Heavy Cruz ft. Medacris - Touch Your Gun (Break Your Heart)

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EnigmaEvocative meets one of the most horrendous recent pop hits. This is the result.
I did consider using this as my 1000+ subs video, but what the hell, I finished the fucking video, you want me to wait!?
Megaupload is dead, so I'll put up the MP3 somewhere else.
Mixed by EnigmaEvocative
All TF2 voices belong to Valve
Break Your Heart belongs to Taio Cruz
Lyrics:
[Medacris]
Medic!
Standing near the point does nothing!
Hrsh, is there a point to your lives?
Healing leaves little time for the hurting.
Was ist los? The heavy is a spy!
Left left! Incoming!
My skill is wasted on this team!
Would you like a second opinion?
You are also ugly!
[Heavy Cruz]
Listen to me baby (nom nom nom)
You are no match for me (nom nom nom nom)
I am Heavy Weapons Guy (nom nom nom)
Did you think you could beat me? (nom nom nom)
Not big surprise. Hah!
Sandvich and meeeeeee
Going to beeeat your aaaassss
Cry some more, ahahaaa!
You mean nothing now.
Your luck has run out.
Now is time to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
I'm only going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is very good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Nom nom nom, nom, nom x2
I am very happy (nom nom nom)
Medic, you are giant! (Danke, camarade!)
Get behind me, doctor! (nom nom nom)
We'll have good times! (nom nom nom)
Ppppppoot dispenser here!
What siiick maaaan
Sends baaaaabies to fight me?
I feel alive! (hahaa!)
You are great doctor. (Danke!)
I love this doctor!
And now I'm going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
I just love to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
It feels so good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
[Medacris]
Hahahahaaaa!
Turn your head and cough!
Auf wiedersehen! Dumkopf!
Eins, zwei, ahh...
Losing is verboten!
Burrito! Gesundheit!
Doctor-assisted homicide!
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
Hello Frauleins!
[Heavy Cruz]
What, you cannot beat me baby,
You are not so good as you think.
What, medic make me strong
The burning you feel? It is me.
What, I have plan for you
You cannot hide from my love for you!
What, I am very gay. Come sing with me!
I am going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
I'm only going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is very good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Come on!
And now I'm going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
I just love to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
It feels so good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Faggot!
What was that? I am going to kill you!
Oh, Soldier. Don't be a homophobe.
Negatory. That heavy is a faggot!
What the hell is wrong with you?
Soldier! You are dead!
TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH
NEVER. Make me TOUCH YOUR GUN.

[@Piemations]

HEAVY PUT DOWN THE GOD DAMN SANDVICH! WE'RE RECORDING A SONG!

[@TF2Scout_YT]

hey pie!!!

[@szlafro_k]

Sup, Im just a regular reminder

[@libRteedude]

Wait, you were here too?

[@Teltelteltelaja]

I can believe that little few people found this comment

[@Teltelteltelaja]

I think this is the first piemations comment XD

[@danandsalt]

The Internet was better when this came out.

[@Br1tishTaxi]

+danandsalt oh yea definetly

[@ulfgararnnor6577]

I know

[@Error404UA]

Back in my days(2010 - end of 2012) internet had high quality original content.

[@玉ねぎ-z3h]

+danandsalt Do you believe in magic?

[@Alex-rp7ru]

Now we have a plague of fortnite and demonitisation

[@Everiony]

I laughed so hard when I was shopping and the original version of this song started to play in the radio, since that was the first time I heard the original. This version is so much better! :D

[@michaelkemel9711]

This song gives a whole new meaning to calling the Heavy a bear. I am both sorry and not sorry.

[@snivy5307]

....San Francisco joke?

[@anonymouswritings5626]

@@snivy5307 What? Like the San Francisco knee slipper?

[@harleyspeedthrust4013]

@@snivy5307 among gays, different body types are associated with different animals, and a bear is a big (gay) guy. touching a gun can be thought of as touching a penis (the medic's), therefore making the heavy a gay

[@GaryCandyPrince]

@@harleyspeedthrust4013 underrated comment.

[@jdog16498]

12 years later, still goes hard

[@sawmill6344]

lol

[@TheInquisitor2012]

Entire team is touching your gun

[@Barbatos_100]

Person: What kind of music do you listen to? Me:

[@Overcrook65]

EDM

[@ChavvyCommunist]

mood

[@aero_xxi]

"get behind me, doctor! we'll have good times..."

