My Dead Gay Son - Heathers: The Musical +LYRICS

(p) Yellow Sound Label owns this music, not me. But enjoy!
RAM'S DAD:
You wait just a minute, Paul!
It is ignorant, hateful talk like yours
that makes this world a place
our boys could not live in!
They were not dirty!
They were not wrong!
They were just two lonely verses
in the Lord's great song!
KURT'S DAD:
Our boys were pansies, Bill!
RAM'S DAD:
Yes! My boy's a homosexual,
and that don't scare me none
I want the world to know...
I love my dead gay son!
I've been thinking. Praying.
Reading some magazines.
And it's time we opened our eyes.
Well, the good Lord made the universe
The Lord created man
And I believe it's all a part of his
gigantic plan.
I know God has a reason
for each mountain and each flower
and why he chose to let our boys
get busy in the shower
They were not dirty!
They were not fruits!
They were just two stray laces
in the Lord's big boots
Well, I never cared for homos much
until I reared me one
but now I've learned to love...
I love my dead gay son!
CONGREGATION:
He loves his son
He loves his son
His dead gay son!
RAM'S DAD:
Now, I say my boy's in heaven
and he's tanning by the pool
The cherubim walk him and him,
and Jesus says it's cool!
They don't have crime or hatred
there's no bigotry or cursin'
Just friendly fellows dressed up
like their favorite village person!
They were not dirty
They just had flair
They were two bright red ribbons
in the Lord's long hair
Well, I used to see a homo
and go reachin' for my gun
but now I've learned to love...
And furthermore!
These boys were brave as hell
These boys, they knew damn well
Those folks would judge 'em
they were desperate to be free
They took a rebel stance
stripped to their underpants
Paul, I can't believe that you
still refuse to get a clue
after all that we been through
I'm talking you and me!
In the summer of '83
KURT'S DAD:
That was one hell of a fishing trip.
CONGREGATION:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
They were not dirty - Whoa!
And not perverse -- No no!
They were two stray rhinestones
on the Lord's big purse!
BOTH DADS:
Our jobs are now continuing
that work that they begun!
CONGREGATION:
'Cause now we love, love, love!
We love your dead-
BOTH DADS:
They're up there disco dancing
to the thump of angel wings!
They grab a mate and roller skate
while Judy Garland sings!
They live a playful afterlife that's
fancy-free and reckless!
KURT'S DAD:
They swing upon the pearly gates
BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION:
And wear a pearly necklace!
Whoo!
They were not dirty!
They were good men!
And now they're happy bear cubs
in the Lord's big den!
BOTH DADS:
Go forth and love each other now,
like our boys would have done
EVERYONE:
We'll teach the world to love...
BOTH DADS:
I love my dead gay son!
My son! My son!
CONGREGATION:
Not half bad, your dead gay son!
Wish I had your dead gay son!
Thank you, dad, for your...
BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION:
Dead! Gay! Son!

[@elise6080]

i will admit even though ram was a total dick, his dad is actually a good person for deciding to open his heart and love his son

[@abby3008]

didn't he beat his son?

[@guitarhero7219]

This is why it's one of the cutest/funniest songs in the musical! *=)*

[@hollywoo81]

That's the delicious irony. Their sons are awful dicks, not gay at all, and their dads are also narrow minded dicks. They had to lose their sons in a "shady" incident for them to suddenly love and accept the homosexuality of their kids, who are dead... and very not gay. I just cackle with joy whenever I hear this song. It's so dark.

[@Emma-hj3id]

^^^ I think they were actually secretly gay though! I mean, remember that one part? "RAM'S EATING CHINESE TONIGHT!"

[@DNACat-uk2kg]

"STFU KURT!"

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

Imagine finding out your son was gay and committed suicide and then on the funeral your husband also comes out as gay

[@flynnbraithwaite4322]

Big oof

[@izzyravin9713]

Suddenly your husband’s friend’s wife starting to look THICC

[@mariogirgenti3033]

@@izzyravin9713 O O P

[@-sesameseed-9650]

izzy ravin XJXJXJXJXJXJ NO I CANNTTTT 😭💀💀💀

[@kettle9416]

@@izzyravin9713 W H E E Z E

[@shaddupheatha5473]

I put this in my mum's hymn playlist. Her reaction was priceless

[@darkchocolate5494]

Oh my god 😂 😂 😂

[@larabuitrago4631]

What did she say

[@randomspaghettibowl8374]

😂

[@rosy5807]

SHADDUP HEATHA XD

[@bea7507]

XD omg!

[@leopardsun]

Things their boys were not: -dirty -wrong -fruits -flairless -perverse -bad men Things their boys were: -lonely verses in the Lord's great song -stray laces in the Lord's big boots -bright red ribbons in the Lord's long hair -stray rhinestones on the Lord's big purse -happy bear cubs in the Lord's big den

[@milkshook9497]

You forgot *a homosexual

[@marssdear]

This made me laugh way more then it should’ve lmao

[@TheGodOfFestivals]

They were also pansies😊

[@thegirl3457]

You forgot gay

[@midnight9487]

And brave

[@jng5252]

Please play this at my funeral. And my wedding.

