Rehired - The Headgum Podcast - 104

Amir, Marika, and Johnny join Geoff to put and end to his unemployment nonsense and to discuss his unimportant emotions, fish roe, and ice.
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[@yeboy5158]

You guys should get a shock collar for geoff that activates whenever he is himself

[@Jamicov]

When I woke up and saw the notification, I read it as 'Retired' and thought it would be a good day for once.

[@incog.nyto.]

6:32 this might just be the most powerful, earth-shattering 'What's That' in Headgum Podcast history. In the top 3 for sure.

[@tailsp1n]

he feels so strongly about interior design it's almost disturbing

[@mikew6644]

Such a funny high water mark for the episode 😂

[@JRAD897]

Just when things were getting good they went and re-hired Geoff. This show is turning into a real nuclear bomb of itself.

[@Zoollenial]

I woke up both proud and fulfilled knowing that this host, for lack of a better nerd, was finally on his way out. Only to be subdued back down to the continual disappointment this… podcast brings.

[@utft5719]

All I can say is that this episode was truly a return to form.

[@kotov909]

A return to worm

[@utft5719]

@@kotov909 Exactly rice.

[@Nichordnaruto]

I showed my partner this video and she said that Geoff was showing textbook signs of a toxic, abusive partnership - sudden mood swings, creating conflict and blaming it on others, emotional manipulation I just tested positive to COVID today and this video was what I had hoped to be a bright spot in an otherwise dark space and I was immeasurably disappointed in every way But honestly? The Mr T song was pretty alright actually so 10/10 keep it up looking forward to next week

[@mevicky100]

this is the reason Headgum is worth negative money

[@incog.nyto.]

I think Marty is the reason actually.

[@kotov909]

@@incog.nyto. his parents took it all in the divorce

[@Lucarious]

The mad swings of Geoff being prideful of his rehire and immediately sad, was unexpected gold.

[@Julian-jd5yj]

A re-hire for this tire fire makes the ladies inquire…. About my credit score. I reverse cowgirled with my food processor

[@jakefeeneymusic]

where did this happen though?

[@kkithefirst8444]

"when the audience is happy..." It's never been.

[@matthewvoggel5385]

The disappointment in their faces is, for lack of a better term, fair.

[@Fellturtle]

fair is a fine term

[@incog.nyto.]

@@Fellturtle fair stands for fine and chair. It's a jine term (that's jeans and chine)

[@YouThinkWho]

Marika’s hair is goin craaaazy on this ep, slay

[@flipdiesel9652]

I asked my girlfriend to watch this episode with me today cause she’s never heard the show and she knows I listen to it. Yeah. She left me. Not 3 minutes went by before she was gone. You’re actually ruining lives with this pod.

[@Thickolas]

Three minutes is nothing. Nobody's patience should be that strained. So other issues were at play, right?

[@flipdiesel9652]

@@Thickolas perfect relationship up until this podcastrophy

[@conormaguire2599]

Best WHATS THAT ever

[@incog.nyto.]

As the unofficial 'What's That' scholar I agree.

[@anubislee36]

The first "what's that?" from the new hire Geoffry is one for the books. 6:31

[@Rocketmanrun]

Geoff might actually be a genius lol dude cracks me up

[@Wiggles2797]

Hired back to the instant regret of all involved. Geoff managed to output one of the worst episodes in recent history with his sour mood and fragile ego. I'd love to see a return of 'Marika Takes the Reigns' cause honestly we need more Marika in these troubling times. An absolute calamity of a podcast 6.5/10

[@bobsonny]

reins*, not reigns

[@Wiggles2797]

@@bobsonny What's that?

[@sahilmadan3617]

This is the only podcast in the world that benefits from audio delays and people accidentally speaking over eachother in a video call

[@Pughhead]

why

[@jonahobrien1331]

Thank god, with Geoff and this show retired I can finally sleep peacefully without his presence looming over me week after week. Edit: Fuck. The difference a letter makes.

[@DonnyD_Mingo]

This is easily one of my top 3 favourite podcasts and I hate that for me

[@DonnyD_Mingo]

Also my partner REEEEALLY likes row or however its spelled Theyll order the roll thats just seaweed wrapped around a wad of row and then top all the other sushi with it

[@rendog444]

My god I’ve never been so relieved to see a goddamn chipmunk

[@HalzyonMC]

One of the best "WHATS THAT?!?"s in a while

[@LegitimateContent]

12:52 still one of my favorite moments on this podcast

[@bballkid2345]

27:40 - 27:44 the look that is exchanged may be the peak of the pod.

[@ClonedControls]

Why are these 3 bozos so rude to Geoff? He has literally won a headgummy award so maybe treat him with a little respect.

[@willbrannon140]

Geoff is doing a great job. Bring back the POWER HOUR

[@laff2024]

Amir wants to know how Geoff's doing? Well he campaigned for 3 weeks for this platform back (including last week's threat), then within 20 minutes of getting it he wanted a 5 minute break because he was feeling violent. I don't think you can give "constructive feedback" on that.

[@Sunroc]

There it goes, the light of my life snuffed out by this this this... Upload. This is a snuff film.

[@connorpreston306]

What horrible news to wake up to

[@dylanjc]

I read the title as "Retired" and I was excited for a second.