[@7000_Skeletons]

+finnick. The best of times ;3

[@szlafro_k]

im just a regular reminder

[@GaryCandyPrince]

heavy: I'm only going to touch touch your, touch touch your gun ~ medic: ah~

[@EteamProductions]

GET BEHIND ME DOKTOR! CHARGE ME!

[@igormortis9755]

This brings so much memories. Life was so simple back then. You deserve a metal, guy.

[@kittensofdeath4904]

That ending left me without words 10/10

[@RevorDragon]

*TOUCH* *TOUCH* *TOUCH* *TOUCH*

[@transrightsrodneymckay]

Do ya got a KZbin channel? If so give me the title of a video of yours so I may subscribe.

[@RevorDragon]

Erin Rivera i dont relay have any videos yet, but im thinking of making some soon

[@ComicHighSansMSTheDoofus]

*NOM,NOM,NOM*

[@RevorDragon]

Roblox + FreeRealms dat translate

[@patrikdmitrijev3020]

to je dobri ale mocc debilni

[@AllisonGhost]

I still listen to this unironically in 2017. Far better than the bland original.

[@sheepmedic4030]

I'm with ya there

[@lederpina8594]

damn, i been playing your p2 maps for years

[@anonymouswritings5626]

I'm here in 2019. You here too?

[@math1ass10]

@@anonymouswritings5626 your not the only one who has no life

[@slakerman6464]

I still listen to this unironically in 2019. Far better than the bland original.

[@MrScaletta]

YATATAYATATAYATATYATATATAYATATATAYATATATATATA

[@jeroenvagenende6712]

I am relistening to tf2 songs from back in the day when I started my tF2 career, and god damn these songs are legend. I am reliving my years again

[@Nickmaster8811]

What sick man sends babies to fight ... ... me

[@Vlamyncksken]

"Time to tough your gun" ,"Medic, you are giant" oh my...

[@LifestyleVirus]

"MEDIC YOU'RE GAY" "THANK YOU COMRADE" Hahahahahahahahaa Oh god

[@spyonmebaby]

sorry that you didnt get a reply for 8 years, here you go pal.

[@LifestyleVirus]

@@spyonmebaby thanks for reminding me the weird ass shit i used to watch i suppose :P

[@spyonmebaby]

@@LifestyleVirus you're welcome

[@musique8980]

@@LifestyleVirus r u dead?

[@LifestyleVirus]

@@musique8980 nope

[@babysunflower6282]

A golden classic that must be protected at all costs. I watch this at least once a year… the legend of the gun lives on!! lol

[@lopp5260]

Overwatch will never have this..

[@IExistYes]

I AM HEAVY WEAPONZ GUY NOM NOM NOM

[@IExistYes]

Pixl Potato NOM NOM NOM NOM!

[@jinhunterslay1638]

DiamondMiner Gaming Channel DID YOU THINK YOU COULD BEAT ME!!!?? (Nom NOm Nom)

[@IExistYes]

Jinhunter Slay NOM NOM NOM! No big surprise!

[@TheHiddenNinjaZach]

DiamondMiner Gaming Channel Cry some *MOAR* Hohoho!!!

[@Rodan727]

Pootis

[@DakotaandKota]

touch your gun....i thought is sounded inappropriate, especially when he said "i love this doctor" then the medic laughed, instead of screaming o.o

[@beansoup7006]

im impressed on how you got heavy to maintain the long notes so well :D

[@Psychopathman12]

I loved the Demoman's response to having his gun touched. Also, if you're going to do an engineer rap, I'd wait until the Engy update goes live so you have more voice lines to use.

[@kingsiegek6970]

tf2 songs is the best misc musical creation of internet XD

[@Carvin153]

Yeah man, but I can find any compilations. :/

[@TRCSniperUK]

I love the single covers you make for these songs! Keep the awesome songs coming!

[@XanaduBC]

All arise for the mic spammers national anthem

[@poppy8643]

So much nostalgia! I used to listen to this as a kid and I had no idea what was going on, but I enjoyed it.

