He used to be famous. Now he's in prison

[@galexeqe]

Daphne may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but you can't fault her loyalty

[@UnicornTears12]

Loyal like a puppy but half as smart.

[@inminteaunuicopil]

Yes but you can fault her for the life insurance scheme they both put together

[@derpy7321]

@@inminteaunuicopil i mean he said that the cartel is after him and honestly i wont try to mess with them

[@louisboafobosompem4789]

People do crazy things when they’re in love

[@junglekutz5625]

@@inminteaunuicopil😂😂😂 folk will conveniently put things together when it can serve them.

[@christianporter3638]

He should've just filed for bankruptcy. People make things WAY too complicated

[@mythman700]

but this guy made it a little too complicated

[@REESESLOVER1414]

I DECLARE…….. BANKRUPTCY!! -Michael Scott

[@cyoohoos]

Or maybe just stayed in the USA and not applied for the passport?

[@MattMorganJP]

He was a gravy seal...

[@vender68]

you can do bankruptcy 7x and people with still view you as savvy businessman hahaha

[@jerrylong1079]

I once had mad cow disease, I was miraculously cured by my divorce lawyer.

[@kellibrenneke2253]

😂😂😂

[@Isitmorningalready2]

😂😂😂😂😂 glad u were cured 😂😂😂

[@jerrylong1079]

@@TruthSlays, you know how in the beginning they start out as a cute cuddly calf then you give her that nose ring & a bail of hay, she then slowly stops giving milk & starts hanging out with the bull next door.

[@gonemewinq]

i dont get it can someone explain

[@matengaelia5306]

@@gonemewinq u are a kid then

[@Shcoolu2]

Nobody talking about how Daphne is a real one. She was with everything he dished out.

[@ResseDfa]

A real stupid one

[@samoneed1]

They don't make em like that anymore 😂😂

[@lowkeylokii4205]

Yes because only someone that dumb would be with that guy

[@junglekutz5625]

😂😂😂 if that is being real. Please define stupidity…….

[@Oswvalale]

@@junglekutz5625lol

[@francisugboko]

I don't know whether Daphne is just too loyal or very gullible. 😂😂

[@AverageYoutubeEnthusiast]

I think some people will believe stuff because it's convenient to do so wich is often why imo people have cognitive dissonance most of the time

[@adb_500]

She isn't even blonde

[@venerandoalamaresjr.8910]

@@adb_500But she’s in Florida so…

[@deconstructing7307]

Seems like a codependent falling for a narcissist.

[@UnicornTears12]

She dumb. She reeeeaaal dumb.

[@4RILDIGITAL]

The way he built the web of lies throughout is baffling. The damage caused not just financially, but emotionally to those around him is truly shocking.

[@Dingor-v1x]

I can't believe that "I'm secret agent, and I need ur number asap!" pickup line actually worked!

[@Bodysurfing_Uzi]

@@Dingor-v1x 🚿

[@Raptorrena]

Love the Ezio profile picture.

[@Skull_201]

​@@getready6323gods not real

[@Dingor-v1x]

@@Raptorrena thx

[@Air_Quake]

Worked for Barney Stinson

[@ZonnexNecton]

He should have stayed in the cabin.

[@Trashedtoast]

fr! Thats all that he had to do

[@Godspeed7-ss3iv]

Ong😂 Like why leave

[@billytringuyen1]

probably wants to go oversea vacation, that why he need the passport

[@AbyxsDragon]

If stupidity was a crime she would a gotten a lifetime sentence

[@sahramoge7208]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@vahele9248]

nah she wouldve gotten the chair

[@junglekutz5625]

@@ASIANKID_DAOG12hence why this thread exist. As being loyal to any and everyone obviously doesn’t make much sense.

[@edcipriani8873]

what do you expect, they live in Floriduh!

[@kauaicouple]

Jose: "Im dying''" Daphne: "is it serious?" Jose: "Well ....No.."

[@MacCrunch]

A perfect example of deceit corrupting a person's reality. Greed and lies can complicate even the simplest of lives.

[@JohnSmith-ef2rn]

He might have gotten away with it if he didn't apply for a passport

[@johnluke1620]

What meddling kids?

[@DelfiDariel]

I love the FOINE

[@Youtubewatcher54321]

I was about to say that, you beat me to it!

[@Isitmorningalready2]

Each and every time 😂😂

[@shameikasmith2910]

YESSSSSSS😂😂😂

[@sandraandrews9907]

And "UNTIL". 😊

[@DelfiDariel]

@@sandraandrews9907 We all know Its about to go down when he says uuuuuntil

[@That_Guy2122]

Who needs the news when you’ve got Ray?

