Heisenberg's science lesson

[@WalterWhite-pw2zc]

Damn, I'm good

[@AALewis-kj8de]

**tips fedora**

[@poobertop]

A. A. Lewis Fuck tipping it, take it off.

[@AALewis-kj8de]

***** Could you kindly stop bullying me before I report you for violating Reddiquette and get you banned from KZbin? Yeah I thought so. So shut your mouth before I send Le Reddit Armie after you.

[@poobertop]

What's Reddit? Is that one of those web doohickeys?

[@AALewis-kj8de]

***** Reported you as well. Enjoy your bans gentlemen, or shall I say, douchebags.

[@francescomei-lartenelleman777]

And that is how I made 99.1% pure mayonnaise 😎

[@TabBuddie]

What's the .9%?

[@francescomei-lartenelleman777]

@@TabBuddie his finger

[@TabBuddie]

@@francescomei-lartenelleman777 oh God, the sweat the cells all make .9 of it oh god

[@unusedaccount2590]

@@TabBuddie unpure mayonnaise

[@confusedjay717]

@@francescomei-lartenelleman777 kid named mayonnaise:

[@mattacostaguitar4048]

Jesse and Walt are the vegetable oil and vinegar, meth is the emulsifier

[@zachl3763]

and the mayonnaise is... DEATH

[@SNOREOFF]

huh, this makes a lot of sense. Nice one :)

[@hypnos2794]

Acutally no, the emulsifier is the need or want for money, and the meth is the mayonnaise.

[@castroh8r]

SNOREOFF with such great writers you need to assume they don't just make scenes like this (or any scene) without a purposeful point

[@jaelie8398]

And the money is the mayonnaise... the result

[@The4Tifier]

It’s cool how Walter becomes a better and more enthusiastic teacher by becoming a drug dealer (I.e. having a fulfilling life outside of work).

[@clarkX100]

Passion can bring out the best in everything you do

[@vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758]

This is a deleted scene lol

[@cwg824]

This is the first time I see someone using i.e. correctly

[@finnheisenheim8274]

Its important to have a hobby outside your job

[@Mr_Mustache_og]

Now I question my science teacher.

[@GanShannon]

*tuco tastes the emultion* MMM TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT

[@nonchefsaussy]

“Duke’s, Hellman’s, Blue Plate-whatever man, just keep bringin’ me that.”

[@lost852]

FuckinIdiot

[@Hassony523]

@@nonchefsaussy don’t forget who you workin fo 😠

[@heli0s101]

Not being able to spell emulsion definitely makes you a Jesse in this circumstance.

[@mikelor84]

BTW he presented the egg in the same pose as the time when he presented the big fulminated mercury chunk to Tuco and said: "this is not meth"

[@connorgolden4]

Am I the only who wondered how the kids might've reacted to finding out he was a badass drug lord.

[@heisen8640]

Imperialx Warlord me too

[@spitfire4sergi]

I think there’s a deleted scene where he runs into one of his former students at a diner (while he’s in the news and on the run), and it’s pretty tense. Don’t know where it is though, but yeah.. Wonder how they’d take it!

[@whewmancool]

So awesome

[@slofury]

Yeah especially that boy who made fun of him when he was washing his car.

[@Divine_R]

charlie Manson “OMG I soooo OD’d on your meth like, umm 300 times in high school, like yaaa totally Mr White!”

[@kartist2455]

I like how before the meth business, Walt was a particularly feeble and "by-the-book" teacher who tried to try his best to teach. Here he has a certain suave and showmanship with a carefree attitude. Walt clearly enjoys his chemistry when he's satisfied.

[@gabem3251]

And those kids probably learned a lot more during that period of time since he got their attention.

[@KadenFinity]

fr

[@CreeperXteo]

"tried to try his best"? REALLY DUDE??? STRAIGHTEN UP YOUR GRAMMER BEFORE I STRAIGHTEN IT MYSELF.

[@You-vv1xv]

@@CreeperXteo it actually makes sense. Don't know what you're on about

[@MauXtrem]

​@@CreeperXteoLol, "Grammer". Correcting someone while being wrong about the same thing is the best form of the universe to call you a fucking joke.