[@IAmZolo]

Was working out at my gym the other day and this song (The original) came on, and I started singing the lyrics to this. Got to the part while cycling where he says"You cannot hide from my love for you! What, I am very gay. Come sing with me!" Some tiny mexican walks by and under his breath he says "Faggot" and I hop off the machine and say "Soldier! You are dead!" as he stares back and his eyes grow huge. I run up to him and start tapping him yelling "TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH" He ran off as I laughed.

[@TheColombianSpartan]

"MEDIC ur Giant!" (medic)"Yaa!"

[@Solruc_]

TheColombian Spartan I'm pretty sure he says "Danka comrade".

[@harleyspeedthrust4013]

fegelein my boy

[@GaryCandyPrince]

*jaa

[@thycringe]

@@Solruc_ *Danke

[@adoream4291]

After 7 years this song is still a treasure

[@EkiTheIdiot]

... and it has a lesson about acceptance. You win.

[@danminhpham5988]

0:50 I was triggered when he said *touch touch touch touch touch you gun ... is full time job

[@slimetcake]

Good times

[@lol48483]

SlimetCake *backstabbs heavy* surprise!!!

[@SamnissArandeen]

I can feel the Schadenfreude!

[@zaparsztek_v2]

better than ai covers

[@nickster5207]

My gun is OFF limits....both metal and flesh one.

[@tehsoupie]

I freaking love this! I've had this on repeat for two days now! XD

[@thylo]

Is it still going?

[@dibuk123]

you can hear the emotion in his voice.

[@aram00001]

This song has a really good instrumental beat, which makes it work great with Heavy's voice (melody isn't purely in lyrics). Awesome mix!

[@jonnavdpas]

Hahahaha, the chorus weirded me out so much I scooted away from the screen. My mom gave me weird looks and I was all like "Dude... no comment! don't look at me like that!" XD Great work! LOL'd and faved!

[@iiwolfgaming7207]

Soilder you are dead! Touch touch touch *screaming* AHHHHH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH

[@HeyItsCheezy]

Haha, this song came on the radio this morning, and I got this version stuck in my head all day.

[@TheNewMaxico]

Such a beautiful voice of mine :3

[@szlafro_k]

Im just a regular reminder

[@k-chick]

True art. I am mesmerised by modern ai-voice covers technology, but this, this just so impressive, embodiment of creativity from past...

[@gotxbrains]

2:28 I am very gay come sing with me

[@szlafro_k]

Im just a regular reminder

[@redspyweabooman2420]

2:28

[@gotxbrains]

@@redspyweabooman2420 thanks

[@tombeeneedeegheesa5845]

you're my new god of music

[@Calhasnopals]

Praise based hoovy

[@C4799]

Hello and welcome again to Music Fortress 2.The best game ever xD

[@_BTK]

MrMulticrafter1 Conga conga conga

[@szlafro_k]

Im just a regular reminder

[@jdog16498]

still here after 13 years

[@jinhunterslay1638]

NOM NOM nom nom

[@Axqu7227]

Holy POOP ON A STICK. This... this is good. This is VERY good. I've seen a bunch of TF2 song mixups on the 'tubes... but this is by far the best. Plus, it's Heavy/ Medic, so how can you beat that? GOOD TIME!

[@Tabby3456]

Honestly it had me when I read the line "Touch you're gun "

[@Cosmo_simps_sprout]

Sunquad *your

[@The5lacker]

Keep your hands AWAY from my gun!

[@auburn_flare]

These guys should have their own album.

[@DustyOldRoses]

This. This is what I needed. All my life. Thank you.

[@TKtakoja92]

If Heavy Cruz were a real star, it would cost 400 000 dollars to publicly play this song for 12 seconds.

[@TThat80sDude88]

8 years old and it Randomly pops into my head while I'm playing R6S.

[@Bloonik]

i searched it because someone micspammed with this ;-;

[@Carvin153]

Yeah, that was probably me. :D

[@JunKazamaFan]

This is so amazing, I just have to touch touch, my, touch touch, my gun while every time I listen to it!

[@Al-xq3tt]

I was going to make a Soviet Joke. But Now I'm Just Stalling

[@partyiguana2458]

I think you mean Stalin. :P

[@mauvemoth569]

HOW DID YOU MESS THAT UP?

