HE STOLE MY DOG! - Minecraft with OfflineTV & Friends

you can never have too many temmies.
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[@mr-mr-101]

The best part of the election was that Micheal voted for himself as mayor. Lily came in third in a two person race lmao.

[@spoonheights]

More like she tied for third in a three person race.

[@synapse5796]

And you came last in original jokes.

[@spoonheights]

@@synapse5796 thx bb luv u too

[@addamazeing]

@@spoonheights Michael got 1 vote, Lily got 0 votes

[@jedidiahs.3047]

@@spoonheights nah this isn’t funny

[@pi7227]

"Don't die!" *immediately jumps off of a building*

[@JavonTaylorFan]

LMAO😂🤣😂🤣

[@xirfall]

Bruh

[@hanre1169]

she almost died, but she didn't die :)

[@Planktonium]

@@FowlorTheRooster1990 we didn't ask for you to tell an excerpt of your 300 page novel

[@Skye_Issue]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bH7GXoeeoZaeirM

[@TheStickmahn]

Lily: I HAVE TO KILL THE TURTLE AAAA Michael: *nods in approval*

[@Proger-sj8cj]

Lily is becoming Michael slowly

[@doobi6204]

oof someone beat me

[@Skye_Issue]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bH7GXoeeoZaeirM

[@kanao8331]

9:59 *temmie casually walks while sitting down*

[@vixo4369]

i was watching at lilys background trying to understand this and now i realize 💀

[@KE29146]

10/10 realistic dog behavior: butt scooching.

[@thatrandomfander6425]

Hmmmmmm

[@fuckingsebastian2714]

I died when I saw that

[@hansmcmail1405]

He Zooommmmed

[@derickiam9958]

Yozu:steals temmie3, escapes the court, and doesn’t pay Sykkuno for being his lawyer Toast: he seems guilty yozu: *dies Toast: understandable, have a nice day.

[@SaikuriNns]

Eyyy I'm your 1k like

[@risingiguana5408]

i love how toast becomes a dictator the second he gets elected

[@Totasfunnynumber]

Yes I saw that

[@alexbeltran6668]

Was that on his stream?

[@yuranamo]

6:11 That was the first time I’ve ever heard Lily genuinely scream out of fear

[@eghiezenmarasigan7760]

Then watch her phasmophobia vid

[@kenchien4486]

LMAO

[@sinnoh_kojima]

I love how Confident Sykkuno was when being a lawyer. The “Yozu I got this” part really got me.

[@slimshertay4285]

5:57 Michael has just reached *Sneak 100*

[@hermitfan_363]

imagine if he walks in turtle killing clip

[@julierivera327]

Lily: "you hear a buzzing right next to your ear.." Me: its actually mykull with a taser...

[@sophiaphan777]

when I leave Lily’s stream playing in the background and she screams I just scream with her. It’s kinda calming ngl 😌

[@sofia5741]

Per

[@Luc1frfr]

_purrrrrr_

[@Tony-do6np]

REEEEEEEE

[@yanuwwuu]

Sometimes you gotta let the Demon out sometimes

[@sealdew5348]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH AJXHAJDJS

[@ezze_pz]

" No one voted for me, but it doesn't matter " " I should have never tried to climb the ladder.. "

[@Skye_Issue]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bH7GXoeeoZaeirM

[@胖胖两父子]

@@Skye_Issue dont click it

[@doobi6204]

"i would have to kill the turtle now" michael would be proud

[@samuel123g]

She didn't put in that Michael voted for himself and he wasn't even in the race

[@egthatyoutubes8094]

9:58 did Temmie9 just walk while sitting

[@KE29146]

It's a butt scooch!

[@Vexy93]

That's something dogs do in real life

[@MultiWizard101fan]

Vroom vroom

[@egthatyoutubes8094]

@@Vexy93 but how in minecraft lmao

[@nielsenchua107]

Hehe do go brrrrr

[@turtle_clone5566]

Steal my dog, I steal everything you have

[@Poop-1234]

I stole your dog

[@duck-ss6pt]

@@Poop-1234 i stole your bone marrow

[@crossmane]

lemon_squee I stole ur lemon

[@malpurposes]

Haydan Tran I stole your Piplup:)

[@franzsetiawan1528]

i stole ur mom...