[@lomouche]

Imagine your favourite teacher turning out to be the most wanted meth producer in New Mexico

[@ATownMLH]

I would be proud

[@luigiwiiUU]

*in the U.S.A

[@encrypt609]

@@luigiwiiUU true

[@Daiin0]

@@luigiwiiUU *in the world! Not only did his product make it Mexico but also Czech Republic through Lydia

[@memememe7081]

If he had a student who’s favorite teacher was him, I think he would be a happier chemistry teacher.

[@Stopitpls]

2:02 I do believe this is when Walter a White became Heisenberg

[@squidward9747]

Yeah me too YeH EXACT MOMENT

[@L_Lawliet1907]

Just stfu man, overrated meme

[@ahmadbilalmaster5292]

😂😂😂

[@Calebe311]

@@L_Lawliet1907 it worked thanks to the absurdity of the situation

[@JESUSLIVESAMEN]

The moment he becomes a sussy baka

[@tankdogization]

I wish they had kept him as a teacher at least into season 4. Would’ve been badass to see Walts final form teach one chemistry lesson after the “I Am The One Who Knocks” scene.

[@killingmewillnotbringbacky9177]

he would have broken out the fulminated mercury for another demonstration.

[@jorts_master69]

@@killingmewillnotbringbacky9177 "Here, I am going to demonstrate what happens when I apply the right amount of mechanical energy to this fulminated mercury"

[@tangerinesarebetterthanora-v8k]

"I Am The One Who Emulsifies"

[@ZaligeBite]

@@killingmewillnotbringbacky9177 this is not mayonaise

[@FrostyBrewBro]

We need to COOK!! ......mayonnaise

[@irlrp]

As long as it's not vegan bacon

[@SamAx57]

pivotparodies :D you need buns, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, ketchup, and beef if you want to complete something good.

[@rudranshsharma7064]

Ayyyyy...we got the same profile pic

[@vineetverma6645]

Yeeee boiii

[@stickypoopoo8982]

JESSE WAKE THE FUCK UP WE GOTTA COOK BREAKFAST FOR JR

[@iyulien707]

They probably removed this because it's too peaceful, walt being a good teacher and every student actually pays attention to him

[@JakTheLad]

This shouldn’t have been taken out... it’s a brilliant scene

[@Paraprax]

Whoa! Forgot this was a deleted scene on the DVDs. I've remembered it for ten years, as much as any other great scene from the show. I think seeing the class actually react with interest and joy to one of Walt's lessons is what made it unforgettable.

[@Literallyryangosling777]

Walt enjoyed chemistry but wanted to fuck mike ass so bad

[@danielgeronimo5538]

@@Literallyryangosling777 Walt enjoying living when it comes to chemistry? That seems about right here....

[@Literallyryangosling777]

@@danielgeronimo5538 it would show that avoiding taxes makes you a better person

[@danielgeronimo5538]

@@Literallyryangosling777 Breaking Bad is a drama show, not a PSA, if you think that would work for anyone, hence why it should send a wrong message then, there must be something wrong with you.

[@nomanaleft8124]

and now I know how to make mayonnaise. thanks walt!

[@jamesgeorge7579]

So nice of him to be making instruments for the students

[@Ethorbit]

'Is mayonnaise an instrument?'

[@johnli25]

Yes Patrick it is

[@jgdsbf]

wish I had a teacher like that

[@jaelie8398]

I wish they'd kept the mayonnaise scene in the show. It'd demonstrate how Walt has become more confident as a result of what he's gone through, resulting in his science lessons becoming more well received by his students.

[@ShatteringKatana]

It's more like a parallel of him being introduced to the meth business

[@ryderwashington4199]

lol tf u mean, u do have a teacher like that but u too busy on ur phone and not paying attention. My teacher was way more entertaining and funnier than this.