[@ComicHighSansMSTheDoofus]

wulfgang xander my life messed it up -o3o- *.3.*

[@ComicHighSansMSTheDoofus]

FEM SCOUT WELCOME TO BEAUTY FORTRESS 2 WHERE GIRLS CAN BE GIRLS AND FIGHT TO THE DEATH LIKE TF2 AND BE FEMALE CHARACTERS OF THEM XD

[@vdesnoyers897]

Now that a good Russian Joke, hats off to you :)

[@SoldiesBC]

Amazing

[@vintagememelord8168]

cinema

[@masterkeaton1000]

Anybody else feeling the schadenfreude?

[@CryptidBones]

what does schadenfreude mean

[@Basilasaurus]

***** luckely i'm german now the song is funny :3

[@lag00n54]

***** it's also a taunt in tf2 that makes your class laugh

[@kimehrenschiold1693]

schadenfreude ˈʃɑːd(ə)nˌfrɔɪdə,German noun pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune. "a business that thrives on Schadenfreude"

[@layers5255]

Ja

[@IanBVHE]

I love how the spy says don't be a homophobe 3:07

[@IAmTheKnight26]

Heavy and Medic is best ship

[@EnigmaEvocative]

That's actually genius.

[@CultofWacky]

Video: I only want to touch your gun! *scream* Me: O- oh.. Uhm.. Well.. I'm just gonna uhm.. go.

[@Landen1185]

This is just great. Little annotation for the lyrics yet: The Medic doesn't say "Burrito", it's "Horrido", a thing german huntsmen exclaim on the prey if they go in with blazing guns. Nevertheless, as said above - great.

[@SergioSource]

I can't help but feel that this music is a big sexual pun between heavy and medic "I am very gay" Well okay then

[@SabnockAlive]

Medic you're GIANT!

[@Nam_Huynh192]

Heavy: I just love to... touch touch your touch touch your gun! Medic: OoH!

[@szlafro_k]

Im just a regular reminder... I wish u have a nostalgic attack

[@lowgrasswhite]

Medic you are giant, (danke kamerad!) get behind me doktor! *dies of laughter* I can't believe the awesomeness of the lyrics, i love it when it not only matches the beat but also rhymes and makes sense (in some schtoopid way):D

[@Nazzyen]

why did the medic scream when heavy say touch your "gun" at 0:50 ?

[@jordanguy4241]

Well my perverted mind thought of one reason.....

[@Feltzer342]

Jordan Guy "Perverted", is what you mean?

[@Calhasnopals]

This is a gay joke heavy says it himself. He refers to medics dick

[@condorX2]

Derpaxe scream as in moaning?

[@7000_Skeletons]

Derpaxe Because they're having good times

[@Blumessiah]

LOOOL THE CHORUS WITH THE MEDIC SCREAMS XDDDD Ahhhh i need to change my pants.... XDDDD

[@OmgWTFize]

Medic´s "Hoooh!" at 1:55 just kills me xD

[@furiousmagician5912]

listened to this while frying an egg

[@chaddonley4322]

needs a 10 hr version

[@chaddonley4322]

also where does "my love for you" come from 0.o

[@EnigmaEvocative]

Hey guys I didn't put up an album because it might have a copyright problem. But I'll probably put up a link for a free download of all my tracks when I get around to it. Thanks for the support.

[@GLaDOSpony]

Medic doesn't get enough love >:O His voice lines are awesome :3

[@Javelin09]

This is upsettingly well-edited.

[@vegetasama7650]

mpphu huddda :) :3

[@Supershadow301]

party pyro The world... will thanks me for this!! * Headshots pyro.* *DOMINATED!* You mush mouth FREAK!

[@IExistYes]

The World Will Thank Me For this! **Starts Party with Pyro** CONGA CONGA CONGA! ALL OF YOU ARE PARTY BABIES!

[@Supershadow301]

DiamondMiner Gaming Channel * Launches sticky bombs and detonate them.* Oooh, there's a new angel filled with gravy in heaven.

[@IExistYes]

Supershadow301 **Respawns As Sniper** **groans** This One's For Me Boys! **Headshots Demoman (supershadow301)** **Chuckles** Cheatin Will Only Get Ya So Far! **Sees Engi Sentry Camping Blu's (SuperShadow301's) Base** **Laughs** Now That's How We Do It In A Bush!

