Having Telekinesis vs Having Telepathy | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

[@blessedboy08]

KEV: Meg don't have no homegirls MEG: yOU'RE MY HOMEGIRL.

[@TheBiggz808]

This was one of her best jabs ever!!! I couldn't stop laughing.

[@BGriff-]

@@TheBiggz808 Best counter puncher of the episode!!!

[@TheBiggz808]

B. Griff totally agree

[@blessedboy08]

@@TheBiggz808 Lissen, she's fed up with them.

[@aidenborja8229]

@Geechee l

[@SchwagGamingandMusic]

A lil upset that Tahir said he got married on St.Patricks day and no leprechaun jokes were mentioned lol.

[@linestolife10]

Faaaaacctttzzzah

[@SteveDeuce]

Bruh, I was like “Nobody? Pat?, Meg?...Nobody?!

[@silvajin]

You just did, for me because I was scrolling and saw this as that part came up ironically 😂

[@Steve-mp7by]

Instead of throwing rice they threw Lucky Charms. Its magically delicious

[@stacyblivens9949]

Man!!! I was ready for it🤣🤣🤣

[@SteveDeuce]

What if Ty is crazy and lives alone, and her “daughter” and “mom” are just her arguing with her younger and older self?

[@ilubyou13]

You might be onto something

[@mancube7645]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 nooooo!!!! Pat run🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

[@JonathanIsrael708]

Hahahaha

[@w912smith]

Que “Psycho Theme Song” 🎵🎶

[@NanthaleCollins]

If it wasnt for the fact I seen her daughter walk into the frame once on ig. And we just overheard her mom on this one. I would have agreed with you

[@RolandDeschain198]

I can't let Tye's unheard line go: "Them balls was long as slavery, honey" If a woman says this about you... you have to move now.

[@Comediantydavis]

Long balls ain’t my thing 😂😂😂😂

[@roarkcurry3264]

😂😂😂

[@cliftonrainey9241]

Shiiaat 😭😭😭!!!😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@ashleyzviitei]

🤣🤣

[@adriannajonas]

One day Tahir is going to say something truthful and no one is going to believe him

[@Bellecassie]

One day ent 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Chastidee]

For real, though.

[@sheed3700]

And it's gonna be supernatural too 😂

[@NukePlasma]

The boy who cried pork chop😂

[@Gamervibes08]

Ty’s mom is a whole off-screen character. 😅😂😂

[@gracelopez9158]

Ty's mom is Andre's grandma from Victorious

[@BGriff-]

Ty’s mom is Parlay

[@Comediantydavis]

She finds great joy in interrupting my zooms

[@Passion84GodAlways]

@@Comediantydavis 🙏🏾 God bless you!🙏🏾

[@laugh_til_ithurts]

Seriously 😂😂😂😂

[@djames765]

"Them freckles freckling" 😂

[@leahc2190]

Meg took me out “you’re my homegirl” damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rantsandfaves]

Meg had the blicky this episode!

[@shayna9349]

I don’t know why I just love this podcast when it’s held in zoom 😭😭

[@kmayfield1987]

I love it!!! Lol

[@ChristinaQueenHeart]

And only in Zoom! I tried the ones on the couch and I'm not into them.

[@joelcastro8060]

Megans roasts hit different on zoom

[@naomiluxe0]

Ty is crazy 😭 why can’t professor X communicate with his legs to get them moving that’s a top tier joke

[@tayahalien9131]

😂😂😂😇

[@zeusalmighty2392]

You on IG!?

[@lailah1522]

i love that Ty has become a part of the regular group. She’s such a cool ass person

[@Comediantydavis]

Thanks Lailah. Some of these assholes make it their business to talk shit every time I’m on here so I appreciate you for saying kind words 😊😊😊😊

[@zimven3022]

@@Comediantydavis just add that I appreciate what you bring to the show everytime! Can't wait to keep seeing more of you!

[@jebiusenvy]

Tahir looks like Ice Cube's cousin, Bag of Ice.

[@Chastidee]

What?! 😂😂

[@313soldier313]

This shit took me out!

[@BGriff-]

It took me a second but i loled

[@amayasimone8198]

🤣🤣🤣

[@docm4544]

Yes! That was my initial reaction first time I seen Tahir loll and for Pat he gave me a Souls Of Mischief vibe

[@BlackOdin27]

Ty Davis is just a squaddcast member now lol

[@darnellc7276]

As she should be, she the piece they been missing!

[@chukwuv2738]

I love her so goddamn much I can’t wait to go support her when the world open

[@rhoenawilliams1070]

She's my favorite 5th (other than maybe Tony Baker).