[@keeperkai999]

Yeah, you can't really say that about the op, because you don't know him/her, so you can't know what situation the op is in for sure. However, I do know what you mean, like most people DO have good teachers and they just don't give a fk, even if most people actually had Walter as their chemistry teacher, they still wouldn't care. People expect education to be constantly like in the movies, "I need to be entertained to be able to learn", that's total BS, learning is hard work to make you a more skillful person, yes teachers can be inspiring and make it fun for you from time to time, but if you don't have a good attitude you'll never get anywhere in life, like did Bill Gates need any teacher to "enlighten him" to do what he did in computer science? no, he educated himself. People these days act like things in movies should happen to them ALL THE TIME, when the reason they can't learn is they don't value intellect, they aren't willing to do hard work and learn. The fact is they are entertainment junkies, and the only reason they think something is of value to them is by looking if it is of "immediate entertainment value" to them, in this case, this scene was entertaining, but right after the teacher did this thing, they'd go back to texting about retarded things to their "cool" friends while Walter explains in depth how the chemical process takes place, in the end they still learned almost nothing about chemistry, later in life the most they have gotten out of it was "oh, I think I remember my high school teacher trying to make mayonnaise while I was texting about the Kardashians to my friend, omg the Kardashians did this......"

[@khatack]

+Ryder Washington Based on your grammar, I'd wager that your teacher kinda sucked. That or you sucked as a student quite a bit. Either way, it's painfully obvious that in your case, learning did not happen.

[@LTDANMAN44]

YA MISTER WHITE! YA SCIENCE!

[@gregorywilkinson5731]

I love the subtle subtext at the end of two things that usually have no business with each other coming together

[@AHK786PK]

I didn't think about it that way.

[@seronymus]

Complex proteins...

[@rexyaxy4314]

jesse and walter....

[@BloodyFlowerFilms]

Bryan Cranston can somehow take anything that would be boring to a majority such as this subject and make it fun, easy to understand, and extremely interesting. Good acting, good writing, good editing, good everything. This show is perfect.

[@Zygothknightlord]

Yeah

[@advaitmenon2667]

Actually even in the show there’s a very wide contrast between the teacher he was (rather feeble, unmotivated, by-the-book, rather awkward and methodical- and we all know all those traits amount to a whole lot of boredom and lack of attention in the class), before all the meth business and babysitting Jesse, and this scene (aka after his meth cooks), where’s he’s more carefree, happy, motivated and confident.

[@JohnDoe-lj3ph]

@@advaitmenon2667 damn, you just basically copied the above comment almost word-for-word. Nice one.

[@advaitmenon2667]

@@JohnDoe-lj3ph ???

[@advaitmenon2667]

I beg to differ but if you read my comment again, you’d notice 2 salient features of the main comment and mine - the main comment was on Bryan Cranston as an actor, while I was comparing the character sketch of Walter White as a teacher from season 1 to this season.

[@moarbuttsecks539]

Funny how the first thing they teach you in chem lab is not to taste anything

[@cobaltstar_8281]

Well, he knows what he was doing. And this was basically cooking

[@thekingofoktimes]

This experiment was a metaphor for Walter and Jessie. They had no business coming together and doing business but Walt's cancer and his subsequent need for making quick money acted as an emulsifier. This is brilliant writing!!

[@jogingeorge4885]

I always saw this as his two sides, his milquetoast life and his dormant criminal drive. (Another lesson after the chiral and non chiral bit that's a commentary on his own story) But your interpretation is good too

[@cjon6898]

@Paulo Kogos There's ALWAYS a meaning to a scene when it comes to Vince Gilligan. It only takes intelligence (which you lack) to see it. Pathetic Paulo.

[@bingo4519]

Please stop.

[@ns7353]

And, it’s tasty.

[@thechicken1477]

@@bingo4519 you stop

[@bricebricegb]

This is the moment Walter White becomes Heinz

[@AHK786PK]

Heinz-enburg

[@b1zika]

Screw the meth business go for the mayonnaise business Walt :D

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Mayo and coffee

[@Apollo-tj1vm]

"You ask me if I am in the meth business or the money business, neither. I am in the Mayo business."

