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@sinazom901029 күн бұрын
Being dribbled by an 80 something years old “dude” is CRAZY😂😂😂😂😂
@maeshelafarren10929 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@nikkinokuphila760728 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@cosmic_sunflower386427 күн бұрын
Imagine 😂😮😢
@tryphosatlotlo653926 күн бұрын
These kids like things 🤣🤣🤣
@petronella_mahuma25 күн бұрын
Dude nagana fela
@kagisotlatsana29 күн бұрын
Who else is like me, they did not understand Laconco’s instagram post but now that Simz is narrating it makes sense? The amount of “oooh” I’ve scrome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ramoshabamokanna5829 күн бұрын
I was you my dear 😂😭😭
@kagisotlatsana29 күн бұрын
@@ramoshabamokanna58 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zonkegwayi342029 күн бұрын
Me too 😂😂😂
@nelingwenya425029 күн бұрын
Eyi inamanga lentombazane
@MissCombs151118 күн бұрын
He actually ruined her life. He was her first "man" and she can't get over him. If I were her, I'd take my son to the Zumas, and rebrand herself as a young lady who is available. Manje bit by bit even when a guy THINKS of approaching her she reminds the whole cowntry of Zuma. Bahamba ke abafana 🤷🏽♀️
@RayOfLetsatsi28 күн бұрын
She got dribbled by a senior citizen yoh😭
@mologadimusix24 күн бұрын
😭😭😭
@thashmfiki16119 күн бұрын
Haibo this here comment killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😵😵
@syathokozahlophe901128 күн бұрын
142 years older than her, Mandela did not die for this 🤣😂😂😂😂
@palesambele139729 күн бұрын
”Zuma has been through this process 3 times..” meanwhile the fingers🖐🏽🖖🏾😂😂😂😂
@perthkraya320926 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@CallMeKatlego29 күн бұрын
I’m just happy that LaC’s career has taken off and she can now live comfortably and provide for her son🥰
@mm-ju6go20 күн бұрын
She shud now learn from her mistake dat a person career is not his character and especially considering his age b8g red flags
@priskafundirwa898229 күн бұрын
Dating a whole president and being left broke haaibo kuningi.
@masekoromeo791929 күн бұрын
Zuma is a dead beat father, not supporting his kid.
@nhlanhlanzimande400129 күн бұрын
Yeeeyi kuningi ngempela
@nsilolo597429 күн бұрын
She went in with no strategy. She was just there sisi.
@priskafundirwa898229 күн бұрын
@@nsilolo5974 I would have Ferrari Lamborghini ntoni ntoni . Properties . I don't play . She wasted her virginity for nothing
@vuyokazinkosi381726 күн бұрын
Njani😂
@MphoLephuthi-s29 күн бұрын
It's the scarf for me
@sedikekana29 күн бұрын
Me too😂😂😂😂
@tryphineshumba118129 күн бұрын
It's like she did it for respect to JZ...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, like if imma talk about you, I will do it respectfully.
@noluthandonyandeni788227 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@lillybianca418524 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@puseletsoish29 күн бұрын
🤣Simz, please if the news is not being narrated by you then it's not a story worth listening to. I love you ke sana and you are the best in this game ❤
@xpnn29 күн бұрын
Ai LaC played her self! That ancestor hit and she walked out with nothing?? Noor man, uBaba has serious game
@tshepangpaile968929 күн бұрын
No gwede mantashe (ice boys)😭😂😂😂😂 Sanlam 😂😂😂😂 i am not even half way this video and i cant stop laughing. Rizz on a 1000 😂😂😂
@SayItAll9129 күн бұрын
Simz is the only person who gave life to that story. 😂😂😂😂😂 as for the circle felt my presence.
