He has no style, He has no face

He has no style, He has no face

[@TheNja09]

It’s like the DJ is trying to sing normally, but occasionally looks and sees he has no face, and has to point it out.

[@bonbonbox6347]

he's slowly becoming more worried throughout the song about Lanky's absent face

[@stepstep838]

He’s scared

[@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708]

I'd be concerned

[@henrylockhart495]

Nja09 this is the most amazing comment.

[@classicgamer7247]

Nice

[@dorkzilla413]

[ ] style [ ] grace [ ] face

[@R1ptide_Drag0n]

[X] style [ ] grace [ ] face

[@dhsghdhsbd]

999th like

[@redpanda9000]

[ ] style [X] grace [ ] face

[@magmavision2000]

[ ]Style [ ] Grace [ ] Face [√] El Weedo

[@peo9741]

[X] fucking disgrace

[@IvailoStoychev]

He is so terrifying, the voiceover is stuck in a trance on how he has no face

[@MisaTheDog]

poo

[@jackhazardous4008]

SCP material

[@namelesscreature8843]

Imagine every time he says face, he has to restart the song from there

[@RealRalsei]

Inflate himself Just like- HE HAS NO FACE.

[@perryakers4222]

5th

[@granttjeerdsma5235]

he has no face because he streched it out just for you

[@johnnymaxwell1731]

love reacts only

[@glowkirby]

He inflated his mouth just like a balloon.

[@starlingbaez6681]

That's really creepy.

[@clamdove3292]

this is kinda wholesome in a weird way

[@thatguy4084]

He stretched his face out for your sins, praise Lankey.

[@coolandneworiginalcontent155]

HE HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO FACE YET THIS KONG COMES FROM THE DEPTHS OF SPACE

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

He can handstand when he needs to and defy physics, just for you

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

This Kong comes from a really dark place

[@silverrath]

@@edgarbanuelos6472 If you trifle with him, he'll kill you with a mace

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

@@silverrath there's a reason why he is a fucking disgrace This here Kong never used Squarespace

[@mr.virtual]

he's a hidden character in smash brawl's subspace

[@yaboirandall7638]

Top ten disturbing creepypasta

[@THEtomh]

Can someone please make this an actual creepypasta?

[@eletricalplugandoutlet1540]

@@THEtomh Have you forgotten about *HIM*

[@THEtomh]

@@eletricalplugandoutlet1540 everyone has :(

[@adamdimitri2562]

@@eletricalplugandoutlet1540 Who?

[@eletricalplugandoutlet1540]

@@adamdimitri2562 *dontstareathisfacedontstareathisfacedontstareathisfacedontstareathisface*

[@mastermariogameryt]

I died at “this Kong just has no face”

[@thanos4959]

mastermariogamer lol

[@optimisticcharizard602]

R.i.p

[@thetreedemoknight4827]

he was sharing the pain with you

[@preston_gaming6203]

me 3

[@wolfboyft]

@@thetreedemoknight4827 pain?

[@xairsoft7874]

He has no eyes in which to see He has no mouth but wants to scream Now he wants for you to share his anguish All of your hopes and dreams will be vanquished

[@imDontaye]

X Airsoft "He has no eyes in which to see His every waking moment is misery He has no mouth and he wants to scream He only wishes it were just a dream Now he wants for you to share his anguish All your hopes and dreams will be vanquished"

[@hollyjump1514]

DankInMe AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@ix9280]

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@liquidbanana]

fellow stickfab fan

[@MALware7170]

He has no eyes with which to see His every waking moment is misery He has no mouth and he wants to scream He only wishes it were only a dream Now he wants for you to share his anguish All your hopes and dreams will now be vanquished

[@Gfrog1000]

I think he might be missing something, but I'm not sure what it is.

[@namiokami5063]

Grace and style

[@yellowvillager8498]

C. Jump Ah! he's missing his grace!

[@superluigiplayz8462]

Mr. Nice guy for sale you're the idiot for not realizing it's a joke

[@klein2042]

I found it! He only has 4 fingers! Still though something else seems missing....

[@aidenbelanger7867]

Hmmm, oh! he is missing his style!