[@emmamiller368]

I will

[@samg5601]

Most Hamilton Fans (myself included)- "I love my dead gay son!" **looks at Hammy and John Laurnes**

[@niamhbrowne1259]

oh my god only realised that now! won't be able to forget that now

[@alyssa-lt9kh]

YES

[@birdlawco]

Confirmed.

[@sadieshaheen7202]

YES #ALEXANDERLAURENS

[@birdlawco]

+Sadie Shaheen it's Lams yo

[@creepypastalover1028]

I imagine Kurt's and Ram's ghosts standing near like: WTF? Were not GAYS!

[@shutupberdly]

BuT nOt BecaUse We'Re gAy

[@briannab8259]

@@shutupberdly nO, Not BEcAuSe We'Re gAy

[@catherinemoul9160]

We'Re cLOse bUt NoT tHAt WaY

[@Someloser3232]

Comments: What happened in the summer of '83~ Gumball: NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE SUMMER OF '83! Also.. I see the Hamilton fandom is strong here....

[@samdee7086]

I hate when people legitimately ship Kurt and Ram, like, “oh my precious dead gay babies!” Like... please stop.

[@marcieasuncion6989]

shcuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me mY pReCI ous dEa d gA y BaBIE s

[@slushy333]

@@marcieasuncion6989 lol

[@PeppermintyFreshh]

if my dad doesnt sing this at my funeral im not going

[@autumnsimeonedawn9240]

I wish my friend sings this 😂 But instead of "i love my dead gay son" it's "i love my lesbian friend"

[@littlezorkie9311]

Angel’s dad singing this at his funeral

[@tensegranny]

If my dad doesn't sing this on my funeral I'm not dying

[@slushy333]

SAME BRO-

[@ayoutubechannel8540]

Same lmao

[@danielfenton9227]

Immortality is gonna be rough

[@Neon.55555]

@@danielfenton9227Real *I didn’t download the dad extension pack*

[@Theartistdee]

⁠@@Neon.55555DAD EXTENSIONS??💀⚰️

[@destinyparkhurst3841]

Heather Candler; Gets song about how great she is Kurt and Ram; Gets song about how GAY they are

[@destinyparkhurst3841]

who got the short end of the stick?

[@usedcar74]

Is that a difference, or just synonyms for awesome

[@lelaamsr]

Same difference

[@fuyuhikokuzuryu9387]

*C A N D L E R*

[@broadwaybrat1986]

Destiny Parkhurst And both are lies if you think about it

[@MrRoBoi-hp8gx]

“Y E S. MY BOY’S A *HOMOSEXUAL*.” This is gonna be me if my son comes out as gay.

[@Justice237]

Hopefully he's not dead too ...

[@SN-mb6kv]

I wish all parents reacted that way.....)':

[@robertoorrego4374]

I'd honestly sing this song with my son's friends dad if my son says he's gay

[@numberanother5630]

And sing as it goes if your son is a transgirl

[@Austin_doodles]

Mood

[@breeziebunnie3294]

the fact that this entire song was derived from a singular, tearfully-delivered line in the movie makes me feel some pride in being alive to hear this.

[@paolapeguero1637]

I" love mah dead gay son."

[@oliviamorales9406]

Same with Our Love is God and Beautiful

[@Musicalfan69420]

Same

[@cupio-stardust]

Same with Blue.

[@accidentlyamazing7423]

Song before this (Our love is God): *Emotionally intense with themes of murder, suicide and abusive relationships.* Next song: I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON

[@karisaubrey4404]

AccidentlyAmazing it seems like they have a light hearted one before a serious one.

[@vegandinonuggs]

Its like the lion king: heres a song to distract you from the emotionally scarring death you just saw! HAKUNA MATATA

[@daisymay6684]

@@vegandinonuggs 😂

[@jessidunn0551]

Don't forget that before the intense murder yet sweet song was the song about blue balls😂

[@thecrunchiestleaf8447]

Jessi Dunn05 BE MORE CHILL First: The Pitiful Children- song about squip wanting to take over the student body, and Jeremy has one chance to stop him Next: The Pants Song- song about if you love someone, you wear pants for them

[@laurenlees8641]

that was one hell of a fishing trip

[@michellekent8250]

If you don't mind me asking, what happened in the summer of 83??

[@disneykidsforever4450]

+Michelle Kent He's recalling back to the tie. On way they wee young and filled with hormones and "were experimenting" like a lot of teenagers do.

[@katieh8721]

+DisneyKidsFOREVER They weren't even teenagers lol. In Beautiful it's said that this takes place in '89. Kurt and Ram would've been around 13

[@Emma-hj3id]

Michelle Kent they went on a weekend long fishing trip and did some "stuff"

[@reptilerepresentative7937]

DisneyKidsFOREVER If they were experimenting, t wasn't temporary. The two actors straight up start making out mid-song.

[@cyrilj3743]

okay so the dads are gay for each other and i'm fine w/ that but what about their wives???

[@roach4499]

also gay

[@cyrilj3743]

sounds fine to me

[@tsuyuasui869]

They have double dates every other Saturday.

