Worst Episode Ever 4 - The Headgum Podcast - 165

Another nothing burger featuring Andrew Pile. Oh! And Marika and Casey.
And Geoff.
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[@thisplatformsucks]

Error in the title- this is actually Worst Episode Ever number 165

[@happypasta6]

*163 Their were at least 2 Geoff-less Marika hosted episodes

[@TheChristianna321]

​@@happypasta6🍕🍕🍕

[@brominedreams3798]

I like how Geoff has taken to sitting behind the producer's desk like he's some kind of mastermind when he is, at best, a mind.

[@Mimmest1]

This is the first time I have found myself genuinely angry at Geoff, that's how I know it's an all timer.

[@elliotkeil6063]

Geoff: [rambling about Headgum, or life, or nothing at all] Everyone: *Silence* Geoff: [Starts to elaborate] *A Podcast Guest Chimes In* Geoff: [Sharp admonishment] Guests and producers: [Dismay, Concern, & Amusement] Geoff: [Doubles down, enters a Plea for Help, or sometimes just plugs] Repeat after further dismay. Edit: What’s everyone’s Bond of the Week

[@user-xj2sm3xd5l]

I'm gonna go with Ralph Fiennes

[@wheelsongenius]

Professional fisherman Skeet Reese, because it's time for a James Pond.

[@btk72491]

Phillies First Baseman Rhys Hoskins Wondering why? You must not not know about Rhys, you must not know the Phillies.

[@incog.nyto.]

Geoff: [rambling about Headgum, or life, or nothing at all] Everyone: Silence Geoff: FUCK YOU GUYS Rinse and repeat

[@jamstahjam]

Hunter Biden

[@J5pro]

lofi headgum radio 🍙 - beats to spread joy/scald sand to

[@sinn1sl0ken]

I unironically can't get enough of Pile having a great time on this show for... some reason.

[@samvogel4179]

Geoff - @40:57 you mention my comment on the Lunch & Learn episode about how if you were to even slightly prepare for an episode they turn out well. I want you to understand that this is only because of the raw talent of those in the circle around you. They are making masterpieces out of scraps. You are nothing but the scrapman. Love you.

[@coreyperdue1966]

he also mentions it @10:42

[@Arceoxys]

At 19:00 Casey mentions that Amir often says Ahoy, or Ahoy-hoy. This is a reference to the Simpsons, where the one time Mr. Burns answers his own phone, he does so with "Ahoy-hoy!". The writers made Mr. Burns answer the phone this way because as Pile mentioned earlier, that is how Alexander Bell wanted the newly invented phone to be answered, as a subtle gag to how old he is. Geoff stinks, 0/10 podcast, wish I had the 165 hours I've spent on this show back

[@incog.nyto.]

Nerd

[@brandbacktattoo]

10:32 geoff noticing the tv broadcasting himself with such wonder is beautiful

[@phunkybarbie]

Casey, Marika, and Andrew all have very beautiful smiles that are great to see and are an antidote to Geoff’s poison.

[@ConverseSC]

I'm here when the video only has 1 view. It should probably stay at that number.

[@cookieeaturface]

Geoff looks like the hate child of Frank Zappa and Tommy Wiseau

[@elliotkeil6063]

He’s an overripe tomato of himself this fortnight.

[@timgehrsitz3267]

Never has someone's worst so quickly followed their best

[@LegitimateContent]

Pile is everything Geoff isn’t

[@user-xj2sm3xd5l]

You can make a mountain out of a molehill but you can't make a Pile out of a Geoff

[@huhihuh]

I dread seeing this in my recommendations

[@calvinmcmahon5749]

They should use more overlapping silence

[@alecwingfield7934]

The cuts to Casey just sitting are everything

[@samcoates6667]

Second pod in a row where Geoff has suggested being quiet. Now tell that to yourself, Geoffrey

[@ejoshcoron]

I know from Headgum Quiplash livestreams that Pile is hilarious. If you have no ideas one week just do a Quiplash with the gang!

