Hazbin but every swear is replaced by Alastor’s HMMM 📹🎺✨

:] yes i did spend time going through the entire season to find every cuss.
do i regret it? maybe a little LMAO (i may have missed some swears and middle fingers but who cares this is all for funsies anyway!)
enjoyy fuckers!!! 💖
⤹ IMPORTANT NOTE:
i originally intended to include every cuss i could possibly find in the season but:
i made a decision to not include the scene where val abuses angel in his dressing room, as well as the scene where angel confronts val in the club; as this video was made purely for funnies and lighthearted jokes, and i don't feel comfortable including them in this edit as it might come off as "making fun" of the situation or make it seem disingenuous, which is not at all what i want to portray.
PS: i am very aware that "sex", "porn", "brat", etc are technically not cuss words. but i added them in anyway since if the show was to be aired on a family friendly tv platform they would definitely not keep those words in 👍. also if Al was censoring the show he would def not let those words air. either way, it doesn't matter so stop bitchin :). glad yall enjoyed it.
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✿ timestamps :
0:00​ E01 · Overture
1:16 E02 · Radio Killed the Video Star
2:35 E03 · Scrambled Eggs
3:04 E04 · Masquerade
4:27 E05 · Dad Beat Dad
4:50 E06 · Welcome to Heaven
6:11 E07 · Hello Rosie
6:38 E08 · The Show Must Go On
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#hazbinhotel #hazbinhoteledit #hazbinhotelalastor

[@SlyCooper1920]

Alastor: That one mosquito that's always passing by your ear

[@Angeldustfan364]

Fr 😂😂😂😂

[@Aleydragons]

EHKP

[@PastaV4]

STOP-

[@SlyCooper1920]

@@PastaV4 *HMMM*

[@OMEGACLAM]

​@@PastaV4HMMM

[@MrGamerDoesVids]

“I would like to give you this air horn.” “Why?” “Because… I am giving EVERYONE in here an air horn!

[@Magician841]

YEAHHHHH

[@patatita-de-confianza]

YEAHHHHH

[@sky_da_dragon8698]

Yeahhhhhhhhssss

[@DogeTuberGaming]

YEAH BABY!

[@bellabluerose3212]

I LOVE FREE AIR HORN!!

[@Ilovemyfamily728]

Congratulations. You've made Alastor into a Minecraft villager AND a mosquito!

[@ImmaEatSomePie]

LMAO!!!

[@Lisa_dark180]

Lol

[@SN_STAR_10]

Haahahaahahhaahahahahahha

[@AceTheCat518]

and an air horn

[@KG-kc2ct]

Trumpet too

[@thursdayschildew]

07:23 Al: "Hmmm" Adam: "SHUT UP!!" IM CRYJNG😭😭😭

[@69-_Lucifermorningstar_-69]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@have_a_great_day53]

The bit where Alastor says ‘what just happened *hmmmm*’ is so funny cuz his face changes for a split second and it’s great

[@pearberryyy]

HAHAH yeah

[@elainad6728]

*HMMM*

[@layona-lavender]

Its at 7:29 for any one wondering

[@Jax_brix]

*hmmmmm*

[@ryanmaguire7731]

@@layona-lavenderHMMMM

[@Muser0168]

GUITAR SOLO hMmM YEAH

[@5nightsatgengars830]

Lamo

[@Charlie_goober]

Sounds like he's mf unsure 😭

[@hochinting1963]

1:10

[@WolfLord324]

6:52 You know the cursing is bad when Adam has to say "Chill out" to someone

[@ZoeZparkles]

Fr

[@erisedbrain]

"But just maybe, if we eat *HMM* together things will end up differently" -husk and angeldust

[@FavianNarezz]

Dewd that’s so*HMM*ing cool can I join

[@juliacornejo7802]

So he would be suggesting eating Alastor.... *Hmmm*

[@YLCCOfficial_Cowboyism]

Pomni when she entered the Circus: Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. Hmm. How do I leave??