[@grraven]

i knowww

[@itsanna0735]

Head cannon: the only reason Ram and Kurt’s moms and dads got married is so they could go on double dates every Sunday to pretend that the married ones are the couples but in reality they’re all gay and just trying to cover it up.

[@janellaenglehart1991]

This man just singlehandedly ended homophobia

[@StarlightPrism]

I love it when musical adaptations turn a single line into a big musical number.

[@VainVanitas]

StarlightPrism like our love is God. like I just watched the original the other day and you can barely hear JD say it but it's there and then you listen to the song and it's just like woooooah

[@rosegirl3220]

StarlightPrism When they do it well like this it is very entertaining, when they drone it on like in Legally Blonde the Musical (Ellen realizing she got picked for the interndhip) not so much.

[@janigoag3431]

i was in legally blonde the musical jr, and the song was pretty ok, but i see what u mean (i was a delta nu)

[@anisahgarcia1650]

Antnj81 wtf 😤

[@rhodopisdenile8977]

Antnj81 god you are so negative.

[@JustObsessing]

Well we definitely know they aren't European

[@jillianbean281]

Well, is it relevant to presume? That a hottie in that costume, is automatically, radically?

[@mommamoffat8389]

+Nia Longly Ironically chronically

[@jillianbean281]

+Tess Moffat certainly flirtanly!

[@mommamoffat8389]

+Nia Longly Genetically medically

[@claireekwall3244]

gay, Officially gay, Officially gay gay gay gay

[@shvuhva9962]

Two Bros sitting in a hot tub Five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay edit: how did this get so many likes thank you :)

[@madisonray6630]

except they are

[@5t4nl3y]

4 guys chillin in a sandpit, 1 foot apart cuz they're all gay

[@sxnshinebee4524]

OML THATS MY FAV VINE COUGH Cough GAy vine COUGH

[@indiaandbabita6035]

They're dead and gay. What more could ya ask for lmfao

[@regine587]

dxliie Two Bros sitting in a hot tub right on top of each other cause they’re very gay

[@chubledoobles4257]

Just imagine someone finding heathers for the first time and this is the first song they listen to

[@carolinebenton5106]

This was mine... at least it wasn't Blue....

[@gren5466]

this was mine

[@nicolefaith7000]

mine was dead girl walking....lol

[@Cat-nb5qs]

Mine was Candy Store, and then, uh Blue...

[@hanaortiz7596]

mine was Candy Store because my friend is on a dark, dark, DARK path and wants to drag me down as well apparently.

[@logandavis4727]

"I'm talking about you and me! In the summer of '83" "We said no homo tho"

[@non-binarycoding5505]

Logan Davis "We *LIED*"

[@katekarvelis412]

Logan Davis 😂

[@prettymajestic4804]

Logan Davis TEARS.

[@valhund2629]

I'm late but I'm crying! This is hilarious

[@Regmuslima]

XD

[@LadyBigLord]

I love imagining Ram and Kurt's ghosts at the funeral watching this scene unfold and Kurt's like "Our dads..are GAY???" and Ram, "FOR EACH OTHER?????" And both the boys are just confused and disgusted, meanwhile Chandler's in the back wheezing and coughing up drain cleaner like :I'D DIE OF LAUGHTER IF JESSE JAMES DIDN'T DO ME IN FIRST HOLY SHIT"

[@CJCroen1393]

I'm totally onboard with that XD

[@dusknightwings7821]

I ship it.

[@theofficalsilentraven]

Okay we need that to be animated !

[@theedgyteenager9383]

I refuse to believe anything else happened.

[@user-cw3qw8cj5o]

@@theofficalsilentraven ON IT!!!

[@danterodriguez8153]

i am so pleasantly confused by this musical

[@danterodriguez8153]

THIS PART IN THE ACTUAL MUSICAL FUCKED ME UP BUT IN THE BEST WAY EVER

[@alisonfool]

Dante Rodriguez it fucked Kurt and Rams dad's up in the best way possible *ba dum tisssss*

[@AbnormalAzure]

-SAME- Agreed. XD

[@sophiarose3608]

Dante Rodriguez watch the movie, you'll understand

[@gayratparker]

I was gonna say that, Sophia Rose

[@kylieramberg4505]

"They were not dirty" oh if only you had heard Blue 😂

[@batgirl5751]

I wonder how this song would be different if they had...

[@edwardcromwell9228]

The point is that the people they kill get remembered as far better than they actually were

[@riverudonta8268]

Retweet this 10000x

[@margaritahdz3713]

😂😂😂😂

[@adehagstrom1440]

😂😂😂

[@ghdzik]

Kurt and Ram in hell be like 2 guys sitting in a hot tub 5 feet apart bc their not gay.

[@beeperscreepers4263]

Only to later find out that they both left the hot tub and are elsewhere

[@Ricco_The_Nerrd]

there in a hot tub 3 feet apart tho

[@user-hz6yg9no4w]

The context of "summer of 83" makes it sound like a long time ago... The play takes place in 1989... the summer of 83 was only 6 years ago in the musical... Kurt and Ram were 11...

[@eadlynjune]

DaHugMonsta Oh my, I never even thought about that.

