Helen Bauer | Have A Word Podcast

[@robprime5855]

"PERNIUM IS THE GOOCH" blasting through my speakers..... in the car. Outside of nursery.

[@deansmith6256]

Great pod! That last bit was actually good advice from Adam at the end about the mental health stuff.

[@samueljohnson4039]

Authentically buzzing to see Dan finally get to announce the tour, even from Australia it's been a blast to watch something very obviously special grow. Hope it smashes! Wagwag x

[@daveheadford]

Oh 7o

[@jesue226]

“Fuckingell that dogs ill”……made me cry laughing 😂😂😂😂 absolutely took me by surprise

[@dylancoffey5972]

“Wag wag lids” I’m glad that’s become a thing ahaha

[@graememurphy7123]

Watching this again and noticed that at 1:16:00 after Carl does his Peruvian lady voice and Adam makes a joke about doing a darts scholarship that Carl laughs in the Peruvian lady voice by accident 😂

[@meganobrien9312]

W I’ll I’ll io ok ooooh I

[@itoonsend]

Wish Dan was at the Stand in Newcastle, looks like a road trip

[@DanNightingaleComedy]

Newcastle was really difficult, so The Stockton Arc is the best option. Apologies mate. X

[@lukethomas1498]

Tickets booked for Cardiff. Can't wait please don't let adam get the pod cancelled in the meantime.

[@philmccarthy126]

Just bought our tickets to see you Dan @ chorley little theatre can't wait

[@payni1992]

~~OoOoHhhh, hellllllllllo their~~ Fucking KILLED me hahahahaha

[@christinasayer3889]

Sorry for the downer 🤣 but 100% decent advice.... and ive already bought tickets for both your tours x

[@christinasayer3889]

Apologies to carl for my horrific sentence structure aswell 🤣

[@dominicgannon8437]

Can someone please time stamp where Carl rages from the mum jokes 😂😂

[@adambennett1016]

Stylish mamhoud bit, was fucking fantastic, can't believe Dan felt underrated by the lads🤣

[@joshbailey9313]

Anyone else get protective over Finn, hes ours to bully!

[@s1dthesl0th]

The fact Carl now has That domain makes me crease

[@owenj0hn009]

That whole blood brothers part was amazing 😂😂

[@jason62948]

Yes lad this is my fave part yourrr my fuckinnn brothaaaa 😂😂

[@dancraven5514]

Tickets booked Dan we'll be there!

[@Alex-ht1oq]

Loved seeing the BFG on the podcast !

[@N7Landry]

Dan's first proper tour is going to be the first tour of a comic im gonna see

[@tomfurlong5384]

Had a proper moment watching Dan announce his tour there 😂

[@BEBBSTER28]

So glad your coming to Cardiff Dan!! See you there!! Keep up the awesome work lads 🤘 almost OG Lid 😆 I won't heckle WAGWAG!!!!!!!!

[@dansmith5809]

Fellow cardiff patreon here! Ill see you there 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@ACEPodcastNation]

@@dansmith5809 gwan the Cardiff Lids 🙌

[@MatOfTheDead]

Best day of the week lids

[@Bigstehd]

Helen was incredible, really funny😂

[@rebeccarussell7516]

Congrats on the tour date... any more dates being added? Maybe Lancaster? 😆

[@samevardson2855]

Saw Robin Perkins and Friends at Comedy at the Priory in Louth, Lincolnshire. It's was 50/50 with men and women on the line up and a fantastic night. Seen her a few times now and she's a great host. 👌

[@kieranmutch8617]

Class as always 🤙

[@lewishawley2167]

Was in tears within 5 minutes of Helen Bauers' section. Fucking hilarious!!

[@itoonsend]

Need a link in the bio for Dan's website

[@DanNightingaleComedy]

On it. Thank you mate x

[@Bryangog86]

Fuuuuuck me! That start was electric. She was phenomenal to keep up with the speed of the bullshit bus as well. Cracking Pod (as ever) Lids!

[@Mike51232]

Tickets purchased for Chorley..see you then!

[@barrelwolf]

33:30... Does Dan always drink with his pinky out? He pulled it under to hide it but that still looked a little poncey

[@thebigtine]

Now that that’s done I don’t know what to do with myself for the next few days

[@magiera92]

I started getting an earlier bus to work, because some fella kept getting on with a doner kebab munchie box, everyday for his dinner and it fucking hummed. Don't mind a kebab, but not on a bus at 11am.

[@jackroberts6200]

Someone wanna tell Dan the guy that wrote Hamilton wrote the songs for Moana

[@adamcrew9439]

"It's a sexual act" with helen's face should be printed on a hoodie 🤣

[@kenanmclaughlin5259]

I can understand where Dan and Adam are coming from about woman getting into comedy but Dan and Adam speaking about how they’ve had to fight to be the best of the best to get paid to do stand up and I don’t find it fair to just think there’s no women let’s throw somebody who’s shocking in and her absolutely tank it

[@FlareDoobers]

Anyone remember what episode the Black darts players bit is from?

