Have you met Phillip Human?

[@drpebblez]

yay! PHILLIP! PHILLIP! U R THE BEEEEEEEEEST!

[@wildseedcomedy]

+Davvid 3b he totally is

[@notatemplar9112]

Can't wait for the next season, it's been a while

[@dead987]

NotATemplar 1 YEAR LATER

[@jaisheelal4002]

United Halo 'ey up lads. Nothing yet, and not likely to be.

[@notmyname3487]

I wake up the same way, one Day I was In the laundry with my sheets attached and my cat pissing on my hair.

[@wildseedcomedy]

+Not my name that's one pro- about Gordon the cat. His pissin' days are over.

[@Ambidextroid]

I once found a mars bar in my bed when I woke up and it had melted in the packet so I drank it

[@wildseedcomedy]

You're our new hero

[@mikeymike123mg]

So when can I expect my next Phillip Phix?

[@wildseedcomedy]

+Michael Green every time you close your eyes

[@mikeymike123mg]

(elaborate basement pun)

[@IForgotMyVids]

season 2 announcement?

[@wildseedcomedy]

+I Forgot My Videos Inc. ssssshhhhhh