[@ellarasei4404]

Damn I really don't wanna like this comment bc it's already at 666 😂 Edit: I just had too 😂

[@jtroxler8]

CyanCybershock and Kurt says in Big Fun “His FOLKS got a waterbed”, so at least Ram’s parents are still together by the time of the story. Mr. Sweeney straight up had an affair. Possibly Mr. Kelly too, but I don’t know he was currently married.

[@nagitokomaeda9845]

O h s h I t

[@itsatecnotatec]

._.

[@RylieMichelle]

I want this played at my wedding and also my funeral.

[@doughnuttv5504]

Same

[@max-playlist]

Rylie Michelle Same

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

can someone change this to a lesbian version? ...asking for a friend.

[@paulaandream.garcia5118]

Rylie Michelle oh yES PLEASE. 💟✨

[@EmperorOfChaos]

That is hilarious.

[@smolchild4627]

Before I listened to the musical I thought the phrase "I love my dead gay son" was referring to JD

[@tqiga]

same

[@CJCroen1393]

Nah, if it was JD they'd say "bi". Well, that and JD's dad wouldn't be saying he loves his son regardless of if he was dead or gay. ...Aw, I made myself sad :(

[@arandomqueerfanpeep7655]

@@CJCroen1393 Jd's dad; I hate my dead bi son

[@elizabethsydney5664]

Same 🙈

[@pessoaanonima8435]

Kk same, "you make my ball so blue" was so confusing to me

[@gaybitch5834]

This is the third Heathers song I've heard. cute, but confusing with no context.

[@petite9580]

Omg same I've listened to beautiful and candystore

[@petite9580]

But I have no idea wtf is going on hehe 🤣🤣

[@mc_lara2230]

its much more messed up in context

[@Kate-zg3lg]

basically, Kurt and Ram were murdered by J.D, and it was covered up, by making it look like a homosexual suicide pact. and everyone believed it. I know this is 2 years late.

[@michaeljacksheeheen]

Michael?

[@KC-ds7sp]

I have promised my brother to sing "I love my dead bi bro" when he dies .-.

[@CJCroen1393]

I'd ask my sister to do the same for me, but something tells me she'd say no XD

[@apathetictrash2478]

"I love my dead bi bro" that's amazing

[@literallygaston2489]

Austin Boo not funny, didn’t laugh

[@slushy333]

sadyy im a daughter, so it would be like i love my dead pan daughter, and it doesnt fits, so i just want my parents to sing i love my dead PAN son, cause daughter doesnt fits, wHy-

[@PeppermintyFreshh]

@@slushy333 "I love my dead pan girl" fixed it, your welcome

[@lisamarie2698]

Hamilton: Love my son. Heathers: Love my dead gay son.

[@magiv4205]

Heatha V it's more of a sideways glare at laurens stubbornly refusing to leave the closet (i know it was the bes he could do back then but still)

[@aidantoryk9488]

I'm Dead Heathers was on Broadway before Hamilton so no. Please stop with the dumb Hamilton comments.

[@auriolly]

Actor In Disguise I thought Heathers never was on Broadway.

[@auriolly]

Actor In Disguise I thought Heathers never was on Broadway.

[@auriolly]

Actor In Disguise I thought Heathers never was on Broadway.

[@NayvieNoir]

Near the end of this song, the screen behind them starts showing rainbows and it's the greatest thing

[@NayvieNoir]

***** Yeah, I'm complete theater trash

[@italycatlovespasta]

+KuraiChan In the production I saw they just started making out

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

also they just start making out mid-song

[@natalie_the_ratalie]

KuraBlue for the version I saw they changed all the spotlights to rainbow colors and I just AHHH YES

[@foxglove-woods]

God has -Long hair -Ribbons in hair -Boots w/ laces -Bag w/ jems Also heaven has a swimming pool? God has *_style_*

[@kashidean6874]

"That was one hell of a fishing trip" is now what I'll say when I have sex with a person of the same gender

[@EnderPearlGirlHunger_Games_Fan]

KashiDean SAME

[@evanbrosky1489]

Frogboxe ...?

[@namelast4384]

I LOVE NEW GAY LINGO

[@Borninxixax]

r/ihavesex

[@redlineriot1955]

AHHAHAH

[@godisdeadandimheretorule7587]

wait are the dad's gay---

[@Emma-hj3id]

CrabbyTabby yes

[@heyitschevonne6322]

yes watch the bootleg

[@rainily3054]

CrabbyTabby Well, it was one hell of a fishin trip yep

[@chloer6918]

Yeah, they kiss in the musical

[@rainily3054]

Chloe Rundle hearing that makes me like the song more thank you

[@Alperson18]

This song is the epitome of "they're a little confused but they got the spirit"

[@XxCircus_freakxX]

Best comment here 💀💀

[@morenitalove6296]

Ram's Ghost: My whole family thinks I'm gay..I guess it's always been this way..they make note of the way I walk..makes them think that I like....boys.

[@wowisntitanamazinglyamazin9550]

Xander Blackheart even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay

[@belledelphine9692]

Bo Burnham.

[@belladonnakisses131]

I RESPECT YOU

[@beeperscreepers4263]

Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay...that stupid son of a --

[@bookbutterfly6613]

Pericisi Belanoche And Left Brain Right Brain is Be more chill

[@scarscarj3033]

as a lesbian, i want this to be the way I get expelled. talent show, have my whole grade in on it. start singing this with my friend. the crowd is the congregation. it would be amazing.