[@dededemanbiggestfan3836]

0% style 0% grace 0% face 100% pure talent

[@splattim3180]

His Coconut Gun has no face If he shoots ya, ya has no face!

[@neonflashsparkotron5435]

He's the first member of the no face crew.

[@Xavier-cv2vw]

HUH DK! HAS NO FACE!

[@_ArmIa]

This might be the funniest fucking comment I've ever read in my life

[@meleefox2655]

Finally, hes hear for you, its the last member of the no face crew This kong has no face he isnt funny, can make a Kremblin have no face He can pick up a boulder with no face, makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze He may move slow, he cant jump high But this Kong has no face

[@Keisezrgs]

His Coconut Gun, Will send you to space! If he shoots ya, You'll have no face!

[@Natu-Shabby]

Okay I completely lost it at "This crazy Kong just has no face" I am in tears

[@jjhe3899]

0:25 I thought they were gonna sing, “DK! Has no face!”

[@roserazor4807]

Same

[@dekucake4395]

"He can handstand if he has no face" implies that he can, in fact, have a face, but he chooses to have none to tap into his handstanding powers.

[@moose200]

“Donkey Kong is here” now sounds infinitely more ominous

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

SCP-kong Item Class: Euclid Description: Subjects are inclined to point out that it has no face.

[@stevenstice6683]

SCP-682 Termination Attempt [Who's counting anymore?] SCP-682 was introduced to SCP-Kong at 1620 hours on [REDACTED]. If SCP-Kong had a face, he would show a look of confusion towards SCP-682, but as he is, he has no face. SCP-682 looked at SCP-Kong and pointed out, "he has no style, and he has no face." SCP-682 then returned to its holding cell without incident. The termination attempt was then concluded as a failure. Note from O-5 Command: "What did you expect to happen? He has no face."

[@supremekhi7968]

THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY GRACE

[@forregom]

FG FUNNY GRACE FG FUNNY GRACE IS HERE! HUH!

[@timbo_homeslice]

Lanky couldn't take the fact that Chunky was, in fact, dead. The psychological trauma of losing one of his closest family members cut deeply into who he was. The extensive emotional and physical damage would eventually warp his body until it removed his entire face.

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

HE HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO FACE THIS KONG WON'T CONFORM TO EUCLIDEAN SPACE

[@Aaxoz]

he haunts your dreams he's been there for years this crazy kong lives off of your fears

[@bazanine]

Have been concerning my girlfriend three nights in a row by rewatching this numerous times and laugh-wheezing for twenty minutes.

[@NAFProjects]

He has no face because he traded it for the knowledge of how to handstand.

[@flngodingo9647]

[ ] Style [ ] Grace [ ] Soul [ ] Face [👌] Take you to hell

[@livingbArbarinobhjjjk]

donkey kong Rom hack is doom of faceless horror kong

[@ericchivington1329]

He has such style, he has no face Collect 8 notes to leave this space

[@Trickle_Official]

If you look closely at his toes, and cross reference them by the circumference of the shadows of his fingertips along side the shade of blue of his particular type of overalls, he has no face.

[@switchnx]

He can handstand when he has no face. He temporarily removes his face whenever he wants to do a handstand.

[@FilipV88]

No STYLE No GRACE No FACE Stop taking more things from Lanky!

[@ilikecurry2345]

What next, his sanity?

[@bonbonbox6347]

Lanky Kong's funniness level decreased by a 100!

[@livelybubbs6242]

E.K Elder Kong You will meet your fate From the keeper of the gate Can’t stop this Kong For it’s already too late

[@artizzy2k2k]

The guy rapping clearly has gone through trauma. He must have seen someone's face be skint off in front of him because he clearly won't let the fact he has no face go.

[@MaxBunny7902]

0:05 is the best part 🤣

[@sirsoup9314]

he has no style he has no grace he has no face he has no ears he has no legs he has no arms he has no overalls he has no heart he has no existance

[@ItsCosmoTewulf]

Lanky Kong is merely a metaphysical concept.

[@rubycore4896]

@@ItsCosmoTewulf Orginazation XIII Lanky Confirmed.

