Hello Internet Episode One Hundred

[@chemicalschool5651]

You've come a long way from a 10 episode experiment

[@harrytsang1501]

I just finished the 10th episode last week, looks like I have an even longer way to catch up

[@altamashshaikh4182]

Patrick Veldhuis same

[@gabes6108]

Wow can't believe I missed the 0th episode.

[@prestonio]

How long until 000 comes out?

[@gabes6108]

About 35 years and 3 months.

[@pietrocelano23]

oh.

[@Real_extra_1]

Dirk from veristablium. The hero we needed. But not the one we deserve.

[@smivan.]

This is a historical moment.

[@TheQueenofNeckbeards]

I was so happy about how passionate you got about the Count Dankula trial. The United Kingdom's "hate speech" laws are disgusting and unjust. We need more people speaking out against these horrible laws.

[@MattRoszak]

I'm glad a lot of people are talking about the pug story. This case needs a lot of pushback or this kind of story may become common in future. It really is a slippery slope once the government starts locking people up for causing offence.

[@LvLupXD]

In the case of the alt-right it's not exactly a joke, which is what fucks this whole thing up. Using a joking ironic tone to disguise actual political belief and action is part of what makes this whole discussion such a mess.

[@marcpelletier2700]

Noah What relation does this joke have to the alt-right exactly?

[@fovlsbane]

Thats only an issue if you think people shouldnt be able to talk bout politics.

[@Saturn-uz6jc]

Dirk from Veristablium!

[@vaneharris8947]

Sal De'Friez I prefer Duke of Venezuela.

[@Saturn-uz6jc]

Dunkirk from the Vatican.

[@kyrla]

Dave from Venice

[@purplechimkin3404]

Duke from the Vatican

[@NewNew-qn7kh]

So nice of Deek from Veryflablium to make a guest appearance

[@TheVideoLexicographer]

Be careful with the pug in your video. It could get you arrested.

[@TheVideoLexicographer]

I left this comment before they even talked about Count Dankula.

[@fnym9rdsavsffdik9a25]

Do you think the pug is German? for example the pug at 50,00 does look slightly fascist.

[@HungrigerHugo89]

Yes, yes i can see that....we should be carefull!

[@arbazna]

Grossly offensive dog... is not even dog sized!

[@LogicalMayhem00]

Comedies illegal in Europe now what can you do..

[@daltongrowley5280]

oh pretty Derek youll always be disease vector dirk to us. wish youd upload more to your channels

[@meerkatnip892]

Dalton Growley The dirk particle

[@dstinnettmusic]

I wish Grey would upload more

[@MSpacer]

Dirk matter

[@JeffreyBlenman]

This seems a little too mean for the joke.

[@norgard57]

Yes. There were limitations put on horseless forms of transportation in their early days in the UK. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locomotive_Acts

[@willimations277]

Verkanstablem! I'm so glad Dennis was here for this episode

[@taylorhancock5834]

Woot! Episode 100 of HI! Been binging the show for a few weeks now and I'm so happy that I have another episode to watch! However you have interrupted my watching of the last five minutes of episode 82, but I have priorities....

[@jedanimates]

I started regularly listening to Hello Internet when they were around episode 70, and i find it amusing that I finally caught up at it's 100th episode. thank you for providing me numerous hours of entertainment during my very boring, daily trip to school. :)

[@kingofpandas612]

Congrats guys! 100 podcasts filled with awesome random entertaining and thoughtful conversation!

[@Saturn-uz6jc]

Never Dirk! We shall make fun of your name until the end of time!

[@fakjbf3129]

People need to make a distinction between society and government. As a society we need to make sure we don't fan the flames of intolerance. But putting that responsibly on the legal system to do it for us does not end well.

[@ze_rubenator]

Oh my God, has it really been 100 episodes? Congratulations, I'm looking forward to the next 100.

