Subway Pros & Cons w/ Nore Davis | 2 Dope Queens | Season 2

[@RachelMulwee]

I like his delivery style. It's very...conversational, almost like you're listening to a friend talk about their day. Perfect delivery and timing. No awkward pauses. Solid performance all around. 👏

[@jojolewis831]

"Poor begging poor" definition of usa!

[@erikaa.3030]

I am soooo not from New York, I thought his special was gonna be about the pros and cons of some sandwiches. He was hilarious anyway tho!!

[@BleedingLiar17]

Omg same 😂

[@Nrr216]

Lol me tooo

[@Protectobot]

HAHA, I didn't think of that, but I can say the pro is it's cheaper than Quizno's, but on that same note, the cons are...not as tasty as Quizno's, and subway had Jared Fogle as a former spokesperson for them lol. His wikipedia page says he is 'a former spokesperson for Subway restaurants and a convicted sex offender.' What a way to introduce someone! And I thought actual subway systems already had a bad rep for being dirty and loathsome, but that must have been HORRIBLE publicity for Subway after a while, that might have hurt their profit margins (warning: eating Subway subs will turn you into a predator :O).

[@sarahdaniel9912]

That's why I clicked lmao but I still watched it

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Bahahaha

[@GraphixChic]

This was so great! My husband and I laughed our asses off on the NYC subway a few years ago when the conductor started yelling at people to not to block the door. I’m also the daughter of a 35-year teacher. His bit on teachers was SPOT ON! it seems like everyone in the entire city of Virginia Beach had my mom. She’s been retired a few years now and people from her first years of teaching STILL stop her!

[@jbooker007]

As a teacher to see your old students still love you as much as the day they met you... priceless 🤗

[@kaine3805]

holy shit this guys face is a moving meme

[@christinelarsen9113]

Yes, I loved the faces he made, so funny.

[@Humblemumble7]

Kaine it’s a girl

[@settrender]

😂😂

[@MissJoy16]

I gave you a thumbs up before I even watched the video because that's a beautiful descriptor.

[@lgsteelo2142]

For real when you're a kid you don't think teachers have lives

[@Protectobot]

I freaked the f out once when I saw my math teacher at a restaurant and I didn't say hi. Next day at class I asked if he enjoyed his pizza yesterday and he got real quiet and serious and asked how I knew and I said I was too shy to say hi in public haha 😝

[@DontreadPimpBoy]

I did.

[@q.turner7642]

same goes for your parents, particularly mothers since we don’t view them as individuals or realize they had a life before us

[@Protectobot]

@@q.turner7642 In that old movie, 'What about Bob?', the daughter of Bob's therapist says to the therapist at one point, 'I thought you were born a grown-up, Daddy' :P

[@q.turner7642]

Protectobot Yes!! Case in point lol

[@harvey2609]

I've had a really hard day at work and was feeling sorry for myself. I came upon you by accident and I can't stop laughing. Thanks from London, England 😂

[@billbunch6762]

Seriously, my outlook on life just changed. We back, baby. All positive and glowing!

[@onetakesun694]

What you’re doing with your ankles out 🤣🤣🤣

[@originalRAS]

Yo Ms. Davis, Ms. Davis... U REMEMBA ME?!?

[@msthang5366]

Rashid Black that was hilarious

[@atlmprof1]

He's right.

[@maximuspoumie8581]

"No, you live in school"!! Hahahahhahah.

[@steezharvey830]

Maximus Poumie LMFAO facts 😂😂😂

[@sabiyaahamed4460]

Everyone here needs to go watch his Conan stand up bit. Nore's such a funny guy!

[@busyrand]

Thanks for the recommendation. I love Conan and really appreciate his featured performances. I've enjoyed every stitch of time I've viewed a Conan show.

[@ereristark425]

Lol I read this comment and realized the Conan one is set to autoplay next😂✌️

[@cdh79]

aw, i came here from the Conan bit, so i guess i'll have to get back there now and will end up in a never-ending cycle between those two videos..

[@patriciaoffer9585]

Going😁

[@ivyg4075]

We broke too!!!

[@ekdaufin1485]

No baby you can’t read I remember. 🙅🏽‍♀️

[@ekdaufin1485]

HR person called the conductor.

[@myheartiswriting]

That literally happened to my mom last week, like three times at the mall. Kids from kindergarten would see her and call her name. She's an instructional assistant at 3 elementary schools for the last 30 years and has been a swim coach and lifeguard for 40, like she started back when she was 16 or something, and doesn't age and has one of those personalities you don't forget, so she's recognized a lot. The best comment my mom ever got was when we were at a grocery store and this guy yelled, "Carol! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!"

[@mariee_e]

that is hilarious LOL

[@billbunch6762]

Yooo🤣

[@dwa3210]

This is hilarious! Hearing that comment at a grocery store can be heard so many different ways! LOL 🤣

[@lovisaericsson9569]

😂😂😂 Lovely!