[@mayo447]

Alastor once said: hmm

[@Moka_kit_real]

Hmmm.

[@S1nfullness]

@@Moka_kit_realHmmm.. 🤔

[@alex-moon_demon-]

Hmmm..🙂

[@TheReal_NNNokia]

Hmm.. 🙂

[@S1nfullness]

Hmm…. 🧐 🎥

[@flippyracetarney7866]

"Hey mom, can we watch hazbin hotel?" "No, we have hazbin hotel at home" Hazbin hotel at home :

[@_person-a._.]

lol

[@AdamStern-tt7bv]

Lol

[@MaddieRedDrink]

LOL

[@LolaGirl257]

Lol

[@GrilAnimates]

700th like, this is my favorite comment 💀

[@kerriehunter3163]

Never thought I'd watch alastor saying "hmmm" multiple times for 9 minutes straight 👁️👄👁️

[@Wolfspeedr]

Same😂😂

[@AriannaWalz]

I know xD

[@kelptoN]

The amount of swearing in this show... Its hilarious when you put Alastor's air horn sounding "HMM" over it

[@AlisaAnimates]

LMAO the way Adam can’t talk without going “HMMMM HMM HM HMMMM-“ 😂

[@Miss_Needle_FPE]

OOP-

[@USSTitan]

Adam when he talks normally:HMMMMM Adam when he’s alone:HMMMM

[@Wolfieinblue572]

I was gonna say that

[@Kiro-Keii]

Nah, check out Valentino 😂 (No hate! ❤)

[@user-xu5up1kf9y]

@@Kiro-Keii i wanted to tel about Valentino HMMM adventure bc he can't live without HMMM

[@poppyseedmuffin4390]

I LOST IT AT VOX’S “FUCK YOU” TANTRUM 😂😂😂😂

[@5upertnt_ng73]

And angel's "hm hm hm hm hm hm hm"

[@Kelsilly-hf1jw]

NOO.. F-Hmm!! YOU F-Hmm!! YOU F-Hmm!! YOU

[@milleniam]

7:36

[@karylleuniqueandMiles2282]

Adam’s yapping be like: *HMM*

[@XychVr]

Time stamp 1:59

[@JellyIllust.]

Unironnically, they swear so much in hazbin hotel that this was actually a really good recap of the plot.

[@nicestpancake]

I like how there's enough cussing in Hazbin Hotel that one can actually get a pretty clear idea of the plot through this. Also your selection of what are curse words is actually hilarious XDDD

[@shadenox8164]

Yeah, i mean personally I wouldn't count sex and damn but that's me.

[@TheIndigoSystem]

@@shadenox8164or vagina it’s a medical word lol

[@enaw145]

0:50 "im the original HMM" IM DYING

[@DaliyGroovy_Goober]

0:42 …. Sorry

[@redpanda6497]

0:48 For some mmm reason I'm mmm Adam, the original mmm.

[@mistydraw3602]

The fact that the censor is down there instead of his face like if Adam actually showed something 🤣

[@elliotgustafsson2943]

all hmms decent from me.

[@BUG_EDITZZ]

He sounds like a baby villager 😭

[@CenturianTale_Halo]

NAHHHH BABY VILLAGER IS WILD

[@irkovi]

NAWWW 😭

[@Oh.i.Do.gacha.andStuff..]

I ALMOST PEED MYSELF HAAHAHAH

[@Luckythepaperdragon]

😂😂😂😂😂true😂😂

[@HisForgottenMemories]

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO HIM LIKE THATT- 💀😭

[@TomatoeDude]

6:17 Charlie: OH hmmm YOU Alastor! Husk: ARE YOU hmmm HIGH! Pentious: THEY SAY INSANE hmmm ALL THE TIME!

