Can I Use Tumours To Escape Rimworld?

[@HazzorPlaysGames]

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[@toenaillicker9893]

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[@agobbled168]

You should do transition like the medieval playthrough with the sapling child lol. I could totally see abandoned guaralenien child start, maybe corruptors (alpha memes) or nature focus and their story of being abandoned by their parents. Awoken to be surrounded by hollow empty grounds.

[@teaser6089]

A Hazzor video? It must be a good day! Thanks for your videos man, you are amazing, i love the content

[@Milkman-pog]

Burkholomew the |||.

[@glitch2712]

So what's with the stay safe at the end of your vids

[@dotgone]

Since all the other comments were about the mod list... Eagerly awaiting, 'Can One Orphaned Plantchild Raised by Dryads Survive 250 Days of Rimworld?'

[@liamvernon2703]

That's what I was thinking at the end!

[@g_raffthearchlich]

YES

[@kommandantgalileo]

same

[@DancingCrickets04]

He did it! Spoiler: There was no one to feed it and it starved to death. :(

[@juicy342yt4]

​@@DancingCrickets04 not even that, it was put in the shade by the dryads which meant it couldn't do photosynthesis and died, the dryads actively killed it

[@KubinWielki]

Good story :D Now we need a heartfelt tale of a solitary cabbage child, born into a ravaged and abandoned colony, learning to read and write off of all the notes left by the previous colonists, until it stumbles upon all the drawn-up plans and schematics of the ship, and realises its parents have abandoned it. Then it goes on a quest to find (not build, for a change) a ship of its own, to chase the bastard parents. A revenge story, if you will ;D

[@betterthankorry7729]

yes

[@zanyboy8k]

we got it lol very dissapointing that it starved to death

[@Inactive_Account29283]

⁠he could actually still be saved because of the man in black that could take care of him

[@agustinexposito9123]

A Hazzor and Redgie in the same day? A miracle!

[@HazzorPlaysGames]

I saw his vid pop up whilst I was watching this through before publishing, now our viewers get to fight to the death.

[@agustinexposito9123]

@@HazzorPlaysGames Be careful to not get schizophrenia from him

[@luisfuentes3846]

And Sseth. It’s a really good day!

[@pigeonlady3525]

It makes me so happy

[@calebbraun9505]

I decided to watch Reggie's first because Hazzor isn't as likely to need to take the video down

[@man_in_a_gasmask]

"Burk has a shortbow and can run really really fast." Ah, yes, good old Mongolian horse archers tactics.

[@manboy4720]

genghis khan would be proud.

[@yes.elevens3688]

shoutout to burk for becoming a star, i wish more chernobyl residents could embrace their roots

[@samiamrg7]

Burk and Sequoia are a cute couple. They have plenty of common interests like training dryad companions, artillery ballistics, and consuming humanoid flesh. There was also that time Burk made her that comfy leather chair from the hide of infidels. What a sweetie.

[@Numbers225]

...you had to make it twice?

[@cuffedjeans7320]

The lone saplingchild and its dryad companions would be a really cool story to see.

[@R1ddle]

"naturally as burk loves trees, they sent in the alphabeaver." Like the planet itself is against burk. This type of immersive story telling and interpretation of the game is why i think i may genuinely never get tired of this game.

[@lautirios6481]

as a human who develops tumours every 20 minutes I aprove of this video

[@samiamrg7]

Considering Sequoia is a follower of a cannibalistic ideologion called “The Wretched Way,” I think she might be the kind of lady that is in to some weird ish like becoming lovers with a Tao Kai. Besides, they have common interests like dryad companions, human leather fashion, and artillery ballistics. There was also that time Burk made her that comfy human leather chair for her workspace. What a sweetie.

[@Numbers225]

comment so nice...

[@NeroTheAngel]

A strong connection to trees in a desert is kind of a biter sweet destiny.

[@sir.knight3607]

Quite the video. A rather a ghastly person he is nonetheless congratulations on such a well made video Sir Hazzor.

[@danielrivera1259]

A cannibal with a strong connection to trees? Dude's playing a wood elf from Elder Scrolls 😂

[@reinei1]

Or simply any run of the mill elve from Dwarf Fortress...

[@user-burner]

Or the tilapi from songs of syx... are all video game elves just cannibalistic hippies?