[@banks8207]

talksport brought me here and now listening to two guys talking about pissing in a plant pot. i used to piss behind a 5 foot teddy bear that sat in corner of my bedroom when i was a nipper, think i was marking my territory or some shit. good to share

[@johnskelhorn4603]

Hot water is sold out already haha see you in the frog and bucket in September!!

[@DanNightingaleComedy]

Its not mate. The website has been updated, tickets on sale now. Apologies

[@johnskelhorn4603]

@@DanNightingaleComedy I'm going to your comedy home to see you mate it's all good just glad to have a ticket

[@johnskelhorn4603]

Just booked hot water too haha see your first and last on the tour 😅

[@s1dthesl0th]

Let's go lids best ! Cant wait

[@stevefaeclacks2725]

Just booked Glasgow. Just a years wait!

[@ocallaghancaitlin4139]

watching adam talk about his school play is like watching an overly excited child at a wwe fight

[@lucaorefice1129]

I know Adam was only taking the piss with Hungary hair but my uncle did get his hair done in Hungary get on it Dan lad

[@GreaseBallBubbleHead]

Gareth Gates never stuttered when he sang.

[@Juggssy88]

See you in Darwen Dan. Booking Adams for Darwen too ❤️

[@RoEdwardsRPM]

I thought the idea of cookery was to cook things that taste good separately and mixed together. Taking turns on a fried breakfast or a roast is mental, love how they're so certain that they're the norm when they fix on something. Makes for comical viewing

[@shaunplfc1990]

Was Helen also on the nationwide adverts the same time as Rowey bags, she looks and sounds familiar

[@DEAN0795]

1:33:25 I think Helen turned into Vicky Pollard hahaha

[@acebaxter]

Love the pods lids. Never seen her before but it feels like Helen was very spikey, not sure if thats just her personality or what

[@jbmisfit-]

Yea that was my first impression. But I guess that could just be the way she comes across. Doubt they’d have her on if she was actually a dick.

[@acebaxter]

@@jbmisfit- Again i mean no hate or offence at all

[@JayGraceffa]

Helicopter toilets 😂

[@chezs1379]

You bet your ass I've booked to see Dan @ Hot Water. Gona be an amazing night, best book the Monday off work 😂 wagwag lids 🥰

[@walkthedinosaur1223]

nice kit

[@andrewbolton9049]

See you in Glasgow lid 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@joerogers1417]

Wag wag 🤣 love it

[@callumcolumbo]

Amazing.

[@deadpool8340]

Come Heskey that thing is Hungry!!!🐀

[@charleyrobinson632]

1:19:10 I can't tell if Adam looks cool, or like a blind mouse from shrek

[@UCNTZ]

Cheers lids

[@jonnyphillips6984]

Wardrobe Leeds it is then, buzzing for ya lid

[@ItsZombieNixon]

Shout out Carlisle

[@DaveEd2499.]

Fuck I completely forgot this is the one about the stalker

[@jayratz9392]

See you in Nottingham lid

[@Khosk91]

Yay😍

[@bobz125]

i'm cast pebble..if you know you know

[@Skittledikk]

WHERES THE NEWCASTLE GIG DAN. -.-

[@SI-lb9xx]

I have a morbid fear of butter and once had to split up with a girl because she had a bit round her mouth after a sandwich and i couldn't unsee it. My parents never had it as to stop me leaving home and My kids and partner can't have it in the house as I want to keep them.

[@nickball4071]

I'm sorry Adam I know its just an AdRead you're reading but stating something as "legal in El Salvatore" maybe not the selling point you want to use to advertise ones product.

[@HaveAWordPod]

El Salvatore? 😂

[@sjeverton]

Just need genderless plant pots

[@bcs1508ify]

Comment number 135

[@jayzerino]

Think about comedy like football, there is shit clubs for you to go and play for, not everyone is entitled to play in the Premier league

[@ashlfc4eva]

Forget diversity!!! Just put the best on regardless of race & gender! We shouldn’t be choosing okay female acts instead of brilliant male acts just to tick boxes!

[@jayzerino]

Helen was not funny

[@HaveAWordPod]

Why don’t you just *not* say that? She was funny. She was great. You might not have liked her but this is one of the most popular episodes we’ve had in ages… so just shut up.

[@dannydbrown90]

@@HaveAWordPod everyone is entitled to an opinion though, and not everyone is gonna find the same people funny

[@HaveAWordPod]

@@dannydbrown90 so what? Just keep shitty opinions to yourself.

[@dannydbrown90]

@@HaveAWordPod you can't expect to only ever receive positive feedback that's all I'm saying

[@julieob]

Omg she’s just not funny

[@HaveAWordPod]

Yes she is. Fuck off.

[@julieob]

@@HaveAWordPod having a comment box means I can comment. If that’s not a choice why have it

[@HaveAWordPod]

@@julieob you can comment. And we can reply to those comments. And our reply is to tell you to fuck off.