Heave Ho MEGA EPISODE w/ Jack, Bob, Wade

NEW CLOAK GEAR HERE ►► cloakbrand.com/
The gang's all here in Heave Ho! This MEGA EPISODE has so many funny moments and just non-stop insanity the whole way through! Get ready for non-stop laughter and screaming!
JACK ► / jacksepticeye
WADE ► / lordminion777
BOB ► / muyskerm
PLAY HEAVE HO ► store.steampowered.com/app/90...
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
Horror Outro ► / haunted
Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-...

[@markiplier]

My big brain promos are SO much better than Sean's... They're so good you don't even need to see anything from Mr. JackSepticEye to know how amazing our new collection is gonna be. Just hop on over to cloakbrand.com/ and see for yourself

[@youtubeaccountcausewhynot1537]

that was perfection

[@juan_tong_592]

EARLY, FUCK YEAH!!

[@maxvolume72]

Jack's louder, so his voice is heard by more

[@KathiEOSp]

Unexpectedly great intro

[@raycat9301]

Almost everything was sold out 😣 its to fashionable for its own good. Its a shame since that orange hoodie was totally my style.😔😥😍

[@sadchild5865]

Beginning: *Teamwork makes the Dreamwork* 20 minutes later: "LET GO OF ME YOU FUCKERS!"

[@AadenKDragon]

Every group project ever

[@Arquea_Lucus_Wolven]

@@AadenKDragon Ah yes, then there's that one person that does all the work while everyone else does a Wade and grabs on for a fun ride

[@AadenKDragon]

@@Arquea_Lucus_Wolven exactly!

[@duhitznick_m9737]

lmao

[@jeremiah6945]

@@Arquea_Lucus_Wolven I'm not even gonna lie that sounds like what I would do XD

[@pinkkiwicosplay]

Jack: WADE NO!! Mark: WADE NO!! Bob: WADE NO!! Wade: *confused screaming*

[@rigatonipasta]

This is the funniest video I’ve seen in a long time. Most videos with Wade recently involve him inadvertently sabotaging himself and everyone else. We need more Pogostuck, Heave Ho, and Monopoly. Comedy gold.

[@orphic3962]

Rigatoni Pasta yassssss that would be so funny

[@KuraYou]

This perfectly sums the video up. XD

[@MickasLOL]

That's quite litteraly what happens during the whole episode

[@AnimeNut101]

@@rigatonipasta don't forget UNO. Really wish a new episode w/ all 4 of them would happen.

[@youtr4ee]

Mark: The Middle son Jack: The Oldest son Bob: The father Wade: The toddler that just wants to be included

[@tylerhathaway8115]

hola soy dora

[@eliaswilford6887]

this is comment aged well cause Bob is actually a father now haha

[@User2jn]

Their patience and cooperation despite wade being bad at the game really shows their friendship

[@swirlyorange847]

The father the son and the holy ghost and the lost man XD

[@shyfoxfeatherhere6446]

@@swirlyorange847 the men I admire most, and Wade. the song reference doesn't really work with four people

[@EponineGraydeChagny]

Mark: COIN Bob: I DON'T NEED YOU LOSERS Wade: WAIT FOR ME Jack: *ANGUISHED NOISES* These four need to play this again; it's comedy gold - I could barely breathe the first time I saw this video because I was laughing so hard😆

[@shyfoxfeatherhere6446]

Agreed I've seen this video 4 times maybe and it would be great to see the game revised

[@shyfoxfeatherhere6446]

Visited*

[@loki4807]

@@shyfoxfeatherhere6446 I wish

[@glowinggreen2607]

"I. WANT. TO. MURDER."

[@funtimelolbit7986]

I hurt allover cause I laugh so hard too much

[@vxreme]

Bob: The savior Mark: The over achiever Jack: trying his best Wade: why

[@destinyraine4087]

Love this

[@analanderos3322]

More like Bob is the sane and smart one, Mark is the angry/bully to Everyone Jack is the joker, and the dumb/silly one (no offense he's just sometimes makes mistakes lmfao wade is the baby and the bullied one

[@oinkoinkblast9000]

I'm wade. Haha.

[@dwaynemartin73]

Bro Jack wasnt ALWAYS being silly, he started to fúcking RAGE at the end lol.