[@blessedboy08]

RIGHt PUT HER ON.

[@theTruthSeekerishere]

She's a good addition, not many can hold their own with the cast but Ty can!

[@lacoycooks2825]

The fact that no one laughed when Meg said crochead (because it sounds like crackhead) and I had to pause the video to laugh about for a minute shows I would not last at sqaudcast

[@Kashiroymaru]

They also missed when Ty said “his balls were as long as slavery”. I quietly cackled.

[@adielwilson8749]

Yeah I thought that was funny too

[@ronniewatford9193]

Crochead was a top tier joke idc

[@Comediantydavis]

@@Kashiroymaru slavery was the longest thing I could think of at the time 🤦🏾‍♀️😂🤷🏾‍♀️

[@lacoycooks2825]

@@Comediantydavis I been looking for your channel for the longest lol! Thank you

[@AmberinaNava]

i love how the first 15 min of every episode starts off with them just chatting it up lol

[@KountryEJ910]

Only person that would able to do that is CP but he's attracted to her so he won't do it

[@thisismonse]

@@KountryEJ910 attracted to whoooo ? 👀

[@MrJamaalstone]

Must people say they can not wait for Fridays but i can not wait for Mondays.. Love the show!!

[@andemps]

That's facts

[@you_can_call_me_T]

This show definitely makes Mondays better. And I actually prefer the zoom format!

[@brittanyfigaro]

Me too! I look forward to Mondays just for this!

[@dancemusikk]

Lmaooo Meg said the civil rights store. Meg you aint that young.. you know what Woolworth is lmao

[@myronnieves7782]

The fact that Kevin doesn’t do “hey Tom” anymore makes me really sad 😭

[@arielsmith7398]

All good things must come to an end.

[@tlcjanetfan]

Not for me. It got overplayed quick.

[@whyyougottaknow7677]

Nah that shit was hella funny

[@cedrickcooks8239]

The Meg not being married jokes will forever be hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@robertaudrey2821]

Not really

[@chukwuv2738]

I want her to get married and never tell them

[@Jussbemk]

Pat is so kind and humble about the amount of women who want him Lmao just makes me wanna tear him apart even more 😈😹😹

[@Whizkidd2025]

That’s how it works. 😂😂😂

[@Jussbemk]

@Parish i got it 3rdaccount im sure you're just as amazing in your own way ❤

[@meyomammawefriends.7106]

I fuccs with you for that reply to the other person🏁💙

[@Jussbemk]

@@meyomammawefriends.7106 🤘🏾🙏🏾

[@Jussbemk]

@Parish i got it 3rdaccount np dear 😘

[@cedricjohnson6865]

What if those guns went off on Tahir's back when he fell. 😆🤣😂

[@meyomammawefriends.7106]

Bro, just shut up😂😂😂😂😂

[@KCee984]

UNDERRATED comment bro! 😂

[@AcePapi60]

Yooooooo 😂😂😂😭

[@courtney8736]

I AM OVER HERE IN TEARS! 🤣😭😭

[@tybreishat]

Yo the visual i just got in my head of this! 😂😂😂

[@jasperwithaj4393]

I asked for more Ty, I've gotten more Ty. I'm happy, now I want Pat's Tats vs Tahir's which has more ridiculous ones.

[@Comediantydavis]

Thanks for asking for more Ty. I appreciate you.

[@WtfManHaveAny]

Why did you wake up violent?!? 😂😂

[@markteague49]

The first 3 seconds... Kev: i don’t like the way you eat 😂😂

[@jeromejohnson5412]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@01kaluks24]

Meg was merciless this whole episode. She was catching bodies all over the place

[@mrhollyenglish55]

Meg's comment will so underrated but it's so true. Meg:"Y'all are my origin story "

[@reg2157]

We not gon talk abt ty saying somebody balls long as slavery😭😂

[@Gamervibes08]

OKAY!!!! That was so good. 😂😂😂

[@Comediantydavis]

I’m sorry 🤦🏾‍♀️😂🤷🏾‍♀️

[@jubai27]

Is anyone ever surprised when Pat hasnt heard of something? Lol

[@mrlofi333]

No that would be a rookie mistake 😂

[@Axel-qd5ht]

I'm surprised about how long kevs breasts be hangin'

[@CrazedAddictz]

@@Axel-qd5ht Maaan.... that was not funny...