[@ChiknTV]

Alastair was getting absolutely destroyed 💀💀

[@TomatoeDude]

WHAT hmmm DEODORANT

[@ghassenmraihi-kf8pf]

It looks like Alastor Said about the others and charlie husk sur pentious try to insult arguing with alastor 😂😂😂

[@GregoryJohnson-yp2mz]

hmm right you open that door

[@Purrito4Life]

Best Vaggie quote ever: "lets make a fucking commerical ✊😌"

[@Literally_A_Tree]

I can see Alastor censoring people whenever he's around them with a judgemental hmmmmmmm Fr

[@remysotheraccount]

OMG I CANT UNSEE THAT

[@zolline]

LMAOO

[@KillianRivRamirez]

Same! 💀

[@GasperDaspider]

Literally Fresh Sans

[@FAWKSFIRE-rv3jr]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Mtronleaderofdisassemblycons]

6:12 Angel: just like her lack of Tmmmmis. Nifty: where are your Tmmmis? (Got me laughing crazy)

[@captainemu-the-best-birb]

AGREED 😭

[@user-34678dsslo]

Finally! It’s about time Niffty got the HMMMMMMMM treatment!

[@USSTitan]

Gotta say,I appreciate alastor a lot more now,he went from preventing himself from swearing to stopping other from swearing,keep up the work Al,soon the whole world will be f-(HMMMM)ing clean

[@user-md4ud9go7x]

Adam, val, angel dust and husk:*becomes a villager off minecraft*

[@memelordrick6649]

POV: You're watching Hazbin and there's a bee in your room

[@justRoblox1]

🤣

[@Jordanburden-de5vs]

HMMMMM

[@AceTheCat518]

but it only buzzes on cuss words like it's saying 'you shouldn't be listening to this HMMMM'

[@MaddieRedDrink]

Or a misquito in the room… 🦟

[@Baguette06]

Omg adam fr has probably the most cuss words which is hilarious because hes kinda an Angel in heaven?

[@lrkeribergaard6110]

an*

[@Baguette06]

@@lrkeribergaard6110 yeah it was a typo

[@eljaminlatour6633]

Yeah, for an angel he does cuss a lot, which is basically a situational irony because normally when we think of angels, we think of spirits that speak politely to others and all that, but that's not the case with Adam.

[@rigboy1234]

It’s almost like that’s the point

[@Baguette06]

@@eljaminlatour6633 yeah ive always thought that was a funny lil detail they put in there

[@Smg3_and_Smg4_Shipper]

Vox wouldn’t be happy to know his swears were being replaced by Alastor’s hMmM

[@thisisnotahandle1337]

5:30 adam cussing like 30 times before we even get to this moment, but when charlie cusses, now its a problem.

[@AriannaWalz]

I know right? xD

[@Thestrawberrypimp4572]

2:54 "IM THAT HASHTAG ⭐hmm⭐" i swear everytime val or adam is on screen alastors "hmm" is just on spam rn 7:37 "NO F-hmm YOU F-hmm YOU F-hmm YOU... F-hmm ME"

[@flopjul3022]

im that hashtag hmm sounds so good because she really leans into it while saying b

[@AJTheShawg]

Vox?

[@have_a_great_day53]

I’M HAVING *HMMMMM* WITH EVERYBODY!!!

[@noahwallace1045]

Yes

[@user-ge8bj1ft1n]

🥲

[@Misscirclefan...483]

8:35 I love the fact you made alastors head pop up when the trumpet played!

[@PiePierrot]

1:59 Holy shit that killed me, I was legit in tears from laughing so hard! 😂Just the way it's his face censoring the curse and that derogatory "hmm" sound makes it seem like Alastor is just rubbing salt in Vox's wounds. 7:30 killed me as well because it's just so perfect the way you aligned his face over his, well, face! 7:37 is also funny the way Vox just goes "hmm" several times in a row, he's like a kid that lost at Fortnite or whatever they play these days. 😂

[@Galaxy_Player]

Vox going "NOO, HMM YOU HMM YOU HMM YOU, HMMMMM!!!" Made me die of laughter (HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKE IN LESS THEN A DAY??)