[@thelittleuglycaterpillar2061]

I think jack is more of the rage monster XD

[@nattynatman2041]

Mark and Bob: **Shout at Wade** Sean: **Shouts at everyone** Wade: **Shouts as himself**

[@aworkofart3177]

YOU RIGHT

[@greg7402]

I enjoy your profile pic :3

[@karagruda5305]

very true!!!

[@anthonybouffiou153]

Sean: I WANT TO MURDER

[@Name-xk9vx]

Nat Mol no, EVERYONE shouted at wade 😂😂 especially jack

[@riyahthehuman]

54:10 Bob: “I got your left hand jack” *Completely misses left hand* Jack: “ DO YOU!?!”

[@zachthahunter5857]

only liking bc of the tsui

[@Avruthlelbh]

That is indeed a part of the video.

[@qqpascal]

making me think of the kung-fu panda meme 😂😂

[@snowballthepro2926]

Mark: greedy man’s fallacy. Play really good until prospects of money appear, then focus entirely on that. Bob: thinking man’s fallacy. Think of a single plan and put it into action. Any faults will result in failure. Jack: blind man’s fallacy. Cut straight to the chase and go forward. Planning or looking before you leap is for suckers. Wade: drowning man’s fallacy. Fail at every single attempt and throw yourself on someone else and hope it works.

[@jandjproductions2817]

love this. reminds me of Ryan Beard

[@loki4807]

Wade would be throwing fish to sharks

[@eternal_empire5347]

Yes.

[@Snakeshift]

Very concise and clear explanation of these, great to read 👍

[@lavans5721]

"Drowning man fallacy"... I see what you've done, well done

[@brookemadden3382]

Mark: no touchy Jack: solo master Bob: runs from Wade Wade: grabs everything and everyone

[@repwashere]

Mark is a Gold coin addict

[@anujayabandu572]

Gemholderia Tube and egg

[@havenops3209]

Looks like Bob here is the solo master

[@KaiserDreadlord]

more of: Bob: Solo Master Jack: Always make Mistakes Mark: Runs from Everyone Wade: Is so bad he crashes at the beginning of the game

[@alexzander7386]

Wade: grabs everything that hinders him and others and nothing that he should grab

[@emmahale7513]

Bob: “NOT TO HARD NOT TOO FAST” Wade: “I KNOW HOW TO DO IT!!! I’M MARRIED”

[@Carmen-lq8pf]

Am married, can confirm.

[@BlazinInfernape]

Am not married, can't confirm

[@tomfoolery6345]

What time is this on?

[@dindarafaela7844]

Tom Foolery 1:17:23

[@miradreamer6274]

so is bob

[@Trashposterhere]

31:55 is my favorite moment “Wade let go” “Ok” *let’s go taking Bob with him*

[@masaniroberts2495]

The worst thing about that is bob also let go and even said “alright” 😂😂 when he wasn’t supposed to let go 😂😂😂

[@fabulousfurryfreak2383]

"I'm a monkey's paw of sorts." - George Wade Barnes

[@kimtan0627]

1:06:40 Bob screaming “Help him! Help him you animals!!” i don’t know why but that almost killed me laughing!!

[@xern4460]

(Spawns into a circus) Bob: “Why are we in-“ Jack: *”Soviet Russia?”*

[@nyx9844]

THE BEST PART IS I WAS LITERALLY THINKING SOVIET RUSSIA AND THEN JACK FUCKING SAID SOVIET RUSSIA AND I WAS LIKE SAME??? OMG???!!! LMAO 😂😂😂

[@faithlewis1661]

I was thinking this same thing lol like “what? Okay I guess...”

[@its_dooopy6067]

lol

[@coffee-with-sprats]

*Insert here "In Soviet Russia" meme*

[@jaderush4141]

@@coffee-with-sprats *In Soviet Russia circus spawns in YOU*

[@youngproductions4152]

Mark, Bob, Jack: teamwork Mark, Bob, Jack, Wade: absolute chaos

[@macichitwood1136]

Wade leaves chaos in his wake

[@youngproductions4152]

Wade, the master of chaos

[@thetomboiyoutuber518]

Micah Young just the way it should be

[@bloodmoonlps]

Wade is the chaos lord

[@abyssclasheranimations8993]

No... that's the Boner Cast nature

[@angeld6387]

bob's little "excellent" at 1:04:21 and then immediately dropping them got me so bad while I was drinking water I think I saw death for a second

[@cyber_runner]

Me too- i saw white lmao

[@allhailthesqloint]

27:47 Mark: *threatens wade with fire* Wade: *runs away* Mark: WADE WHY DID YOU ABANDON ME!?

