F**k Up Some Rice - The Headgum Podcast - 147

[@Headgum]

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[@TheArchsage74]

I can't believe If I Were You is ending and yet the Headgum podcast is still going. This is what it felt like when Al Gore lost the election

[@lobdooks]

Ding dong, sing along

[@thesuperherosoul]

@@lobdooks your team is al gore cause your views are wrong.

[@bryanburns4874]

if i were you is WHAT

[@connorpreston306]

​@@lobdooks "your names Al Gore cause your views are wrong"

[@Rocketmanrun]

The energy is way more positive and fun with Jake on the show. Amir sours the show and my day

[@btk72491]

It’s that Golden Mic energy vs that Turdy Chipmunk cloud of darkness

[@bryanburns4874]

@@btk72491 truly a squirrel man

[@Fellturtle]

that's a turdy that's absolutely a turdy in absentia

[@brianyobbz497]

Geoff saying “I don’t wanna stress you out” to the customer service representative at the florist is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while

[@Thickolas]

It was the "Yeah, you get it" that killed me

[@jcdrummerz96]

"Why did you guys not enjoy that?" is what Geoff should be asking the audience every time a new episode of this podcast drops

[@Qwerasd]

The embarrassment that visibly manifested on Geoff's - for lack of a better term - face, when he realized they were just hearing him a cappella for his "performance" was, to say the least, cathartic.

[@tricoastalelite]

geoff disappearing for minutes at a time is nothing short of a respite

[@late_blue]

This ep really soiled my sand.

[@SamHandwiches]

the frantic energy of Jeff trying to buy flowers during the waxing segment is borderline experimental

[@ravenkliff]

Very cool

[@THiiNlK]

it's borderline detrimental

[@C4rps]

the musical segments are always the best. Geoff with another instant banger

[@RackieD]

I'm 3 seconds in and this is the best ep of all time

[@RackieD]

I agree

[@ukozi]

Totally agree

[@carrotsnatch]

This is the Rhythm of the BOND

[@azamat_bagatov69]

ZBH23

[@PeeDubbleu]

hearing Bond of the week within seconds has my heart fluttering, not in a good way but more like an arrhythmia that sours my life

[@staher1990]

Dude! 24:35 Not kidding the song is amazing hahaha wasn't expecting that LOL put that on repeat!!! 😂😅

[@The-Carrot]

I don't usually comment but I RAN here 2 mins in because MR TUMNUS OF THE WEEK /ABSOLUTELY/ NEEDS TO HAPPEN. Retire Bond, he had his run, it's Tumnus Time

[@LLsunflower]

"I'm studying abroad, but that will be domestically" lmao

[@Heisenberg-pr7pn]

I was hoping we wouldn't get an episode this week. Ugh.

[@JamScamly]

i can't have another Rice song stuck in my head.... he can't keep doing this to me 😖

[@smspencer4]

Goodness, gracious, great balls of ANGER

[@stevemyers3082]

I see Geoff didn't learn his lesson after sending Amir food without telling him.

[@peterbyykkonen8901]

We're gonna fuck up some rice Burnt rice Ruined rice Unapologetic when we fuck up some rice We're gonna ruin some riiiiice Bet you you'll see char Bet you you'll burn rice Bet you too much soy Bet you you'll soil sand Because I feel like burning some rice I'm in the mood to fuck some rice up

[@alecwingfield7934]

El backwards is Le, which is French for "the", which stands for Terrie Henry Ectorp.

[@factstellherman252]

I've been to that brand museum in London. They tell you that people average 3 hours to go through, but it's just one hall way lol. What kind of person would spend 3 hours looking at boxes? We went through in 15 minutes and then rushed out so they wouldn't judge us. Also kind of expensive!

[@WilliamPatton-ew9mp]

Geoff’s prop humor via delivery service is haunting. Solid ep, though… welcome back, Jake

[@sammystank7174]

The theme song brings me so much joy every Friday morning. That's about it though.

[@eriklf48]

I heard Paris is lovely this time of year!

[@jonoaks9834]

I hear Faris is lovely this time of year

[@thelastcarnival]

I love that the advice british children get for dealing with anger is to pick it up and toss it.