[@samuelferraz8769]

Why did I just hear micheal going "OH MY GOD I HAVE A QUIRCKY GAMER GIRLFRIEND WHO ALSO KILLS TURTLES, OH MY GOD I'M SO LUCKY"

[@riccardocarretta3308]

Lily: I have to kill the turtle now Michael (with Palpatine's voice): *DO IT*

[@LordBloodraven]

As the votes were being read, Lily should've interrupted with: "I know I will get no justice here, so I will let the Gods decide my fate... I demand a Trial by Combat."

[@codebreaker2814]

as someone who suffer from melissophobia (bee phobia), the intro was terrifying.

[@jonathank6880]

Your scared of bees? But y?

[@jonathank6880]

Im an apiarist (bee keeper) and its not all that bad

[@huuvannguyen4656]

Jonathan Kacheris they have a fear for bees, it’s a phobia, it can be caused by many factors including genes, past experiences or things like that, people who have a phobia (fear) for something can’t help being scared of their fear

[@pandaguzman664]

3:32 Michael would be so proud

[@xds4102]

“Dont die” Lily: are you challenging my depression and anxiety?

[@shrub2071]

Responding to the first clip, one time i was trying to get a REALLY rare item in some game, and your stream was alt-tabbed in the background. Turns out you were playing Valorant, and... you screamed. A lot.

[@dlonra16]

the cutest thumbnail T_T

[@romelynjoloan7609]

i agreed

[@morningcoffeecat2271]

Lily has best thumbnails 😸

[@fernandoveiga1848]

"the bees are eating your flesh" Me: dinner time with the boys

[@jacksonplumstead2629]

I literally do this while I'm working on college. I just need to hear people talking to stay productive. I think its because that's how it was while I was serving in the army. I just need that background noise. Screaming or not lmao

[@jasonirwin4631]

Kind of tge same here the talking helps me focus probably a mix of adhd and barracks life.

[@skullhead2327]

When Michael scared lily it was both funny and amazing just because he was stealthy and very quiet to sneak on her

[@Ogrenap]

6:11 is where you look at your screen for the first time after starting the podcast

[@shido6806]

Michael must be proud to know that lily murdered a turtle

[@insertname7482]

3:32 starting to see some resemblance of Micheal

[@awdhbq2036]

9:45 techno loves this word

[@g.j.9515]

love how as soon as Lily says "if the state wont help me i will help myself" Sykkuno says "Lily you should just sic your dogs on him" thats one hell of a lawyer/witness/jury/ready accomplice

[@maggiegalatianou]

Lily's the cuttest and truest streamer I've watched

[@talancorwell]

Tbh half the reason I liking having Lily on in the background is because of the screaming. I'm just working on my hw when I hear "AHHGHHGGHHH!!!!" out of nowhere, it's hilarious

[@joseph_c5914]

Does anyone remember toast asking to clone temmie.Well it happened in sprite

[@eddiekarira9938]

Michael: Isn't in the thumbnail Everyone: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[@IZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR]

"I've got to tell the whole truth, or in this case, the hole truth."

[@voltifer5267]

Lily to toast: YOU ARE THE BEST Michael: hold up

[@flexflame2441]

Lily:your the best I'll remember this Lily a few minutes later: *runs a campaign against toast*

[@ilyassebenammi7921]

When are you guys updating to 1.16, if you are here are some tips: Go to floor 13 and mine just like you mine for diamonds, you'll find ancient debris, smelt it for netherite scrap, use the scraps and some gold to craft a netherite ingot, craft a smithing table, you piece of armor or your tool in the first slot, your ingot in the second and boom, you got the strongest armor in the game (stronger than diamond) Right click those mobs that make pig noises with a gold ingot to get a random trade(including the new soul speed enchantment which gives you speed... On soul sand) Bastions got some really cool loot in them (don't open chests in front of the other dudes in the bastions or they'll attack you) There are some Cool blocks that do nothing, but they look cool You can now get wood in the nether, and there are some blocks there that you can use instead of cobblestone

[@Joel-eu8fh]

Just thought to tell you, they no longer play minecraft anymore

[@ilyassebenammi7921]

@@Joel-eu8fh you never know when they might come back to it

[@swiss6542]

Lily: Posts Everyone: to the comments we go.