[@Evarakeus]

The metastatic growth, as well

[@theshatteredsaga3965]

Gotta follow the green pact.

[@geraldballinger6428]

@@user-burner in baulders gate and pathfinder they aren't, though i guess they are based on dnd in which elves don't eat people (do drow eat people?). also is it even cannibalism if they eat humans, because they aren't human

[@zanewarp3970]

Just wanna say, absolutely love your stuff. Your narration is always fantastic and makes these fantastic to watch

[@neitherman9997]

Pro Combat Extended Tip: Mech Clusters have a weakness. Smoke. Turrets can't target through smoke, People and Mechanoids can (they get some accuracy malus tho iirc). Meaning you can just approach the cluster with a smokescreen laid down via smoke grenades and shoot the turrets completely safely, from a very close distance too. I haven't tried, but you might even be able to melee them if the turret itself is smoked out

[@azericthetraveller6355]

I remember playing a colony with pirates expanded and a couple of the teratogenic colonists. I found that the sarcophagus suit lets you have near infinite tumors, and I *think* the max speed buff is 300%.

[@Xeonzs]

I've watched your videos for a while now, but this video just cemented my love for your format and vibe in your videos, you always manage to make me want to play even more Rimworld, so I've subscribed. Hope you never stop providing this wonderful entertainment :)

[@mirjanbouma]

Congratulations on the sponsorship! I'm not in their demographic, but your beard looks very neat.

[@mirjanbouma]

You don't look half bad either but please don't say "upsettingly long life" when you look way younger than I am 😅

[@maskedmonster]

0:02 How I look like and feel when I have to wake up Monday morning to go to work

[@HazzorPlaysGames]

oof, been there.

[@alaricsnellpym]

Wow, did NOT expect you to have a physical form. A frw nights ago I dreampt I visited your house - it looked pretty much like in my dream, except in my dream it was in a small village that had an incongruously large train station - and you were just a disembodied voice that could be heard around the house. So weird to think you have actual flesh!

[@arkzerstranger]

i want to have dreams like yours

[@Agro_Teddy]

I was told someone would "Goblin me up" if I liked this video, and I am here to redeem my voucher.

[@ranaku603]

Burk makes bricks faster than primitive technology. That one got me good. Thanks for the laugh. xD Awesome vid as always!

[@livedandletdie]

I mean, John did say it took him 2 hours to make 50 bricks IIRC.

[@callmeriggy]

@@livedandletdieIt got a good laugh out of me because I just finished watching a video from John and this was the autoplay.

[@seeinred]

>Unfathomably ugly I love Rimworld.

[@Lokiip]

*"Children's Hospitals cancer ward in chaos today as hundreds of sick children witness a video of a man obtaining powers after cannabalisticly eating cancerous tumors. As you might guess the Hospital became a scene out of a horror movie as ravenous children began eating the cancer out of the weaker, slower children. They then proceeded to jump from the windows believeing they could fly and withstand anything with their new found powers. Back to you Dave."* *"Wow. Quite story mike. In other news, do dogs enjoy wearing shoes?-"*

[@GrimOrc]

Would be cool to see a video with the abandoned child that is born in a ruin with dryads around and growing up to be the dryad King/Queen.

[@junktruck]

17:53 deconstructing batteries would not prevent zzzzts, since you don't even need batteries to get the event, just any powered conduit or workbench

[@HazzorPlaysGames]

sure but the more power you have in batteries the bigger the boom, no?

[@junktruck]

@HazzorPlaysGames I forgot this isn't base vanilla and you actually have infinite, constant power generation 😅 yeah, if you got helixien power it's a better play

[@Numbers225]

@@junktruck local rimworld player has never heard of geothermal generators

[@Logan0503]

It was fun to see a colony with these guys. I’ve seen them before and never really played with them, it seems like they can be really strong, and their main disadvantage is that you have to micromanage them a little.

[@reidmorris5908]

A+ vid as usual... two little comments, though: 1) the slug guy - what's he up to? what's his deal? 2) you are very nice to look at.

[@jblockman_59nunyabidnis68]

I just realized this video can potentially be left on a loop and it would not really break its own internal cannon.