[@maurijr10]

Apollo117 LOL

[@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869]

@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens holy shit i didn't think you'd be here

[@asmith2406]

If only Walter White had been my teacher in high school............. how different a trajectory my life would have taken....(sigh).....

[@san709]

You would be cooking meth?

[@infernocanuck]

A teacher might inspire you, but they don't control your life. You don't like where your life lead, or where it's headed. Only you can change it. Don't blame anyone else.

[@braiesteanu]

a teacher might also destroy a passion :)

[@cobaltstar_8281]

@@infernocanuck unless you’re Jesse

[@Petey0707]

@@infernocanuck yeah environmental conditions mean nothing. spoken like someone whose truly privileged.

[@Astrophysics]

And today class we are going to make... meth

[@DocAlexandrite]

I like how this could be applicable to almost every partner Walter White had. Jesse and Hector specifically.

[@JoseRodriguez-un2kc]

Does the mayonnaise come in blue?

[@SomeOneFromOFS]

Blue, pink, yellow, whatever just keep bringing me that!

[@trongvu86]

TIGHT, TIGHT, TỊGHT

[@dba6097]

Only in different kind of chemical process.

[@joaquinwaters1810]

Two things (a middle aged high school teacher and the drug cartel) that normally have no business mixing can blend with the addition of the right emulsifier (Walt’s cancer diagnosis and ego) can form an emulsion (Heisenberg).

[@billyhenerson2871]

This is probably the only scene where Walt and his students got along well.

[@parsadolatabadi3965]

He is an actual good teacher

[@rithrius5384]

He could've sold that mayonaise recipe to Los Pollos Hermanos and made millions without becoming a meth cook.

[@lukedaley17]

Before he became Heisenberg he wasn’t very enthusiastic with his teaching job. Now he’s interacting with his students. I wish they kept this scene in the show.

[@powercouch1845]

this is the exact moment vegetable oil and vinegar became mayonaise

[@ibreathexcellence]

they don't "repel" eachother, the polar compounds just have stronger molecular bonds and hence have s stronger force pulling them together, that's why "like dissolves like". In other words, all molecules in that beaker exhibit positive intermolecular interactions with one another, it's just stronger between the acetic acid molecules rather than the triglycerides

[@SO-Negative]

Walter: What shall we use, to mix this beautiful liquid with? What one particular element comes to mind? Walter: Hmh..? Hmm...? Jessie: Ahh.... Egg. Walter: Protein...

[@mikelor84]

please edit your comment: a protein is a molecule, not an element.

[@SO-Negative]

@@mikelor84 Please edit your existance

[@mikelor84]

@@SO-Negative oh come on I was just trying to help you out. that was a great comment, aside from that mistake

[@SO-Negative]

@@mikelor84 Aw sorry man, and thanks. I just wanted to keep the element part, because then it would had the protein word twice.

[@mikelor84]

@@SO-Negative nah, I apologize. it was quite petty of me, Hank level petty. "THEY'RE MINERALS, MARIE!!! NOT ROCKS"

[@loogiboogi06]

Sucks this went unused, I think it’s a great scene. It captures the fact that Walt is starting to like making meth and along with it enjoying his teaching job more.

[@joskidude]

This video should be called “Walt makes mayonnaise in class”

[@bakedbrownie69]

damn, the writing on this show is insanely good. bravo vince. this really got me thinking about how walt Mayo may not have become heisenberg if his circumstances were any different.

[@MugdhaMahdiShams]

See what you did there

[@emanuelserban5339]

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[@emanuelserban5339]

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[@resonmon]

Jesse !!!! You can't just jizz on a cup and make mayo out of it !!!!

[@konstantin9303]

Is this a met(h)aphor for Walt and Jesse?

[@RenegadeChain]

yes. gillighan wouldn't just put this scene here for no reason.

[@SpirusOfH]

well... it's deleted so I guess he didn't.

[@MrSailichisanga]

Now that..was clever Mikael.

[@ChesterStone]

Meth is the egg

[@JohnDoe-zh6cp]

ChesterStone *Money* is the egg

[@ianroscablu]

I love the girl in brown. She's enjoying the whole lesson. Especially when he eats the mayo.