[@TheGlazedBook]

It’s good to be back … said my anxiety. I cannot and will not take this. 10/10

[@colind1637]

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[@robbyf5522]

I hate to give him any credit but he is correct about the overhead lighting

[@TheEjaay]

This podcast does definitely not need a Geoff of the week segment

[@jessewilliams2820]

Whooaw... Geoff really made a meal of this. A banquet of sorts... a bad show for jorts.... on rice... in a hat. WITH A SIDE OF SAUCE. This ruined my day.

[@incog.nyto.]

Duck sauce, plum sauce, hoisin sauce, it's all the same

[@jessewilliams2820]

@@incog.nyto. It's thinking more of a.... JOISIN sauce. That's a kind of.... poison mixed with joy sauce.... on a rice.

[@incog.nyto.]

@@jessewilliams2820 what the fuck is joy sauce?

[@jacksonmississippiisdefmyname]

As the time counted down, I was so worried there wouldn't be a "You must not know" whew

[@Thickolas]

Johnny's on that Vidal Sassoon shit

[@MrBallofa]

The Real Podcast begins now 😈

[@Th3Marchioness]

Amir's story about the J&A fan who didn't care about meeting Jake makes me think he's just trying to get his own back because no-one ever asks for Yugo on NADDPOD...

[@ejoshcoron]

I'm actually grateful he's back 😳

[@bsmjth]

Marika's hair is winning rn. Also Geoff leave.

[@austinsanders4039]

Somewhere Zona Gale is shaking her head at the quality of this, I hate to say it, podcast.

[@nutmaster652]

was really hoping this was going to be chapter 2 of Hearts Kindred..

[@cheddarandsourcream]

Marika should have put Morbius on that shirt

[@Smiththebat]

I mean, you can have overhead lighting AND lamps…

[@Smiththebat]

You weirdo.

[@TheHighRoadToVictory]

The price of ice could've been a good game if he had transitioned into ice sculptures and whatever else

[@C4rps]

I think it's time for a Jake, Amir, Marika & Reilly episode. #GeoffIsOverParty

[@brianyobbz497]

I live in Reno, My cat and I can host the next Headgum retreat

[@lowtdog]

6:32 Jesus

[@SpyderJunki]

Marika, I would sincerely pay you cash money to have that shirt or if you made a limited drop as merch. Please Marika!

[@tricoastalelite]

this podcast is for a lack of a better word

[@thedanielpham]

Is Johnny wearing a Santos?!

[@anthony7960]

Rehired, no, re-bad.

[@4r1777]

god geoff is hilarious

[@manasavachat5101]

Second worst descision the company has made . The first was hiring him the first time.

[@leoschuehle1170]

The ONLY good thing about this episode is that Kool and the Gang is getting the ad revenue instead of Jeff

[@andante4904]

Already?! Way to sour my day, scratch that, my life

[@EseJandro]

I miss the audio books

[@NikhilWolf]

I was so happy when I saw the title for this video. Then I realized it's an "h", not a "t" ☹

[@teeess1909]

the zona gayle chapter was dope tho i would listen to more geoff - read audiobooks

[@leeohx7174]

MARIIKKAAAAAA

[@shahrukhconman_]

this is such a good one, unfortunately

[@Michael-mt4ey]

I'm up to here --> ''''''''''' with this shit

[@ConverseSC]

The decision to rehire Geoff was, for lack of a better word, ...bad

[@runedudez]

Return of the king. Marika, I mean. I don't care about Geoff.

[@Catteralluwu]

Goeffrey is so persecuted in this quintessential podcast for literally no reason it doesn't make any sense

[@sammystank7174]

Last week's episode was the show's peak, and now we're on a quick decline. Nosedive even.

[@Zaneti5386]

Worst one yet. I loved it

[@curtiscrover5544]

It's so sad to watch a fucking soundboard outperform Geoff.

[@Tom_Hillman]

this is so... nevermind

[@KeyboardAbhishek]

That was easy

[@DrPsychoSexy]

Constructive criticism: I feel like this would be more fun if the G-man got more sleep

[@tonoornottono]

look at his posture

[@DrPsychoSexy]

@@tonoornottono dont tell me what to do

[@NevinRiley]

THAT WAS EASY

[@smashino]

This is just bad. Johnny, Marika and Amir were great. The rest was bad though.

[@townekid]

S'fine.

[@hrhaakash]

It's not too late, please fire Geoff and make anyone, anyone the host of the show. I hear Amber Heard is available.

[@dedicatedsleuth]

Paul Dano could stand to learn a little something from Geoff here. CLEARLY it ain't hard to vacillate between extreme toxicity and mania in a professional role and still have a personal life that's.... well? Bad!

[@markunouchi]

This was somehow worse than the Zona Gale audio book pod of last week.

[@johnchapman1132]

I am still unsure if this is a joke hahah I think it’s a continuation of Geoffrey the dumb ass but…the acting is good haha

[@jomafu]

Rehired?? More like re-tired. As in, I’m tired..of Geoff… again.

[@JonathanFedee]

Marika looks mad cute with a ball cap. Geoff is awful.

[@mackflynncaswell6488]

marika ur genuinely so cute and wonderful pls let me buy u lunch sometime

[@captainautobots]

6:30 what's THAAAT?! 19:10 feeling violent 22:28 ad 2 ends 26:32 fighting over fish 30:12 $3.99?! 38:50 🎵 You must not know 3D🎵 41:21 he can't take it 44:31 🎵 You must know 'bout T🎵

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[@smashino]

This is just bad. Johnny, Marika and Amir were great. The rest was bad though.