HEADLOCK HEADLINES: All Out Fallout, Meltzer Meltz Down, & the Queen of Harts

Marvin Movie Monster is back with the 19th episode of the Headlock Headlines! Tooney Khan (Our Puppet Version of AEW owner Tony Khan) proved how hardcore he was at AEW All In, a show featuring hypodermic needles, thumb tacks, glass, barbed wire, and more. But when Marvin calls him out on the excessive bloodshed, we finally get the REAL story. Plus, Jon Moxley quotes dictators, Trip hates Bret Hart, and Dave SchMeltzer makes some BOLD life and death predictions!
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[@madridfan89]

The Shawn Michaels cocaine joke and adding Dave meltzers tongue was funny AF😂😂😂😂

[@ToonWrestling]

I think the coke joke was my favorite joke of the week but my favorite bit was the repeated "Heeeeeey!" "Hi..."

[@LifeUnchained1987]

You have an extreme lust for the ultraviolence - - that sounds like a Clockwork Orange quote

[@ToonWrestling]

That's what I was going for!

[@livefromlatveria2677]

Tony Khan becoming a serial killer in an attempt to justify small crowds nationwide is next level business acumen.

[@PlinianPixel]

Sobbing tooney khan is quickly becoming my favorite gimmick

[@JohnWilliams-wl9px]

I was expecting a joke that Triple H wasn’t there because he was teaching his daughter how to bury her competition before she goes to college.

[@EscapeArt15]

@@JohnWilliams-wl9px why is it that I want to slap Tony Khan but I wanna give Tooney Khan a hug?

[@blunelson8226]

🤣🤣🤣

[@JaimeD.]

Doesn't Triple H have like 3 children, if I'm not mistaken? That's a future stable that'll bury the competition through college 🎓. 😂

[@mitchmcmahon4079]

The toilet flush going into Tooney's theme song needs to be retained. It is like the glass shattering going to Austin's song.

[@ToonWrestling]

That was one of my favorite things this week!

[@Christian.J_hXc]

This show delivers every time 😂😂

[@yagamifire7861]

TK is so far on the spectrum he's hit ultraviolet

[@EscapeArt15]

He’s gone plaid!

[@daa589]

I felt so bad for tooney when he cried about wembley but this episode fixed my sympathy 😂

[@anthonydepasquale6672]

I chefs kissed so hard my fingers burst into flames, this is Botchamania level hilarity. It’s a crime this show doesn’t have three times the subscription count it currently has.

[@ToonWrestling]

Thank you! That's some high praise. Hopefully we'll get there in the future. The channel has only been around since December and we're likely gonna hit 5k subscribers within the next day or so. So hopefully we can get up to those levels at some point. I'm hopeful!

[@chrissalem3747]

"iconic matches? Hmm what's that - can I spend it?" 😂😂😂

[@wandajackson934]

I find that sock puppet dave melzter has more charisma than the real one. 😅

[@BahnYuki]

I'm only 4 minutes in and i had to hit pause cause I'm in public place almost crying from laughter. Easily the highlight of TTW.

[@paulcarpenter7844]

Me too I was literally shopping I had Turn Isle

[@ToonWrestling]

LOL the goal of the Headlines is not to embarass you guys in public!

[@mistermetalskull3107]

20:59 - Nah Tripps. That was Corey Feldman. Brett was by the water cooler.👌

[@Knikon79]

I recently found this channel, and I am so glad that I did. I have been a wrestling fan for almost 40 years, and this episode had me laughing so hard I was crying. It is sad that you can put on a more entertaining show with a few puppets and a sock than anything that AEW has put on in forever. Keep up the good work.😂

[@burninghammerstudios7033]

Greetings Jobber Monster 😂 Tooney Khan should get multiple entrances all the time now 😂😂😂

[@scotgrig6840]

Love the tk rap lol

[@alfredhardin5431]

This is the most fun that I have had watching wrestling in a long time😂

[@mistermetalskull3107]

"Greetings, 2 fans of real pro wrestling." - Toony Khan Is he talking to the Young Bucks?

[@tiggerbane4325]

No he has to greet himself or he’d forget he was there.

[@darcanjel7]

"Look how they massacred my boy". 😂😂😂😂😂

[@darcanjel7]

Tooney Khan....don't you ever change.