[@Seiun-Koko]

God, I wish I could go back to when I was new to Minecraft. So many experiences I could relive now. I love seeing people unaware of things that are literally second nature to me now, I hope they all love the game as much as I do.

[@breadmold3545]

"now I have to kill the friggin turtle" mykull, "Im so proud"

[@kzthemesaiah]

Lily - I never die Lily 5 seconds later after jumping off a building - I forgot to press space the second time

[@eskimoogabe9333]

9:58 Temmie9 just walk while sitting

[@getnaenaed8063]

I just found you and i’m already enjoying it (i subbed)

[@notplay1006]

Lily: I have to kill the turtle Mykull: *Approves*

[@technovore_4277]

She said "i have a dog army" when she has 7 dogs I imagine she looks at technoblades dog army and is like "WHAT THE FUCK"

[@snowy5351]

Lily seeing a dog reverts to single word sentences xD

[@ojvergara9893]

"no she has 4 snowmen" "Oh my god what is wrong with her" Still gets me every time

[@quack25]

I was actually listening to this video as I cleaned my room lol

[@woableattack2990]

That escalated so fast from "imma get a dog and name it Temmie" to batshit crazy cat lady. But with dogs somehow.

[@andresroastersmaysan6555]

0:40 when you play AI dungeon but has a lilypichu voice feature

[@thefilipinogamertfg]

dang, I hope the developers of that game make an Easter egg out of that

[@sushi4022]

A wise mercenary once said. "Whenever the number four is brought up, misfortune befalls a person."

[@CrazyWS]

9:58 That dog be zoom'n got an ich on his butt

[@mrme1352]

OMG

[@intrsv]

i'm studying for mid-terms right now and i had lilies videos as background sound and i heard her talking about how people use her videos as background sound xD and dont worry like the screams once in a while it makes it fun

[@porkywharf.388]

3:31. Michael Approves.

[@alexisoneil7695]

I’ve seen this video from three different povs and it always makes me laugh

[@leeyijie3887]

same this whole dog stealing thing is so freaking hilarious

[@B1gHurt13]

Lily is the real victim of the episode tho. She had her dog kidnapped, was forced to go through an extremely corrupt trail that ended with zero justice, and finally was left with zero votes after running for office. Rip

[@lmaogoshi]

Lily clicked her mouse with the strength of 1000 huge buff men to kill that turtle

[@zxvswhmwh]

Lily: close your eyes chat Chat: okay my eyes are closed IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

[@Tha1Voda]

nah fr like i was watching the drinking stream and you guys where yelling but i still fell asleep so fast i gotta rewatch it doe

[@MegMoog]

2:00 *wait, that's illegal*

[@just_pluto_]

WHATAFUK

[@nontoxiccolors]

I was scrolling as soon as I saw it to see if anyone would notice xD

[@Maoizi]

Lily: "I'm gonna breed a bunch of dogs and make a dog army!" Technoblade: "Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!"

[@emmajay8593]

Lilys *mediation* was nice and comfy 👌

[@mr.cha0s614]

ngl i could feel the bees crawling on me

[@marksamuelnantes4072]

I love your CHIBI THUMBNAILS!!!!! ITS SO CUTE I LOVE LILY PICHUU

[@w00tyd00d]

Temmie2 and Temmie4 "multiply" to get Temmie8 lol n1 Lily ;)

[@CallMeVidd]

“I never die” *proceeds to fall off a building*

[@siddharthdas4735]

1:05 Stop! *FOR GOD'S SAKE LILY STOP!!*

[@dannychaos6006]

I love how when Michael joined, Lily's vids slowly just turned from Lily and friends too Lily and Michael

[@williambeldamlkke8054]

Lily's POV is the only view where you can see yozu throw the ender pearl.

[@nug9g]

we gonna ignore the fact lily inbred all her dogs

[@Augie64]

Yes

[@catkingwumpus1370]

Not only does Lily have a dog army, a small one, but she also has said blood for the blood god.

[@sulfur6545]

Haven’t watched yet but know it’s gonna be great:)

[@xds4102]

*lily kills turtle* Mykull: seems like test subject number 1 is improving.

[@jamesyates4836]

It’s weird how people giving tips but don’t know what they’re talking about lmao. Doesn’t matter how fast you go with dogs they teleport

[@pinehug]

It is possible for dogs to be left behind, even if they aren't sitting down. Pretty sure it is a bug. Maybe you don't know what you are talking about?