[@maggiemccauslin1084]

😂😂

[@loki4807]

Markiplier uses threat it was SUPER effective Foe Wade ran away Markiplier is now level 33

[@SDoggo]

Mark: *I WILL BURN YOU* Wade: *leaves* Mark: WHY DID YOU ABANDON ME!?!

[@baphy_bxtch]

This whole video in one line: “DONT TOUCH ME WADE”

[@aurora9726]

Omg it was so funny😂

[@DeepShadedGlassesGuy]

😂😂😂😂

[@shawnwelch7371]

I found wade annoying af

[@Avarioth]

@@shawnwelch7371 - Then you take it too seriously. Wade is practically a troll in these types of games, whose sole purpose is to pull everyone else to their deaths, lol.

[@kashanakram5592]

@@Avarioth without him ,it wouldn't be this funny

[@noelleumina1181]

Mark: **only cares about the coin** Bob: **Only cares about finishing** Wade: **Only cares about being included** Jack: "_*I WANT TO MURDER*_"

[@Nonsensical0g]

666 likes 😳

[@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms]

@@Nonsensical0g 0 likes 😳😳😳

[@Nonsensical0g]

@@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms ???

[@compostedhumanwaste]

you mean *_I WANT TO MURDER_*

[@rubytank_0907]

@@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms nice username

[@AldousBurner]

"it's not hard, we're just dumb" this pretty much describes every one of their videos together

[@Sphemus]

LMAO, I just realized that that quote Mark made, which was around 8:59, really does sum up every video like this.

[@thegamingsnail5119]

44:48 The little high-five sound when their hands collided made that interaction 10x funnier.

[@isaiah6912]

Reminds me of that one Henry Stickman video

[@1littleman59]

@@isaiah6912 I was looking for a comment like this, charles and henry's interactions in completeing the mission are some of the funniest in the entire series.

[@nuggetofiron5786]

Mark: *G E T T H E C O I N* Sean: Screw everyone and everything Bob: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro-gamer move Wade: *It’s free real estate*

[@gamingfan2118]

Iron Nugget Studios where’s jack

[@p1pe_l1ne_punch17]

Meslisa Nance Sean is jack...

[@ellascaife6198]

XD

[@imnotgoodwithnames4101]

Next like gets to be the 1,000. You can thank me later.

[@stardustleinnocentimpostor164]

@@imnotgoodwithnames4101 1019* lol

[@daveyjones6136]

Jack: "He's a liability" Wade: "Who?" Wade: *dies*

[@sebastianthegoat4265]

mood

[@trasshyy8303]

Sebastian The Goat true tbh

[@FunnyLolbitOfficial]

can I have the time frames pls

[@juliettegarza3809]

38:55

[@isisdarosa9340]

Death 😂

[@thegreatsuspect]

57:40 is leads up to one of my favorite lines from Sean, after both Wade, and Mark sacrifice the party trying to get the coin. "The FUCKING greed!!" 😂 Kills me every time.

[@cogitoergosum9069]

I love this part lmao

[@zachjohn3217]

Ummie he is Irish..

[@TheHalloween_Jack]

@@zachjohn3217 yeah? No one said he wasn't?

[@devontamosley4487]

Greed is one of 7 deadly sins.

[@boomeronet7888]

​@@devontamosley4487 and I thought I was the detective

[@joshsyx]

1:04:53 i cant take this anymore, everybody's screaming and jack just weeeeeeeing in the background🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@itnotaphillbear]

1:04:54

[@hksqhksq]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@christina3537]

jack: “video games don’t cause violence” also jack: “I! WANT! TO! MURDER!”

[@Corviidei]

Thats not the game itself thats just wade

[@clay9516]

Not to mention Also Jack: “I will kill your first born...”

[@casswashwash1070]

Prickly Pear last level wasn’t wade fault

[@ragingoverwatch3052]

Casswash Wash it was. Wade was the one that pissed him off

[@juubi249]

That's more Wade than video games

[@CameraDev]

Wade: taps Jack slightly Jack: *DON’T YOU F*CKING DARE!*

[@Lukeyboi_]

Tapped him slightly? I thought it was a punch/slap in the nuts.