@KatMug29 күн бұрын
Heish coz some other lady here on YT tried shem but got upset coz it wasn’t her mother tongue 😅
@missnxumalo12 күн бұрын
The circle part had me laughing alone in my room 😂😂😂😂. Simz is an amazing narrator ❤️❤️
@dineomametja327729 күн бұрын
😂when you get naked in front of kids, they'll call you 'dude'😂
@nomcebombhele84224 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@aarongunnz951316 күн бұрын
But the dude ate a nice fresh cake
@KatMug29 күн бұрын
We love you here in the US and these juicy daily updates 🫶🏽
@SimzRight29 күн бұрын
Thank you 😊
@1phindy29 күн бұрын
"Jacob P.Diddy Zuma" is the most accurate description of the dude.
@noziphonxumalo349429 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@NonoM_129 күн бұрын
Hahaha😅😂😂😂
@Miss_Greatness29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂Haybo isoka lakwa Zuma paid lobola and did all the right things
@blessingmabaso217218 күн бұрын
Uyabheda wena
@LefenyoEveryday29 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Simz that part about Zuma's circle and his future finished me😂😂
@mamellomotaung412429 күн бұрын
Yoo😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nomthethomgojo689228 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂⚰️
@noluthandonyandeni788227 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shweshwe_k817729 күн бұрын
This commentary 😂😂😂😂 I'm finished. LaConco needs to write a book
@buyisileradebe810829 күн бұрын
She needs therapy
@MamaBearSA23 күн бұрын
Reality show ya gage 😢
@LightHouse3107329 күн бұрын
"That boy" was born in the middle of world war 2😭
@kikilee220329 күн бұрын
😭😭his skin was dropping from his body yoooh 😭i can't with you 😮💨
Girl, you will go under the jail and as management, we will share a cell with you. 👊🏽
@vuyokazinkosi381726 күн бұрын
One pregnant
@tshepangpaile968929 күн бұрын
Isoka (142 years)😂😂😂😂
@Mbuyiselo529 күн бұрын
😭🤣🤣🤣 “Insizwa!” 😎 We’ve all taken L’s in life but le yokudriblishwa ibeneficiary ka SASSA🚮
@koenajchokwe29 күн бұрын
Not Simz naming Zuma's circle of friends🤣🤣🤣
@nonozi414729 күн бұрын
That part took me out😂
@algreanettespeelman242929 күн бұрын
Lol I ran to the comments kante I'm gonna break my legs coming here 😂😂😂😂
@CharlotteMathabatha29 күн бұрын
The liver 😂😂
@sarahmnyandu662229 күн бұрын
I died a million times😂😂😂 u-Strong u-Laconco xem
@nataschalosper176029 күн бұрын
Yoh😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
@nobuhle.kumalo939629 күн бұрын
Please wear shades with that scarf uslimaze worse
@mandisandlovu891429 күн бұрын
Abeg!
@nataschalosper176029 күн бұрын
My thoughts exactly 💯
@vuyokazinkosi381726 күн бұрын
Please and red lipstick
@sandulelamjana26 күн бұрын
😊😂😂yazi asigrate once
@MsNandi00129 күн бұрын
jacob P Diddy Zuma 🤣🤣🤣 your narration is world class. I love it
@itsJustDia29 күн бұрын
Simz when I get fired how will I buy data???🤣🤣🤣🤣 azange ngihleke kanje🤣🤣🤣🤣 69 year old what???
@devrolll29 күн бұрын
😂😂I froze when you said P Diddy🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Ma_Khumalo29 күн бұрын
I've been waiting for you since early this morning because laba abanye angibezwa kahle😢
@NomondePatani-sv5bj29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂❤
@snowzondi869029 күн бұрын
cha impela nami angizwanga🤣🤣🤣🤣
@flowerlindz29 күн бұрын
I howled when you said Gwede Mantashe😂😂 and then you mentioned 😂avbob sanlam and i perished mntaka dad
@dndanga29 күн бұрын
I heard about this yesterday. I didn't realise it was happening in real time. I had never heard of her before that. What did she expect to happen when she was associating with a whole ancestor? What future? All that man has is a past. But you have to give that man props. He has game. Turned her all the way out and blew her underage back out. She didn't leave a relationship. It left her when it was done. It was an unbalanced equation. It sounded very preachy and gave church elder or first lady. Did we really need to hear all this? But we her online in laws are here for it.