[@moo3oo3oo3]

Traveling too fast may unload the chunk the dogs are on

[@jamesyates4836]

Alexander Enryd the only way to be left behind is if she flew. Not by running especially the way she runs

[@jamesyates4836]

moo3oo3oo3 DaKow if shes flying

[@jamesyates4836]

Quarter yeah that’s really the only possible way. Or through portals

[@keiju7588]

*lillypichu kills a turtle* micheal: I'm so proud of you lily

[@SuperAlphaKirby]

I'm here sitting and worried about all the incest.......

[@jacobvandekrol7478]

i’ve watched enough of lily pichu that i don’t get scared of her screams

[@natashajackson44]

WHO STOLE YOUR DOG I WILL COME FOR DEM!

[@smh5119]

Dogs attack turtles Mykull:you have come to the dark side

[@darraghnolan7396]

This is gonna be buried so I want everyone that sees this to recomment it on her minecraft videos. If you have a pet cat it will sleep on you in minecraft. For those who are kind enough to repeat this so lily see it, please make sure you acknowledge me in some way, i dont really care if you dont but it would be njce to be acknowledged.

[@celeslondon4698]

Another episode of my favourite anime, Boku no Offline Minecraft

[@justinjerome608]

All I know while commenting this the video starts at 0:00

[@ceemain6390]

That meditation exercise hits different when you've got pins and needles in your foot

[@shadymp1905]

9:58 temmie9 does a butt scooch

[@benjaminli188]

3:07 When parents hear that they're going to be grandparents

[@Green_Magic3226]

Who else is here from when she entered the simp war and tried to defend pokimane

[@JayHog1992]

"That recommendation would never happen for meditation." I use this video as background noise the same way as leaving a comedy show going on. If something funny happens, I even alt tab back to the video and check.

[@elemental8645]

Hi

[@derickiam9958]

Hi

[@zeldadocumentary4628]

Hi

[@louisb7419]

Heyo :)

[@davi8248]

Hi

[@alper5966]

Hi

[@mr.toucan1706]

someone: *steals lily's dog* every tier 3 sub: *menacing*

[@owocomfychan9961]

6:10 Omg XDDDDDDD I cant I am dying omg XDDD I love this plzzz clip thissssss OMG XDDDDD

[@nickcrouton1927]

I had a panic attack when Michael walked in because I thought someone opened the door to my garage at 2:00 AM

[@derekq8790]

Lily following in Michaels footsteps killing those turtles

[@k1_cosplays517]

ID love to see this animated cause the thumb nail is super cute

[@playerdreamer181]