[@ekdaufin1485]

I’ll turn this whole train around. 🤣

[@godblesslyricstv]

I read your comment before I heard him saying it. He should have paused and, used it as a punchline!!! ITS FUNNNYYYYYY 😂😂😂🙈. If you get time to picture it

[@vmundoortiz551]

I aint going to lie Everything he is saying is very relatable about the teachers

[@ALtheALPHA06]

Why he flex so hard with the outfit and shoes tho?!? 🔥🔥🔥

[@ez2bcute]

He is so funny! I’m a teacher and man that bit about teachers split my side! My high school kids be so perplexed when they see me out in public being human lol!

[@kerianpearson9796]

His delivery is fire!!

[@onlyplayaseattacoswiththei9433]

"No you live in school"😂😂...that's so true

[@tbyrdrandom]

Perfect set I felt the bit about teachers in my soul

[@kobebryant1265]

He is refreshing, smart, and delivery is on comedic point!!!!

[@yonicapope949]

Bro that's sooooo tru about the teachers 😆

[@gogoscorner1111]

"I thought they just go back in the cubby and recharge" 😂😂😂

[@SmartArtzzz]

Always great to see more of Nore

[@lynnelliott9038]

This gentleman is FUN-TEE to my very bones!!! I'm sharing with EVERYBODY!

[@bonitareina5575]

The way he said Westchester 4:09🤣🤣🤣

[@raemin-laanmcneil8449]

Funny asf

[@NgataNare]

He is so delightful

[@ruffey1748]

Nore Davis has a future for sure.

[@jashanestone]

What? You decided to spare him hitman Ruffey? NYPD needs your location sir.. 👮‍♂️👮‍♀️

[@afrosymphony8207]

"Enjoy your benis byeeeee" looooool

[@crazymause5993]

the way he said that had me on the floor,lol

[@CaptainCrashDummy]

You could see the bags underneath this nigga eyes at points. Mf been working hard and it payed off this shit had me in tears the entire time😂😂. Bright future

[@EveyPeasyStickers]

He’s so awesome omg 😲

[@Leomerya12]

3:15, actually VERY true. They will intentionally take trains out of service if you piss them off.

[@ivyg4075]

They don’t allow that panhandling on the Metro North!

[@ekdaufin1485]

I’m DONE! They don’t appreciate me! 🏆

[@kekew1989]

I love how his face is so animated

[@414rl]

it's complimentary ....omg i died

[@dejuanamarietv]

😂😂😂 the teacher segment made me come alive

[@KUSHEDTHEFUCKOUT]

There’s 9 activities going on at the same time on the regular lines... 🤣

[@TheWorks27]

Ok but this guy has some swag though

[@shayelea]

My dad was a white dude teaching public school in rural Washington state...can confirm the same experience!

[@0lala020]

"Don't hold the door!!" I ain't never been on a New York subway. But I have been on a Bay Area subway and that line gave me a flashback. Sometimes you get a nice train operator and sometimes you get the train operator who's done with everything and everyone. Keeps you on your toes. Like San Francisco.

[@amandadasilva4498]

That is some great stuff! Tnx for the good jokes Nore!

[@busyrand]

Great set! I appreciate the education on Yonkers and North of NYC [plan on moving there long term]. Plus, I totally remember kids freaking out like I'm a celebrity when they saw me at the local grocery store.

[@mwihaki.wanjoroge635]

He reminds me of spiderverse

[@moeman813]

My second grade teacher named was Miss Davis😳

[@geetee2392]

Can you read?

[@moeman813]

@@geetee2392 I think so

[@joshiceman1983]

Great stand up.... Especially the teacher part.. Hahaha so true

[@MrShocker329]

Wow! I just realized that he sounds almost exactly like younger Eminem and now I can’t Unhear it!!

[@ahmed4100]

Nah

[@madanhamuchineuta3157]

Wanda Sykes' son :) kkkkkk

[@renegadezradio]

Yo bro is hilarious I was listen to him on LOL Network and instantly starting searching. Now I’m a fab facts 🤣🤣🤣

[@Tyronetrinity]

My god this guy is super under rated. He is funnier than kevin hart.

[@benjaminwelkens8118]

Stylistically some of his jokes sound like kevin hart told em

[@marcuswoodland6438]

The girls in the beginning harmonized TF outta that! Lol

[@janeeharris5015]

That's because those women are professional comedians Jessica Williams and Phoebe Lynn Robinson, and they're the hosts of this show 2 Dope Queens.

[@sonofbrooklyn718]

Lmao!! Talent!!!

[@ekdaufin1485]

I love the teacher part!!! 💋

[@eleakokkonen6093]

He has to become the spokesman of Metro North I'd fly all the way from Finland to watch his shows if I had the money😭

[@westwardpomonagyrl4358]

He’s funny

[@raemin-laanmcneil8449]

N.O.R.E was on point!! (Sorry, I had to do a little Noreaga shout out lol)

[@Klack_family]

This kid has talent!