@faithmnisi493829 күн бұрын
Online inlaws🤣🤣🤣
@KiTumetsi29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
@gofaonemotlogelwa492529 күн бұрын
Blowing an underage back is called p3d0philia my dear...NOT GAME.
@MbalenhleB29 күн бұрын
Never a dull day with you Simz😂😂😂 your a true story teller ❤
@ZamangweZwane29 күн бұрын
How much did they pay her ??? the timing is just crazy for me
@fifs4sa29 күн бұрын
Absolutely. She was definitely paid.
@jabulilenenzhelele217929 күн бұрын
She us not much of a big celeb to affect votes. And if you have been following her a while, I guess she decided to clear the air because of her new chapter in life and nathi we must not think she is cheating because she has a new man
@dust_za29 күн бұрын
Do you think she was paid for than she potentially wants the attention for herself?
“There was a 100 year age gap between them…” bahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@phutymaja830329 күн бұрын
Mpotse fela e whole society ya di pensioners 🤣🤣🤣
@juliatladi501329 күн бұрын
Ancient Dragons 😂🤣😂
@Kayb19327 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@namhlatasha26 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 ice boys
@TheTsikiWife29 күн бұрын
The timing. This is politically motivated though. 🤷 but anyway...👍
@thandocele294529 күн бұрын
My thoughts exactly hey...
@violetseeiso802529 күн бұрын
If the is one thing I learned from Diddy’saga is that we have to be careful with always assuming that people are after something when they express their pain especially as a woman!!
@judithmuna106822 күн бұрын
@@violetseeiso8025 bekathuleleni? Hayi suka
@judithmuna106822 күн бұрын
They really bore me these kids. They never learn nje, bored akahambe nentanga zakhe, leave like a lady quickly and quietly
@puseletsoish29 күн бұрын
"skin dropping from the body" yoh Simz ngeke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@namhlatasha26 күн бұрын
Imagine nje yhooo😂
@fezilemgcina106926 күн бұрын
“AmaPresident aseAfrica mabi yaz “😭😭😭😭✋🏾
@mashrohingya939728 күн бұрын
I can’t get how funny this video is🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Smz is the funniest human being I have ever come across 😂😂😂😂😂
@kikilee220329 күн бұрын
😩😭which future was he seeing vele 😂😂yooh simz can we be besties 😭🤣
@Pan_Bloom29 күн бұрын
yoh lmfao . . .that part of circle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@justkuhle985229 күн бұрын
"to thing about ama President ase Afrika mabi yazi" aybo Simphiwe😂😂😂
@maropengcandy742329 күн бұрын
No president has as much public scandals as Zuma. His sex life and love life always in the public 😅
@nonozi414729 күн бұрын
Not you calling ubaba P Diddy😂
@Peachcobler2228 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@YouTuber1111127 күн бұрын
The fruits of being an understanding girlfriend and dating a married man. 😭 That NDA was supposed to pay her to shut up, she’s not serious. Yoh I’d be living comfortably ke mna sana 🥲🤣
@Kayb19327 күн бұрын
Yoo I would be rich somewhere across the world
@mologadihazellegodi862629 күн бұрын
The circle part sent me😭😭😭😭🤣🤣
@ZandileNgubeni29 күн бұрын
Listening to Sims is my therapy, love how you narrate your stories 😂😅❤
@sithobelokuhleamy727025 күн бұрын
LaConco should date Burkina Faso's president. He is young and the right kind of daring ❤❤❤❤plus he is intelligent and powerful
@preciouss_duchess26 күн бұрын
The best storyteller ... ngaze ngahleka 🤣🤣🤣
@QueenP08109 күн бұрын
I really cant stop laughing. Wa re P Diddy??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Th circle part kept me in stitches. I watched this video many times...🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JeanetteMoseneke28 күн бұрын
Thank you Simz for clarity on this story & the jokes...o re "his skin was falling off his body" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@enhlemthembu124729 күн бұрын
86 9 year old😂😂😂😂 the math ain’t mathing 🤷🏿♀️
@jerminahmotsapi610128 күн бұрын
“ o bua ka bo Gwede Man* “ 😂😂😂😂mbore Simz yoooooooo
@MakaEnzoOfficial29 күн бұрын
Let me get this LaConco’s story. She was ok allowing a whole ancestor into her birthing equipment but she was ‘very respectful’ about asking imali from JZ? 😂😂😂😂she has something coming up angeke 😂. Let’s not forget she wanted her cast members to ‘Google’ her 😂😂😂😂. Women that allow their virgin daughter to attend umhlanga are grooming their own kids into unhealthy relationships.