[@bobsonny]

Geoff confidently misspelling and mispronouncing Nauru gives me life

[@laureezy1743]

Geoff specifically ask for the pit wall crew. They accept and show up, even after Geoff has bailed on so many episodes. Then Geoff to proceeds to have just one badly "planned" segment. He's a menace and needs to be stopped! See you next week

[@madcowdisguise]

Pile’s hair looks great. My hair is the same texture and need a segment on what products he uses. 15+ mins in the next episode is fine

[@bostonia]

Hanz De Fuko Quicksand. We can still do the segment though.

[@KCkane55]

Pileheads, rise up!

[@RacleandRaHill]

you guys should definitely do a “Presentation” episode where everyone makes a powerpoint anf presents it

[@DaddyTuesdayNight]

That's similar to "PowerPoint Showdown" hosted by Some Nobodies on KZbin. They have a new guest every episode, and everyone has to give a PowerPoint presentation that someone else made for them.

[@TruthBeTold447]

The ending made me laugh out loud. Just pure disappointment

[@Triskitout]

i love this weird fucking podcast.

[@nunya172]

This one is hysterical, thank y'all.

[@PepprCabbg]

cant take a rewatch psychically, can someone timestamp geoff mispeaking and immediately falling silent

[@PepprCabbg]

took the weekend off and mustered up my strength. 8:15

[@andrewcraigie5604]

Need more Pile in the future

[@Jonbutter]

I love the quick cut to Geoffrey as Casey says there’s structure to the Pit Wall

[@seanwalsh9942]

Not a good sign that this is the most used episode name, right Geoff? Make a change.

[@brandonwilcox3307]

This was quite possibly the actual worst episode ever. There was so much vitriol and poison in this ep that I'm surprised any of them made it out... well... alive.

[@scrungly]

insane thumbnail right off the bat

[@AndrewYellis]

The first part of Ada was written to be as confusing as possible to keep the youth from reading it. I’m shocked Geoff made it past page 3 but also now I know who he steals his vocabulary from. PS: next time have the guests play the game of outlining shadows and then watching the sun move. I hear it rules.

[@mmmatches]

Casey should've hijacked this and turned it into a Pit Wall ep, and I haven't even watched it yet

[@Omeomeom]

why? like literally why? can you explain? where is this coming from?

[@benlittleforest]

I feel like you could sell a mostly empty bag with some rice in it, as a collab with Review Revue, call it "loose rice in a bag." Lots of merch opportunities with this whole rice business

[@bobsonny]

every episode is good if it has Pile's Smile. in fact, let's make a segment of the bish

[@gambabom307]

19:07 such an abrupt ad break

[@katiex3171]

got my hopes in the first 15 seconds that geoff wouldn’t be here. extremely disappointed

[@Winteramen]

I want to shout out Amir. His and Geoff's dynamic is amazing and him not being on lately really shows

[@GregTurismo]

This is day 22 of asking Geoff if I can be on the podcast

[@elliotgoff]

TURISMO!!!!!!!!!! :)

[@GregTurismo]

Can't you see it now? Geoff literally SCREAMING at me on the show for not responding the same time he is talking?@@elliotgoff

[@rachel-lo6ty]

PILE HEADS WON

[@jcdrummerz96]

It should be statistically impossible for every episode of this podcast to be 'below average' and yet...

[@BigMcChriss]

A true nothing episode.

[@Shellitronnn]

a few weeks ago amir made a comment about not being on the show so much because he thinks he's become geoff's crutch, and he shouldn't need to be a permanent fixture for the concept to work. i didn't get it then but i do now

[@Brett.A]

It’s like global warming - this is the hottest summer ever, so far.

[@benlittleforest]

I feel like the gimmick with the "headgum podcast rice" would have to be that it is bad to eat, and I wouldn't want to do that to Marika's cousin.

[@applewhite8000]

love the ada or ador reference. very high brow kek

[@brianyobbz497]

Ok? …. Or you agree?

[@JustAGuy-iv5vg]

I love the Burn your Rice song

[@SonsaKay]

Ahhhh, well.....maybe next week! Maybe next week.