[@grandmastercadillac9052]

Maybe he should have sold his mayonnaise recipe instead of going into meth

[@tangerinesarebetterthanora-v8k]

What if instead of meth Walt made his fortune of off making mayonnaise and his iconic line would be "I am the one who emulsifies?"

[@sebastiancaris]

But you got one part of that wrong… this… is not mayonnaise

[@Jacob-ir6zi]

I love this scene. I wish it was kept in the show.

[@jonm8218]

Saul Goodman is confirmed to be the eggs for Walter the vegetable oil and Gus acetic acid

[@lewisgarner5615]

1:04 Walter white became heisnegg

[@yashmandla1234]

I'm just sayin if I knew my chemistry teacher was a meth kingpin I'd be too scared too miss a class

[@tangykombucha5558]

The kid should have asked if mayonnaise is an instrument

[@qasimmir7117]

I would actually like to have Walter as a teacher. He’s good at it, knows how to get people to think, makes it interesting. Shame he didn’t didn’t value it himself, I would love to do that job.

[@randomgtafan]

bravo, vince never has writing been so clever, so thought provoking, and so deep it's like poetry

[@Auzzie015]

I feel like this is almost word for word something he would have got from a science teacher or professor. Not really his writing.

[@omnigon4]

whats so deep about it

[@firefox12354]

"Two things that normally have no business mixing, can. With the help of an emulsifier." Does that not remind you of any two people in particular

[@Maddolis]

Ahhh Sonny and Cher

[@firefox12354]

Now you're getting it

[@sammcamm8319]

Tuco: hey, what is that shit Heisenberg: Mayonnaise, a little tweak of chemistry

[@lonestar6709]

A drug lord still has passion for his class. Something strangely gratifying about that.

[@MartinGonzalez-br2fq]

This guy makes me believe that he knows chemistry..

[@holdenhartley5454]

This is the exact moment Walter White became Heisenberg. Gave me mad goosebumps.

[@saihan7777]

Surface chemistry Electro chemistry Solutions Matter Organic Blocks Kinetics Thermodynamics Magnetism ATOM My man HEISENBERG

[@davids1854]

What if there's an alternate timeline where Walt makes mayonise instead of meth and becomes famous for his 99.1 percent pure mayo and eventually ends up parenting with Jessie Mike and crew to make mayo for Los Pollos hermanos.

[@jonniecharlestone6366]

*Students after finding out he's the Heisenberg* "That's my badass teacher"

[@lorddarkrai5753]

Admit it.No matter what he did , he still was a true professional in his original job and he's the teacher nowadays schools need but don't deserve because all the curicculums , timetables and most of the staff in these schools represent the regulations of a circus

[@Giannhs694]

imagine his students learning that their chemistry teacher run a meth empire :D

[@MorpheusRishi]

man, if he had been in my school, I'd never leave the lab

[@TyPhenirW0LF]

And we use Blue food coloring on the mayonnaise, because that's my brand. I make blue chemicals. If my former student, Pinkman made this, he would add chili powder, because he's a bad cook.

[@boardingurban]

And that's how he started working at Los Pollos Hermanos, putting said mayonaise into food

[@yandereworshipper6963]

Imagine if Walter and Jesse made and sold mayonnaise instead of crystal meth.

[@R3fug333]

This is the moment when Walt became Heinz Mayo.

[@keithiusmaximus776]

WHY WAS THIS A DELETED SCENE !!!!!!!! I love it so much !

[@mr.nazareth4501]

Imagine this show was about Walter finding his place as a teacher while dealing drugs on the side, maybe even as a lighthearted slice of life series. I think that would be sick as fuck, tho tbh it'd probably just be like Malcom in the middle

[@blastastacks857]

Walt and Jesse would not mix without the right emulsifier (meth cooking)

[@ChristophGangrel]

I wish i had chemistry teacher like Walter when i was in highschool...

