Squatty Naughty - The Headgum Podcast - 85

[@darylzazycki59]

Micah is like a nice jock doing a school project with a bunch of nerds.

[@the-boring-car-guy]

This is so perfect

[@Skiloose]

This show serves as a devastating reminder that another week is gone and my life is that much closer to it’s inevitable conclusion. Haha.

[@Skiloose]

Happy Friday? Nah. Crappy Friday. Just got outta therapy for this.

[@sammystank7174]

Haha.

[@the-boring-car-guy]

That really hit home. I'm sad I think.

[@BurningRoman]

Lol.

[@PJammaz]

geoff creates the best rice-based song of the decade in this episode

[@luketgodden]

"All of the Rice" (released April 2023) is now in this conversation

[@milkyoung8095]

Marty’s experience as a child of divorce has de-aged him to the point that he’s a cool and young of himself.

[@brianhead2709]

Geoffrey at a wake: this is the rhythm of the riiiice

[@TheSnugglekins]

Geoff is kind of like a sleep paralysis demon in a bad way.

[@noodlecatman691]

Geoff should do a DnD podcast. He has the exact wrong kind of energy to run a game and it would be horrifying

[@drsupermonk7831]

What a train wreck that would be lmao

[@Ocean_Man]

I think with a group of good improv comedians as players this could fucking slap

[@ravenkliff]

honestly Micah is like Jake if he COULD tell a high.

[@hellomarjory]

This "show" is the 6th stage of grief.

[@chabaryanhotmailcom]

Geoff is like Nardwuar but instead of gifts he’ll surprise guests with discomfort and addresses

[@karmaheaven7]

You’re Marika Brownlee! We have to know!

[@ejoshcoron]

When he said "I don't wanna be without rice" I felt that

[@rendog444]

Nice to see Jake back on the show in the top left corner there. Hurwitz style

[@srinialt4518]

Watching this podcast is like being stalked by a beast under the cover of darkness and rumbling thunder. The beast refuses to identify itself and I lay perpetually experiencing an unimaginable degree of terror anticipating its attack. Stay away from me, leopard.

[@crystalxoxos2]

Marika covering her mouth when Geoff started his musical number was hilarious LOL

[@JRAD897]

Damn Micah looks a lot like Jake here

[@Winteramen]

The Hurwitz doubled their bye bye!

[@KennyCiseroJunior]

Straight to the final four with ya

[@Fellturtle]

@Markos Hernandez yeah i though geoff was joking when he said micah

[@MrNylenRules]

“It doesn’t have to rhyme, I’m just really good at business” is one of the funniest one liners I’ve ever heard

[@belvetica]

THANK YOU GUYS FOR THE SHOUTOUT THIS IS SO PARASOCIAL I CAN DIE PEACEFULLY NOW

[@srinialt4518]

Watching Geoff propel his shoulders up into the air in a horrifying attempt to dance did bad things to me; Geoff's happiness is an attack on my character.

[@kaylanic1646]

This is an S-Tier guest combo

[@bballkid2345]

Queen Latifah is on the phone with her agent, SCREAMING at how Geoff could besmirch The Last Holiday's good name with... Whoopi.

[@dedicatedsleuth]

What the fuck has my life come to that I genuinely LOVED "The Rhythm of the Rice"? Why was this not a crossover episode with Punch Up The Jam? When and by whom will Geoff finally be stopped?

[@ejoshcoron]

Why is rice such a funny word and thing 😂

[@brendannn]

Glad to see Micah back on the podcast! I doubt Micah himself was glad to be back though

[@brobincrux5714]

Rhythm of the rice better be available on Spotify next week

[@hellomarjory]

already Grammy nominated

[@dedicatedsleuth]

@@hellomarjory and Grammy dominated! That's right, Geoff was whipped with a cat o'nine tails by none other than a grandma with too much time on her hands

[@donotworried]

Another show, another reason to live another week. ... Just so I can see how badly Geoff does.

[@smashino]

This was the best episode of this "podcast" I've ever seen. Geoff wasn't (as) sour, jokes were good. Nice really.

[@ClonedControls]

The Bronx fire joke SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

[@anthony7960]

Rhythm of my rice was electric

[@staher1990]

I looove the part where Geoff sings @24:05 and also the exasperated "noooo" from Johnny @35:00 😆😅🤣😂

[@joshuakennedy6594]

Rhythm of the rice may be the funniest thing ever, thankyou! 😅

[@kkithefirst8444]

24:07 What the hell was that? "Rhythm of the rice" deserves the anti-Grammy.

[@morganvaughan2359]

I come back to watch Rhythm of the Rice every damn day. Help me

[@122gogreen]

For the record I agree 1000% with Marika’s Licorice Pizza take and it’s genuinely refreshing to hear someone with a good opinion about this movie. The last scene absolutely soiled it!!

[@mickeynotmouse]

Marika is hilarious in this one, she made me laugh the hardest this ep

[@rhyskane9743]

TASTES better than ICE KILLED ME

[@michaelretzlaff4083]

24:02 You're welcome.

[@Ascalafo]

this was FANTANSTIC 😍

[@austinjacobs6104]

Holy shit. Micah looks like you put the top half of Jake's face on the bottom half of Amirs.

[@joshpratt8678]

I do myself such a disservice by watching this.

[@richaw1652]

It’s my birthday. I’m about to watch this. Hoping for a Christmas-esque miracle where on the day of my birth an actually good episode is birthed by a comedy virgin, of sorts.

[@bolognamozart]

24:05 rhythm of the rice

[@plumbum1506]

after years of research i think this is the best episode and its all been downhill then back up hill then flattened out for a bit until ultimately, due to geoff, blasting back down into the earth and deep underground

[@rslabute4099]

“I married tons of rice”

[@sunnyvaghela9593]

This is the rhythm of my strife

[@Pughhead]

This really was the rhythm of the rice.

[@handfloboxingreview1673]

Yes another episode of this this disaster.

[@Nu_Type444]

The Bronx joke is absolutely to soon🔥

[@tvlover17]

Marika was super funny this ep.

[@TheGlazedBook]

Micah looks like me friends brother Lachlan

[@soderotys1234]

Where’s Geoff’s Grammy?

[@phunkybarbie]

Micah IS Jake, and vice verse.

[@jcdrummerz96]

My Bond of the week? Glad you asked! Let's go with...........your dad. How bout da??

[@mattsmith3049]

Legit thought it was Jake from the thumbnail.

[@incog.nyto.]

I lost my shit at the karaoke segment

[@edwardwilliamson1]

wtf happened to BOND OF THE WEEK??

[@danielclough4191]

Editor forgot to cut Geoff's 10min Rhythm of the Night cover

[@iblame_nargles]

These podcasts make me so happy. Not because it's good, far from it, but because I know that no matter how much of a fuck up I am, Geoffrey *LAMES* is out here just...awful. Awful little man.

[@adamkunkel9450]

Rhythm of the Rice has been stuck in my head for months now

[@quinnsbtube]

This show stands resolute as a sacred pillar of my sin and shame. Why O lord hath though forsaken me, when will you restore me to say, the chine of it all.

[@hellomarjory]

this was a chore to read, but you're correct

[@trevorfraley1744]

I DEF thought that was Jake until he said Micah

[@rileyharrigan4657]

Pssshhh he thought Whoopi Goldberg was in the last holiday what a LARK

[@trevorfraley1744]

He doesn't HEAR color

[@jtothemay9]

24:03 give the man a grammy, or at least a cease and desist of him

[@nutmaster652]

38:00 GEOFF!

[@CaseySouthern]

Good to see Geoff has not gotten any wiser, nor any wider since his "friends" crushed his self esteem

[@shanerobles7499]

i like this podcast

[@moonliterature]

I’ve listened to the rhythm of the rice like 10 times the original song is lost

[@curtiscrover5544]

How about the mauve glauve. It's like a glove, but it's just south of purple.

[@Ceibo_Tr33]

@24:06 rhythm of the rice

[@nutmaster652]

48:36 Johnny when the hell do you pass by Pennsauken, NJ. not to DOXX my ass, but I live there.

[@kissochbajski]

Every friday this pops up I'm like "oh god I have to suffer through it again"

[@scottmiller3444]

first time i loved the segment. more parody songs!

[@dennischacko499]

Please clip the rhythm of the rice and post it. Also roasted rice powder has a pretty sandy texture. Nice job Geoff!

[@ViggoMor10sen]

Please put the rice song on Spotify.

[@ejoshcoron]

Why are the video screens the size of a thumbnail during the punch up game

[@pablogrosana]

I think I speak for everyone when I say... aap kab wapis aa rahe ho

[@julieburnsTY]

why does this episode have timestamps lmao

[@StupidBeyondBelief]

This show is just so... sour of me

[@featherbird666]

A whole song about rice and still Marika's dad isn't on the soundboard

[@dylanjc]

Sometimes their pauses are so pregnant that my water broke.

[@RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes]

More than one half second for a spoiler warning would be sweet

[@hellomarjory]

next time you know you need to be faster, stronger, wiser in a way

[@blushingfrieza]

As a Thomas fan, you're not missing out

[@RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes]

@@hellomarjory in a hat

[@GregTurismo]

Geoff Last Holiday is with Queen Latifa you absolute clown

[@JRAD897]

Geoff is naughty

[@MrBallofa]

The Zillow is a good idea

[@mosca7562]

i guess they didn't feel the rhythm of the rice

[@kaoxes]

No insular memes or jests, the apropos of nothing, "rhythm of the rice" bit made spit my Arnie Palmy all over my desk, hi-key alert.

[@TheCappucine]

MICA SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE JAKE.

[@TheCappucine]

AND LOOKS?!

[@jodyvett23]

D sellout joke was smooth Geoffrey

[@mettamodel]

I wonder if Marika went to see Morbius yet lol

[@malik9564]

Shout out to Marika

[@dabronxkid360]

Testing it in the Bronx huh?

[@jodyvett23]

Geoffrey I will be your friend or four...

[@trvrshoe4518]

fuck that rice song is good

[@cragland94]

RICE

[@atticus6572]

Madara versus the Headgum Podcast.

[@sosoyo180]

24:05 for later

[@michelphilippe193]

I feel like I laughed the whole episode.

[@Larry-Art179]

yuk

[@markmcmillan4233]

24:02

[@L33tSoulja]

This show is word salad

[@cameronkoon7485]

😀