[@jjointer]

Cohabitation?! 😂

[@docm4544]

Right, he thought Dr. Sebi was alive a couple eps ago on DIYS Lool, gotta love Pat though

[@juke4lorraine]

Bruh “SHUT UP, YOU’RE MY HOMEGIRL!” had me deeeaadddd🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@deeepthreees5940]

Megs body challenge joke when kev turned off his camera the second time killed me.

[@ashyshoiy319]

They talking bout Ty as if Pat ain’t the one staring into Ty’s soul ... I bet his screen is only on Ty when she ain’t even talking 😂

[@tigerhoods7927]

😂😂

[@DOMCORLENEtv]

Ty becoming a series regular! We love to see it. ☺️😂🙌🏾 Side note: Someone needs to get Joncea in more content this year too!

[@christchickconversations]

Factssss

[@Dnizzle227]

1 woman is enough honestly, Tony needs to come back

[@Comediantydavis]

@@Dnizzle227 what’s wrong with more women?

[@Dnizzle227]

@@Comediantydavis because i dont think women are funny roasters🤷🏽‍♂️men grew up around that, like barbershops and cookouts... ill watch a stand up with women performing but here its not needed, like Meg shes CAN say funny things but she says it with zero confidence and repeats & twist a lot of the same jokes...just my opinion, when you get to do stand up ill go support because im in the DMV area 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@thesketchyartist9324]

@@Dnizzle227 wow

[@BlakkFlaggMusic]

Kevin looks like the "urban" Mr Potato Head, "Tata Top"

[@mo2743]

😂😂😂

[@AnotherDayKay]

Lmfao

[@only_thee_ash_c7516]

Im trying to laugh quietly at work. Damn you stranger. I failed.

[@Solo-yi3bm]

🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂😂😂

[@PANCAKEPAP1]

10 secs in and Meg is already firing shots 🤣🤣

[@kicknknowledge2178]

With a head like kev’s, trying to read his mind is like reading all the Harry Potter books combined with the Bible 😬

[@ChristinaQueenHeart]

Bwahahahahahhaahha shuddup LMAO! 🤣😹🤣😹🤣

[@8mclxren]

Yooooooo😂😂😂😂

[@bkw1133]

🥸howling 😂😂😂

[@MissCheryl810]

MEG is on 🔥 today!!! She's hitting them with the QUICKNESS!!! Okaaaay!!!

[@Olivia-qg2qh]

“It’s like a tummy tuck” “it’s like a face lift” “it’s like them kitchen tables” 😂😂😂😂

[@tomi8780]

Since no one is gonna say anything.. TY LOOKS BEAUTIFUL ✨✨

[@Comediantydavis]

🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@danthony02]

As always!!!

[@callmeosho7792]

Telekinesis is an obvious choice, especially if you dont gaf about what other people think

[@SizzlerGoat]

😂 why was that funny asf

[@RaizelSX]

Also you can literally train enough to get telepathy anyways

[@arhdone]

But what if someone was planning on murdering you in your sleep....

[@tanjarenee_24]

Exactly!

[@brothaNblue]

Telepathy is not just about reading minds. If you have little to no morality you can manipulate people's thoughts.

[@kismetj5450]

We had a Woolworth here. It is basically a smaller version of Walmart. They closed down in the 90s. It’s not that long ago.

[@zZzranger341]

Meg woke up with the extendo clip for squadd cast today LOL she was on Kev and Tahir allll episode

[@nataliehurd2532]

I agree with Pat. Controlling actions is different than "mind control"

[@TSmith72110]

Telekinesis for me. That would be so convenient. And no im not fighting crime. I'm doing laundry, cooking meals, cleaning the house, playing with my dog, all while watching tv.

[@meyomammawefriends.7106]

Fighting crime??😂😂I will be the crime😂😂😐

[@TSmith72110]

@@meyomammawefriends.7106 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jsexplosion]

Tahir's jokes never hit but jokes about him ALWAYS do.

[@christellevictor]

When Tahir got mad at Pat for asking all those questions during the last vs.😭😂😂😂😂

[@caitlinwith2eyes]

Pat is everybody's internet boyfriend 😂 my ex boyfriend started a WHOLE argument because I was on his IG 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@jameso]

As he should lol

[@Gamervibes08]

Lmaooo that’s how appealing Pat is. You don’t even know him but your real life boyfriend had a problem with it. 🤣🤣🤣 You gotta follow Cloud Wives on IG if you don’t already. They’re dope!

[@samskers_]

yup! same here, which is why he’s my ex boyfriend now causeee what you being jealous & insecure for?

[@salmaabdullahgb]

@@jameso lool not at all

[@salmaabdullahgb]

@@samskers_ very insecure

[@OGSuki.]

