He Pooped Himself - Cards Against Humanity

[@ericmcgill2562]

And when Sam I Am got his green eggs and ham he said, "damn that was pretty good fam"

[@bean_bttf3]

👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@jay0ebk]

This hit hard ngl

[@andrewk8209]

I swear, Anthony is the absolute best at Cards, even though he hardly wins, he does the best improv

[@protectwyd]

I’m gonna reply to your comment after 3 years to remind you that you made this comment.

[@jailbirdthecatyt3390]

@@protectwyd see I was going to congratulate you but you never commented 3 years ago soo no

[@gr4y_m4n]

The fact he said,"I will drink (piss)." is surprising.

[@MrTimebomb12]

I can't imagine Dr. Seuss writing "Damn, that's pretty good fam."

[@iboxhead2680]

would be funny though

[@angelangel_angel]

havent you read green eggs and ham?

[@threecheeseburrito]

"Damn, Sam I Am, that's some pretty good ham, fam."

[@breannamorice3749]

I could imagine him being a racist cheater either but...

[@cheesed-kun8445]

Breanna Morice couldn’t *

[@butter3643]

"at least you know shes not pregnant at that point" -insert pregnancy advertisement -

[@privatizitat815]

"Get pregnant, NOW"

[@opticchokeshot7146]

Anthony was right about the spelling of Ballsac lol. Sack is used for a sack of potatoes. Sac is used for living things.

[@ReneSkunk777MC]

he protecc he attacc but also my ballsac

[@entropy7999]

12:40 a kid at my school asked his roommate for lube and was given icy hot, and he didn't notice. ran outside naked screaming his balls were on fire and dipped em in the snow. was all over instagram for al of winter term

[@misterbones5981]

"one of the two genders" this man is amazing

[@timothyb.3533]

You can't just assume he is a man.

[@highijfhbb8048]

Drøgøn he was joking bud

[@nikki8237]

*I M T R R I G E R E D*

[@towndrunkard9322]

Drogon You're not very smart.

[@lilypaigeham]

@Drogon What brings you to that conclusion?

[@thatoneguy975]

"Lets just go with some o' dat sweet ham wallet" - JigBiggly 2017

[@elijahshells]

2:45 Max (using an old-timey voice filter): "🎵Touch My Jesuuuuuuus🎶" 😂

[@tarafoster1083]

When they were talking about period blood Kyros said “ at least she isn’t pregnant” and I kid you not an add popped up and the lady was pregnant and the first thing she said was “I’m pregnant” the irony of that was so hilarious 😭😂😂

[@phantomart4878]

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[@ellafrostfire]

I wonder if the EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERECTION! card comes from the song by NSP.

[@tsukinesis9797]

MissFrostFire probably

[@jomairelol2094]

That'd be awesome

[@Benizzor]

Most likely.

[@floridaman3241]

The most upsetting part of this video is knowing that every time I eat Chipotle an employee might have poopy pants

[@nmproductions1855]

I don't like boneless pizza. I like boning pizza

[@gamesfan290]

how do you- nevermind, I don't wanna know!

[@cheesed-kun8445]

Games Fan you roll it up and use it like a fleshlight

[@teelafire5468]

Comrade Schitkundt straight out the oven right?

[@cheesed-kun8445]

TeelaFire Gaming hell yeah

[@teelafire5468]

Comrade Schitkundt alright broder

[@Scorpionoxide]

"I wish someone had that face card" *makes Lenny face irl*

[@bobtheblob1668]

panda, wildcack and kryoz are the funniest fucking mofos ever

[@Kryoz]

mostly kryoz tho

[@iboxhead2680]

Kryoz its funny to see Wildcat and Panda rage

[@bmo8665]

Kryoz shameless plug

[@GiGerbiili]

mrsark too but mostly kryos

[@saltedapplesticks2380]

I used to fall asleep on the public bus and my legs would fall asleep but one day my left cooch lip fell asleep and i started crying.

[@justinsnider2587]

The Anthony story had me crying 😂

[@Maxmov]

I just tripped balls finding that "Subscribe to Me" background when I paused....

[@betaCarrotYT]

He can sense you.

[@jazzmcdurf659]

I just saw a commercial of this kid talking about bike tricks and stuff. He said "we all have something special inside, we just have to milk it"...

[@D3cimalYT]

So on mobile every time you bring up the pause/skip thing. You can see "Subscribe To Me" in the background.