[@SupLuiKir]

57:00 NO! All speech has to be legal, or else no speech is legal. Even the tired example of yelling fire in a crowded theatre. I think the crime here should be that they intentionally used a method that has a reasonably high chance of triggering a human stampede, which in turn has a reasonably high chance of heavy injury and death. The specific method they used to achieve the stampede (yelling "Fire"), is irrelevant and can't be illegal in a free society. There are other methods that exist that can achieve the same effect with similar consistency, such as firing a gun into the screen or ceiling, but whatever the method, what's is wrong is that they intentionally did something to trigger the likely consequence of a human stampede. Thinking of crimes with this lens means the example doesn't change, which is good. Effectively, yelling fire in a theatre still results in a crime being committed. But now it isn't the speech that is illegal, but its probable consequences. Having the controversy be "how likely is too likely?" is vastly preferable to "should there be limits to free speech?" because then we can collect and use past crime data to make informed and calculated conviction and sentencing decisions in order to sufficiently disincentive behaviours harmful to society, instead of relying on imprecise and unreliable senses of ethics and arbitrary sentencing.

[@alexditri5035]

Can’t wait for next hundred episodes

[@bishopofapples]

Onward to 0101!

[@glutenfreeWMD]

They made episode 5 already.

[@Kokorisu]

Brady is such an absolute monarch, handing out the greatest of Hello Internet honors to someone who mad him have "a right laugh". I'm totally on your side, Brady. Don't have me executed.

[@7ink3347]

Released just as I finished binging all the episodes

[@XopheAdethri]

1:15:36 I just had a meltdown on my laptop barely three weeks ago. Though it *was* a good excuse to clear out some installed Steam games I rarely play, I was able to get all of the rest of my files and a lot of settings easily from my Backblaze backup. I listened to Grey one time and had an easy time returning my laptop to my preferred standard order.

[@joshpearson2928]

My favorite dog breed is featured in the one hundreth episodd of mh favorite podcast. This day is amazing. Love you guys! Happy 100!

[@Snubben123143]

39:17 there is indeed...

[@wolfsden6479]

Its the Y2K moment of the podcast.

[@vanderson.f.milagre]

Listening to this in 2020. Had to stop and check the video date when got to 39:16.

[@MrAntieMatter]

Finally! The one hundredth podcast!

[@NewcastleFlyer]

They are not yellow or green. They are tennis ball colour

[@dstinnettmusic]

I’m gonna cry because of how much time has passed

[@matthewmccafferty8745]

Doing research, the colour is one called "optic yellow" as of 1973. Optic yellow has the hex colour #ccff00. The official hex code for yellow is #ffff00, and that of green is #00ff00. It is closer to yellow than green.

[@uliuchu4318]

finally caught up with recent episodes... I don't know if this is a good thing or not, but the 100th episode is definetely fitting...

[@nathanblubaugh6451]

It's 5am on Saturday morning. Go to bed Grey! But also, congrats on ep100!

[@chillsahoy2640]

I was busy when the episode first came out so I've ended up listening to it now, on Easter Sunday, which is April 1st. For about 5 seconds I thought having Derek on the show was an April Fools prank.

[@francescamele8077]

I can't believe these pugs look so dejectedly sad. And at such a joyful occasion too!

[@verylostdoommarauder]

40:56 I agree strongly.

[@DebateLiveStream]

HELL YA!!!!!! www.nerdstats.net/hellointernet it's not updated yet.. but.. soon

[@luisa.7021]

When you listen without reading the description and then get to the part in which the background of pugs suddenly makes sense.

[@SamuraiBonesie]

I WAS SO HYPED; THANK GOD

[@rufus8546]

Are you going for episode 1000 in 45 years?

[@Justin-sl3sb]

I definitely agree with the success of "violent incentive" to deter bullies in school, but it doesn't have to be directly to the bully. When I was in 4th grade, there were 3 people who essentially bullied me, two of them were friends, and the third was the typical school-wide bully that nobody really liked. I never really did anything about this, but one day one of the two bullies was getting chased around by the "alpha bully", and they kept circling around my desk while doing so. The bully getting chased was kind of pudgy and clearly not in the condition to outrun the other guy. So I started getting annoyed, because I was trying to do some homework in silence. To try to stop it, I grabbed the back of the "alpha bully"'s shirt and essentially stopped him dead in his tracks. Of course, the alpha bully took some time out of his day to ensure I was properly put into the ground for that, but the bully that was being chased never fucked with me again.

[@qwertyuoip1234]

We made it. Episode (1)00.

[@brussels9254]

I have never heard of bitmoji up until now. (Thankfully)

[@JordanBeagle]

Forgot Dirk was in this episode! Wow! Just as good the second time, haha!

