Adam, Dan & Carl | Have A Word Podcast

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ADAM ROWE and DAN NIGHTINGALE are two award winning comedians from Liverpool & Preston, respectively. They are two of the UK's most highly regarded stand-ups and have both performed all over the world.

[@jameslfc11]

1:12:41 "Take the 'R' out" Carl's genius being overlooked again!

[@shrtywalker]

£3 and you all entertain my commutes to work on a Wednesday, morning at the gym on a Saturday, and I get to sit down and laugh my arse off at some mad cinematic style movie shit now and again. Great fucking effort lads cheers.

[@joeyfrancis2682]

Peter the snake really caught me off guard🤣

[@DanielXDJones]

The Peter Petigrew bit is one of my fav HAW moment ever. So Good

[@chrismorton4242]

Can you remember what time it was? I've lost it

[@Earl1403]

@@chrismorton4242 1 hour 12 ish

[@josh13094]

Guy spoons, then the smile from Fin to Carl 🔥🔥🔥

[@morganpedley3163]

Carl’s super mix joke went totally unnoticed 😂

[@jasonmw1471]

Best value for money i get from all the things i spend money on 👍

[@ricksmis]

2nd after pornhub premium.

[@fishlungs95]

23:53 such a cute moment between Carl and Finn

[@scottpleavin9281]

Holy shit, that was amazing!! Like an extra Patreon bullshit exclusive, and Carl was on top form yet again.

[@KMcGagh]

The power pod jingle unlocked memories I didn't know I had😂

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

They were awesome lol

[@aretcho9122]

Can’t wait for Peter Kay. He loves the pod 🔥🔥

[@aretcho9122]

Russell Brand to follow?

[@hahagreg]

PLEASE have more of Peter the snake. I was almost sick from laughter, one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@cierankinsella3451]

Dan is totally right they're called open prisons, the one near me is HMP ford it's literally just a rehab centre that you're allowed to leave as long you come back by curfew, there is regularly scruffs that just run off the second they come out, there's about 10 across the UK I think.

[@scotthalliwell38]

Coming back to this episode as it's the greatest opening section of any podcast ever.

[@sheawyllie0931]

Hebburn mention makes this the greatest ep ever

[@payni1992]

'Peter the Have A Word Snake' fucking DEADED me off 😭💀

[@infinitegoose]

Really enjoyed the Nord VPN. And that last section was the best Ab workout I could have asked for. Phenomenal! Good work Lids!

[@infinitegoose]

Nord VPN Ad. That should have said. Spanner! 🤦

[@isaaclee-mort]

1:19:24 - You've actually just unlocked some hidden memories from my childhood! We had the Mr Benn salt & pepper shakers!

[@thomasford8587]

Love the pod boys time for a new intro since the restaurant special is here 🎉🎉🎉

[@lukeandree7440]

Top class, I don't think you realise the comedic power you have over London. As a an absolute Stuart Lee fan boy this comedy is so refreshing and also i would say fucking skilled.

[@ChewS7AR]

Good morning Mehts, hope you all have lovely weekends mehts ❤

[@andy.s6155]

What an absolute shitshow, I think this is the fastest I've seen it go off the rails, call was on fire, and the Nord VPN ad was just something else!!! 11/10

[@scottpleavin9281]

That ad was the best ad so far! 😂

[@scratchy3861]

These silly ones are by far the best

[@owenj0hn009]

That VPN advert was like a fever dream, good shit lids

[@FuKingSupa]

Left Liverpool after 5 years in the city, now living in Asia - this pod is exactly the dose of scouse humour I need in my life. Up the fucking lids

[@lauracallaghan4930]

Happy Saturday Lids 👋🏼

[@Petercb30]

My favourite thing about Saturday morning waking up and watching the pod

[@jamesmatthews2224]

Can’t wait for part 2 of the restaurant special 😁

[@nathanbaker4800]

Great pod , always better content when it’s just the guys in the studio , has that guys down the pub feel about it 😂😂, keep up the great work

[@mihailborisov2375]

"...way back in the 17th century, two farming families in the Enschede area of Holland intermarried. Both the Vennegoor and Hesselink names carried equal social weight, and so - rather than choose between them - they chose to use both. 'Of' in Dutch actually translates to 'or', which would mean that a strict translation of his name would read Jan Vennegoor or Hesselink" the real explanation us probably funnier than Carl's

[@Waitak22]

I think that's the first time Adam has ever said "Salt and Pepper" without saying "chicken" after it 😂😂😂

[@P0UTY1]

Best ad read ever seen😂

[@N7Landry]

This episode can be summed up by one name, "PETER PETTIGIGREW"

[@fobbaliscious8915]

One of funniest episodes this

[@Earl1403]

The Harry Potter stuff killed me off 😂😂😂

[@lucydavies6698]

There's an open prison in Kirkham... Some of the prisoners do get either day release or overnight release.. but there's reports at least once a month of someone absconding 🤣 Some of the inmates started off in Cat A/B but are at the end of their sentence, so end up here...

[@peterlongworth8407]

Great episode 👏 and sorry to geek out and be boring but I think the Mr Anderson in the hospital was a nod to the Matrix movies 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@angelabanks4252]

Peter the snake, Guy Spoons 🤣 class ep, love the ones without a guest. Saw Dan on Fri nite in Teesside 🔥 Speaking of guests, I think the following are not as big as Jimmy Carr so can we presume you dont want them on the pod? Chris Ramsey, Iain Stirling, Greg Davies, Lee Mack, Rob Beckett. Would love to know! Adam?????

[@craigcoleman8003]

The prisoner of azkaban bit fucking killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🤣

[@psychoaj13]

Best ad ever 1:12:55 😆🐍

[@jayzerino]

❤️

[@lesliethomas8117]

Nord VPN ad read was the best. Please do more ad reads with puppets.

[@ricksmis]

Morning lids

[@stephhaigh732]

Pompeii patreon special boys? 😄

[@guy8029]

1:08:22 Highlight of the episode for me

[@jaketucker793]

1:12:00 for future reference

[@Motty24601]

The smug look on adams face when he corrects fin, about volcano eruptions being hot not cool 🤣

[@magiera92]

Lighting Nukes. 😂

[@emily.mikhaels]

Rick Waller 🤣

[@Oasisftww]

God this was a good one

[@jamesbricknell3585]

I feel less smart 😂

[@tomdove7655]

Has no one pointed out to Carl that cow (plural) do not have bollocks as all cows are ladies or...?

[@Shefeeled69]

Yeah right

[@cjcowley02]

Imagine being a pube when there patreon is cheaper than a meal deal could never be me this pod is to goated

[@josephthompson8179]

Unfortunately karl is wrong there is a cat D prison that does allow you to leave the prison...

[@topherhutton3459]

Morning meeeehts

[@dylthejew6730]

Dan is right there like. If ye go cat D jail ye go home of a weekend and can walk out of ye want. He’s right what’s he’s saying.

[@Motty24601]

Absolute brilliant nonsense lids 🤌

[@magiera92]

Fuck me that Nord Ad. I haven't laughed like that in a good while. Jesus Christ.

[@jordanwillrog]

Get Danny Mac on again

[@stephenmalone4441]

just realised something, is that the same dirty danny daily of hot waters green room pod

[@bni6786]

🗿

[@finnichols4808]

peter kay isnt what people think he's like.

[@smellyboi8299]

How ?

[@stuffbysian]

Queer is a term used by those who wish they were interesting