waiter in a high end buffet I can confirm 100% this is accurate. Although he forgot to add the allergy/dietary speech and ask them if there was a special occasion. Also... still or sparkling?

[@marekrakowski]

*every newly opened restaurant here in Bristol

[@rolitae]

:D

[@vasvas8914]

You can hear him turning purple

[@nickm.5931]

I’ll take one taco, with a side of cheese sauce, please