[@dstinnettmusic]

So, fun fact about early cars. When people started dying from automobile accidents, there was a massive propaganda campaign against people walking in the street, which was a totally normal thing up until that point.

[@cannonfodder4854]

Just in case anyone wanted to know the tatoo is a 1,2-meythl-4-propl--benzene ... the usb and nail gear symbols aren't attached to carbons so idk how to put that in, in terms of the organic chemistry naming system.

[@0xRy4n]

Exodius 117 The tattoo’s molecule is dopamine.

[@cannonfodder4854]

Was alittle hard to know...the amine and oh groups aren't really descript... but fair point.

[@ansonsieu8428]

Happy 100th episode Tims! Time to be dissapointed!

[@althaz]

Holy crap I've listened to too much HI podcast. I started at ~30 I think? I went back and listened from the start and now I've apparently been listening for another 70! That seems like a lot to me.

[@coliimusic]

I love the Mr. Chompers footage

[@jacklee3808]

Roger Federer on the 100th Episode of Hello Internet is my dream come true!

[@FryTV]

About Count Dankula case: It's just remarkable that the book 1984 was written 70 years ago, yet predicted future England oh so well. Btw, I'm fairly certain that Orwell was writing it as a warning and not as a guide to follow, so can you please stop with your idiocy UK?

[@ieatgarbage8771]

FryTV I think you are blowing it out of proportion

[@lololol924]

I Eat Garbage Totalitarianism doesn't just ramp up from 0-100 immediately. It's a gradual increase, taking little by little and the reason it gets as far as it does is because people dismiss the early stages as "irrelevant". Yeah ok, to blow up some shitposter getting arrested for a joke to the same level as an Orwellian nightmare is a little much....but it certainly has the very real possibility of being the starting point. It's not something to scoff at, especially since this is a LEGAL case which is all based on precedent.

[@nightcawc]

You can't even carry around a simple knife in the fookin UK. It's so much further gone already.

[@FryTV]

I Eat Garbage I know for a fact that I’m not blowing it out of the proportions, because it all works like in that quote from Martin Niemöller: "First they came for the Socialists...". Besides, what is more shocking to me, yet people don’t discuss it really, is that UK had that awful law since what 2003, or something like that. And no one cared about it, no one noticed that atrocious shit, no one protested against it when it was first made, because it is still a law, so nothing was made to stop this. And now a man is facing freaking prison, although if you read more about the case you’ll quickly learn that the whole case was made because some government official started it, not because some offended jew asked uk gov to investigate CD. That scares me the most: gov machine creates laws that no one could possibly follow, only to basically create work for itself, that no one asked and no one needs. If someone don’t understand or underestimate the importance of such laws, cases, role of government and freedom of speech in general, I strongly advice you to think about it more and also read a bit about ussr, red terror etc.

[@khi-jonchua985]

What episode of Hello Internet was it that discussed the tennis ball thing at first?

[@DevinGrayGaming]

Its okay Grey, Bitmoji makes me sad too.

[@bruhbruh4329]

The fact that we can't even discuss the rulings of the court case without censoring ourselves is the making of an authoritarian, despotic hell on earth.

[@ericpopcorn6607]

Hello from Cleveland!

[@mahernureddin]

Finally finished binge watching all HI episodes ... I feel sad now ._.

[@Varenon]

to your question on how we reacted when the first time a car killed a person, Adam ruins everything did something about that kinda thing, and the origin of the term Jaywalking. Not a specific answer, but gets the general idea.

[@Nobody-yw2yf]

I've been listening on and off for 6 months and I still haven't finished the whole playlist. :(

[@DominickvdHoff]

poor markus meechan, i hope he and the pug are going to be ok.

[@robmckennie4203]

I only recently came to appreciate how incredible Roger Federer is at tennis. I don't watch tennis, the closest I get to watching sport is poker, or maybe billiards, but he is uh-mazing. Anyone who hasn't seen him play should look up a clip compilation.

[@pinklady1215]

I’m an internet ninja

[@mr.jingles4022]

Dipper Pines lit

[@TheAgamidaex]

Disappointed it isn't 1h 40m long. But at least 84+16=100, so thank for that Grey.

[@untziggy4]

Can't wait to get my annual scription to skillshare!