[@VelveteenVermilion]

D.ecimal oh my god.

[@kennykenny976]

Not for me...

[@Blackholebirb]

You mean you can't see that normally??

[@snowbox6625]

11:42 It only happens 87 times a day

[@privatizitat815]

Please hold your applause

[@mikejohnson-oe8fc]

This video keeps me up at night the dude never eats the ham he only eats the eggs and keeps claiming he likes green eggs and ham even though he did not eat the ham

[@akaneonfox]

11:02 Such a satisfying thing to say to a certain people you know.

[@acjlkwinchester608]

I love cards against humanity especially when it's with smiiseveny, kyrozgayman, small boy, obese panda, and flatulent hispanic!

[@christopherturner8799]

Can I get an UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHMMMMM *B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A*

[@thewitepheonix3149]

CrazeeBoi Turner REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@ATYeeT]

HI WELCOME TO DA BRED BANCC. WE GOT BREDD WE GOT LOAFZ TOAST E D R O A S T E D. STFU I JUS NEED A B A G U E T T E AND A BRIDIOCH

[@gabeaburto5975]

There are only 2 🅱enders.

[@gamesfan290]

TF is a "Bender"? sounds like a job

[@clumlsys9447]

r/woosh

[@gamesfan290]

@@clumlsys9447 you do realize that I was joking, right?

[@pinkkniife]

Long ago the 4 nations lived together in harmony... THEN the fire nation attacked

[@privatizitat815]

There are 4.

[@imankhalismohdfadliadha6392]

0:15 sounded like morgan freeman lol

[@Smooth.Operator.]

I see that "Subscribe To Me" lettering. You've earned yourself a subscriber!

[@alexlanter9928]

that moment when it's actually come one.. 12:00 also 2 liter machine Broke

[@mlemer4839]

GORDAN FREEDMAN IN THE BEGINNING

[@dashreid3294]

If you did this on purpose, nice way to catch my eye, but it’s Morgan Freeman 🤣

[@refTK]

“Nothing feels better than maple syrup on a hot summer day” is probably single most Canadian thing one could possibly say ay?

[@t.thomas8919]

Now that is one way to steal a win there. Nice. Good plays all the way.

[@lamshae6070]

To this day I still believe that if Smii7y and Jayy and a few others tried as hard as they could that they could defeat some of the Faze clan

[@stevenhudes3833]

i was zoned out but then at 11:23 max says "r u fucking adults or children"... i was confused

[@Alexis-si2tk]

Lol "I would hate to be allergic to boneless pizza." Too bad that I am.

[@ed-egames]

I almost died at 8:28 so funny

[@nickrag1608]

That NSP reference tho ;)

[@trevinoverton3073]

DANNY SEXBANG IS MY FATHER

[@coogs1163]

Honey Badger I was hoping someone realised

[@fruitgutzz]

11:43 kinda upset that they realize the fourth card was from ninja sex party

[@naikosei1585]

BoDeBoOp

[@samanthagiraffe3088]

this has intense april and andy (parks and rec) energy and it is very unnerving

[@samanthagiraffe3088]

actually i correct myself its like if april ended up with a mixture of ron and andy

[@cybear00]

12:18👍🤣

[@williamtyrrell794]

i got my first nose bleed laughing at this

[@ElectrikGFX]

2 liter machine broke...

[@umshaws]

"Dam that was pretty good fam"

[@jillo8153]

Jiggly’s laugh is the best

[@FeatherFighter]

Thank you for making these funny videos even tho they dont bring ya any money.

[@icebane8699]

Mom said it’s my turn on the gender

[@coraline8970]

Of course the Canadian chose the maple syrup card.

[@gabe_gob]

your outro is 1000% better than it was before

[@ya_boi1586]

Oh man, Gassy is in this? Hell yea.

[@alexadewolf3925]

the pacer test sucks

[@sirretardedtheeagle9067]

its easy

[@RandomGerman8008]

The pacer test gets better after you hear the signal. Boo Dee Boop!!

[@JulianKostuik]

rose wolf It does. In my school it’s used as “Standardized Testing” and it’s ridiculous. It’s called in my school “The Fitness Test” we do it every other month.