I love Ty’s voice. She sounds like the cool auntie that will keep it a buck with you.

[@ArmaniK48]

Jaz!!!!!! Tahir Lying again!!!!!! “Little Kid Voice “🤣🤣

[@meh2846]

The clouds wives are punching the air right now that another girl had her messaged passed along.

[@reneem1660]

I don’t consider my self a cloud wife... but I was lowkey jealous lol

[@Gamervibes08]

Leave us alone! We need to heal. 🤣🤣🤣

[@amayasimone8198]

CLOUDS WIVES🤣🤣🤣

[@slaymarie_rdh_2B]

No fr 😂 I wasn’t mad she said I’m mad he responded!

[@joeyzaza9620]

Why pat look like he sitting on an evil red throne

[@MKDOTTERY14]

Looking hunched over 58:00 🤣🤣🤣

[@lyricc450]

'Hey ummm, pogo sticks aren't that expensive." LMAOOOOOO I love Pat

[@amayasimone8198]

Look at ty!! Looking all pretty and ish🥰🥰

[@Comediantydavis]

Thank you Amaya 😘

[@OutTheWayJay-617]

"Don't nobody wanna see them freckles on your stomach" LMAOOOO!

[@kicknknowledge2178]

The roller coasters tahir gets on is called the “hamster wheel” 😅

[@tricemarie]

kick'n' knowledge 😂😂😂😂

[@JuiceAndLyriCAL]

Read this in Megs voice 😂

[@kicknknowledge2178]

@@JuiceAndLyriCAL on my life that’s who that tapped into when I wrote that 🤣🤣🤣

[@Angielyrica]

"I feel like you are practicing the body challenge" THE VISUALS OF KEV DOING THAT!!!! LOL!!!!

[@isiah675]

These joints faithfully start my week off on a good note every damn time

[@JujuBear14]

22:41 Tahir's laugh 😂😂😂

[@adielwilson8749]

When is your wedding anniversary? 🤣🤣🤣 the clapback

[@NURP036]

Ty don’t talk she just has facial reactions

[@jadebruce4091]

And weirdly it works great

[@Comediantydavis]

I talk, but I’m mindful of not speaking over the other people and stuff. You can’t hear anyone if everyone is talking.

[@amairani9641]

@@Comediantydavis keep doing your thing girl🤚❤️

[@blakeharris58]

@@Dnizzle227 😬😬😬

[@Comediantydavis]

@@blakeharris58 I live rent free in his mind. This is like his second comment about me on this post. He’s low key a fan 😂😂😂😂

[@montejonesn]

Yo Meg been letting that cannon go! Spraying everybody! Her rebuttals are too quick. 😂😂🤣

[@sojothetruth]

Now if Ty gone be a REGULAR, I’m hella down with that. However I still want to see Kev and Chaunte on at the same time.

[@Comediantydavis]

I appreciate that, but I’m just a guest 😊

[@dubayujayski]

"That's how u know u made it they didn't even care u had tidddyz tidddying" MeG 🔥Flammage

[@AneishaH]

i lost 30 pounds while being in a calorie deficit, no working out. y’all don’t need to buy anything to lose weight but healthier foods 😭😭

[@Malik7-]

Tahir gum be gumming

[@iloveu6619]

Good morning everyone!! The beginning convos are the best!. Ty just needs to sign the papers for All Def at this point 🥰🥰🥰. I remember Woolworth Tahir

[@Gamervibes08]

Right as soon as Pat made that “hey Tom” face I was like No Tahir said it right leave him alone! 🤣🤣🤣

[@iloveu6619]

@@Gamervibes08 exactly!! Like it does exist! I do miss stores like that. Also Bradless and Filenes

[@Comediantydavis]

We literally were talking about balls 😂😂😂😂

[@iloveu6619]

@@Comediantydavis hi Ty🥰🥰 its ok. I enjoy it. Lol

[@klpowell12]

“You’re my homegirl” lmao

[@anthonyyoung5179]

Kev get your son a personal trainer for soccer screw his teammates 😂😂

[@TSmith72110]

"You cant talk to your brain and your spine?" DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😱

[@sekaren87]

At this point SOMEBODY has to empty a full clip on Meg!! Nonstop, first 15 minutes of the show

[@darnellc7276]

She leveled up in the roast game fa sure

[@MKDOTTERY14]

Honestly. She is out of hand. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Anoobis21]

I'm glad Ty is becoming a regular. And yes she fine af

[@Comediantydavis]

Thanks

[@brothadarkness84]

Not only does Pat not know anything, when you explain it he doesnt get it lmao

[@chevyboysaw6552]

Ty is a BADDIE. Period.☺️

[@eyeezayyuhh]

TYYY DAVIS!!!!!!!