How to turn a minecraft game onto Phoenix Wright * Hammer is slammed by toast * Toast: "Order in the court, the trial for lily's stolen dog begins." Toast: "Mr. Sykkuno is this your first trial?" Sykkuno: "Yes your Honor" Toast: "Well its gonna be real hard from here on out, good luck" Toast: "Mr. Michael, you are alredy very experienced as a prosecutor, don't be so harsh to sykkuno" Michael: "That's not how it works, he gonna end up with Nightmares..." * Victim goes to the stand * Toast: "Please Ms. lily, start your testimony" Lily (Victim): "ok your honor." *Witness Testimony* Lily: "ok so i gone into a search for a dog in a black wood forest." Lily: "I found 2 dogs and feed them with chickens" Lily: "They made puppies and i brought them to my house" Lily: "counting all the puppies i have temmie 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9" Lily: "but then t3mmie gone missing and michael came to help me" Lily: "Michael found the hole yozu buried my dog!" Lily: "He has to be guilty" Toast: "Hmmm, very good testimony i see" Toast: "Ok Sykkuno, you may start the cross examination." *Cross Examination* - Lily: "ok so i gone into a search for a dog in a black wood forest." Sykkuno: "HOLD IT!" Sykkuno: "Why did you want a dog in the first place" Michael: "OBJECTION!" Michael: "Oh please, don't be stupid, we all know lily and her love for pets, its obvious that she wanted to get a temmie for this world, i know you are new but please don't be such an amateur..." - Lily: "I found 2 dogs and feed them with chickens" Sykkuno: "HOLD IT!" Sykkuno: "If you knew they would have puppies in the first place, why would you feed them so far away from our house?" Michael: "OBJECTION!" Michael: "Sykkuno you know that lily forgets things very often, and its obvious that she forgot about this and ended up with a lot of puppies, let's continue the trial." - Lily: "They made puppies and i brought them to my house" Sykkuno: "HOLD IT!" Sykkuno: "how could you fit so many puppies into your house, there where at least 9 of them, is there really enough space to this exaggeration?" Michael: "OBJECTION!" Michael: "you see Sykkuno, i am lilys boyfriend, and if there was no space to the puppies i would made a house to them, and that's why lily got so many puppies. - Lily: "counting all the puppies i have temmie 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9" Sykkuno: "HOLD IT!" Sykkuno: "Why so much of them?" Michael: "OBJECTION!" Michael: "Can't you let lily happy with she's dogs?" Sykkuno: "N-No i, i didn't meant to say it like this." Michael: "But you said, now let's go on with the trial" - Lily: "but then t3mmie gone missing and michael came to help me" Sykkuno: "HOLD IT!" Sykkuno: "when exacly did she gone missing?" Lily: "night of the day i found them, i was doing somethings outside my house and suddenly she desapeared" Sykkuno (Thinking): "Hmm, if the dog gone missing when she wasn't there, and the house was locked... there can only be one person that did this!" - Lily: "Michael found the hole yozu buried my dog!" Sykkuno: "HOLD IT!" Sykkuno: "how are you so certain that was yozu that buried your dog?" Lily: "Because we found him behind yozu's house." - Lily: "He has to be guilty!" Sykkuno: "OBJECTION!" Sykkuno: "lily, if i am correct your dog gone missing while your house was still locked, and michael was the one to find the whole t3mmie was buried, yes?" Lily: "Yes, why you ask?" Sykkuno: "There is a clear contradiction here, i can prove not only that yozu wasn't the one who stole your dog, BUT I CAN PROVE THAT MICHAEL WAS THE ONE THAT DONE IT!" * the crowd starts talking * Toast: "ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!" Toast: "How can you do that sykkuno?" Michael: "Yeah sykkuno, can you please explain?" Sykkuno: "if lily let she's house locked while she done thigns outside, there are only 2 people that could have done this" Sykkuno: "Lily herself, AND YOU MICHAEL! YOU 2 ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT HAVE THE KEY!" Sykkuno: "AND THAT ALSO EXPLAINS HOW YOU FOUND THE WHOLE SO QUICKLY, WHILE LILY DIDN"T EVEN THINK ABOUT DIGGING!" Michael: "NGHR! But... But how do you explain the whole being behind yozu's house!!!" Sykkuno: "Its simple!" Sykkuno: "Yozu just yesterday gave 2 diamonds to lily, and you being her boyfriend got so jealous that wanted to get revenge by incriminating him of stealing lily's dog!" Michael: "No.... NO THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, HOW COULD I BE SO FOOLISH!!!!!" Michael: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" * Michael falls into the ground* * Toast slams his hammer * Toast: "I see no reason to longer proceed with this trial." Toast: "The court sees the victim Yozu, *Not Guilty*" * End of the trial * Toast: "i gotta say Sykkuno, pretty good for a first trial, you have a lot of future going on for you" Sykkuno: "Thanks your honor." Michael: "Sorry lily... i got so jealous that i wanted to get all your atention, but i did this in the wrong way..." Lily: "Don't be silly, you will always be my favorite crackhead" * Lily hugs michael * Valkyrae: "i see that you got to save Yozu, great work Sykkuno" Sykkuno: "Thank you rae, but i would never have turned into this lawyer without you." Valkyrae: "oh i am sure you would get it sometime, let's go somewhere, i will pay a dinner to celebrate for today" And everybody gone to eat as friends again, while t3mmie slept in lily's house with the other 8 temmies. END OF THE HISTORY. i know this is just a comment section but i could not resist to do this, i know that nobody is gonna read this but, thank you anyway. Cyall in another day, Stay comfy

[@Totasfunnynumber]

Toast immediately becoming a dictator was funny

[@momoshinigami]

I really love this minecraft episodes with bunch of friends

[@ivo7]

‘I have to kill the turtle now’ And that’s where Michael knew she was the one

[@mochizokiinami142]

I loved watching your minecraft series I had neck pain yesterday