[@pamelasomers3942]

They act like siblings

[@v3nustvrs298]

I thought he slapped seans ass

[@bigbirdscousin8596]

That's why Jack doesn't have Corona cause if anybody tries to touch him (except his GF) he would give them a death sentence

[@williambutcher7429]

57:56 *”CHILL HIGHER!”* My favorite line lmao

[@TacoQueen33]

18:48 Mark: It's fine- *Group lets go at bad time* All four of them: WHOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[@nopelol883]

*Mark, bob and wade yelling and screaming* Jack:“WEEEeEeEeEeEee!!!”

[@thatonelemonboio8579]

Timestamp?

[@mmeeaa]

ThatOneLemon Boio 1:04:57

[@eliraeclipse2435]

He's a sweet baby boi.

[@katcochrane4963]

This was my favorite part 😂 I honest to god couldn't stop laughing

[@katcochrane4963]

@PETA u right u right

[@kashmello]

_jack's irish rage was the absolute cherry on top i was c r y i n g_ *"DON'T YOU FOOKIN DARE"*

[@chocolatelilac718]

26:41

[@coliflower6854]

I want to like this comment, but it has 666 likes and I don't want to ruin that perfection

[@kashmello]

@@coliflower6854 You're good now, pal.

[@xoblxxdyrxses]

kashu that was wholesome

[@urielolea7647]

I know 2020

[@soleraprincessgongjunim3320]

44:34 "you're riding on the success of better men" what a raw line

[@ironcladnomad5639]

Mark: *panic mode engaged* Bob: *laugh mode engaged* Wade: *sabotage mode engaged* Sean: *rage mode engaged*

[@picturepickle4992]

1:04:56 Everyone: *yelling at each other* Jack somewhat calmly: eeeeeeee

[@missyzalgo6738]

I can relate😂

[@LB0206]

I would like your comment, but it's the perfect 666

[@LB0206]

That was definitely among my top favourite moments😂

[@dallasfoxkaiju]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@qpluto]

1:06:20 Jack to Bob: *wanna play a game*

[@chadderbug7587]

Wade: "WHERE AM I???!!!" Jack: "You're riding on the success of better men" Best quote from Sean

[@ayerahijazi7119]

he had so many epic lines in this video

[@BustingKidzOut]

"Get away from me you fuckin" *stops talking before he says something very mean

[@ShinnVX]

Saber? what are you doing here?

[@rina6539]

"I WANT TO MURDER!!!!"

[@arachid5747]

Not that good

[@ishakasey4823]

1:04:24 “Lower, lower, lower” *detaches* “excellent” *mark,sean and bob die* THIS PART HAS HAD ME WHEEZING FOR 5MINS

[@KandyElla]

1:04:52 omg that's the funnest shit ever and Sean continually dieing while the others are shouting at each other.

[@sequoiaGoose48]

EEEEEEEE!!

[@wolfbassgames1244]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@somniumwingz6858]

Jack this entire time: **DETERMINED IN IRISH** Edit- Mark: middle child Wade: youngest child Jack: oldest child Bob: the tired dad

[@saml330]

Casual Swiss yes!

[@basement_dweller7593]

I see this 10000%

[@justadudeyo5805]

Casual Swiss haha lol

[@spyder7306]

I can relate so harshly to jack, it’s not even funny🤣🤣

[@Hunter-ni4mq]

basically

[@unusaaaaannus]

Mark and Jack: *do their own things* A year later: *start associating with each other and IMMEDIATELY start fighting over who has the better promo*

[@Foxy02016]

Xew DiBenedetto they have always associated, it’s just been secret, Jack and Mark are the same person Mark Fishbach and Sean whateverhislastnameis are actually fake, the real name is Tom, Tom is coming for us all

[@DQ_mp3]

Foxy 02016 oh no! Not TOM!!

[@xilogex7403]

@@Foxy02016 Sean McLochin (something like that)

[@potator8851]

XilogexGX Sean McGlocklin

[@xilogex7403]

@@potator8851 Is it actually spelled that way? I'm sure it's not, just a pronunciation.

[@emilyrobinson4103]

I love how Wade is clearly the little brother trying to join in with his older siblings

[@minaashido518]

And failing horribly

[@frog_from_your_garden]

"Wait for me guys!" is now his iconic line😭😭😭

[@Yeatisoverrated]

41:33 I fucking lost my shit when Jack threw the coin

[@simplycha0s]

“Watch this watch this … HWWOOOP” *coin yeets into the sky* 😂😂

[@Sphemus]

@@simplycha0s That too, away from the victory region. XDXD

[@subzerosugar7161]

Everyone: laughing as they spin Sean: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@jenniferjuergensen7911]

me at the playground tho

[@diva6247]

Sean’s in Spain without the A

[@motherchaos666]

@@diva6247 Or without the S LMAO!