@ziyandashozi790529 күн бұрын
Simz we love you mntase ❤️ your content is always on point… Much love sister ❤
@Ma_Khumalo29 күн бұрын
Ukhuluma kuzwakale, straight to the point and that's why she's my favorite❤
@juliatladi501329 күн бұрын
Simzzz😅😅"" obuwa kabo Gwede Mantashe that time""".... Naye bathong the Ancients Dragons felt her presence😂🤣😂
@peacelover276729 күн бұрын
The president of Burkina Fasoo is her age mate and is not ugly 🤣
@phuminkosi528329 күн бұрын
No matter how many times I might have heard a story, kodwa no one reports sgaxa's like Simz Right... I always look forward to watching and hearing your reports Simz ❤💯
@sifisosithole963127 күн бұрын
She can summarise shame, others took them 1 hour to tell this story
@stellastar6322 күн бұрын
Not 10043 years old 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂 Simz, you're the best! You would do so well in comedy ❤
@sylviamodise388729 күн бұрын
O bua ka bo Gwede Mantashe😂😂😂sizoboshwa Simz. ❤
@thebpod.307427 күн бұрын
Not Simz being such a goated entertainment reporter 🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭 all I did was laughing cos our sister guys🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
@janesekgota133427 күн бұрын
I had this story many a times and I thank God for raising her from the ashes.This is a lesson to all girls that parents have more knowledge and experience than us.She Lancoco was swepawy by what the old man told him and did not listen to her parents.One other thing was to ask herself,All the women that came before her,why did they live.It is indeed a long queen and all of them have been accused of something.Anyway she learnt the hard way.
@phumimlonzi873423 күн бұрын
Not the bodyguard of Beijing 😂
@nthabisengsehlabelo445329 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 Simz mara ke eng heh !!! I died when you mentioned the circle
@lihleboyce316429 күн бұрын
Kodwa usile mntase angekhe your intro kept me glued to this video😅
@khumalolungile97329 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 ubiza abomkhulu bethu ngeCircle😂
@msvee132027 күн бұрын
Just had surgery don’t know , why I opened this one now my pain is 10x from laughing 😂😂😂
@sinethembamajola592829 күн бұрын
His circle is who? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hayi Simphiwe
@nompumelelomphuthi292329 күн бұрын
Wasting her virginity for an old old old madala C's of fame..and then said she was not doing it for marriage but her choice 😢😢
@thandekancube321229 күн бұрын
Waisting her virginity 😮 heeeee confused
@user-yp8ri7tz5e29 күн бұрын
Cabanga ubutshitshi buhambile kanjalo njee yooo😭😭
@Mayahbo28 күн бұрын
😂😂
@cebilenkabinde149328 күн бұрын
That girl knew what she was doing but I ain't mad at her though 😅😅😅
@vuyokazinkosi381726 күн бұрын
Yhooo
@silindokuhlekubheka513728 күн бұрын
You have gained yourself a follower with this video. I laughed my lungs out😂😂😂
@flowerlindz29 күн бұрын
Her body is under construction?😂😂 Aowa bathong
@user-tx6ph6zb4s20 күн бұрын
Ow 😅 MG uvelaphi thiza ukuhleka kangaka She can't go down you made my night ..Skeem Sam ..everything you said it's entertaining excellent
@aviwegebuza937629 күн бұрын
I was waiting for this video. I knew I was going to get all the juice 😂😂😂
@slindilembhele542129 күн бұрын
The way I love the terms vinky vonko🤣🤣and the birth & wors equipment 🤣🤣🤣 I even repeated that part.