[@Chernab0.g]

Is it bad that I like the pacer test

[@taylortherrien7144]

bamboomusik same my school does grades 3-5 one month then grades 6-8 the next and repeat and I’m grade 8 so we do it every other month and we call it.....”The Beep Test” bodeboop

[@ReonDelirious]

I like how the password to there game was chuck XD

[@MylittleponyMale123]

Also Jiggly is freakin hilarious START PICKING HIS CARDS lmao

[@labcoat1_1]

Your outro song is 🔥🔥

[@ienvyy645]

how are you playing cards against humanity on pc?

[@ryanwharton4768]

Lol 4:30

[@fred2796]

I'm happy and impressed you're playing with gassy, you've made it even more than with s7 my dude

[@RCHC92]

Got An Ad For A Mormon Group Watching This Lmao

[@panickyk2300]

Gassymexican's voice would be so good for a narrator 0:15

[@missta3005]

song at the end lowky bumpin dam 💯

[@elementalanomaly8889]

11:23 that's a weird way to pronounce mini max

[@THEFOXTRAPEXE]

1:05 my favorite word

[@mmmuted]

holy shit, id love to see the cardcasts used here haha

[@GabeSweeney]

i like the subliminal subscribe to me faded in the background

[@XXpettywigginsXX]

Shout out to Letterkenny

[@Astral_Incarnate]

Nobody got the NSP reference. Rip Dan

[@napdragon2499]

title: child friendly first 10 seconds: *cussfest*

[@TheAtomExperiment]

"Im a big boy" -Gassy Mexican

[@maxc7822]

I laughed so hard at Anthony's story. I fucking cried

[@Zealot-Killer]

which song is kryoz' s outro song from gravyy

[@oinkoink7346]

Boomin

[@tekaka1818]

the fucking outro song is the first wap i like :)

[@bigboikahuna6683]

Tekaka18 it’s by Yung Gravy and bbno$, but I can’t seem to remember what it is 😭😭

[@AizakkuAdoman]

i like how max gm sounds like markiplier

[@familiamamica7479]

Can I get a uhhh "insert normie meme"

[@flymoolahman2763]

2:45 hahahahahaha

[@brcruse]

I love golden girls lol

[@tranqs8176]

chuck

[@maxscott3349]

out the butt

[@Kopski16]

GassyMexican sounds like Morgan Freeman

[@oliverlohrer3681]

12:18 Hey Stop that

[@argosegaming9079]

Is that morgan freedman?

[@depresespres4214]

It says "subscribe to me" in the back ground. You can't see it, but it's there.

[@AsaHabibion]

No notifications but just have no life squad... oh.. one person isn't a squad..

[@monarch5655]

LETS GET PISSICLE,PISSICLLLEEE!!!

[@HaLLiEB85]

I’m a burn victim , I would laugh the absolute fucking most in my life at that card if it was in my deck at home . Fuck, I would play it myself lol .

[@reader111089]

I guess we know the cause of that E Coli outbreak in Chipotle's now...

[@reddeath5791]

I don’t know if I regret watching this video or not

[@Nico-wm5ys]

everybody's advertising to subscribe to you, albeit in a mocking manner, so why don't you have more subs? 😕

[@mthyk]

every time i get an ad on ur vids that's longer than 2 minutes i pull up another one of your vids on a second tab, mute the first tab, and let the ad revenue do its work.

[@acebugscaptain]

Ok so at the beginning I thought they had Morgan Freeman narration but it was gassymexican lmao

[@theEduardo9800]

Can I get a uhhh boneless pizza?

[@messedupmufasa3996]

Getting that Ad-revenue up boyyos 2 ads watched my mang on dis video.

[@foxze9098]

Funny af 😂

[@adrianalcozar4695]

0:15 to 0:17 he fucking turns into Morgan Freeman

[@nutshooter12]

i gotta say, when you do actually shit yourself at work, especially when your job is a physical one, there arnt many ways to try and explain why u just shat yourself, u just over exerted yourself, by trying to push a fart out that u should of waited for, lol ... yes i did shart myself, wasnt alot, but i still did

[@comingforyou5681]

"Alright R jelly"

[@Chernab0.g]

Is it bad that I liked the pacer test

[@iampig0125]

How is comments on

[@rorykeeling6153]

Do anyone else see the subscribe to me in the background????

[@fireiceaxb673]

All right... Hold on... Here it comes... Waiiiit... Aaand... *Exhales* B O D E B O O P Got it :)