The Lone Slim Shady (Explicit) - Caravan Palace vs. Eminem (Mashup)

Heard this. Version I heard was censored. I DID NOT STAND FOR IT.
oneboredjeu's channel: / @oneboredjeu
Original video: • The Lone Slim Shady - ...
Download (FLAC & 320kbps MP3):
mega.nz/#!pEh1...
"But HellJustFroze", you screech at me, "You cheat in video games, you don't edit audio! How did you do this?"
WELL BOY HOWDY AM I GLAD YOU ASKED, BECAUSE FUCK ME GENTLY WAS IT A PAIN IN THE ASS.
I tried for many, many weeks trying to invert the waveform of an instrumental copy of TRSS against the explicit version in Audacity. No fucking dice. Tried to get other people to help. No fucking dice. Eventually, I decided to try again with the inverting thing, this time using two FLAC sources (tracking down an instrumental FLAC is just SO FUN, you get to look at the sketchiest, most-likely-to-perform-a-zero-day-exploit-in-flash-torrent-websites! IT'S GREAT!). It still didn't quite work, but I figured "fuck it, the main music will overshadow the original song". And overshadow it did!
I sincerely fucking hope I never, ever have to do anything in Audacity ever again. oneboredjeu, pretty please, for the future: learn to isolate vocals, because you could probably do it better than I did and with 1/5th of the headaches.
Fucking hell. I'm going to bed.

[@christianschoff2490]

Did you seriously just steal a video and not even remove their name from the picture?

[@HellJustFroze]

Did you seriously just leave a comment without reading the fucking description? The original version is censored. This one isn't. Use your eyes and your two brain cells before using your mouth, thanks.

[@christianschoff2490]

@@HellJustFroze that doesn't make it not stealing their idea, dork.

[@christianschoff2490]

@@HellJustFroze I read the description. "I did not stand for it." because you're a baby.

[@christianschoff2490]

@@HellJustFroze Anyhoo, peace out. Next time make your own content.

[@HellJustFroze]

Oh so it's not that you can't read, it's that you don't understand the concept of fair use and credited, derivative work. I gotcha. That's okay, I forgive your stupidity. Though I do wonder if you're leaving the same "YOU STOLE THIS FROM EMINEM AND CARAVAN PALACE!!!!" autistic rants on oneboredjeu's video. I look forward to reading them. Also I do make my own content, you'd know that if you'd bothered to do more than spout off whatever asinine thought comes to mind before opening your mouth -- but I can see this isn't a talent you possess. Pinned so hopefully someone with more patience for the mentally challenged can help explain it to you. Don't worry, you'll be smarter someday, that day just isn't today, is all. Best of luck in life. ^^

[@Littleman3240]

I just noticed the faint "You have no idea how much patience this fucking took" at the bottom.

[@HellJustFroze]

when your only solace in your pain and suffering of dealing with Audacity is hiding an Easter egg or two, you go for it.

[@Littleman3240]

@@HellJustFroze Fair.

[@christianschoff2490]

@@Littleman3240 They didn't make this. Look at the name on the left hand side.

[@Littleman3240]

@@christianschoff2490 Thank you captain obvious, I came from the original.

[@Never_Always2]

Good lord how high was your brightness for you to see that

[@SaturnsMysteriousEye]

Thank you for this. It is beyond my understanding why someone would censor a song about not censoring songs.

[@meami3376]

Oneboredjeu said that the censored version was the only one he could find.

[@cart89]

@@meami3376 *she

[@LeonardoPLKCollection]

This song isnt about censoring songs.

[@keilafleischbein59]

I always thought that was the joke lmao

[@Zerpderp0]

@@LeonardoPLKCollection It's about having comeback from being censored. This was during the time when Eminem was facing lawsuits from the FCC as well as being kicked off MTV. It's about how censorship fails in the end.

[@thepalewalker6364]

This mashup, and especially this version, has poisoned both songs for me. They sound so bizarre now on their own.

[@flynnnewell1520]

ThePaleWalker636 it sounds good tho, someone needs to put this on itunes

[@PH0B0PH1L1A]

SAMEEEE i just tried to listen to the og lone digger and i instinctively started rapping this then was like "wait. wait no"

[@titip1995]

@@PH0B0PH1L1A "Oh wait, no way, you're kidding... He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

[@janoshvondach5866]

what??? thats awesome

[@HxH2011DRA]

Same

[@joshuagrahambrown]

YES. SOMEONE DID THE THING. Also that description is gold. 👌🏾

[@dakotawb]

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're going to have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced Throwing her over furniture It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding, He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr Dre said Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though" Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't, But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is. Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade, They got the discovery channel don't they? We ain't nothing but mammals, Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes. But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too. You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. "But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first. Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V "Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he" I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me So I've been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing, But not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up I'm like a head trip to listen to 'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends Inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip) I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny 'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting. Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King Spitten on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling, Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up So will the real Shady, please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up Haha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us, Fuck it, Let's all stand up

[@Zack_Axel]

@@dakotawb UM excuse me wTf?