@DaughterOfZionLebo29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This was hilarious! You roasted our 'former' Simz😂
@Bokamoso_Kaisara29 күн бұрын
❤❤❤Because of Simz ke rata ditaba🤞 Love you Girl
@kgotatsothobejane676129 күн бұрын
His circle kebo Gwete Mantashe took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Babes_Womgosi29 күн бұрын
What a woman!! We love LaC
@sheilladovle496929 күн бұрын
Laconco wasted her virginity shame 😏
@lazolayani227126 күн бұрын
Not Pdiddy Zuma 🤣😂🤣😂😂bazoktshisa wena 😂😂😂😂
@olebogengojay596929 күн бұрын
Gwede Mantashe😭😭😭😭😭😭
@lmkleafintheforest399729 күн бұрын
Skin dropping yooooooo I'm done😅😅😅😂😂😂
@Unique2023-28 күн бұрын
New Subscriber here 👋🏾, you are hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂
@kagisotlatsana29 күн бұрын
Yoh Jacob ene bathung 💔💔💔💔
@thabilekhumalo-yn8hw29 күн бұрын
Eiy Simz kodwa!😂😂😂
@akanimaluleke221729 күн бұрын
Yeeer u killed me 😅😅😂 definitely following
@zandilenkosi112829 күн бұрын
🤣😂😂all the way. Bathong follow your sisterrrr!!! Ukilled me. She’s your age--she’s lived,uphilile😂🫣Simz uwrongo sana
@hoppykubs136828 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂Bona you just made me understand everything. I went to read whatever she wrote aaaah your version was better😂😂😂 You are funny
@AnnAdeva129 күн бұрын
Laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂 I am no longer eating while watching Simz 😂😂😂
@LoMula_1.129 күн бұрын
They can never make me hate you, ohhh I love you so Simz. You make me feel seen as a fellow crazy person❤
@simphiwemabelane17029 күн бұрын
😂😂😂, young galz and moola....LaC no isidima..
@ntombizd28 күн бұрын
Yhooo that mkhulu is something else😅😅😅
@nontobekomthabela123929 күн бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Simz wee Khuzeka i cant stop laughing
@vuyokazinkosi381726 күн бұрын
Ngeke ungaphili ujola nekhehla
@slindokuhletile948329 күн бұрын
“Under the jail”😂😂😂
@previous63329 күн бұрын
Yooh, you are good in narrating the story. You look good though ❤️❤️❤️
@aggiematlhadisha566629 күн бұрын
Mina I love simz, she is saying it as it is, love u girl
@Rhee_Fitness29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I’m in stitches “amapresidents wase Africa mabi”
@Kayb19327 күн бұрын
😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lazolayani227126 күн бұрын
Not virginity gang gang gang 😂😂😂😂ur lines
@GoldenLadyDJ19 күн бұрын
😅😅😅😅 lets do it.... i dont wana do it. Yhooo ngaze ngafa ukuhleka
@marthamolotsi64529 күн бұрын
Iyhoooo 😂😂😂is circle for me.....simz yhoooooo haiiiii mpolaye hape😂😂😂