[@Supershadow301]

DiamondMiner Gaming Channel *Buttstab!* NO WORRIES, M8. AHAHAHAHAH.

[@kontakostyler]

This brought me to tears...So...amazing...There are no words to describe the way I feel right now.

[@toaster8907]

Oh you touched my gun gun gun.

[@lupan37]

9 years in developement

[@lazydaisy1984]

find a video go to full screen type awesome look at your video bar

[@iplikator]

1:59-2:18 was the best part! You should get an award for that!

[@Agentprettyhair]

2019? Anybody?

[@Aelesis]

You did an amazing job working the different words together to make phrases. Tippage of hats ensues.

[@Nuclear_Gandhi]

TouchTouchTouchTouchTouchTouch

[@Lotus201877]

This is sooooo goood and could be taken for being perverted....In addition, you made an awesome ending with solider, heavy, and scout!

[@TheTrainChasingPoet1999]

heavy X medic Yaoi confirmed.

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@OwlYaRlyRUS]

ew

[@GaryCandyPrince]

*squeals*

[@GaryCandyPrince]

@@OwlYaRlyRUS you spelled cute wrong

[@corpselight7989]

I still listen to this regularly. This aged well!

[@AbareKillerFan-yo7pe]

I copied and translated the lyrics a lot of times and here's the answer: Who is the teacher? When you are on the ground; Because nothing will happen? Make sense? Treatment is temporarily delayed. always! Is the stallion this? This is a spy! cufflinks! to write injustice? I lost my sadness: Am I in this science? always! Do you want others? You are stupid! Listen to your child (anonymously). Disagree (name) I have a serious shooter (nickname) always! Do you think you can beat (now 1,000) This is not at all surprising. Sigh! And my sandwich I want your strength to be fulfilled Let me cry a little! I don't want to say anything. It's weird now. However, when you touch touch, touch, you scream and lift your voice with your shoulders; How to press, press, press and touch the weapon Official White Stork pistol, full-time pistol; Tactile touch First Name Last Name First Name Last Name With partners and X2 I am very happy (name) Doctor, you have a huge body! (Refractory friendship!) Follow an idiot? (Nm ACC) Rejoice, it's fun! (Nm ACC) To take advantage of this Pppppoot apa siiickmaaaan always! I want to go? I can't say I'm still! (Hahaha!) Stupid good (stupid!) I love this ring! Now I want to touch your heart, heart, heart, heart, weapon My love as a river bank from the river bank Official White Stork pistol, full-time pistol; Touch Touch Touch Touch Touch A wonderful weapon Us! Turn cough and head! Do you feel happy? Domkoff! My Zui P ... Is the error expressed? beak! health! About me! All acid always! can be regretted Hi! I can't beat my son. I don't think it's smaller. Does he do a doctor a lot? The burning feeling you feel when you are For what is planned I'm not hiding your friends from you! I'm gay. Sing to me Because of the weapon How to press, press, press and touch the weapon Official White Stork pistol, full-time pistol; Tactile touch weapons! Now I want to touch your heart, heart, heart, heart, weapon My love as a river bank from the river bank Official White Stork pistol, full-time pistol; Touch Touch Touch Touch Touch A wonderful weapon Step! What you want? Oh soldier. Do not be angry The downside is Arezzo! What is the difficulty? soldier? You're dead! just mix He started. Let's go with the gun

[@EnigmaEvocative]

@onorack123 "Oh onorack. Don't be a HO-mo-PHOBE." - Spy

[@lovisabrony9992]

Take 2 on the speed, it sound so funny XD

[@szlafro_k]

Im just a regular reminder and nostalgia giver

[@SeaRaider0]

So we can't touch Heavy's gun, but he can touch ours?

[@pattonsrevolver]

This is amazing! Deserves more views

[@Ahkmedren]

This is one of the few TF2 mixes that makes me laugh so damn hard every time. GREAT. job.

[@szlafro_k]

Im just a regular reminder and nostalgia giver

[@slimetcake]

This never get's old :D

[@ProffesorHeadgear]

What a brathe of fresh air, Finally something VEEEEEEEEERY catchy!

[@Tabby3456]

Soldier! You are Dead Touch Touch Touch Touch Touch Touch Touch Touch Touch

[@totallymcmylastname9077]

Im never gonna think of hoovy the same way again. That nom....