[@ponderpigeon]

New RICE to the lore, what a day.

[@griffhay1]

Didn’t realize Marika was such a, frankly, bone freak.

[@Fellturtle]

what if they never make another bond movie

[@incog.nyto.]

I think Geoff would be to blame, somehow.

[@sofiaposadas1]

Best episode in a while

[@coreyperdue37]

this might be the best ep so far

[@Tobiasberger]

I loved the flower ordering segment

[@Sarah-vr2jq]

was listening to this on a 2 hour drive and nearly crashed. whether it was because i was laughing so hard or because the show was so grating i would have rather wrecked my car ,, we will never know

[@benlittleforest]

Came back just for the song. Love the stylings of Geoffrey James

[@Qwerasd]

Geoff would be at least 1000% better as a... person, if he switched to being a full time rice-based parody "musician".

[@michaelramsey82]

I'd once again like to express my appreciation for Allie's Herbie calendar.

[@simonwayne7916]

I’m in love with this song

[@crapatoa]

Jake is an absolute Micah of himself!

[@Bailey-dj6hz]

We need a youtube short or a tiktok or a reel of that fuck up some rice song, stop me going through the whole video and boost your engagement homes

[@arodiablo]

My Bond of the week? It’s never been

[@Qwerasd]

I loved the parts where Geoff wasn't on screen

[@RackieD]

Ellies laugh is the letter E

[@TheSnugglekins]

If the Headgum "Joison Tour" isn't just Geoff doing parodies of various pop hits all centered around RICE.....I'll still probably go, just gonna be a bit more disappointed than I already would be.

[@Ocean_Man]

Marika deserves more

[@munsterdesign]

bet you you'll see CHAR

[@incog.nyto.]

bet you you'll burn RICE

[@xfusee]

Geoff has got such a lion mane now

[@nicsaladino14]

What is Marika’s go-to order at Raku? Saw her there a week ago, udon-style.

[@cshoop13]

I hate to say it but in this ep, Geoff seems… happy!

[@azamat_bagatov69]

I’m convinced we will be dead in the next 2 years due to AI. This show has brought me joy, thanks

[@azamat_bagatov69]

I swear to god this made me laugh

[@user-pt4xh2jr8h]

Alt. title: Geoff Negs Upstate Florist

[@TruthBeTold447]

I know we’re all supposed to be hating on Geoff constantly but Headgum Podcast > If I Were You

[@frogfinder3196]

The name Gordon was used a lot in this episode, five stars!

[@patmeade7001]

Tumnus or Bond: Coming next week!

[@NotHeresrsly]

As of 16 minutes in - not sure why they didn't just use an app with Pile's address for the delivery Edit: Going to museums at 'different speeds' than the people you went with, is like going to a restaurant and sitting at different tables - why go with anyone at all then?

[@matiasreba]

"How to get kids to hate the English"

[@brianhead2709]

To be frank, I did prefer Geoff’s ‘Rhythm of the Rice’ cover more than this most recent rice-themed poison.

[@budawski]

they look like they’re all in the same house

[@johnc8209]

it seems like geoff is the only one trying. everybody is just sitting there doing nothing until he speaks

[@ad-xu2hp]

Thinking about getting surgery because of this …

[@Jessedoespoo]

WOOOWW!

[@matiasreba]

Allie's laugh

[@GregTurismo]

This is day 5 of me asking Geoff if he’ll let me be on the podcast

[@FifatlasHD]

Yule Soy L'Sand

[@zin.bricks]

Braut-first

[@michelphilippe193]

Geoff has to be playing a character

[@lobdooks]

He’s serious.

[@ravenkliff]

It's actually called HAVING character, something you wouldn't know a DAMN thing about

[@michelphilippe193]

@@ravenkliff fam, I hope and pray that great things happen in your life. Because to have this kind of energy on the internet to someone you don't know is a reflection of your own character. Be blessed and embrace positivity.

[@eriklf48]

Going to Paris during riots 💀

[@jonoaks9834]

@@michelphilippe193 can I report a comment to the cops for killing the goddamn bit

[@MrBallofa]

RETURN TO FORM

[@johnanthonydobson]

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