[@lolgirliguess]

Patrick being a virgo has just officially confirmed my confusing attraction to virgos.

[@yuhhustla]

Luke Skywalker does hella voice work. He used to be the Joker in The Batman animated series from the 90s🤡. He was also Skips from Regular Show 🦍

[@ariesmry]

Oh wow- never knew that. Skips was my fav character

[@jaquanwaller8937]

Yes he was, Regular Show is one of my favorite cartoons of all time. Some shit was always popping off man.

[@shawnjonesjr4388]

His voice work catalog is crazy !

[@bigtooner]

Wish these episodes were longer! Time flies when you are watching everyone roast each other.. 🤣🤣

[@dubayujayski]

Man after megan said you are my homegirl... Tahir tried to sneak in a shoulder/Mayweather joke that he let slide...

[@NanthaleCollins]

"Balls long as slavery".....ty is hilarious

[@Comediantydavis]

I gotta grow up 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@Shortsbaby]

Nobody: Ty: let me get $2000 I’m out this bihhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jacobhayes8324]

Once Tahir said that thing about a procedure about your balls I knew he was lying. I was waiting to see how long they would fall for it

[@Tranzformerzgetoff]

22:42 Tahir laughed from the soul 💀

[@RoseGoldHunii]

I love how far off topic they always get right before Tahir says "OK! Lets put it to a vote!" 😂😂

[@troythompson2]

Tahir lies as well as Angel transitions ads

[@sewme4283]

I was so looking forward to another holiday off that I forgot I had something else to be excited about today. It's so refreshing to watch you guys, I have really enjoyed my day!

[@camrendavis6650]

Why is Pat dressed like a strawberry Care Bear? XD

[@michael-elliotrice9577]

Meg haymakers this episode is LEGENDARY

[@timmytang7965]

with telekinesis you can fly, protect from injury, move a variety of objects, enhance physical abilities. I think the choice is obvious

[@shawnjonesjr4388]

Exactly. Telekinesis is way too versatile once you're skilled with it

[@sheed3700]

@@shawnjonesjr4388 telepathy can grant you wealth and access to other power tho.

[@shawnjonesjr4388]

@@sheed3700 no doubt telepathy is dope af too ... telekinesis and telepathy are some top tier powers. I personally just prefer to be able to defend and attack

[@sheed3700]

@@shawnjonesjr4388 that's a good point. But if we're thinking of professor x level telepathy you can re engineer your brain to have different powers or sum shit.

[@shawnjonesjr4388]

@@sheed3700 I don't think it works like that. Otherwise Professor X would've made his legs work again or have multiple powers

[@dfoster4001]

Tahir is my man, but “he the op” yo. How you gone ask Kev on camera about whether he used his brand deal product?!?! Looking like Pookie with the camera in his belt buckle. “Is this cocaine?” 😂

[@416Lyrik]

Pat knew something for once, he was right about mind control not being the same as telepathy.

[@cupcakejonez7923]

A warthog escaping from prison ??? Well alrighty then Mr. KevOnStage.😂😂

[@adhd_alchemy]

🤯🤯🤯

[@michaelbickjr]

Respect to Tahir for remembering the Zirtue app that Daylon told him about!!

[@mcmarshall7501]

As I’m taking the biggest bite of my life, all I hear is “I don’t like the way you eat” 💀

[@jAibAyy]

Someone wake Patrick Cloud up because he is sleeping. He said "I never watched Stranger Things" WHAT?!

[@boompowwow5405]

I haven't seen it either

[@AndreBenjaminswife]

I haven’t either😂

[@Comediantydavis]

I never watched it either but I will one day because I like this kind of stuff.

[@Adrianinhd]

I really wanted Kev to bring up Moik Woilberg when he mentioned the Noid to tahir hahaha

[@joshuacollins2311]

Damn Meg, we 24 minutes in and she already sprayed a whole magazine. 😂

[@RJHendrix99]

31:04- Y’all never seen Person Of Interest? One of the greatest shows of all time

[@Adam-gx3je]

Meg’s roast game might be one of the greatest 365 day growth spurts in history

[@mr.stevensonsmathclass7879]

25:55 Patrick: What is it (Cohabitation)? Me: He is more of a “Walk of Shame with his panties in his pants” type. 😂😂😂 S/o Patrick...just a joke my brother

[@knockoutguitarist087]

Tahir is giving me Ice Cube vibes it’s the LA hat for me.