[@Againstallodds20]

This was phenomenal, my favorite part was was the end with Tooney Khan Crying but that old lesbian line is a close second for me. Lol

[@DilanQuill]

I'm pretty sure Hitler would be a better promo than Moxley so I can understand the blatant plagiarism. The 'hey' 'hi' joke will never not be funny.

[@mohammadbashammakh]

About time you upload a new headlock headlines

[@alistairrae9807]

I will give Trips credit Bret has become a bitter old man

[@phatjonesCCP]

The Montreal screwjob destroyed his brain😂😂😂

[@markfacebook]

I cant wait till Tony books a feud between Mox and MJF where Mox blames MJF for Hollywood Wokeness and the Banking crisis. Lol

[@garydevlin8178]

You can just imagin Dave Smeltzer’s finisher being the world’s slowest ever variant of the Worm 😆

[@taylork7530]

11:32 Tapped his nose when he didn’t wash his hands.

[@ToonWrestling]

He claimed he was "The washer of hands, the flusher of potties the user of the bidet" but we all know the music hit too quickly after the flush...

[@jeffbartko3401]

“I guess if one was to commit murder. The safest and most anonymous place to do so would be on an AEW show” Lol!!! I was cracking up 😆🤣😂

[@waynesmith8431]

Love me some Tooney Town!

[@fatbean2000]

I love the joke about Brett being still alive killed me lol!

[@vonVile]

Marvin, you could have saved $80 by paying for 2 better TNA PPVs instead of wasting it on AEW. Be sure to watch Bound For Glory for only $40 in October.

[@marcusbrothers5221]

Nash thought he was over, but it wasn't him, it was his career.

[@thnzxc]

10:04 I laughed my ass off at this part!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@iamdb1990]

I like the long term storytelling, any time you don't have ideas, you can just have Tooney enter the room 8 times and boom, video done lol

[@marcusbrothers5221]

That 100 you spent could be going into the crafting of a plush-American Ric Flair

[@liquidamerican8543]

You are good at what you do. Keep doing it.

[@troesler81]

Poor Stick Stickley.

[@nakamaswarrior292]

Chuck E. Cheese AND Headlock Headlines in one night!? This might be too much awesome for me.

[@aarongritsch8394]

I lost it when Bryan Alvarez disparaged AEW, that was great!

[@ItBeHurka]

I legit went "Holy S**t" at the cocaine joke followed by Toony's music.

[@cm_carlito]

Uncle Dave has a tongue now... LOL

[@ToonWrestling]

I started doing that in the daily videos

[@JaimeD.]

22 minutes of HH for a Monday evening was hilarious and it boggles the mind of the BCC angle through Jon Moxley. Even Alfred from Pro Wrestling Bits did a video about it recently, which is good.

[@PlatinumRoseLady]

*Listens to the disparaging of Bret Hart.* *Sighs* Okay. *Goes into Godzilla Diva Mode* Also, I think Tooney might be possessed. You might want to get a hold of the Wincheser brothers.

[@linsithebe7080]

9:20, Bro started cooking DM like he was gamey bird meat

[@rachlovesnados5594]

Missed headlock headlines alot 🥺🧡

[@ElmoKnowsWhereYouLive5150]

"I care nothing for who you are or what you do." Uh... Yeah, dun-nuh-nuh, dun-uh-nuh, HE was like that for about 2 decades.

[@garydevlin8178]

Not gonna lie, that few second suspense of oh god is he?! …would he?! …really be about to unveil a puppet Broken Matt or Woken Muppet if you wiiiilll 😱😆

[@RubyDiamond2316]

Get down off the spectrum 😆😆😆 We need a Down With the Spectrum song parody lol

[@SoraMatt]

Watching Tooney Khan is just too much.

[@JaEm2162]

I didn't expect Trip to bash Bret 😳

[@erikcarlson6374]

It always cracks me up that Tooney is like, a borderline Cenobite and also a total weiner. I keep expecting him you come out in bondage gear with kid safe snaps or some such. Keep up the good work!

[@dillonadkins09]

OMG Movie Monster is trying TOO hard, this is so much more entertaining than every single one of these shows😂😂😂

[@chilvokiyo]

Woooooooooooooooooooo headlock headlines

[@Meadaa]

i love david smeltzer

[@Dxmxn_slayer]

Good job Jobber Monster

[@michaelkeha]

The thing is with AEW is they never developed the image or atomsphere that makes hardcore sell not has it courted the audience that likes that kind of wrestling hell their politics actively chases them away

[@marsaillecanty765]

10:45 😂

[@Pugiron]

Bret the Hitman's Mark

[@raiHo15]

But you gotta admit, their 170 million a year is pretty decent for them.