[@williamaftonslaysss4456]

@@motherchaos666 stfu

[@candalynjohnson6966]

@@williamaftonslaysss4456 stfu

[@thunderthumbs697]

EVERY SINGLE Death shown on camera: *Mark* : 86 *Bob* : 83 *Wade* : 111 *Jack* : 95

[@atlas5532]

great work lmao-

[@thunderthumbs697]

@@atlas5532 :D

[@atlas5532]

@@thunderthumbs697 :D

[@acemiller666]

The dedication 👏🏻

[@thunderthumbs697]

@@acemiller666 thanks!

[@ceceskinner9711]

Sean screaming ‘WEEEE’ every time he fell had me cackling

[@starboy3860]

Jack: Don't you fuckin' dare Wade: **Dares**

[@hamham_1437]

rlly do be like that

[@loki4807]

Princess Jasmine: How dare you?

[@seanknapp1654]

Trying to reach the goal: 0% coordination. Trying to leave wade behind: 99999999% Coordination.

[@ecksspot8497]

Where's the other 1%?

[@datdeadbaby3216]

That’s decimals honey

[@wildwyatt2199]

@@datdeadbaby3216 Did you really reply to a comment that was posted a while ago, just to give yourself an excuse to call someone honey? e.e

[@mikedantonio4731]

Ecks · Dee that 1%is them working with wade

[@AnonymousBuddha]

Accurate XD

[@mariah892]

Mark: “That man doesn’t even know the first thing about wearing clothes!” Also Mark: *makes NUDE calendar*

[@dr.disappointment8400]

He what now?

[@rajpalbhatia1715]

@@dr.disappointment8400 He made nude calendars

[@andrewlance3898]

@@rajpalbhatia1715 *tasteful nude calendears

[@Lee-ht1st]

wHeRE iN lORds nAmE cAn i bUY oNe ! ?

[@deepaparakkal4241]

I NEED one. Where can I get it?

[@GirlRussellR]

1:10:13 is probably one of the funniest parts of the video just hearing Mark scream at Wade and when the pich of his voice goes up while he's saying "gimme up gimme up UP UP! UP!!!!" is so funny to me

[@tajlordfex8493]

I still rewatch this from time to time just because this video is that good.

[@spacepotatoes744]

Same 😂

[@wumbosaurus9121]

It's these videos such as scrap mechanic, speed runners and prop hunt where they play together that always has me coming back to laugh

[@kogumogokie]

IT MAKES MY GUTS HURT😭😭😭😭

[@xerilaun]

​@@wumbosaurus9121 sameee

[@sheevpalpatine2231]

Literally me rn

[@rokenzo_]

Mark: The Coin Collector Bob: The Professional Wade: The Idiot (no harm) Jack: The "GET THE FU** OFF ME!" Type of Person

[@drearydreamer4794]

Jack went EEE 1:04:54

[@christianem.2632]

Jack:F*CK THE COIN!!!

[@GaMer-ut1di]

Playing with wade is like trying to pass a kidney stone while you have gonorrhea

[@shelbypatton7571]

bob isn’t the pro. he’s the mom.

[@chancematters]

Bob: Professional Murderer

[@perriwinkleiii5361]

Bob: playing the game Sean: trying really hard Mark: COIN Wade: oh hey there, guys *proceeds to drag everyone into the abyss*

[@hildcit]

Bob: speed demon

[@jameslance5511]

But when mark and bob try to mess up wade and jack it actually helps

[@HeartzieHearts]

1k likes

[@jennifermckenzie5632]

Wade: _ruining everyone's game and being very unneeded_ jk i love wade but he can be... that also *_DuMb DuMb BaLlOoN_*

[@Fightmema9]

don't let Artorias hear you say Abyss he'll flip XD. literally, have you seen that man's sword skills!

[@toastydevil]

17:25 this level shows just how much Jack carried them all. He coordinated, tossed, and protected all of them and made it to the end.

[@TBV1020]

Fr

[@yellobanana6456]

38:54 Jack: “I’m bringing him back, he’s a liability” Wade: “who? AAAAAAAAAAHH-“

[@FranciscoMartinez-pj3pz]

"Seán doesn't even wear clothes" Mark: *Starts clothes company with Seán*

[@zedries]

That was the point

[@yami_leke]

Francisco Martinez “Doesn’t know how to wear clothes”

[@nikkigriffin6441]

Francisco Martinez meanwhile mark never wears pants.