[@krisdave1221]

scarlett sullivan Yess or make this one of the songs you dance to at prom

[@altoidman4300]

Lol I kinda did this So i'm asexual and I have a couple other LGBTQ+ friends, and the talent show was coming up and we were just kinda "let's do this weird thing that will probably get is suspended" so we got all the other LGBTQ kids in my school to sing it together. I got suspended for a week.

[@rosy5807]

toid pod 2.0 you freaking legend.

[@JustAnotherGeekX]

@@altoidman4300 *respect*

[@literallygaston2489]

toid pod 2.0 depending where you live what they did to you could be illegal.

[@delilahandaria6198]

I just realized This takes place in '89 '83 was only 6 years ago

[@katvalentine7599]

Okay? I really don't see the big deal people are talking about?

[@devilinasundress8267]

@@katvalentine7599 (2:14 my dude)

[@katvalentine7599]

@@devilinasundress8267 okay? Kurt and ram were 11? What's the deal?

[@hulluelli]

Billie is cool nah, it means that their dads banged 6 years before this, and since kurt and ram were 11 then, doesn’t that mean that their dads cheated on their moms? thats my guess

[@fuyuhikokuzuryu9387]

@@katvalentine7599 you are young.

[@KiddEzra]

It's weird how everyone's shipping Kurt and Ram but no one is shipping this actual ship... people thought they were gay and the fathers weren't.... Boy were they wrong

[@oblivioath3323]

theodd1sout- ;)

[@Yehe13]

Welp

[@isabelafreitas8438]

YES!!! I want fanfic and fannart about the parents! Lol

[@sylveonumbreon6090]

How about both?

[@sophiehatheway8799]

@@sylveonumbreon6090 that's what I'm saying

[@AlyssaRueckert]

Oh my god this is one of the best songs to compare the movie and the musical. The musical version is so much more... fun. A lovely lil gospel song about accepting Ram's "homosexuality." This scene almost had me crying in the movie.

[@elliot-sowdon]

Kurt and Ram: were found dead together in their underwear next to a note saying that they were gay. Historians: “...they were just friends.” Kurt and Ram: “Finally! Some one gets it!”

[@izzyoranges8005]

This is the first Heathers song I've listened to.... * takes deep breath * I need to talk with this fandom

[@god7632]

D E T E R M I N A T I O N Listen to Blue lol

[@paolapeguero1637]

We have better topics in this musical I swear lol

[@newspaper_stand]

My first song was Blue...

[@druvjuice6906]

So I’m the only person who got into a song that matched the movie. Meant to be yours....

[@lucychristine7454]

This was my first time listening to this song and I'm still laughing 😂😂😂

[@vd2485]

"That was one hell of a fishing trip" What?! "Our jobs are now continuing the work that they begun!" I think I'm interpreting these lines wrong. XD haha..

[@samg5601]

Your probably not. In the show they basically come out of the closet right there in front of everybody. They kiss and everything.

[@Snowypup44]

I was gonna like that comment but it's at 69

[@miamafalda1118]

You are interpreting those lines exactly right.

[@emmimikkonen9405]

I have a funny story. Before I saw heaters I have heard this song and I knew there is a character named JD who dies. So I always thought that this song was about JD and some other guy. When I started watching heaters and when Veronica was singing about liking JD I just laughed like “hahahahahahah he’s gay”

[@coldhearted800]

HEATERS

[@CLEFCOLORS]

jd: goes on a date with her you: wait that's illegal

[@pokemon9oct]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH WAY TOO MUCH

[@valecosta8113]

Ok, this is Heathers or Hamilton

[@kelvee4998]

puppyinabox puppy smh he probably doesn't tbh

[@lindaneal9335]

Valentina Costa its heathers

[@michaellamb1007]

Tawa lol tru...

[@Codiliabra]

BASICALLY

[@dlobberfinkles2491]

HAHAHAHHAHA

[@abigailcockbane8640]

TFW you don't know whether The Book of Mormon, Legally Blonde the Musical, Avenue Q, or Heathers has the best gay song.

[@laz4259]

I still side with BoM ;v;

[@laurafahrenholz2636]

Can I just say? Listen to "god don't make no trash" from Bare: a pop opera, like that gay song is GOLD

[@ohno3622]

Turn it off always holds a spot in my heart just because the whole song is him saying he’s not REALLY gay when we all know he’s blowing satan

[@kaioconnell8156]

definitely avenue Q

[@artriumdoodles5253]

Turn it off is great. I side with turn it off. find the box that’s gay and CRUSH IT

[@mangobird6384]

Everyone is talking all about Laurens and Hamilton and I'm over here..thinking about musical Michael.

[@cordeliajackson8615]

Yes yes yes

[@cordeliajackson8615]

But not because we’re gay I know it’s the wrong musical but I don’t care

[@beepboop6840]

@@cordeliajackson8615 We're close but not that way

[@shawnf.672]

i feel bad that they did all that for their sons but they aren't even gay

[@beeperscreepers4263]

On the bright side, they became more accepting of gay people and realized their true feelings for each other

[@alanaspence2900]

I love that apparently God has a rhinestone purse

[@annaleerose5791]

Same.