[@Yakko_101]

he has no head

[@jamiearlert7067]

"he has no face" "can stretch his face" hmmm

[@smashbrosguyt915]

Dj: sings ( also realizes lankey has no face. ). Dj: tries pointing out the manager about lankey Kong’s face while still singing to make it feel lees obvious to the guest

[@MisaTheDog]

he has no style, he has no face. this kong has no face. he can handstand, when he has no face and stretch his face up, just for you. Inflate himself like he has no face. This crazy kong just has no face. HUH! DK, He has no face

[@WhatTheFnu]

I'm honestly surprised this didn't go into horror territory.

[@herodevans2095]

it absolutely did

[@themaskedman8377]

This Kong just has no face

[@splattim3180]

hey where the fuck did you get a face

[@DtgSlayer]

"This Kong *has no Face" and "This Crazy Kong Just has No Face* killed me xD

[@Totofamere]

He has no style He has no face *This kong is a threat to human race*

[@help506]

no face (extreme version) he has no face he has no face th-this kong has no face he has no face when he has no face and he has no face just for you he has no face just like he has no face this crazy kong just has no face HUH no. face. has no face. no. face he has no face is here

[@epekka]

he has no face.

*This is a certified classic of:* I don't have a mouth and i want to scream

[@michaelvuong9302]

This is gonna be Miitopia’s theme song

[@bluebytheohwow]

My KZbin glitches when I watched this video. THIS CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE.

[@M3xican_k1d_009]

He has no style He has no grace He doesn’t even have full on face It’s like a nightmare Except he is awake He doesn’t know,what else *he* will take

[@evangeliaiscoolscrewu]

You didn’t have to rub it into his non-existent face

[@tubeofglue8117]

He has no style He has no face This unholy kong Has lost gods grace

[@Nevetsboy2]

In case you weren’t aware, *_he has no face._*

[@thetreedemoknight4827]

u sure?

[@toomy7007]

I’m still not getting it. I think you might be crazy

[@tomeddsworld3605]

I never knew that, thanks for the help! =)

[@Ps5nogames]

*THIS KONG WILL END THE HUMAN RACE*

[@wut939]

Thx I had no idea

[@sssspammywammy8319]

Basically slender man. Lanky No face No style Slender Kong.

[@Mizu_Melon]

Someone else probably made the joke, but Miitopia be like

[@Angelori0]

Miitopia in a nutshell

[@koopabound6481]

It should have ended with “DK. Donkey Kong has no face”

[@0DRONZER]

inflates himself just like *he has no face*

[@mareeedensos2805]

Therapist: Faceless Lanky isn't real. He can't hurt you. Faceless Lanky:

[@mintylakebungazama330]

No i shoul be Faceless Lanky:

[@misteroof]

Mark my words, theres gonna be a creepypasta called "The Faceless Lanky Kong"

[@dorothyjosefina]

"Hey, you with the face!" Everyone: 👀 Lanky:

[@blueblitz283]

this is more terrifying than any horror movie that I've seen

[@WOLFPLAYZ5975]

Try red mist

[@SamInsaneGaming]

@@WOLFPLAYZ5975 hmmm sushi on the side (NOT Scary spaghetti)

[@livingbArbarinobhjjjk]

Make a horror game is faceless kong

[@Evannco]

What does he not have again? *I have crippling depression and social anxiety*

[@Yakko_101]

a face.

[@madmicro15]

KZbin recommendations 2016-NO 2017-still no 2018-Mmm, not yet 2019-*Y E S*

[@NoGoodNameHelpPLZ]

Actually I got this recommend in 2016 and 2019

[@solarknight3942]

The very end should’ve been “DK HE HAS NO FACE”

[@forregom]

HHNF HE HAS NO FACE! HHNF HE HAS NO FACE IS HERE! HUH!

[@bigshot7504]

Sounds like he's trying to make him sound cool, but his lack of face prevents him

[@leebydeeby]

He's the leader of the bunch You know him well And he's finally back From the depths of hell!

[@breakfastboi3344]

He has no style He has no face. He has movement But thinks you’re a disgrace

[@airhawkey]

Build your perfect kong with 10$ Style: 25$ Face: 15$

[@carterbeilman1968]

I love how it just always goes back to how he has no face

[@firebug7208]

The composition of the lyrics match my organization of an essay

[@statueofdavid6977]

oh hey i made this

[@statueofdavid6977]

u should have linked the original tumblr post mane

[@emi_fisher]

drag him sis

[@jhosright_Motscoud]

Cram it, ya cretin.