[@roquefort788]

"I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess. "

[@CharlesBalester]

Just because you have a clothing company doesn't necessarily mean you WEAR clothes

[@kempma91]

Mark: I’m so Much better at promoting clothes than Sean. Me: Sure Mark....actually I hate to agree

[@EBOLAVlRUS]

ur last name tho

[@MewBunny]

Yup 😂

[@KT-oy3fy]

The intro made me lol

[@zeleniatdq]

Yeah Same here... Sorry Jack, I love you! xD

[@kempma91]

@@EBOLAVlRUS My last name is awesome

[@sclint1427]

17:28 It still amazes me to this day that they were in a clump of messiness and then it unraveled into a perfect chain and they finished it first try

[@ash_8947]

its literally my roman empire

[@jackvanpelt9812]

46:54 Wade: *keeps dying* Bob: Can I get out and go help him or somethin’? Mark: Why are we forgetting something?

[@antione2229]

“I know how to *do* it!” Quietly,: “I’m married.” -Wade

[@ronmathewjoe]

As the reply to "Not too fast, Wade" that is 😄😏

[@strawberrymilkshake2789]

This whole video has *major **_"Trying to get home after a night out drinking with the boys"_** vibes*

[@ShinySahil]

A strawberry milkshake from IKEA

[@KQJ_Diya007]

Lmfao fr

[@ieatrice9795]

Honestly lol

[@loganadamy5343]

and wade is just the friend that waaaaay to much to drink and is getting the rest in trouble because of it

[@marronbrennan4442]

OMG YES and wade was definitely the drunkest 💀

[@Nakidoricovers2006]

My favorite Scene: Bob: I gotcha I gotcha Mark: Thank you *Doesn't catch* Mark: *Falling* lmaoooo

[@courtneysgroi5233]

Sean: "WADE CLIMB!" Wade: "WEEEEEE" *makes Bob die*

[@tapee3096]

Mark: I WANT THE COIN Sean: F*CK THE COOOIIN Bob: WAAAADEEEEEE Wade: *confused screaching*

[@janeeverlasting7491]

lol and the egg too

[@Pupter]

its "DUCK THE COIN!!!"

[@kxlsin]

screeching* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@SpruceSapCandy]

His name is jack, not Sean

[@certifiedcatboy2808]

@@SpruceSapCandy this hurts my brain

[@hannahy.1129]

the whole episode is just them being the "SHE'S TOUCHING ME" "no i'm not" moment from lilo and stitch

[@muddychevy731]

I'm not touching you. It's free air.

[@julekakillashandra589]

TOUCHING ME!

[@reginasantana2945]

(Patrick's voice) *Touch*

[@kingfordvr5863]

@@reginasantana2945 *explodes*

[@_Mebrainsgone_]

@@kingfordvr5863 *lays on body* Hug :3

[@l0wl1fe29]

1:04:52 those constant quiet jack screams while he continuously dies😂😂😂

[@LaneGamesYT]

Most underrated quote here: Bob: "Whoa whoa whoa, not too high, not too fast!" Wade: "I know what I'm doing! ...... ..... I'm married."

[@bluelightstudios6191]

mark: "Sean doesn't know a thing about wearing clothes" also mark: doesn't wear pants when recording

[@soldiernix8550]

Zac Dragon But mark wears cloak better.

[@TeamCaaaaarrll]

That's exactly what went through my mind lol

[@bloodyfingertips1653]

But it was a choice

[@darrellwillis4871]

Does any KZbinr REALLY wear pants?

[@aidanmuller3358]

Your point?

[@pumpkinpatchtash4439]

Mark, Jack, Bob and Wade: Screaming and laughing all at once My serotonin: lets fuCKING GOOOOOOO

[@peachygore]

Dude SAME

[@NellieCollier]

Big thicc mood

[@taylorbritt499]

Meeeeee

[@pumpkinpatchtash4439]

Jiminey Crickets I also play the arcana 👀😂

[@artificialsoul4248]

A comment I can get behind.