[@aotscout1120]

If you're ever short on ideas, please do that hilarious word definition game from ep 84 Oose

[@DeadInTheFace]

Long while no pile

[@trevorfraley1744]

back to form? no..BAD TO FORM. just like momma used to make it.

[@natedavis1125]

Can’t believe 165 hours of my life have been wasted in such a manor

[@thesuperherosoul]

You live in a manor ffs, just go in another room

[@gardenstein]

How do I turn this off

[@MrBallofa]

best episode

[@fun-fu2283]

Previous two eps were all timers, I can deal with an occasional wonky ep

[@jakedemedeiros9978]

Nauru, Na-OO-ROO, not “noir”, would never accept Geoff

[@user-pt4xh2jr8h]

mommy is ready for her joison

[@andante4904]

This is why you don’t get invited/considered for comic-con

[@jonoaks9834]

Hell, I doubt they’ll even be considered for Geomic-con

[@miamiamia1010]

i don't think white album is better than slouching towards bethlehem

[@mytitaniumalloy]

This show needs the antagonism between Amir and G

[@christiansires]

Justin Baggs sounds like a cool dude

[@donotworried]

❤ love it

[@comeon000]

I would buy Headgum rice.

[@Zepto_]

of all the things that peeve me about this show, somehow geoff mispronoucing Nauru has got to be the worst one. just send him to any deserted island instead

[@Mommy_Moss]

This was so scary please don’t do it again❤ 44:58

[@kelkanta]

29:49

[@T4ke2]

In Geoff’s defense, the lunch and learn was a good episode. However, this was a far cry from that and especially if they had stuck the original premise. That said I don’t think this belongs in the Worst Episode series

[@cheddarandsourcream]

All time mail in from Geoff, be better.

[@nr4941]

How are they still giving you resources. This ep was great but only for ME, I can assure you.

[@iamsajoga]

If Geoff moves to Canada I'm gonna move to strike him (from the record or otherwise)

[@C4rps]

This was nowhere near the worst, you can't go wrong with Pile as a guest. I just re-listened to ep 5 the Orioles one & it's still one of the best IMO.

[@WelcomeBackMeHere]

This episode ruined my life

[@Omeomeom]

I completely and utterly agree with geoff this episode could have been way better. It would have been nice if casey, marika, pile were caught in a better mood i guess. Also, am I supposed to prefer casey doing a podcast ad instead of actual content, casey? how does that make sense. Also marika was trying at the end and she was entertaining me but geoff you didn't have to end that early. To me who casey is makes no sense. Also, the ads sounding like encyclopedia entries kept me in the "Study Hall Episode" theme which is actually pretty sad if you think about what that says about the guests but also it's really cool because now you can "Study Hall Episode 2" sometime in the future Im excited for that. Also this was the first time in If I Were You Podcast history where Things Got Real.

[@Omeomeom]

speaking for myself tho

[@Omeomeom]

Also the show has structure casey everytime you say it I feel like I'm in a false reality and even if you think reading wikipedia entries is too dead end of a structure, slight restructuring and getting on geoff's ass is par for the course on this podcast it literally happens all the time.

[@Omeomeom]

most of the time rn it feels like people are using geoff ruins everything as a crutch like what do y'all bring to the table?

[@Omeomeom]

I wanna know the state of broadway right now. and also you didn't do bonds of the week you NEED to amend this

[@Jessedoespoo]

I wish jake and amir were in the actual "headgum podcast"

[@Tonywirthfilms]

this podcast is bad, and that's... good?

[@khattabhassan5522]

Early as always

[@azamat_bagatov69]

sadly, this one did not make me laugh.

[@we_played_Hob_Gobbies_together]

Geoff might be the most funniest individual ever. Does he do stand up?

[@btk72491]

Is Geoff the first individual you have ever seen? That’s the only way I can see someone thinking that

[@we_played_Hob_Gobbies_together]

@@btk72491 yes

[@samlange6937]

Geoff seems like he really wants to be some sort of wizard of Oz of podcasts, but while he figures it out he makes a lot of embarrassing and derailing blunders 😅

[@captainautobots]

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