[@davidpaul6290]

Prove it.

[@joerogan3079]

[ ] Style [ ] Grace [✅] *WORKS IN I.T.*

[@deadchannellol4604]

He's Slender Kong

[@CountShaman]

Hey, give him this; he still got grace.

[@Fighter_53]

"He got no face. Dark Lord get to him?"

[@aralxedamesh9802]

Koh the face-stealer strikes again.

[@soulblightx9847]

genius

[@brendanmiklautsch2398]

I watched this video many times now, I’ve studied it extensively, and I have now come to the conclusion that he has no face.

[@bugkid7454]

HE HAS NO FACE

[@saberspriteanimator6385]

Guys, I think I got a personalized Donkey Kong 64 copy, what do I do?

[@splattim3180]

oh GOD no i'm gonna make sure this random comment gets significant for no reason before this video blows up from nowhere

[@bramnemeth565]

while true: >if faceExists: >>action("handstand") >>pass >else: >>action("have style") >>pass >

[@telluride3577]

No one: The employees at Ikea when the exit disappears:

[@forregom]

HE HAS THIRST FOR BLOOD! HE HAS A DEADLY GAZE! he has trouble tying his shoe lace

[@smashi6439]

Slenderman: finally,a worthy opponent...our battle will be legendary!

[@tuzzysloshyt4323]

Frisk on xbox when you disconnect in an amalgamite fight: make it two opponents

[@OneEyeShadow]

I hate it when the textures don't load. I blame Project 64.

[@RATPT0I]

HE

[@polishka7529]

NO

[@Striraid]

HE

[@justanuser9503]

+A Dep KONG

[@vlf9348]

NO

[@uniqueusername677]

HE

[@calebd3947]

He has no style, He has no grace, This kong has lost his face! He cannot see, for he has no face. He cannot breath, as he has no face. He cannot smell, he still got no face. If you cross him, you'll lose your face. And then you'll die, and he'll be able to see. This kong's a threat to humanity! HUH! D K WE MUST RUN

[@eskeline]

“This crazy Kong just has no face!”

[@ThorTheAnomalous]

Aftet 4 years of tirelessly studies and over 13mil in research, my top scientists have finally figured it out! In conclusion, we are to belive that he has no face.

[@goodperson656]

I laughed so hard at this. Thank you!

[@NickolasNinja]

I'm gonna set this as my alarm so when I wake up I never go to bed again

[@learningomorisoundtrack3979]

[ x ] style n't [ x ] grace n't [ x ] facen't

[@KY0RU_2024]

He has no style He has no face This kong will kill your grace

[@inakigalvan6752]

He has no style He has no face This kong has a funny GRACE

[@SniperOnSunday]

He has no style He has no face He's why we're trying to flee to space

[@CRR2111]

MiiTopia be like

[@GhostLink92]

And yet it's staring right into my soul.

[@IlIIIlIIl]

he has no style, he has no face your terrible demise, is what awaits.

[@nabbyy8392]

This kong is sleeping This kong is red. This kong seems to be FUCKING DEAD. He can't jump high or move at all. He tried to save a kid who made a big big fall We are pretty sure he isn't living 'Cuz he got shot by zoo keeping Huh!

[@noah9172]

#dicksoutforlankeykong

[@cybergnoll5784]

Man the new trailer for the new Slender game is looking great

[@arcturus64]

Demonic Kong: 'he has no faith, he has no faith!'

[@Tng-o391]

Mistiful crimson morning fans, don’t say it.

[@choco698]

Going by the lyrics is he always doing a handstand

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

He has no style He has no face He’s a Color Out of Space

[@danibanani15]

oh yeah, *H E H A S N O F A C E.* i forgot for a moment

[@johnp9795]

Who did this before? He has no face. He has no soul! If-if-if you cross him, He'll take ya to hell!

[@stapler942]

I think Lanky encountered Koh the Face Stealer from ATLA.

[@tepic77]

He's not seen no more

[@C0NArtist]

Enemies in Miitopia when you kill them: