Too Much Truffle (w/ Ian Karmel!) - The Headgum Podcast - 168

Ian Karmel (All Fantasy Everything) joins Amir, Anya, and Geoff to discuss truffle oil, relationship anxiety, and RiceGenius! Plus, they play a round of Geoffardy: Summer Edition!
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[@wheelsongenius]

An anagram of NO SD CARD is ADD SCORN, which is exactly what Geoff brings to the episode.

[@bungaIowbill]

THSP DCSTHS TSTN KS

[@Winteramen]

Sear thus?

[@Shellitronnn]

stop! you're gonna make him mumble and grumble

[@sammystank7174]

He brings Add Scorn

[@jamesbrown2406]

A crossover between The Headgum Podcast and my Only Connect saviour was absolutely not something I ever expected, this is insane!!!

[@seanyeatts]

Wow, "was he sick?" followed by "he was awesome!" actually got me so good. Geoff finally did it.

[@benhillard919]

ian's amazing, Anya is needed, amir is essential, and geoff is well.. there

[@AnAdequateViolinist]

Was Geoff on this episode?

[@BadGoof]

Geoff is present but doesn't deserve one.

[@fiImstruck]

Actual feedback: Best non-Bonsignore episode in 2023. Ian Karmel understood the - for lack of a better word - “assignment”

[@Headgum]

*non-signore

[@benlittleforest]

Unlike, ironically, the people in the "Lunch and Learn" episode. They did NOT understand the "assignment"

[@MitchQuickhands]

It's almost like playing along with bits is funnier and more watchable than 3 people lazily playing a disinterested "straight man".

[@Reecef266]

I enjoy that Hollywood Handbook being bad guests will never be forgot in the Headgum Podcast fandom.

[@Winteramen]

Ian is such a pro. Best sidekick on late night. Great addition to the team here. Dude's fast, real fast

[@LLsunflower]

Ian is hilarious, please have him on more

[@Reecef266]

I would really love if Ian was a regular as much as Amir and Marika. He was amazing! Closest I've come to following a guest's plugs.

[@CollinRapp33]

The “No SD card” and low battery messages on the Geoff cam are a cruel reminder that we could have been spared his visual presence this ep, but somehow his visage persisted, with those messages now serving only as taunts of what could have been.

[@jaydenmalek2030]

Anya zero really brought the heat today you love to see it

[@raymanatorr]

20s in, and the producer cam is already making me deeply anxious for the rest of the episode

[@elliotkeil6063]

The battery slowly draining like the energy in this pod. Edit: And the battery, much like all my grandma’s, is deceased Edit 2 and unlike my dear grandmama’s, the camera lives again.

[@sofiaposadas1]

The “No SD card” is troubling

[@Winteramen]

Man I thoroughly enjoy when Amir shows how much he actually thinks Geoff is funny. I commented on a different episode, but Amir's like this older brother to Geoff who's kinda the main guy to call him out on shit, but deep down you see he's the one who enjoys it the most

[@cherryslat5702]

Definitely! I love when he just breaks down laughing at Geoff. Their dynamic is great.

[@Winteramen]

@cherryslat5702 their dynamic is so wholesome to me 😂 seriously reminds me of me and my older brothers

[@Winteramen]

@@cherryslat5702 me being Geoff, and my older brothers like Amir

[@anthony7960]

You gotta have Ian on more often. He rides the waves of chaos and druthers like a mfing professional

[@akselhenriklessum8547]

The landing on "ruining basmati" actually made my shitty day a lot better

[@proofrawk]

Not Tony Zero making me cry, and on a Friday morning! I'm sorry for your loss, Geoff. "I will not say 'do not weep,' for not all tears are an evil."

[@TofuRodeo]

I’m cauterizing my grains And I’ve been eating just rice Gotta gotta add soy Because I burnt it off It started out with a bit How did it end up like this It was only a bit It was only a bit Now I’m charring again And she’s searing the sand While his pan fills with smoke And she empties the can Now they’re burning the bread And my stomach is sick And it’s not really bread But she’s touching his grits now He spreads sauce of fish now Grains sear thus And I just can’t cook, rice normally I’m baking hoisin Jasmine bars, burning into darker char churning through thick mounds of grains, Choking on your Al dente But it’s just the rice I made Chefs are jealous of my glaze Open up my mouth real wide Cuz I’m Mr. Burnt Rice This podcast has ruined my life.

[@coffin7904]

So good

[@bryanburns4874]

amazing lmao i wanted to see how long i could read it before i realized what song it was lol it only took til the second verse😂

[@Rocketmanrun]

Ian karmel is hilarious 😂😂

[@sprintonbeat]

ian saying he’d straight up kill us if we didn’t listen to all fantasy everything was one of the funniest things on this podcast ever

[@Sean-qt8sj]

Genuinely one of the best episodes so far.

[@davidhouck6684]

The way Anya recoils after accidentally touching Amir at 4:09 is too good!! 🤣 In her defense, he has the worst hands I've ever seen on a man.

[@xxNeonKisses]

Me to myself: Amir kinda looks good in shorts. One second later Geoff: Amir, when you wear shorts the energy in the room is sour 😐

[@sforce1412]

Anya Taylor-Sour in the credits is a nice touch

[@YesMyNameIsKarl]

X No SD Card 23% Nice.

[@johnsMITHhhhhh88]

That rice parody was unironically nice to listen to and I resent that

[@devgonewild839]

Anya looking at her phone during Geoff's rice parody was more than deserved, it was earned. Geoff's cauterized not only his grains but his connection to the podcast, the audience, and, well...me.

[@TheHighRoadToVictory]

The rice bits started on jake and amir. Why does geoff think he helped start it? I love it but he was just a twinkle in amirs eye at the time

[@ravenkliff]

Classic delusions of granular

[@Brett.A]

Where is Marika? Tony Zero screws us again

[@QuestGoblin]

Can’t believe it took me four days to watch this. Ian, Amir, and Anya we’re almost too good together. Good thing Geoff was there to balance it out

[@karmaheaven7]

Love when the guest has a good time! Ian’s really funny as well, great ep

[@kath2546]

one of the best episodes yet! loved the energy and the segments

[@C4rps]

this is how to guest on an insane podcast, such as thus

[@MackorBuck]

Anya wearing Rick Owens is the last thing I expected this episode

[@siemprerm2763]

*Any song ever playing Geoff: *GRAIN SEAR THUS*

[@kelkanta]

“What is this? Is this McRibs?”

[@PJonston]

I look forward to the rice songs every ep. Never stop, Geoff

[@roadsidefruitstand]

geoff really nailed the ending

[@TheUsualOfficial]

Anya is the show, and vice versa

[@BoolyK]

Woke up this morning absolutely sick to my stomach. Then I realized what day it was.

[@stevenagelutton4322]

Ian's bring that heat, that fire, that ENERGY this ep. Amir? Over the hill, but picking up speed. Anya? putting the star in "all star cast this week, great ep" Tony Zero? fine to bad

[@heyheyhey520]

Ian is the Goat. So glad to see some of my favorites working together.

[@Winteramen]

Also, woke up to a weird morning. Not feeling FIENNES. But watching this actually uplifted my morning so much

[@Trumben]

Tony Zero once again lives up to his last name

[@simonwayne7916]

“Was Dave Bautista sick?” “He’s AWESOME” 🤣🤣🤣

[@imajoredinpottery]

“she’s a staffer”

[@simonwayne7916]

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a guest say they wanna come back 😂

[@counterpoprecords]

Please have Ian back on regularly. He's a perfect fit. Also, Ian and Amir have great chemistry

[@Winteramen]

Sorry about your friend Geoff. RIP

[@fun-fu2283]

19:56 Anya trying to process this nonsense 😂

[@donotworried]

Best part of my Friday!

[@bradtrmiller]

Ian finally meets the Bad Vibes Gang

[@taxibeats]

Ugh I love this show way too much

[@salal_guitar5583]

Ian is hilarious, hope he comes back soon! Also “solder” is pronounced “saw-der” fyi

[@meetsnarf9051]

Ian is an awesome guest, bring him back all the time

[@gregordavidson4178]

My favourite people on this weeks episode 1. Karmel 2. Anya 3. Amir 4. “No SD CARD” sign 5. Geoff (I guess)

[@xaviersolomon]

Geoff has really turned it around in the last half of the year, rocky start but I love the follow through

[@samuelsandoval167]

Best episode ever Geoff 🙌🏼

[@TheSnugglekins]

Everyone has two wolves inside of you: one of them is Geoff with a mustache and the other is Ian with a mustache.

[@12iley12]

Definitely want more with Ian, great episode.

[@pauldawg22]

❌️ NO SD CARD

[@aoifemcandless-davis226]

Segment idea: Do We Really Need Writers? To see if the writer's strike actually matters or if writers arent essential at all, Geoff comes up with a bunch of prompts and pre-written jokes to go with them, and everyone else tries to think of a funnier joke in the moment than Geoff was able to think of in advance, proving whether we really need writers or if improv is just as good. Inspired by this week's Geoffardy and the contestants repeatedly thinking of funnier jokes than what Geoff had pre-planned

[@bobsonny]

coming up with a funnier joke than geoff is like a subterranean tavern: it's a low bar

[@rjsquire276]

I’m sorry but Ian saying off the cuff that Home Depot does have the highest ceilings but the lowest vaccination rate is unbelievable. Arguably top 3 Headgum podcast of all time.

[@mattmilliot]

Have we all forgot Geoff's previous nickname "Geoffrey Paramount"? That was a good one. It's no tony zero tho

[@takatotakasui8307]

Ian threatens to kill listeners of the Headgum podcast and Geoff immediately invites him onto another episode

[@carltonascarf7694]

The best episode yet

[@featherbird666]

if this hadnt been such an all time episode i don't know how i wouldve coped and thats for real

[@ebadkhan7649]

16:14 was an absolute jumpscare and i demand to be refunded. not scalding, yall.

[@counterpoprecords]

About time we got Caramel on the pod

[@fluxoteen]

God, I love AFE so much

[@imfeeeding]

Ian is fuckin hilarious sheeeeesh. Best episode to date.

[@akselhenriklessum8547]

Can I pitch a «Hungry Eyes» rice parody?

[@brianyobbz497]

Ians one of the funniest people ever

[@kuwabara3226]

we love you Geoff

[@ejoshcoron]

There Will Be Rudd 😂

[@brianyobbz497]

Ian Karmel? More like Ian Kar fell, as in a kar fell into him and he totally loved it

[@JoshMarshain]

Top 5 ep, holy shit

[@JuliaSzilagyiYoga]

I’m 8 minutes and 21 seconds in. At the start of this episode, the battery life was at 24%. Currently, it’s at 15%. My anxiety in regards to this camera began to accelerate until I realized it meant Geoff’s camera would turn off, and so then I was fine.

[@devonscotttaylor]

what about anya business

[@WatskyIsTheMan]

What is the original song, I can’t remember?

[@itscameronbloom]

Ian is one of the best guests that's been on for a while...in fact, he could almost...I don't wanna say it but...replace Geoff???

[@bungaIowbill]

this is beautiful

[@skittlezisthebest]

It's pronounced moog lmao 😂😂

[@MattCooper-cq9jy]

ian great guest. who is the geoff guy. amir

[@calvinmcmahon5749]

Theodore Ricesel, aka doctor OOSE

[@kobymusic108]

Karms a legend

[@BigMcChriss]

No way we left the camera dying in the final cut lmao

[@BigMcChriss]

Adding on to say Ian is awesome, great addition to the show

[@gambabom307]

I feel like "SD CARD" is a metaphor for something. Like joy. Or wisdom.

[@carrotsnatch]

Geoff turns Fridays into Mondays

[@clipz2520]

Specks of char is sublime

[@matiasreba]

this Ian guy is a funny guy

[@ebadkhan7649]

What is this, is this McRibs? will go down in history 34:20

[@MalamuteMasterRace]

This show is the equivalent of eating charred sand

[@shaneinsco]

Here for Rich Homie Karms

[@bradygalen7660]

Jeff missed his cue on the parody, his entire tenure is a miscue. 10/10

[@flipdiesel9652]

Amir rockin those Jet Set Radio giant ass shoes!!!! SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *black eyed peas starts blasting*

[@jacksonmississippiisdefmyname]

Podcast is so toxic that Buffet being mentioned caused him to pass away a day later.

[@willreimer5442]

The Headgum Podcast was better before Geoffrey gained self-confidence

[@brycemartinez5825]

This episode KILLED Jimmy Buffett

[@thagrammarnazi]

Those delicious creamy calves, you can’t do this to us Ian

[@MartinWasTaken]

I can't believe how long this company has existed and one of the screen says "no sd card"

[@Benner5101]

Does it bother anyone else that Geoff always called Geoffardy, “Jeopardy”?

[@randonamepls]

Anya 9/11 pod NOW

[@matiasreba]

Geoofrey, always obey Anya