[@starmanfaned]

Jobber Monster

[@mohammadbashammakh]

Just a reminder that toony khan is the same guy who cried like a little baby when cm punk yelled at him and called him a clown

[@IrishKyokushin]

Yes. He feared for his life.

[@davidkelling159]

Brett Hart was an amazing promo, HHH just doesn't have the jam!

[@korywilliamsO.G.1]

Just to add a little context here, the I-75 shootings happened 76 miles South of Lexington, a full 2 days before the AEW show. How does that explain LOW ticket sales.....PERIOD??? No one was willing to drive 7 miles to see that abortion, let alone 76 miles, IJS. BTW, I live in Kentucky just in case some AEW fan tries to say something stupid.

[@BetterCallJamie]

Keep it up Marv :)

[@adamdenby1282]

Tony vs pinhead I watch it haha

[@LongLiveRockAnRoll]

Ah yes, the hypodermic needle cinderblock cage match. Will that become an official match type now? Meltzer gave it the same star rating as Savage vs Steamboat at Mania 3, so you never know, it just might.

[@geneanthony3421]

Always good content!

[@marcusbrothers5221]

Why is Alverez a tongue depressor / naked popsicle? Help me out. I wanna laugh too

[@stephennicoil5225]

Hell yes! Been waiting for this!!!

[@ToonWrestling]

All good things come to those who wait! :)

[@stephennicoil5225]

@@ToonWrestling Worth it!

[@firewatch814]

Finally!!😂

[@ToonWrestling]

Quality takes time, friend. I could produce these every week but they'd be a quarter of the runtime and a quarter as funny.

[@firewatch814]

@@ToonWrestling the wait time is well worth it Marvin.

[@rameybutler-hm7nx]

Great video

[@joewright6095]

My top two wrestling podcast. Don tony is my other one. Don tony isnt funny but really cool to listen to.

[@robdurfee6861]

What do you have against Sami Zayn Marv? You’re always throwing shade at him 🤣

[@davidtrainor9569]

Any interest in Warhammer 40k? I'd love to hear your thoughts on the new game

[@phatjonesCCP]

Some old lesbian😂😂

[@marcusbrothers5221]

Where is Woo Furball?

[@ToonWrestling]

@@marcusbrothers5221 you wanna build it?

[@Turtlejohn8]

I hate to tell you this, but technically you just quoted Hitler on your show too😂😂

[@ToonWrestling]

lol I did it ironically. They did it seriously

[@Turtlejohn8]

@@ToonWrestling isn't that just what a secret Nazi would say?😉 I'm onto you, monster.

[@Turtlejohn8]

Boy this comment will look weird out of context

[@Turtlejohn8]

Bro if you need the link to stream those pay-per-views without having to pay, let me know. I'm not going to post it publicly because I don't want to get them shut down, but I will send it to you

[@ToonWrestling]

I appreciate it. It’s a thing for me if I’m covering it for the show I’m gonna pay for it. It’s a personal morals thing. Not judging anyone who does it. I just don’t.

[@Turtlejohn8]

@ToonWrestling ah. Fair enough. I mean if you're making money off of them, may as well at least contribute the money that they rightfully earned because you watched their program. I totally get it.

[@ms.october_3096]

Part of me wants to troll AEW fans and say it’s CZW and say it’s awesome that’s CZW make it to tv 😂 to see what happens. Cause it’s true AEW is like CZW

[@eugenevids]

I don't get how every metric trends down, but AEW gets more money. Tv is an odd business.

[@samlee-fe4gu]

Have you ever seen a hypocrite. [Me] yes every time I look in the mirror.

[@sarakuester159]

i love u trip but u talkin a lot of smack pal

[@Abioticwinter]

Trips is right. Hart sucks always did. Also tired of his crying.

[@nikkip7045]

This is absolutely amazing 😂 you got to make a mone puppet and do a skit! Pleaseeeeee haha

[@WhatIfJojoSiwaWasGay]

Duh nuh nuh. Duh nuh nuh. Me.

[@james2651]

That's the best catchphrase in the entire series.