[@josephyeager8672]

*SOMEONE DID THE THING*

[@ParadOxymoron]

you missed uncensoring "cut" in "cut people open like cantelopes" that's a very minor mistake though and all in all you saved a masterpiece. thank you very much

[@HellJustFroze]

hold the fuck up I didn't even know that was censored Why the fuck is "cut" considered explicit? Like what the fuck kind of Tipper Gore bullshit is this

[@topsyturvy4707]

I thought it was just that Eminem said it at a lower volume than the music

[@cactus3796]

@@HellJustFroze feel u bro, the weirdest shit is censored in songs, especially on the radio

[@lara3749]

@@HellJustFroze I FUCKING LOVE YOU OMG MARRY ME PLEASE

[@azx2616]

what time?

[@CamiKhaste]

I uncontrollably started getting hyped after 3:10

[@lfamvs5520]

Thank you, I'm so sick of people censoring the word clitoris in this song.

[@Sagesku115]

IKR? its a body part

[@midgetwaffles8635]

ikr it literally defeats the whole point of the verse

[@singletona082]

Totally approve of this since the radio edit was bugging me. I love the original channel so glad you're giving all due credit for the original mashup. Class act man.

[@orshefer1467]

I can't even express how good of a fit this is.

[@wyrowood3490]

Its well mashed up too, using bits that fit well exclusively

[@Ghost4053]

Oh my fucking thank you I loved this mashup, but the censor was fucking bad honestly, its like guns in a movie shooting pop tarts instead of bullets for pg friendliness, what the fuck

[@HellJustFroze]

Glad you liked my edit of it, thanks!

[@isaacd9376]

Ghost4053 Yeah and with this song its as if they did that censoring with John Wick

[@ladyosaka4265]

The plain eminems are better than the peaNUT one? Sounds shady to me!

[@meami3376]

The original creator said he couldn't find an uncensored version that isolated the vocals, so he had to settle for censored.

[@StarcolliderYT]

​@@meami3376 5 years late sorry, but the og creator pronouns is she/her

[@MrFree-vj8qj]

Imagine if this came out as the original back then, I wonder how shocked people would be. This marriage is so crazy

[@chrissytheconqueror7049]

It really sounds as if Eminem had sung this exactly for this melody!

[@ventus9654]

Other way around because real slim shady came out first lol

[@gingermaniac5484]

But he’s the real slim shady, obviously he has future vision

[@KKruki]

i approve of this eggsplicit repost

[@markkim7348]

it's an eggclusive deal to eggs that deserve them

[@KKruki]

you can't out egg pun an egg bro so you could call this the egg

[@markkim7348]

I eggnowledge my defeat

[@KKruki]

Your one bad egg

[@clarahale522]

I don't at to eggknowlage this comment section

[@cartervaughan5361]

"You have no idea how much patience this fucking took" No, I don't, and I praise you for making this. ^-^

[@christianschoff2490]

They didn't make this.

[@jonavanderpal]

@@christianschoff2490 Holy hell, shut up man.

[@itsrobbietime]

@@christianschoff2490 They did. They made it uncensored.

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Endgame: I am the greatest crossover ever conceived! This song: allow me to introduce myself.

[@falloutfox_1819]

I know a lot of people dont like mashups anymore and think that they ruin the original version, but i personally like this combo a lot, the wacky early 2000's beat of The Real Slim Shady doesnt feel right with the song, and Lone Digger without lyrics just feels empty, and this is coming from someone who has heard both songs for quite a few years before this came out.

[@whatadollslife]

I'm gonna tell my kids this was sung in the 1930's

[@Nanuks_Fun_Zone]

same

[@ADeeSHUPA]

@@Nanuks_Fun_Zone ないす

[@oskarcarnwath9665]

i need this to be a genre

[@greens4251]

It is this is a subgenre of electro swing called swing rap

[@teeriepeng]

This helps me to get up in the morning and go to my uni classes while having a crippling fear of failure. Works every time.

[@ALPrv]

i love the way you uncensored this masterpiece and keep your mildly aggresive comments. seriously, i fucking love your attitude. hope i got a friends like you.