[@henderyclit]

Once my dad finds out, he'll hate his alive bisexual daughter.

[@slanderousstyx1873]

Same, I hope you'll be fine

[@slushy333]

my mom nearly finds my pansexuality, if that happens he will sing i hate my alive pan daughter

[@meiju1563]

@@slushy333 same tbh. Idk if my mom is a homophobe or not. But I literally try to be, the most subtle way to come out to her, like, singing this loudly in the shower

[@slushy333]

@@meiju1563 oh, update!! my mom was SO NEAR TO FIND im bi, but i denied it, still she found i was in an lgbtq group on facebook, it was a cute group, you are just vibing there with other people, but she found out and i had to leave the group, also she said that if i was like them, i shouldnt worry, because she was going to FUCKING INTERNATE ME IN A FREAKING THING TO STOP BEING PAN- so yeah lol... *"I hate my alive pan daughter"*

[@slushy333]

@@meiju1563 S A M E

[@beybladekatie]

When a musical about bombing is more accepting than the current president

[@emmahancock8911]

Oh shiiiiii

[@Alyssaromantic]

This is why we are not proud to be American. We should be Heatheran.

[@ravenno2558]

Ok,our president is an idiot who knows knows nothing.At least Everyone in the movie/musical know things about what there doing........ So now when someone asks me why this is ok,i simply say"Because at least they know how to deal with the stuff in life.Unlike someone.......*Cough Cough*trump.

[@eadlynjune]

Gosh, he isn’t great but he isn’t that bad. Maybe it’s being the south but most of the time they don’t know how rude they’re being, they just are. I have a feeling he just doesn’t get it.

[@cesarvera2198]

The Microwave trump held a gay flag

[@Batbimbo]

I think the dads were the only sane people in this lmao

[@lindaneal9335]

PinkBaphomet I agree lmao

[@lucymouney2463]

PinkBaphomet Well, 'sane', they're still singing a happy song about how they love their DEAD gay sons x)

[@sarsaparilla1644]

PinkBaphomet didnt kurt's dad make kurt go to a dance or something in a pink dress because he was "a big sissy" or am i seeing something wrong

[@isaw9969]

'sane' they sang at their son's funeral

[@monikachr.2580]

They literally made out at Kurt and Ram's funeral

[@them.]

Remember, in Big Fun they say "When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet", implying at least Ram has an alive mom with a stable enough relationship with his dad to live with him even though we never see her. So, like, imagine your kid murder suicides themselves with their friend and leaves a note revealing they're gay and then at their funeral your husband also reveals he's gay for the best friend's dad

[@scarletcupquake]

ouch

[@sableye4961]

Why is Laurens Interlude on the Heathers Soundtrack?

[@paigesaunders2531]

I love my dead gay boyfriend

[@RxtohTheMighty]

Yup, it's called "I am damaged"

[@5t4nl3y]

Like 100!

[@ariadne8177]

*I D O N ' T K N O W*

[@bookbutterfly6613]

Sableye I CHOKED ON MY SPIT

[@shaina9675]

i didn't know lin put laurens interlude on the heathers album he's so weird lol

[@megasauruss]

LMAO

[@neddy7903]

STOP

[@hathats]

shaina IM CRYING

[@wishy6]

I CANT

[@___1059]

W H Y

[@dantefarge3369]

It’s a shame that in the reboot they changed “I love my dead gay son” for “I love my dead straight daughter “ they ruined an iconic line

[@malenaavalos7829]

Whaaaaaaat? I didn't know, but, whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

[@slushy333]

NO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@isabelafreitas8438]

... wth. What reboot?? Shit how sing this??

[@kyukyukyusaku9501]

Wh...what the fuck have they done?

[@lucabalsac]

Hold up, I need to see this, where can you find this?

[@ebuscus567]

the song that is up next is 'turn it off' this is the best day of my life

[@mattmaddie1030]

Omg lol

[@ANG3L0FM3RCY]

HA

[@alarbu17]

I got a feeling

[@ebuscus567]

vulpixxie that ypu could be feeling

[@alarbu17]

ebuscus567 a whole let better than you feel todaaayy

[@hanaortiz7596]

when aliens come to earth, we have a lot to explain.

[@tuesdayash2732]

maidmarian101 very true lol

[@batgirl5751]

I think they'll leave halfway through the explination

[@BookBat]

Or they'll open fire.

[@betlights]

"I'm talking you and me in the summer of '83!" Me: *Pretends to be shocked*

[@malenaavalos7829]

Put the suprised Pikachu meme and everything gets solved

[@EroticMammoth]

is this Laurens Interlude

[@claudia2189]

stahp omg XDD

[@themusicofthenight2778]

The exact opposite It sounds too happy

[@skelie9214]

Jesus Christ.