[@maramh5137]

His delivery and content is SO FREAKIN' hilarious! :)

[@ramundopepitos]

I wanna see more of him!

[@Ramonerdna]

Lol this is the closest to poetry I've ever seen stand-up. '$8...and 25 cents...you're a human being'

[@alejandroworldpeace3212]

This was fantastic. I live in the city you made my shit night better. I'm a fan now.

[@jalanacintron3184]

yo ppl be talking bout how ppl in Connecticut are wealthy I live in bridgeport we like the middle child Westchester is the oldest and welthy as hell and Greenwich is the youngest spoiled as hell and bridgeport has been forgotten broke as hell only noticed when we fuck up

[@deebrown4877]

This dude is hilarious!!👏👏👏👍👍

[@beauty4u132]

He's hilarious ! The subway vs metronorth! Correct!

[@GMBREACTS]

OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE RODDY RICH BEFORE THE BOX...

[@commonwealpanther]

No baby, you can't read. It's all right. Omg what a riot!!

[@najahbrown]

YEAHHHHHH NIGGGA 😆😆😆😆😆 N O R E

[@r.h.f.6073]

how does he look 15 and 35 at the same time

[@m.roberts1120]

LOL Nore's an IDIOT!!!! I love it!

[@farihariaz4267]

I just discovered him. He’s hilarious! I love when he does that voice when he’s like “what do you want?” XD

[@charlesgreen632]

#Wakanda 🏙✊😂 🏙

[@leonelcadet3833]

Lmao. No babe you cant read lmao. Shit is hilarious.

[@bs6308]

As a New Yorker who live in the Bronx (right between Brooklyn and Yonkers,legit) I agree one hundred period. I was legit on the bus today and some guy came on didn’t pay and told a little boy to get up. Like he pulled him up 😂😂

[@paulaacocal3655]

lmaooo Yonkers kids hitchin on the subway to go to NYC and the boujee take the Metro North

[@Flameville]

The teacher thing.. yeah nah teachers for me were more infamous for giving me projects and work to do ON CHRISTMAS BREAK

[@msontopoftheworld]

Absolutely hilarious!

[@ED-ie3et]

NSFW!!! But I still watched it though. This is comedy!!!

[@blemish2beautyofficial430]

He is funny ,😂😂😂😂

[@banelematsebula4426]

Them kicks fire

[@CorySands]

Your name is 🔥🔥🔥

[@IZionDawta]

omg yup agreed

[@banelematsebula4426]

@@IZionDawta lol, thanks, that's my government name

[@ladanweheliye5688]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 this guy's the best comedian out there

[@chantellestreete2767]

Lmaoo

[@Adam_Ch739]

wow this dude really got it , i didnt laugh so hard watching a stand up since dave chappelle's special , great future ahead of him

[@sweetvictory89]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I cannot remember the last time I laughed so hard

[@unclevladdydaddy3220]

Off topic but anyone knows what shoes those are Couldn't take my eyes off them

[@Alkiel]

bro, could this be any funnier. my goodness, i laughed at every line

[@jocemat]

THIS KID IS FIRE!

[@victor_okpala]

This guy is sooo talented...❤️

[@steph8703]

I live in Connecticut n used to take metro north daily🤣🤣🤣 he aint lyin omfg🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@jessicawanyan9785]

I've never been a teacher but when I was still in high school I worked as a martial arts instructor for a while. It was very interesting being on the other end of running into a student and their parent at 17 years of age. I had a very pleasant conversation with the parent while my student tried to melt into the wall 🤣🤣

[@NW-pt8zz]

I’m so glad they’re back.

[@TheDoodLbot]

Check out his specials. Too Woke was too good 😆

[@billbunch6762]

"Not smiling since 1992" 😂

[@YusefDeeb69]

Thought I was going to hear jokes about sandwiches

[@basaksungur9068]

What? How much do you pay for the subway??

[@realizt420]

New talent

[@ILikeCheesesticks]

This was funny but I thought it was gonna be about the restaurant chain

[@michellesingleton8344]

Too funny💞💞

[@lklobs]

Yesss, my mom’s a HS math teacher, and the seeing students in public thing is real. They either pretend they don’t see her and run away cuz they know they cheated or couldn’t factor or something dumb. One former student actually refused to seat my mom at a restaurant. But when I was a kid, I remember seeing my preschool teacher leaving school and I started crying thinking she was leaving forever. Cuz WHY WOULD SHE NEED TO LEAVE, ALL SHE DOES IS TEACH. RIGHT?! My mom wasn’t a teacher yet at this point, btw. I wasn’t that dumb.

[@Smacks_Official]

Lol you go on metro north Connecticut line u just gonna meet broke fools from Bridgeport like me 🤣