[@CarlosGaitan-zn3qi]

For real.

[@galaxyt6129]

dopamine

[@CocoShorts711]

@@galaxyt6129I know

[@stanurena3129]

UNTIL.. you need local news

[@aangzl112s]

@@stanurena3129eeh, i don’t even watch or read the local news :D

[@AkamPrince]

The way bro was saying top secret military was fun

[@cxireen2193]

That doctor in Columbia has probably made the smartest decision in Ray William's stories.

[@silverr362idk]

Bro I thought Circle K was a gas station 💀💀

[@MaryamArshak]

It’s like a 7-11 but no gas thing

[@crimsonfirelily]

​@@MaryamArshak nah ours has gas ⛽️! ✌️

[@endrathecelestial7342]

My Circle K has gas too.

[@Windows11Official]

​@@crimsonfirelilyMine is a convenient store 💀

[@kanetoews7747]

The circle k by me is definitely a gas station

[@BubacarrDibba-hq2rj]

Seriously mad cow disease couldn't he have come with with a better lie like he had cancer or something 😂

[@zachfinemusic]

0:55 you came here for this.

[@AbhishekKr.Singh1609]

You are a hero

[@shato6377]

im suprised he hasnt trademarkt it yet LOL

[@Mukkuyoyo]

"Not Jose" Yup. Very believable 👍

[@shillzyt]

We all gangsta until he says “until” 💀

[@RyansGamingSquad]

Fr

[@GabbyGabGab]

Real

[@etinuhunwangho]

oh when the saints go marching in

[@etinuhunwangho]

UNTILLLLLL

[@FROGLOVER-YT]

We all know there bout to be a plot twist

[@sarajuanaict]

That lady is gullible af

[@St4rryzssz]

Famous ppl DONT learn anything from other ppl's experiences 😭

[@Bodysurfing_Uzi]

OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN

[@j4ngog1rl7]

its okay dawg

[@dmitriis4075]

If they did they wouldn't be famous, duh

[@Romy---]

He wasn't even famous wtf 💀 he just made a few commercials for his shop on the local channel lmao

[@R0wA6]

I love the way you say this fine!!

[@Passionfruity666]

How do you escape debt? Jose: D I E 🤩🤩

[@Stewpid_cheesecat]

Guys I think Daphne might've thought he was FOINE

[@Rosie_9978]

Daphne deserves a better man 😔

[@AnthoneilDobney]

Super secrect mission in the cia😂😂

[@JulietaBechara]

Not that “ FIOOONE”😂😂😂😂

[@jacob_brenton]

That was the quickest “UNTIL” I’ve ever seen in my life

[@ivy.the.slayer]

why r these so addicting 😭💀✨

[@TemperedJay92]

Ive been addicted to your stories Ray 😭

[@mannixpadron8507]

I love how you self laugh telling to the story😂

[@smb64275]

I was waiting for the "UNTIL" moment at this exact moment

[@ramonarobinson3110]

Ways to start videos💀0:07

[@nomoma1]

😂😂😂

[@Rip_Rengoku_YT]

Fr

[@miguelenzo4349]

💀

[@This-Guy-Posts]

It’s a classic if your like me and have watched every episode 😭😭

[@JiaPia3]

😅❤

[@Jan_Gavrill]

With lies like that, it's a surprise his business didn't do well.

[@howarddouglas4244]

“Then, Jose comes up with a great plan, he’s gonna die!”!😂😂😂😂😂

[@danywater]

Jose be clickbaiting irl 😭😭

[@elchaosgamerslgameplaysd3829]

😂😂😂

[@ZonchoGD]

I love how you say "fine"

[@adb_500]

How can daphne be so naive

[@sandraandrews9907]

More like, STUPID!!

[@MByas777]

He messed up when he tried to get a passport.

[@justlyrics9138]

This ''until'' was quick😂

[@kevindaonlyone]

File bankruptcy

[@BattleBlitzPokemon]

Who needs the news when you got Ray

[@piercescott2485]

"Ohh what can I do to help?"😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ray I'm in tears laughin' at this shxt💯💯💯🙄🤦🏿‍♂️😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DaltonPyron]

Everyone: Ma'am, your husband's a liar. Daphne: No way, Jose.