[@geneva1895]

yUP

[@voidify3]

yes except it's the audience singing it because 1. henry laurens was a manipulative asshole and a terrible father who doesn't deserve to exist in the musical 2. it's 1782

[@langstonlover17]

Ram & Kurt really did put off a gay vibe in my opinion. There was just to much chemistry there for them not to have been at least a little gay lol

[@pheobeydomea2477]

I thought it was just me

[@jaime3393]

Plus all of the sex, rape and AIDS jokes made them seem as if they were sexually repressed 👀👀👀

[@elise6080]

+CooCooBird15 yeah a lot of people who are homophobic are actually just gays trying to suppress their gay feelings and covering them up with mean gay jokes. which they do A LOT

[@bluekyokitty]

+Jenny Cork Not really. Most homophobes do it because of "religion", and being raised to think they should hate them. Or from their very fragile masculinity that feels threatened at literally everything. Very few homophobes are closet homosexuals.

[@elise6080]

bluekyokitty no offense but i think i should know better than you seeing as my grandpa's were gay, my best friend is gay, and my other best friend is a lesbian and my stepbrother is gay. not trying to be rude but i feel like i have been more exposed to LGBT people than you

[@tweepers]

Heathers: my dead gay son DEH: sincerely me Hamilton: story of tonight (reprise) BMC: the smartphone hour

[@slushy333]

@Katherine Howard probably, lol i hate myself

[@hello.ayannaa]

no its 2 player GAYme

[@detectivemothman8455]

"They were not dirty, They just had flair" this is the best line in this musical

[@angiemar6358]

This is ironic but the song of two dead "gay"guys is the happiest song in this musical 😂

[@calliopedollhouse259]

Angie Mar what about seventeen reprise?

[@crona3886]

Why are like half the comments about John Laurens and hamilton...?

[@sofiarodriguezsantiago5403]

Frost Shipping

[@kat257]

BECAUSE LAMS IS CANON

[@Silverwind87]

theater kids

[@awkwardcupcakegirl4669]

how John Laurens interlude/tomorrow there'll be more of us should've went

[@slimjimjr96]

DEAD

[@JuneKirkland]

awkwardcupcake girl i feel you XD

[@jewelianagrace]

Yeahhhhh, i can agree but i dont think John's dad would be that thrilled about his sexuality(rip Lams)

[@smokeyscribs2831]

YES YES YES YES

[@stardust_utopia8471]

so is Laurens :^) +Rani Jones

[@stopasking9722]

we need more people like Ram's dad

[@anonymousstar5733]

"And jesus says it's cool" IM DYING THIS IS GR8

[@huntermruz6307]

Wow... I'm so sorry. I've asked for so much. You know.. god bless you and your family and your kitchen sink! Thank you so much for all you have done!

[@heathersmusicallyrics2408]

My pleasure.

[@siobhanm9690]

I'm a kitchen sink. You don't know what that means...

[@AJ-zk1ms]

BECAUSE A KITCHEN SINK TO IS NOT A KITCHEN SINK TO ME

[@siobhanm9690]

Reuben Who OKAY FREN?

[@naidinemae]

Hunter Mruz WHY IS THERE TOP IN THIS COMMENT SECTION TOO JEHDJSJHCD

[@daydreamerthepen]

i always thought the lyric was "like cowboys would've done" and i thought it was like some commentary on the subliminal gayness of cowboys but now... now i realize.....

[@riverkagamine6229]

That's amazing

[@Kuaheak2018]

Or a reference to Brokeback Mountain

[@drilonkennedy-gorne2049]

daydreamerthepen you realize...?

[@h.rhiannona]

daydreamerthepen oh my I just noticed.....

[@skelyz]

Finish ur sentence

[@mialucilas.1031]

I ship Ram's dad and Kurt's dad I've shipped them since I first listened to this song

[@pyroritz3500]

*Insert unoriginal comment about Hamilton * I love Hamilton too but God damn, guys...

[@druvjuice6906]

Swanky Weasel holy Connor. That’s to many comments.

[@thekiss2083]

(sees this song has 400K less views than most of the others) Welp, guess I've got some work to do.

[@Amanda-ex4sr]

TheKiss I've listened to it at least that much today.

[@fizzello6879]

"They were not fruits!" Yes They weren't apples Ram's dad. Good observing skills.

[@rae6075]

They also weren’t pears, oranges, or lemons. They might be kiwi though.

[@autumntaylor2533]

Why do I keep imagining Ron Swanson singing this

[@ebuscus567]

Damn it now I can't get that out of my head!

[@abby3008]

oh my god...

[@owenantrim6590]

oh lord

[@MaddieGrapeXO]

omfg im crying

[@maddiefine5996]

If you watch the guy who plays one of the dads he eerily looks like Nick Offerman....so maybe?

[@naomi-art-stuff]

If only john laurens' father would sing this

[@supermariogirlz]

Who is John Lauren's? Just curious

[@toontownrules413]

Historical figure who assisted in the American Revolution. he also possibly had a gay relationship with founding father alexander hamilton.

[@kashidean6874]

"Possibly"?

[@toontownrules413]

I mean, the only evidence we have are letters. Mostly Hamilton's.

[@johnlaurens7952]

Yeah. I really wish that too.