[@candldagreat982]

Me wen I’m in a train and purposely derailed it on accident

[@IiI_demon]

HMM me

[@god_of_croissants]

Wait when lol 😂

[@AMERICA_YEAHH]

​@@god_of_croissants 7:37 your welcome

[@Galaxy_Player]

@@god_of_croissants 7:37

[@ms.bridgeen]

"what just happened? FFFFF-Hmmmm" that's my favorite one

[@Daylilahhinkel]

8:06 luicifer looks so goofy😭😭😭

[@Bendy_the_ink_demon238]

he is an octopus

[@shilasarkar6003]

Alastor being a Minecraft villager is probably the best censor ever

[@anastasiao4036]

When Alastor said "HMM" I felt that

[@ItzCharChar]

"And now, I am going to *hmmm* you!" -Lucifer 8:00

[@coltonhiracheta404]

"it's *hmmm* you up, dad" -charlie

[@seliana0808]

"wait, what did I say-" -Lucifer

[@BaggedMilkOnTop]

@@seliana0808top 10 moments before disaster

[@LuciferTheDuckKing]

….HMMM

[@kerryannwalsh2947]

How does Mercy tastes you little bhmmmmm

[@TheRealDivinity2011]

The writing for Adam really tries to make the adults laugh but fails miserably 💀💀💀

[@Palomino0813]

Does it? I thought he was _supposed_ to come across as lame.

[@user-tx5tc4qy4s]

Adam couldn't speak one sentence without cursing 😭😭

[@followerofchrist520]

1:59 bro this actually has me rolling

[@gamingdead5309]

**H M M M M M M M M M M** CK!

[@The_lovely_bear]

HE F*CKING MOANS😂😭💀

[@M.C.C_Mellypope]

@jessdouble7181 perfect.

[@kerryannwalsh2947]

​@jessdouble7181It's a spitting image of vox

[@loveandl.o.v.e6883]

@jessdouble7181 🎩 🖥️ 👔 Let me help you, I got an emoji version of Vox

[@s0d4_c4n]

I like how in the few scenes we had Adam on he cussed the most than anyone in the show-

[@tubofmacaroni]

About 82 times to be exact

[@DinoNugget4528]

He swears every time he's on the screen. Okay I don't know if that's actually true-

[@CheeseyWitch]

​@@DinoNugget4528 it is.

[@Katie-qj6mz]

​@@DinoNugget4528 welp, he did not swear when Lute saw him dying, so that's an achievement

[@vibaj16]

@@Katie-qj6mz Well, I don't think his vocal cords survived Nifty

[@Kitty_jixn3]

This is basically Hazbin hotel but shorter :3 Thank you for making this even though everyone single second I hear that random whatever noise from Alastor

[@add1ctedspice]

7:36 vox.

[@LelaSmith-br4jh]

I counted them (the numbers aren’t exact) Charlie: 23 Vaggie: 25 Angeleust: 70 Cherri Bomb: 24 Husker: 39 Mimzy: 7 Alastor: 7 Lucifer: 5 Lute: 9 Vox: 24 Valentino: 36 Velvette: 13 Sir Pentious: 8 St. Peter: 1 Niffty: 2 Random sinners: 9 Susan: 3 Rosie: 2 Adam: 85 Correct me on any that I got wrong if you have the patience.

[@psychokiller2362]

I thought Val would swear a lot more than Adam

[@b1tchwiththegun]

with that many curses, adam should be in hell

[@kindlebean]

im honestly not surprised that adam has the biggest hmm count. ashhole. love him.