[@mackenzienooning4236]

I love the multiple "eHhHhHhH"'s from Jack as he is falling, they just get sadder and sadder each time. (1:04:53)

[@xerilaun]

eeEEEeee

[@NexGenSaiyan21]

EEEeeeEee

[@ShipperTrash]

It was the hardest I laughed at this video, the scream is just 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

[@Heisbbss]

Bro i was on the ground crying

[@Elliot0103]

Just saw the part where he gets shat on by the bird...perfection👌😂😂

[@elizabethdawn7502]

36:17 had me crying with laughter i rewatched it so many times holy heck

[@KY-eu5mk]

This whole video in less than five words: “GET OFF ME WADE!!!”

[@Just-A-Nemo]

Here's one in three "GO AWAY WADE"

[@darrekbishop935]

@@Just-A-Nemo Here is one in two - "WADE, NOOOOOO!!!" Another could be "STOP, WADE!!!

[@Just-A-Nemo]

@@darrekbishop935 Here's one in 1 "WADEEEEEEE"

[@upincominggigachad9955]

Five words?

[@voltagesr936]

The Comment says LESS than 5 words.

[@ShonaS]

42:18 here we see 4 cavemen attempting complex communication, unfortunatly, they are all from different tribes

[@designlotto]

this comment deserves 500K likes

[@Thomas_H._Smith]

You win.

[@ShonaS]

Ive won

[@mepd3350]

This needs to be higher up

[@krazykaleb274]

A BA BA BA BA BA

[@v0idbandofficial]

27:48 mark sounds so sincere lmao

[@robindabank5472]

Mark: the coin! Bob: I’m better then you Jack: murder Wade: h e l p

[@whales2983]

markiplier 2019: i'm so much better at promoting than seán, he can't even wear clothes markiplier 2020: promotes cloak with his fly down

[@entranSingie]

wait actually lol?

[@entranSingie]

@AssassinAcademy lmaoo

[@payton_bagel8317]

He's stopped giving a shit and I'm here for it.

[@starlishkitten]

Problem? lol

[@peaceful7610]

Where can I find this

[@renegadebeck2058]

Welcome back 2 everyone's favorite series: "Damnit Wade!"

[@myahvincent9893]

I want to like this comment but there’s already 69 of them and a I don’t want to ruin it

[@thetoastghost342]

True

[@minecraftegg3607]

@@myahvincent9893 it's at 344 now so u didn't stop nothin

[@renegadebeck2058]

Alternate titles: -Everyone Hates Wade -The Sound of AHHHHH - The Other GuYs!!!!! - Left Wade 4 Dead -Wade Wars VII: The Rage Awakens

[@renegadebeck2058]

-Indiana Mark and the Raiders of the Lost Coin - The Chronicles of Wade-dia: the Voyage Of the Dum-Dum Balloon

[@allid2228]

Wade's shrieks at 18:14 had me dying for some reason omg

[@eragonawesome]

Sean: "He's a fucking liability" Wade, in the process of dying: "Who? Ahhhhh!"

[@bostolm5513]

"Dont worry, i got a hand free" *the entire mass just falls to death*

[@sajithasaji4037]

16:35

[@bobbybologna3029]

Mark: **Yelling at Wade** Wade: **Quietly laughing really hard to himself**

[@pellervohakulinen]

Bobby Bologna And actually crying inside.

[@savitarthegoose6300]

666 likes lol

[@DillonCola]

43:15 Bob’s French chef noises will ALWAYS be my favorite 😂

[@danivee8572]

The rewatchability of this video is amazing. What a cheer-up

[@skybluefox8566]

i was surprised by that intro, but loved every second

[@armandoblanco-naranjo1208]

CLOAK

[@xman1punch714]

so true

[@xman1punch714]

e

[@sariahlilysmall4536]

skyblue fox same 😂

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Me 2

[@erikwoodruff5643]

Jack: **wears cloak because he wants to** Mark: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

[@Padiak]

to*

[@thenauticalnautilus1500]

@@Padiak stop

[@erikwoodruff5643]

@@thenauticalnautilus1500 no no let him speak. He pointed out a grammatical error and I appreciate it

[@skittlezkawaii5604]

Years later and Im STILL dying

[@kolewelch5148]

the power went out at my house and it’s cold as hell so i’m watching this absurd video to distract myself

[@mckenzietuttle418]

Same though 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Itspulchra]

Sameee! 🤣💀 we had a pet death in the family last night so to help me cheer up, I watched this and I went from crying to laughing so hard.

[@wolfform]

1:04:50 Sean's repeated Death >>EEEEEEs

[@LazariArts]

Wade: *I have a headache from laughing too hard* Mark: *I have a headache from dealing with you, Wade..*

[@Tivallia9010]

Isnt that every video with the two?