[@PhiloVance-yl2ko]

🤗🤡

[@Mimithebestie]

When I saw the pic I was like wait is that -MR BEAN????-

[@koldsideofficial]

You know it’s deep when ray picks us up

[@finnthefamous]

Bro says foin! Like he’s shitting out a bowling ball💀

[@BleachFanAizenOnTop]

when ray says until you know whats bouta happen

[@jomiah2326]

How does one even think up mad cow disease 😂😂

[@stephenbanks5952]

She wasn't completely innocent.

[@egyphon]

That "until" lacked conviction.

[@Z4Y-N4B]

I said "Mr bean?!" When I first saw him lol

[@kadenthenoob5375]

Me too brother, me too.

[@JamesPassadore]

He looks like him a lot 😭

[@CR75716]

Bro got his priorities straight until the opps come out

[@5H4D0W8L4DE]

0:30 will always have me rolling.

[@Tw1stedTransistor]

0:15 strange things are afoot at the circle k.

[@SiscutShesso]

My daily dose of ray william johnshon

[@Technique_Hollow_Purple]

Yay new ray content!

[@OliverNTwiztedCompany]

Lol, no way José thinks he's Mattress Mack

[@girlwiththeblackhoodie1535]

Super secret special opps where he worked with the CIA I love it every time Ray says that.

[@Transformwithpuvi]

daphne a real one though

[@TheRetirednavy92]

I got the Medal of Honor from the Galactic Council for defeating the Klingon Empire.

[@MohammedVonSalah]

"he was dragged to hell by a satanist group and it seemed like he wouldnt be able to escape..." *"UNTIL!!!!!!!"*

[@Jayfrmde64]

How is ray better than actual new stations?

[@RedheadsAreFireeee]

Shoutout to Wilmington NC I live there!

[@Demotae]

So he basically got away with it all until he decided to want a passport

[@Giggly-w9x]

sh** always go down when ray says "until"

[@GH0ST_COD_MWIII]

This is insane who tf would do this

[@AydanRodriguez-r6p]

IS IT ME OR I JUST LOVE THEN HE SAYS UNTIL 😂

[@oomiharry_]

dang wait i feel bad for daphne she was just tryna protect her man and her family

[@GeorgieB1965]

This one has got me doing the Howard Dean screams at my computer....Hooray!!!

[@nightmareishere1099]

The human variant for mad cow disease is Creutzfeldt Jakob Disease

[@shaft3023]

Love your channel man

[@cisholdinginc.3823]

Entrepreneurship is living in debt

[@optimisticgrl]

Bro could have just filed for bankruptcy ☠️

[@thesixxx8925]

Shout out to Venezuela, Florida , North Carolina 8:14

[@Sama-l2e]

Venezuela is crazy nowadays

[@Beethoventhegoat]

And colombia

[@jenniferpierce8087]

Jose made this way too complicated. There is something to be said for honesty.

[@Girlypop218]

Daphne has great loyalty! too much thoo😅

[@RowsinYT]

I love the “UNTIL”

[@phatazz1]

Bro is down bad 💀

[@giornoGiovanna555]

"Super SeCreTT SpEciAl Ops!!😱"🤣🤣

[@kenaki-kr6nc]

SET IT TO X2 FOR FASTER

[@pnb.7346]

He should rather have called to get a " dust filter for a Hoover pro

[@tylerjamessports4534]

“Sure you did Jose”😂😂😂

[@Idioticfrog318]

Every time he says “Jose” I think he’s talking to me.

[@_Binah]

Yes one of the first people 😀😀😀😀😀🙋🙋🙋

[@vinceh-r3j]

It's 5 p.m and this was the highlight

[@redozmasoma]

If wasn't stupid enough to apply for a passport, he probably wouldn't have been caught...

[@dzesika-jv6ht]

circle k is literally a gas station in my country

[@erikadowdy2382]

Ray, who does ur hair??? I dig it Got lotsa personality 😊

[@neovi6208]

Hi ray huge fan here

[@Or3ooo]

0:29 "FWINEEEE" 😭😭 LMFAOO

[@WillXEditz1.0]

My friends: “do you watch the news” Me: “No I watch ray’s videos” (why have I become addicted to these vids)

[@saxstreak9950]

20 min? it is still warm...

[@FoamFoom]

every body gangsta gangsta, until he says “Until” 😂

[@greensage395]

That's worth a Book, she should write it!

[@safowaamiriam727]

This is the fastest "Until" 😂😂

[@Totum1]

Ray is my hero

[@Zlx-goat]

Sorry but… No Way Jose!