[@dperry19661]

I make this stuff called ferrous acetate to turn old-school vegetable tan leather black. You soak steel wool in vinegar. It takes several weeks. But when its done it will react with wood tannins and turn them black.

[@mattxx3120]

I remember having to attend summer school for elementary. Not because I was failing, but because my parents wanted me to get "ahead" of the other kids. I don't remember learning anything there. We just did a bunch of projects involving moldy bread and growing small plants.

[@mikelor84]

LOL I just noticed that he presented the egg in the same pose as when he presented the big fulminated mercury chunk to Tuco and said: "this is not meth"

[@larslemn4835]

*Tight tight tight*

[@Vincentlpp08]

Should've broke good and started selling really good mayo

[@hing420]

Had walt been more humble and lowkey he would’ve really sustained his meth empire

[@awanbiru-ride]

Sniff(the mayonaise).....tight tight tight, blue yellow pink, what ever man.

[@johnnyseizure8098]

This is the exact moment Walt became Heisenberg.

[@spookmeister4528]

You beat me to it by 16 hours

[@vangledosh]

I was so happy when I predicted the use of an emulsifier, actually retained some information from all those years ago

[@k1p59]

deleted scene because the groan when he ate it was so cringey it wasn't worthy of the episode

[@uploaded113redone]

yeah a whole classroom that doesn't know the 3 main ingredients of mayonnaise and is disgusted when people eat it is way too dumb for a show like breaking bad

[@k1p59]

CooterPatrol i know, for its prestine expectations

[@RYN988]

It is a good thing they deleted it.

[@k1p59]

yeah but it was in sync and very cringey

[@Malaneth]

Is that Zed profile picture?

[@AliasSchmalias]

The reaction of the class at the end is the best haha

[@retracellgac8569]

The most psychotic thing Walter White ever did was eat straight mayo

[@ekathe85]

I get it The vinegar is Walt Jr. and the vegetable oil is breakfast and the egg is breakfast

[@brendanmatelan2129]

Their reaction was great.

[@thedarksideofthemoon9195]

so, you wanna cook crystal mayonese

[@tvshowmemes-jt8eb]

This is literally the first time I saw walts students actually take interest in his class....

[@fairuzhussaini7301]

The mayonnaise must be respected.

[@METALMAN4Wii]

Rip Walt Jr's Breakfast.

[@cyanrazorCel]

Symbolism of him tasting jesse's blood.

[@jukio02]

That's why you add eggs to make brownies, damn. I was like, who thought of adding eggs to make brownies, now it all makes sense.

[@osvagt]

Actchully.....that has nothing to do with emulsion. You add eggs to cakes to help it to stabilize by heat....like the eggs you're boiling //former baker

[@joshuapatrickvidal4954]

Walt: Do you have your glasses on? Also Walt: *proceeds to make mayonnaise*

[@Liam-rf1ey]

Im not even joking but my science teacher looks like walter when he had hair.

[@evilcrucian8989]

He asked them to wear eye protection while mixing mayonnaise. Kinda reminds of all the situation where Walter didn't need to be menacing, just look menacing.

[@thesoftparade1990]

I wish they did a scene that showed Chad and his other students we see reacting to news he was the largest methamphetamine manufacturer in world history. Like in universe TV interviews or something. There was a scene scripted but not filmed for Felina. Showed Walt running into a former student when he got petrol and faked being a journalist. He paid them off to keep quiet.

[@regret81]

"Two things that normally have no business mixing..." There you have it: Heisenberg is referring to his relationship with Jesse.

[@Robertvorhies]

Representation of water, mixing with the oil in a Subaru WRX crank case

[@shiroimekuooniwa5110]

Always enjoy some extra breaking bad

[@ryuji_risky]

I thought he was going to test and discover the way to eliminate krazy8 meat

[@yiftach2949]

The moment acidic acid and egg whites became mayonnaise.

[@osvagt]

But how do you reverse that mayo to acid aka LSD again

[@budguesor9222]

I was almost about to say "Grt, Please upload rest of the chemistry lectures as well.. "😂

[@leblanc3536]

This is when Walt became Heinzenberg