[@gammauno]

*Perfection doesn’t exi-*

[@bombdiggity5594]

Just wanted to say thanks for this version, it's one of my absolute fave mash ups and the censoring is so painful. I LOVE YOU THANK YOU

[@samgafford2371]

Now THIS is the real slim shady

[@TheLegendaryHacker]

That description is the most relatable thing I've ever read jesus

[@BaePlatinum]

This is really well done! The radio edit was bugging me SO much.

[@Marcel177]

I’m a year late but this is still the most 🔥 thing I’ve ever heard

[@nexcoyolt_0]

I mean, I just love caravan palace too much that I keep getting banger mashups over and over and over again, thanks man for this experience!

[@hubacchris]

HEY! An uncensored version!

[@core1154]

I was dying,I heard this song and I'm back to life

[@washgaming5825]

Don't know why you're getting hate for this. It's a pretty good mashup. Timing is good and speed isn't unappealing like nightcore. Good work my dude

[@HellJustFroze]

to be fair, all I did was uncensor it, the real praise should go to oneboredjeu for the original mashup. But I just couldn't stand to listen to their version with the censoring.

[@jaylin3321]

nightcore isn't always bad tho

[@manofwealthandtaste136]

+Ghostgaming 367 Yes, it is.

[@jaylin3321]

;-;

[@pringlerer]

+Ghostgaming 367 i agree with you, some parts on the original work pretty good with the pause

[@mauriciozamora]

May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they We ain't nothin' but mammals Well, some of us are cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy Half of you critics can't even stomach me Let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin' In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin' He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady, please stand up And put one of those fingers, on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up

[@chrs-wltrs]

> tracking down an instrumental FLAC is just SO FUN I felt this on a spiritual level 😔

[@salixbaby]

An alternate title for this could be HellJustFroze (Explicit) vs. Audacity Mashup

[@dakotawb]

NoobWithAFez is right

[@Goldenbytes3]

Took me about 3 listens to get used to the changes, Great job, seeing as what you had to go through to do this

[@kosadept4108]

This goes wayyyy to well i cant imagine the amount of headaches and stress lol Great job man my fav song rn❤ **

[@paulhorneschillings1212]

Gordon Ramsay: "Finally, a good fucking A Capella track"

[@kylethenoble1211]

“You don’t know how much patience this fucking took”

[@funkEfresh94]

Srsly one of the best mashups I've ever heard

[@jfrito43]

I fecking downloaded this track so I can dj with it. This is good you should make more.

[@mew2871]

Jacob Alva-Melville He didn’t make oneboredjeu did he just uncensored it.

[@mr.jazzmoose1937]

*FICKing

[@gingermaniac5484]

Feeooking

[@benherneman6419]

This is by far the best mash up I've heard in my life so far

[@plasticpaper8725]

Its illegal how good this is.

[@cralex8956]

It’s almost disgusting how good this fits..

[@HellJustFroze]

since you're a furry judging by your avatar, I'll defer to your expertise of disgusting things

[@cralex8956]

I am not a f@cking furry!? Damn... you people tend to judge way to fast....

[@cralex8956]

Is it because my “avatar” (a picture I drew out of boredom) is a cat?

[@HellJustFroze]

1. furry avatar 2. triggered easily + gets defensive easily 3. "bawwwwwww you're judging me!" Yep, sounds like a furry to me.

[@cralex8956]

1. It’s just a fucking cat with earphones XD 2. Isn’t it my right to tell you about your mistakes? 3. you shot the sherif I shot you (in other words: you judged me and that was enough information to make a small judgement of you ) Isn’t that allowed? Or do you live under a rock in Africa? (Not racist)

[@tristanmerkin183]

Thank you for posting this! :)

[@dag_will2615]

And they say perfection isn't possible...

[@HxH2011DRA]

One of my favorite mashups of all time

[@stitchischeatingonlilo1296]

this was so fire my speaker exploded

[@clowdyglasses]

thanks i really needed this for my playlist

[@Menon9767]

THIS IS SO EPIC!

[@shadowpresident4203]

Someone had to stand up and be a hero! Love it. Fuck censorship.

[@adrianarroyo937]

Your description earned you a like. Well done

[@wildcherry0420]

This SLAPS

[@liamalexandercomedy]

This is actually perfect

[@TheElectroclassic]

MAN, YOU PROVIDED AN HQ VERSION. I'M SO GLAD YOU DID!!!

[@HellJustFroze]

Someone's gotta cater to the audiophiles out there. Though, to be fair, the audio I got from the original video had already been chewed up by KZbin's audio compression, so that FLAC isn't the best it could possibly be -- just didn't want to take something already fucked by YT audio compression and then fuck it more. For the people who don't have the ear to notice or don't care, there's the mp3.