[@MrPassiveGamer]

Looking forward to CPG Grey's game

[@robbysalz8710]

In this episode: Grey doesn't consider the "stochastic terrorism" and "radicalization" factor. It's real.

[@colejon2753]

one hundred this will half to go into the Museum!

[@nataliejames5149]

I enjoyed ♥

[@acorn1014]

Is the next one going to be 101 or 01.

[@bishopofapples]

I would like 0101

[@murk1e]

Swap to base 16,,, ep 65

[@AltName7]

It's fun to imagine that the counter has broken and wishes itself death.

[@daryllee8332]

Finally!!! It's been done!!!

[@GraveKing3473]

Grey, you are my spirit-robot, I swear.

[@JeffreyBlenman]

I love the dogs, but the one with the eye boogie, the one with the nails that need to be trimmed, and the one with the splotchy red skin folds, get less cute each loop.

[@MrToddinoz]

thanks friends!

[@josuelservin2409]

I approve the consistency in the graphical enumeration for this episode, I would also would also like if you would use the 💯 emoji. 😂

[@Wardog11111]

Thanks for not being afraid to talk about the nazi pug video

[@nilknarf36]

Hearing Grey reference Plato while talking about censorship was pretty funny considering the views on censorship expressed in The Republic.

[@Phoenixmaster-gv5sr]

Just did my math homework while watching Mr. Chompers for 2 hrs

[@UpHigherMusicOfficial]

What I don't like about Backblaze is how it doesn't give you the option to backup certain program files folders. Contrary to popular belief, some programs do save user data in the program files. So, yeh, Backblaze isn't the program that beats all others, for me.

[@Iniss132]

Woot, HI upload while catching up on HI

[@AlexisLopez-lh1op]

Is this an official hello internet holiday

[@gooscarguitar]

We've had the episode number in roman numerals, arabic numerals, and words so when's binary coming?

[@hexx2211]

Happy 100th, guys!

[@kairon156]

In Canada's our personal thoughts are protected in our constitution. As a pedestrian I'm 200% paranoid about cars so if it's self driving or not I don't trust cars to not hit me. I'm a tattoo-less person too.

[@clf400]

I think the tattoo is 1-propyl-3,4-dimethyl-benzene

[@FullaEels]

I only use facebook for Messenger. Due to having seperate communities of friends, messenger is far easier for me to use to contact people i know in person.

[@lukemcclure1292]

Thank you for not screwing up the logo!!!

[@TheDrMashup]

I made mine 4 years ago, I think. Bitmoji.

[@garryseville]

In my eyes, this will always be episode 101.

[@wholetthispersonon]

Tennis balls are officially the colour optic yellow.

[@electromika]

Integer overflow.

[@kukelekuu]

1:07:51 isn't this about it being preferable to underpunish than overpunish.

[@dragoncatsage3049]

Imagine he still keeps it 2 digits so next episode according to the thumbnail is the 1st one.

[@bradreee7290]

My necesarry lie of society. If you get caught doing something wrong like a lie you can either not lie you can A: stop lying(easy) B: get better at not getting caught(very difficult)

[@endrankluvsda4loko172]

I've got a 2017 Toyota Camry with all those safety features like the lane checkers and what not and I can't stand it. More often than not, it's more intrusive than helpful. Actually, it's never been helpful. I eventually disabled most of it. Basically, it's there because people don't pay attention when they drive. Instead of creating features for people that don't pay attention when they drive, we should just not let people drive that don't pay attention when they do. Make driver's licenses harder to get, and when you get them, make them much easier to lose if you cause a wreck, espcailly if it's was caused from doing something like texting while driving. I've been driving for over 20 years and I've never caused a wreck or even gotten a ticket. I don't want to give up my ability to drive or feel afraid whenever I'm on the road just because other people suck at driving.

[@lockedemothanes9979]

Huh, Grey thinks of violence the same way Ender does.

[@ProbablyGreeen]

ITS DIRT FROM THE VATICAN

[@Bladavia]

WTF UK... Prison for posting funny videos online. And I thought Canada was already quite fucked up

[@Saturn-uz6jc]

Aww, this is so emotional!

[@HarveyDentalfloss]

Heckin Bamboozle

[@ChakraX2]

The video says "Hello Internet" for 100 episodes... but has anyone said hello back...? So on this 100th episode I reply... "Hello there 'Hello Internet' how are you today?"