[@Vanjordan55]

It’s amazing how many Adam has when he’s only in a few episodes 😂 😭 he definitely has the most cursed per min of screen time

[@westerfrost3701]

*Angel Dust

[@_Kayla1509_]

2:54 "I'm that hashtag *HMMM*" (Killed me) Edit: Omg, 315 likes? That's my the most popular comment ever- Edit2: 469 likes? Wow, I'm kinda popular-

[@jop_da_tigerofficial]

LMAO I SCREAMED YET LAUGHED AT THE SAME TIME

[@Dr.REDACTED110]

*hmm*

[@tigerlover873]

saaaame lol

[@AceTheCat518]

I found the 'steak in my HMMMM life' part the best

[@TheSunAndMoonShowLittleHelper]

Lol best thing in my life this was hilarious I'm dying 😂😂😂😂

[@pixelationmaster29]

4:49 perfectly timed hmm

[@LolaGirl257]

There were points were all i could here was "hmm" and it was annoying and a bit overwhelming but overall absolutely hilarious because it shows just how infested Hazbin Hotel is with curse words and i love it 😂❤

[@Vexcited_]

5:44 "I see the club has a H M M M room." "So I was thinking maybe you'd want to uh- do a H M M M with me." Gonna use that pickup line at my crush, wish me luck!!

[@pearberryyy]

luck!

[@mrskullcrawler3042]

Wait did bro said im gonna have HMMM with everyone? (I didnt watch it)

[@IDontWannaBreatheRN]

​@@mrskullcrawler3042indeed he did.

[@Demonking-xk9ow]

Did it work?

[@irkovi]

​@@mrskullcrawler3042yep 😌

[@candldagreat982]

The, ‘FHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMK’ in radio killed the video star really got me

[@luna_stars326]

same

[@Chyleen.edits.]

I HAVE JUST REALIZED ALASTOR DOESNT SWEAER THAT MUCH

[@AriannaWalz]

I love that Alistor's head was covering when Velvet Was flipping them off 😆

[@BeastRedAsh]

I can see this being 100% how Alastor would censure swears on TV, if he ever had a show there XDD

[@dontneedgravitywhereweregoing]

I love how the one with the least amount of swears was St. Peter with a grand total of one🤣

[@Buddy8435]

How many air horns can you suck *5:53*

[@Woopdadoo]

HELLLP 😭

[@Buddy8435]

Xd @@Woopdadoo

[@Uzi.Dark.X.Wolf.17.]

2:32 that HMMMM like angel screaming IM DYING

[@MarioIbandq-qb6ku]

Words from alastor: “HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!”

[@lunaxmooncookie]

“Hmm sells!” “Angel, we’re not filming a hmm as a comercial”

[@AriannaWalz]

Its amazing that most of the swearing comes from angel and Husk xD

[@Jaden_theDragon11-twelve2.0]

The fact that it takes over 8 MINUTES to show every curse word in this show is actually amazing.

[@Basilbon.NyxOverlord]

Adam using his whole vocabulary to insult alastor and it gets replaced with HMMMM

[@NonBinaryWaffle]

THIS IS THE BEST CENSOR EVER

[@CookiLovesCookies]

3:29 🗑️ “come to my humble hmm dungeon” Charlie: “HMMM NoooOoOooOooooO?!”

[@CloudyDrags]

3:43 THIS IS THE MADNESS WE NEED ANGEL DUST TO HAVE AT VALENTINO.

[@Potkan_Robin]

7:29 "What just happened?" " *HMMMMM* "

[@raven_tea]

“What just happened??” “FffHMMMk”

[@-.oOo.Tuluna.Falemunla.oOo.-]

What just happened? Fffff-😳 Hmmm🤨 -ck 😳

[@kerryannwalsh2947]

I paused on a very precise time 😂😂just has the hmm face on top of his head😂😂😂

[@secretlovechild1089]

THE SLOWED "HMM" IS KILLING ME😂

[@NalaO2024]

The ‘hMmM’ is ringing in my ears now and I can’t stop hearing it

[@mrlgreenthunder7138]

0:49 “For some HMMMing reason I’m HMMMing Adam, the original HMMM.” Killed me. It just killed me. 😂

[@itzjustguest4537]

WHY DOES HE SOUNDS LIKE AN AIR HORN AT THIS POINT 😭😭😭

[@YOYLEBEANS]

The fact that his "hmm" sounds like a polite and subtle blowhorn-

[@ImmaEatSomePie]

I know! It's cute!!

[@LewistheHedgehog1]

Nobody: Me: Everywhere I go, I hear his HMMM

[@NefthalyShip]

My ears exploding;my heads hurting and my whole BRAIN gets broken!

[@emersynpipe4036]

A wise man once told me... *HMMMM* -Alastor.

[@BubbaWolfandfriends87]

Broo😂

[@Angel0Dust]

ah yes "if we eat hmmm together Mabey things will end up differently"

[@pratensishks1]

1:59 this slower HMMMMM xDDD 3:14 "everyone likes hmmmmm" true, lol 7:30 you're brilliant, this glitch in expression is everything xD Okay, at 8:45 i lost it completely. Thank you for the best entertainment of this day.

[@Knox-da]

3:30 “My HMMM Dungeon!” - First Ever Wise Words From Val

[@yassvaritaass]

1:53 that *ObViOuSLy YoU dO* sent me 😂

[@literally.just.roms.]

"Call me *insert trumpet sound* -MASTER

[@devonambrose8009]

This was amazing and then it got to Vox’s “Fuck you” hissy fit and it became legendary 🤣🤣🤣

[@Marshmallow90849]

People: Uses air horns to annoy people Alastor: What do you need Air horns for when you have me!

[@chocolatemilk1268B]

The more I listen, the more I hear a mini plane zooming by...

[@Jinnoth]

"I'm about to end your hmm life" ~Alastor

[@kay-kay6483]

i can only imagine how much of a HMM this was to edit, thank you so HMMing much for this absolute gem

[@theeeveelutionfanbaseceo4740]

I couldn't anymore and broke down laughing at 4 mins from all the HMMM I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH SWEARING THERE IS IN HH TILL NOW HSVAHba

[@SoulTheProtogen]

3:35 , also CALL ME FAKE ONE MORE TIME MOTHERhmm~ER!!

[@ameliakruk7702]

they swore atleast 302 in the whole first season💀

[@The-Aroace-Idiot]

1:15 “ROYALLY F-HMMM”

[@Frequ_45]

I love that Adam swears every second word

[@DeadMeme65_]

Alastor: “📯”

[@AndrewRocks095]

Hazbin Hotel but everyone is playing the trumpet

[@STUPID_SH1TX3]

"hmmm-star"🤩

[@Chamomile.Tea31]

7:36 Yeah, Vox’s stomps of rage with HM-HM-HMMM got me 💀

[@M.C.C_Mellypope]

Bro had a tantrum-

[@Frenzy69420]

hmmm YOU hmmm YOU hmmm YOU hmmm YOU hmmm YOU hmmm YOU hmmm YOU hmmm YOU hmmm ME

[@Dove_the_christian_furry]

lol he sounds like he’s farting

[@Summertime_wolf_vr]

That be when football team doesn’t win me and vox

[@MaddieRedDrink]

@@Frenzy69420 Remake; Vox: NO! *HÆMM..🦟* YOU *HÆMM..🦟* YOU *HÆMM..🦟*YOU! *HÆMM..🦟* Y!!!

[@Lovin_HH_HB_FPE_ANDHARRYPOTTER]

7:35 never thought i’d feel bad for valentino, bro’s crush just said the suffering is better than s3x-😅

[@ANormalBlockOfTNT]

This video is perfect in every way WHAT

[@BittyCole]

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week!

[@BagleIce]

2:40 I SWARE TO HMM IF YOU SAY HMM

[@LUXxlight]

he kinda sounds like a low pitched airhorn

[@AroAsAGayro]

Bro became an airhorn

[@-Pjo-Addict-]

*me, mentally preparing to hear Alastor’s HmMmMmMm in every sentence*

[@kittygirlnya]

I can't stop giggling. This is so bad to tell us just _how_ much the show swears. I'm not mad by this, it amuses me!