[@potatodog7910]

So I’m slim Fortnite and I’m the real Fortnite so won’t the real slim Fortnite please Fortnite

[@potatodog7910]

Fortitw

[@theriverstigs]

i'd say this has no right being such a banger, but it's Eminem and Caravan Palace, so it's got at _least_ twice the rights

[@skeletortheskeleton1357]

This is gold.

[@quetzalcoatl974]

Very well done sir, tip of the hat to you

[@wolfscar05]

Banger by itself, more of a banger when playing an A.O.T Game

[@JavierBoncompte]

Awesome mashup! Great job!

[@HellJustFroze]

Wasn't mine, I just uncensored oneboredjeu's mashup. Go give him your praise.

[@Klokomotivet]

HellJustFroze *her

[@dotdash]

well memed my good sir

[@LukaLPZ]

this is a jam

[@TheHexagonalMoon]

The description of this video is one of my favourite on KZbin please read it.

[@HellJustFroze]

Should I read it *_sensually?_*

[@xxashton_shadowzxx]

1:29 best part in my opinion

[@jagged1725]

this has no right to go so hard

[@LaserBungalow]

FUCKING THANK YOU ♥️ for explicit version

[@edinahahhahahahah]

I love the description,

[@SadEyes1412]

Love this

[@matosz23]

Thank you for the explicit version.

[@onyxd9247]

This goes hard 🔥

[@eclipseasterin]

This song is just… blessed by his himself

[@boop3nowurded538]

Lmao ty for this version. Feels better to listen lol

[@gawys28]

pretty good

[@AmethystOrlando]

Two of my favourite songs fused into one...noice!

[@woodlouse6982]

to me, lone digger is now just an instrumental version of this

[@tahutoa]

that volume difference on 'clit' is so jarring, but hi-hat sounds aside this is fine

[@unknownduck4927]

This would kill a pilgrim in a second

[@itzhasboy6762]

I was finding this, and i finnaly i found it!

[@Deepshade_]

Amazing🔥

[@Zippy2299]

was skeptical for the first few seconds, but goddamn this is amazing, especially when you hit the choruses

[@skyboundfightt7618]

TheyCallMeZippy well someone actually made this before but it was censored

[@aquariumstudios1430]

God bless you.

[@hugo8a989]

Thank you

[@stevenmcl1]

Fuckin' love this.

[@cipher4lifer77]

LMAO THE DESC IS GOLD

[@ryanthegamingkitty8545]

Two songs that don't hold back,great mix!

[@jaundry]

MY JAM

[@epicfailpaws]

Yes. Thank you.

[@josephbrlt]

Well done on the torrent adventure! 🤣🤣🤙🏽🤙🏽

[@jelly_4_brainz]

Thanks dude!

[@memesandgasoline]

this is great

[@quincyhouston2670]

THANK YOU! SO MUCH

[@OddOneOut665]

Aw man, you left out the 'Fuck it, let's all stand up' part at the end...

[@dakotawb]

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're going to have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced Throwing her over furniture It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding, He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr Dre said Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though" Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't, But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is. Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade, They got the discovery channel don't they? We ain't nothing but mammals, Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes. But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too. You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. "But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first. Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V "Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he" I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me So I've been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing, But not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up I'm like a head trip to listen to 'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends Inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip) I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny 'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting. Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King Spitten on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling, Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up So will the real Shady, please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up Haha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us, Fuck it, Let's all stand up

[@matt57362]

Ok

[@drumlindrums7913]

THANK YOU

[@THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL]

I imagine it took a fair amount of patience

[@jaredgerdts]

How much patience did it take?

[@HellJustFroze]

too much.

[@jaredgerdts]

lol

[@im_ener]

A L L O F I T

[@katanamcdaniel1357]

This is a gift from god bestowed onto us unworthy, lowborn souls. We do not deserve this masterpiece 😂🔥💯

[@Scott-jf3jm]

Y'all should have had his "y'all act like you havent seen a white person before" start at the first drop

[@kallzillacohen2597]

My mom makes me eat mayonnaise and I don’t like mayonnaise it hurts my tummy a lot and I’ve tried to tell her but she won’t stop and I really don’t know what to do anymore I’m thinking of telling my teacher but then again I don’t know if they’ll believe me and I’m only 13 so it’s embarrassing for me to tell people

[@kenandthegang6582]

you might be allergic to mayonnaise/something in it or something else. tell your teacher, since that is an issue your mom clearly doesn't care about.

[@RipTheJackR]

As someone who bought Marshall Mathers on CD, I approve.

[@averyvaldez1371]

Thank uuu