[@nerdburger234]

"go forth and love each other now..like our boys would have done..." You know...I know this is fiction...And this is a silly son and all...but this line made me sad a bit....these are still grieving parents...;-;

[@paigeel9387]

Man, the summer of '83! XD

[@katekarvelis412]

I love how heathers is somewhat serious with the plot and then the musical has a song about dead gay sons and blue .... (I love it tho)

[@carrot1681]

Kate Karvelis heathers was not a serious movie HAHAHAHHA

[@Sam_Markley]

I wanna send this to the Westboro Baptist Church...

[@miamafalda1118]

OH MY GOD WATCH THEM MAKE A HORRENDOUS PARODY OF IT.

[@kate434]

The first thing I thought of was: *HEYO WESTBORO*

[@ineedsleep152]

*That was one hell of a fishing trip.*

[@lorendaemon7945]

I was Kurt's Dad in our production!

[@michellekent8250]

What is he referencing in the summer of 83?? So confused.

[@lorendaemon7945]

+Michelle Kent Ram's Dad is talking about the fact that in the summer of 1983, he and Kurt's Dad went on a fishing trip where they had a romance.

[@michellekent8250]

Loren Daemon Thank YOUUUU

[@melnya4854]

+Michelle Kent during the actual production, after the "that was one hell of a fishing trip" line, the two dads start making out onstage

[@triscuit2116]

Loren Daemon did u learn to love ur dead gay son

[@Cherryxarts]

We need more people like Rams dad in this world

[@goresucc4824]

then you remember Jd is aso dancing and he killed ram and kurt o h b o i

[@kobrakid9154]

Washington: I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON Hamilton: *sits up from coffin* dOnT CalL mE sOn

[@hannahl4558]

Panic! At Aaron Burr's Dollhouse 'CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME'

[@theTastiestNacho]

Panic! At Aaron Burr's Dollhouse OMG YES 😂 THE BEST COMMENT

[@JoeMama-vj1uw]

I’m literally Dying! 😆😂

[@fandomnerd8792]

every snowflake's different just like you i found my family omg

[@godisanatheistjesusisislam7825]

I shall frame this and put it on my wall

[@praetor9822]

Just imagine what Ram and Kurt's ghosts were thinking when they saw this. "Dad. Please stop... don't say that we're... no homo."

[@iceluvndiva21]

Especially considering they weren’t actually gay. Yet their dads actually buy this

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Ok but they'd probably be proud that their dads came out

[@leah5734]

I ran around with a history book, open to a picture of John Laurens, yelling "I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON" (why do I do these things)

[@forestheart3188]

omg XD

[@lindaneal9335]

Calzone Cat omfg😂😂😂

[@venerablevase]

I do not find these jokes funny

[@TheOzziemozzie]

neither do i,

[@terracat3728]

EXTRA

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

Should I send this to my conservative, bigoted and homophobic brother without context

[@Justice237]

purplecatlover1825 randompizza YES

[@ellielovealtman8948]

yes

[@slushy333]

yes

[@raeleelol]

I read the title and I was like "Marco"

[@Jared-iq6ul]

a simple frog OMG YES

[@axie9797]

YOU FRICKING KNOW WHAT-- NO STOP TOO SOON IT'LL ALWAYS BE TOO SOON TAKE THAT BACK FOR THE LOVEOF FRECKLES

[@tearoses9940]

It took me *half* a minute to get that joke

[@PK-lj4mi]

PirateUnicorn hhahahaha okay there's a line and you just fricken crossed it buddy

[@sophiatalksmusic3588]

Not HALF bad, your dead gay son!

[@gracehourigan5724]

why is literally every comment from the hamilton fandom

[@Amanda-ex4sr]

gracehourigan We're pretty large musical fandom

[@doereymia]

Its awkward when if Kurt and Ram could have been their like " We aren't gay"

[@marcieasuncion6989]

they just didnt know it yet

[@rosasvlogs2180]

Washington:I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON *Looks at Hamilton and Laurens* Hamilton:CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME..

[@iburneddownyourhouse3754]

Washington: daughter.

[@ren-wd9jb]

The only reason that I tolerate Kurt and ram is because of my delusion that they were actually gay

[@nobodyimportant9603]

ren Ew. Sexuality shouldn’t be an excuse for the shit they did, like sexually harassing Veronica, trying to beat up JD- but yeah, ignore that because you wanna have yaoi. You’re gross.

[@literallygaston2489]

Nobody Important You’re overthinking it and nobody uses the term yaoi anymore. People want representation so they’ll often hold into the most questionable ones we got, the comment is even self-aware about it.

[@awesomegaymer5786]

I'm bisexual and let me tell you it shouldn't make rape tolerable

[@glowcloudwheatproducts495]

Everyone's always like "what if this was the first song someone listened to on the soundtrack..." like....girl...... pretty much every song in this musical is super fucked up lol

[@Emi-sk6kx]

this is the song i think of everytime i think of hamilton and laurens

[@alarbu17]

Cassami "IM TALKING YOU AND ME. IN THE SUMMER OF (17)'83!"

[@Emi-sk6kx]

vulpixxie ASDFGHJOJSL

[@awkwardcupcakegirl4669]

Sylvee laurens was dead that year oh the irony

[@alarbu17]

awkwardcupcake girl cries

[@awkwardcupcakegirl4669]

Sylvee sorry