[@mincoarmin1260]

Always a good day when Hazzor uploads

[@zacharyclose2007]

I'm glad you got to win this one. I like to see people succeed at what they set out to accomplish.

[@xbirdshorts5075]

5:53 the way he couldn't keep it when he said "the human meat keeps going bad" 💀

[@joed7547]

PRAISE THE GRANDFATHER, PRAISE NURGLE!

[@drepie7537]

I shiver at the thought of how powerful they'd be with the sickly trait... assuming that's how that works.

[@Darkplasma26]

I’m very late but I would love to see a continuation of the story of Burks kid.

[@chaosmorris5865]

Can't wait for the story of that pod baby

[@dincgaming730]

5:30 bro was mogging us 💀

[@selensewar]

7:35 that Primitive Technology brick reference, ha ha :"D

[@scottcoon2795]

I love the pawn Jerk. Poor thing looks like the Rimworld version of Mr.Hankey the Christmas Poo.

[@AspenBrightsoul]

This reminds me of the old Cancer Mage from D&D 3.5

[@The_Blinded_Owl]

I would actually enjoy a bit of a mini series with the sapling child as the new protagonist. Would make a good story.

[@agentoranj5858]

Moments like 9:15 remind us why genuine actor and narrator reactions are so cherished across all media.

[@lavagamer1184]

I swear this man has had too of worked on an actual documentary, cause his narration skills are literal professional level.

[@benoisette9418]

Fun fact: in fremch Burk is the onomatopoeia of disgust like 'ew' or 'yuck' in English. Very fitting I must say Keep up the good content!

[@ModernGGoose]

You had me on "Some dinner lands from space". Thats a true Rimworld spirit right here

[@xeanderman6688]

Well, and now I'll need part 2 where the sapling child is looking for it's parents

[@blank3531]

Deadpool that’s u? 0:37

[@sznimi]

Do a run like this but whit the sapling child growing up and wanting to find his or her parents

[@sznimi]

Well im a little late if anyone is wondering the chikd is dead

[@kerianhalcyon2769]

There's an idea for a Rimworld challenge - lone survivor Guranlan child who's canonically Burk and Sequoia's kid (though to make things easy he can just be a normal dryad person).

[@miguelcardoso5084]

The story of the sapling child please, we need a follow up

[@biblecampvictim416]

Burk looks like me after playing Rimworld for 8 hours

[@Endurance1229]

the face on the dryad at the end fits perfectly with getting left behind

[@עומרייחיאל-מ1ב]

Amazing vid as always plus a really good uploading schedule lately, takes the mind of the fact we didn’t get Titan fall 3 yesterday

[@ryankeeler8300]

Captain Cancer!

[@mueezadam8438]

I like how every pawn eaten by Burk had their death punctuated with a witty remark. In my head canon Burk just imagines he said all those things because in reality he’s a babbling madman

[@hugosenet]

I like how at around 3:30 the like button shines as you say you'd gobble us up if we don't press it

[@monkeyboy4408]

If you want to see a really fast miner, then you should use the Transhumanist and Undergrounder Ideologies, use dirtmoles, and then give a colonist with a high mining skill drill arms and a learning booster. They will become a literal human drill.

[@Willy-Wonka08]

wheres my gobbiling boy

[@kuyunund3lisi]

Watched each of your videos more than once.Your voice is relaxing and makes me sleepy and helps me fall to sleep thanks alot for that

[@xqt6339]

Thanks for posting today, I needed it after work 👍

[@robmitch4085]

"Sapling child with the abandoned dryad." This is a set up. I can feel it in my undead bones we are going to see the story of this child and if it can live on the rim.

[@bugstuff2121]

next series: a Phytokin grows out of the ground in an abandoned base, it seems well protected by turrets and dryads despite being abandoned. the dryads take care of the kid for a few years before he can do stuff himself. can the kid survive and thrive by themselves in this unforgiving rimworld with no adults? I mean they do have a nice base after all, even if it's run down...

[@pythonzero708]

Was already a pretty good day, then I see a Hazzor video and immediately an even better day. Thanks for making amazing content :)

[@crazyyaro]

Burk is literally: death can have me when it earns me

[@TH3_N]

you should make a sequel about the sapling child

[@loki3618]

Lets go More hazzor

[@Justgooning]

16:31 “It takes 120000 USD to fire this weapon for 40 seconds!”

