He Just Can't Figure Out How to Beat Me...!

[@VorpalSword9]

>rolls up with 108 troops >slow rolls a 17 repeatedly with two dice >kills 0 troops >refuses to elaborate >leaves

[@Dendumi]

*119/117 and he used three dice but still, immaculate turn

[@brandonscyber]

The legend of VC not knowing what Scandinavia is continues.

[@joshshearer141]

I'm Canadian and I came here for this comment 😅

[@ogeorgiou]

@@joshshearer141came to say this 🤣

[@NugPlug69]

Can't tell if he's trolling or not

[@AtomicAndi]

@@NugPlug69 He sure made it look like trolling, but then referred to "some islands"

[@stephenryland9614]

Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on all their ships? So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian.

[@buckyohare1753]

I cannot possibly upvote this enough 😂

[@AtomicAndi]

Why does Sweden not import sugar? Because they have more than enough artificial sweeteners!

[@nay7517]

Seems you enjoy Chateau reconstruction.... :)

[@EmilyW1313]

Reds last turn was one of my favorite risk moments

[@PhilippHagemeister]

I only watch for the geography lessons. - A European.

[@meeyou]

Lavaland would actually be a decent alternative name for Iceland

[@AtomicAndi]

Lavaland is cute for Los Angeles, CA. Everyone knows that since the movie with the same name.

[@user-m8k9d]

I dont like fixed. All it takes is one novice and you lose

[@user-iv5hc7rj7k]

...same with progressive

[@andrewhazlewood4569]

A true display of ignorance - white was ignorant of Risk strategy and bonus areas, Red was ignorant of how to push a advantage, purple was ignorant of how easy the game could have been for them to win and VC was ignorant of geography.

[@potatolord6726]

he is playing dead space obv.. he's got the space lumberjack fit on

[@runejohnsen4766]

your beginning manual makes you a scery elite

[@mortalcoil8585]

I would like to say that the way to beat vampire chicken is to obviously turn one steal his cap.

[@hubertnnn]

Nope, to beat vampire chicken all you need is a garlic fox.

[@brycedrew3035]

Dude doesn't know about the Balearic islands

[@BackendFetch]

Lived in Spain too. We love you VC

[@tjalle74]

I say Sweden is real, but only because I live there. But who knows: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZrEhHRngLSpq7M

[@AtomicAndi]

most brainwashed people don't realize, I guess. Interesting channel, though.

[@travelingcarpenter]

I did get a one percent cap roll one time. I was planning on double slamming an opponents cap so I sent in my smaller army first and the odds were one percent and my jaw dropped when I won the roll with a bunch of extra troops left over. God roll indeed 😂

[@morevampirechicken]

Nice!

[@andrew-davidbjork2912]

Space lumber jack in Europe!!!

[@zarkokomljenovic4865]

Scandinavia most commonly refers to Denmark, Norway, and Sweden. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavia

[@zorination]

15:56 here I was thinking we're headed to the wrap up but then I check the time and we have 40 mins!? I obviously wasn't here for this stream lol

[@MikeLangenfeldt]

Good game and well played

[@Jonnysh]

Clever play by black to secure 2nd. Why take a card and pass when you can just pass?

[@abrahamklafter9083]

Fixed caps is so terrible 😂

[@Caleb2002]

Cant get enough of these 🍿

[@ChristianAkacro]

Neat settings, weird map.

[@Jordan-pf9ws]

Product of American education system 😂

[@user-m8k9d]

Iceland is a country in Central Africa, hence the name ICEland

[@jas8_2007]

god bless your sweet soul

[@MikeLangenfeldt]

Iceland is 11% ice rest is green, lol. Greenland is 80% ice rest is green, lol

[@medialies6254]

iceland is extremely icy....full of glaciers...at least it was last time i was there

[@MikeLangenfeldt]

@medialies6254 only 11% of Iceland is ice and 80% of Greenland is ice. Is that better clarification for you

[@wahnsihansi]

@medialies6254 I think what he's saying is, around 11% of Iceland is ice, but about 80% of Greenland is ice, which is almost more than double the amount of ice if you ask me.

[@medialies6254]

@@wahnsihansi it is now he completely edited his original comment....what he originally said was "there is no ice in iceland"....if you look at his comment it says...Edited

[@medialies6254]

@@MikeLangenfeldt thats better now you edited your original comment...pmsl

[@TreeCamper]

Good evening VC. 😊

[@morevampirechicken]

Good evening!

[@JAClary]

I win

[@user-iv5hc7rj7k]

Its obvious you stole white bonus silly vc he had a god spawn for ottoman empire But honestly to me it seems like white and red are teaming and trying to hide it a little maybe? Edit just got to the end nvm white just bad and red is too