[@maki_loser1667]

That's true friendship right there

[@xilogex7403]

Wade is always bullied by the gang online, he's just used to it.

[@hellsniper6116]

im like mark is to wade with my siblings

[@xero_tx2275]

"Don't let go of my gooch" -Markiplier 2019

[@abigailtrottier5860]

This video gives off "ice age dodos trying to grab the watermelon" energy and I love it!

[@dohvah]

Lmao I was thinking the exact same thing

[@olivelittle8232]

jack: "accident my ass" *gracefully falls into the void*

[@KimuraMayuko]

I love how smoothly they went from "yaay teamwork" to "I will drop you to death if you touch me" during just one hour :D

[@firevenus1873]

More half an hour cuz they already want to killed each other 20+minutes in lmao😂

[@TheJege12]

Oh that happened at like the half an hour mark XD

[@willyflumble]

the move done by wade at 15:00 was absolutely godly and should be appreciated.

[@laytonnewton-thomason5860]

49:10 The Rugrats trying to grab the ice-cream sundae 😂

[@rainajohnson9414]

The whole video: DONT TOUCH ME WADE LET GO OF ME WADE WADE, NO OTHER WAY WADE Jack: IM GONNA MURDER YOU WADE Bob: STOP IT WADE Mark: WAAAAAAADDDDDEEEE!

[@carrotnoises6981]

WADE *_CLIMB_*

[@melaninbarbiee_8]

Orange TM Lmfaoooo😂😂😂😂

[@rubenholtrop3130]

Tbh, mark is kinda toxic these days.

[@ivian8425]

Ruben Holtrop Mmmm... Lots of other KZbinrs, especially anonymous commenters, are toxic. I don’t really find Mark toxic...

[@rynnroses3621]

666 likes Edit: nvrmind someone just had to like the comment just before I commented this

[@kindmuffin3236]

Literally the whole game summarized: "WADE get the Hell OFF ME!"

[@thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976]

HURHRR Suzie

[@kindmuffin3236]

@@moimoiyoop thanks👍🏻

[@table2.0]

I read this in Sean’s voice lol

[@kindmuffin3236]

@@table2.0 makes it even better😂😂😂

[@ronmathewjoe]

Also *CHILL*

[@TWDub]

6:10 - "Do you guys trust me? 3, 2, 1 and here, WE'RE GOING!" (team flies down into the void) - Mark

[@catsandbooks3972]

Wade: Where am I?! Sean: You’re riding on the success of better men. This is officially the best thing Sean has ever said.

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

Indeed, sounded very poetic he did.

[@jam060]

bob screaming 'help him!! help him you animals!!" at 1:06:42 radiated so much mom energy

[@allyterps9223]

So true 😂

[@alejandracedillo5285]

And then he launches himself across the map to save him

[@dennis_s]

@@alejandracedillo5285 *"Momma-bear Mark Mode" Activated*

[@ci-t0idi200]

**goes to help dad** "I dont need help"

[@HellsomeGoose]

It's like Bob is the concerned mother, Mark is the father that cant deal with his own family, and Jack and Wade are the two chaotic children who try to both help and kill each other

[@aspengarret9412]

57:18 the noise mark makes here is going to be forever ingrained in my mind. It makes me chuckle every time

[@Phantm_Shark]

The silence from everyone else didn’t help either 😂

[@princemunkymonk425]

8:59 "It's not hard. We're just dumb!" Mark Edward Fischbach, 2019

[@gun_violence_gaming]

Mark Edward Fischback I*

[@Sphemus]

This quote perfectly sums up all of Mark's videos with Sean, Bob, & Wade.

[@bloodybee3553]

Bob: Reckless pro Seán: Cautious pro Mark: Clumsy pro Wade: Comedic dumbass

[@sedronee741]

Wade is the best at horror games to be fair.

[@frostykinkajou5346]

@@sedronee741 Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord Markiplier The King Of Five Nights At Freddy's?

[@sedronee741]

@@frostykinkajou5346 Ew please god no. I don't like the series. Besides, what's a lord to a king? And again, Wade is the best at horror because on his channel, he only seems to play horror. Unlike Mark who primarily plays it during halloween through winter. Which is smart marketing.

[@frostykinkajou5346]

@@sedronee741 ...... its a joke bro

[@saigey]

@@sedronee741 bro??