[@dfgrhbjkh]

Killer job on this video! Question: Does your research tree have the lathe research? I believe that allows you to manufacture reinforced barrels.

[@HazzorPlaysGames]

I thought that was a thing and looked for it, maybe I just missed it but I'm not sure I have whichever mod that's from installed, fortifications or something I think.

[@Tumbleflop]

Taukai would be an interesting homebrew race for D&D

[@axious9613]

15:05 plays with CE doesn't realize you need binos for mortar spotting

[@jakeking974]

I ALWAYS place my batteries randomly in little storage closets because I'm not about to have a zzzzt turn my wooden base into a bundle of ashes, and there's literally no benefit to creating a singular room that's packed to the gills with explosive electricals aside from the simplicity of building that singular room. Hell, if I could, I'd use the Z-levels mod and place my batteries in different levels to make sure that no two batteries are EVER near each other (the Z-levels mod changes the base game which functions only on the X and Y axes and adds the Z plane, meaning the game now functions as a three dimensional space and pawns can move up and down the Z axis which creates actual layers of height and depth like Dwarf Fortress)

[@entityct7430]

A man of culture I see. I heard that Primitive Technology reference.

[@turtleofpride4572]

I really can't wait to see what you do when the Anomaly DLC comes out!

[@benlewis5136]

The phrase "Wretched fleshy sonic" made me laugh

[@john-isaacclarkii2060]

So glad the tumor idea from last video came out

[@saintbread5080]

I absolutely love your RimWorld videos

[@NandoGarcia-q5h]

the tree connection is interesting is a interesting coincidence, Trees can live with tumours without risk

[@drahcir8402]

Wait, theres a group of hippie Deadpools out there? I'm definatly staying indoors.

[@cheekie_breekie8070]

burk mining is nothing compared to my dirt mole with archotech legs and drill arms and workdrive

[@whtwolfgames7983]

I want to see you do save our ship, continue the saga in space, build a station!

[@jordonhallmark7391]

YAY! Another beautiful video as always sir!

[@grandwyrm5275]

those turrets are what my turrets wish they were. insane.

[@jimmyrecinos0621]

9:15 you had to giggle bc it sounded silly 🤣

[@randomman11167]

Somehow I've never noticed that the cannibal symbol is a Mouth around a actual artwork of the cannibal meat

[@Deathstroke2666]

I love your videos and your voice I need MOREEEEE have you ever thought of doing stories like horror shorts either way love the games you play and the narrations you do in your videos

[@iecorzu]

A manscaped ad is so out of pocket for this video just like this guy

[@hellfire33100]

Hey I've really enjoyed these odd rimworld stories. Especially the medieval story arc, would love to see more of that. Have you ever used the hp Lovecraft mod and do a run with cosmic horror? It's great fun

[@Nomadith]

Sseth, reggie and hazzor all on one day? We are blessed indeed

[@dorian447]

so they develop tumours... so in theory you could make a "leader" who doesnt get these tumours. name him something like joe? give him cool apocalyptic armor. give him lots of colonists who develop tumours and have war boys? in rimworld!!

[@eirikarnesen9691]

thyere is a mod, i belive its called "arcthung" or somethign along that line, that lets you force the collomist do do something "forever" you press it, and they finnish the entire wall, not just one piece of it, or stay at the deep drill until ready to sleep. its supreamly usefull

[@HazzorPlaysGames]

Achtung, yeah I get recommended it a lot but I never stuck with it for one reason or another, couldn't really tell you why.

[@hyporally]

Slaughed so hard when the beavers ate the gaurandland tree

[@Simlatio]

Man if consuming a cancer gave these buffs in real life, Reactor 4 would be my home and the Elephant's Foot would be my bed.

[@Czaroslaw]

This man unironically used dryads, what a legend.

[@HappyJames420]

You 100% need to continue as that plant baby & try to escape.

[@smookie2044]

26:45 me explaining my new purchase to my wife:

[@chesterjunior2889]

He is a deadpool from wish 0:58

[@Bsebt]

The greatest timing is coming home from work to a freshly uploaded Hazzor video

[@a-n..]

Everybody wants it Hazzor...we want the child sequel.

[@golduck9095]

Quality story. Will we get a sequel for the dryad child?