Helltaker - [4m 36s 880ms] (any%) speedrun

[@HUSIER]

Me: Cant find a girlfriend in 5 years Helltaker: *makes a huge harem with demon girls in under 5 min*

[@somedudenameddawn5331]

Underatted comment we have here deserves more likes

[@beelzebubthegreatfly1157]

Lmao you can too.

[@DotboT3812]

what a chad

[@thatguy7155]

Dont forget the fact that this suppose to take place in hell Gigachad thats what we should call him

[@yunayureino9817]

When you left the microwave still running on the house but still want a harem :

[@supercarotte8131]

Underrated comment x)

[@k0n682]

Seems fair

[@steinsschrodinger8688]

Lol nice

[@mymelodyswag]

Lmao

[@Jack-mt3fw]

*OH SHIT THE MEATLOAF!*

[@lauchsuppedeluxelauchsuppe1803]

he hastes for he thirsts

[@sultanrizky7584]

I'll give you an A for that poem little Timmy

[@YouCann0tSeeMe]

Your run: 4m 36s Game: is 20 min long My run: 2hr 34min My first try is just 49 min of puzzle solving and the rest is just judgment kicking my ass

[@barux1380]

My run is 2h next run is 40m

[@MXolotl]

my run is increddibly just 1 hour and 20 min, i somehow discovered the 3 secret keys so i spent like 40 min passing the 3 levels whit secret keys and the normal levels and almost half an hr memorizing (how tf do u write it) the judgements chains

[@bluehammermidget6728]

I wasted 30 min+ on Azazel to get the fucking relic then stuck for over an hour on judgement especially her last phase

[@bigblackman7]

i got it in 26 mins

[@bigblackman7]

check my steam profile if you dont believe me

[@hugsterjim2794]

so for the shortest time possible, you have to not give Judgement a Pancake

[@ThunderBlueBr]

new category: pancake% Run starts from New Game Selected, ends when Judgment a pancake (for frame perfect timing from the last screen where "New Game" is shown to the first frame of the transition starts with Judgment with the pancake in her hands)

[@charliemanning-smith8949]

Duh

[@VioletVaniaComposer]

Modeus didn't get one either :(

[@СаймонГоустРайли-о8щ]

@@VioletVaniaComposer and pandemonica still a tired demon

[@frizzttymto]

Pfp matches

[@tekkitdoood2838]

Love how the final boss takes more time than the whole rest of the game

[@PlayClawTaem]

When my mother asked, "When will I have grandchildren?"

[@k0n682]

Seems fair

[@DJBSharpMusic]

Brb, mom. Taking over hell to get some bad bitches.

[@jazminperalta5622]

mom: we’re leaving in 5 minutes me:

[@barux1380]

Hahaah this game is not easy i end this game with 2h time when I playing I was do close to destroy my desk OMG i miss 2h on my day haha

[@k0n682]

Seems fair

[@zpainnumber1442]

@@barux1380 When you're sitting with your friends explaining that helltaker's not easy and proof of why, you hear a gust of wind. A mildly chubby 15 year old with a blanket as a cape appears at the front of the opened door, I Spoke "I'm able to beat dark souls 3 in an hour and 30, bloodborne in 2 hours and 30, sekiro in less than 4 hours (main ending), Dark Souls 1 idk, Dark Ouls 2 idk and Demon's Souls idk (my game corrupted so I cant check. And it only took less than a year to get that far, I'd say Dark Souls is easy". I disappear with a toot because of the recent Taco Bell dinner I'd probably had.

[@Maharlikan_1898]

@@zpainnumber1442 what

[@zpainnumber1442]

@@Maharlikan_1898 I went a bit far than it needs to be

[@pashlock7]

Another world record! NICEEEEE!!

[@walterheisenbergwhite6034]

Couldn't he just say "looking for angels" and win the game that way?

[@katoshiku7367]

Yeah since its an Any% he could've just done that

[@nieznaszgobotoja723]

he could also skip to the epilogue

[@s0r445]

No, the game's goal is to have a Demon Harem, not a Angel Harem.

[@toastghost9145]

That's technically a bad end, since you fail in your objective. Evidenced by the fact that it boots you to the start of the level if you select it, same as a "bad end" dialog choice.

[@jcp1296]

Nah it's true ending

[@Ravenoussss]

This guy can finish the game faster than me narrating the game

[@teriyakii1235]

This is when demonstrating the game is faster than with words

[@hwilliams66]

You two know each other from his sons room?

[@ans0l508]

Bruh meanwhile im here cant even pass the judgement part

[@gabrielmora5092]

I passed it yesterday thanks by pure luck after 2 hours of failing

[@justsomedangerbigfootwithweb]

@@gabrielmora5092 It took me 98 minutes. now I feel slightly less bad lol.

[@dragonacycx4619]

I think it's not that hard

[@gabrielmora5092]

@@justsomedangerbigfootwithweb well I'm a dumbass okay :(

[@CaineTheMaine]

It took me 6 mins, casuals smh

[@sargentsuicide7815]

3:52 I swear he jumps

[@shimaiofdog8769]

Mom: You have only 5 minutes for playing on computer. Me:

[@Schneider161]

BakugAAA

[@shimaiofdog8769]

@@Schneider161 АБОБУС

[@saaizonech.2222]

1:35 "wait,that's illegal"

[@totoshampoin]

I like how half of the run is Judgement's chapter

[@professionalneet5820]

Technically there's not really a strategy to speedrunning helltaker, just press the right buttons fast

[@grados3060]

Whole run is pretty much reliant of the last stage of sin machine and getting good RNG in it (as little dodging chains while kicking)

[@nojomyth]

@@grados3060 It isnt rng? It looks just like patterns to me xD

[@grados3060]

@@nojomyth In first three phases you can tank damage all you want, in fourth one, when you kick chains, you see that he has to sometimes stop kicking to dodge the chains or he dies. Good RNG will include max 3 patterns where chains will hit him while he's kicking, as those all can be tanked.

[@shoda9939]

Grados every stage and phases is planned out, but the forth one is kinda planned, like you see at bottom right and bottom left the chain it will be up to down and left to right then there’s an opening, then it’s closed, but top right and top left there’ll be closed then an opening. The chains patterns are different by area

[@jaqtonido8251]

he's not even picking the right choices in his run

[@MrNannogomez]

"I will claw down your throat and TEAR YOUR VERY SOUL!" -Soldier i' not kinda sure he said that

[@transonicfob2293]

you know their a good speedrunner when they keep beating their previous run

[@Пядь]

I'M WAITING FOR SPEEDRUN PANCAKES

[@PhilippineLuLu8423]

Boys when NNN is over:

[@k0n682]

Seems fair

[@Joshyoni]

deviled_eggs seems fair

[@isthatajojoreference3910]

Bjoni seems fair

[@bappo795]

『Is That A JoJo Reference』 seems fair

[@gramcha]

Bappo seems fair

[@nottossik6932]

The real speed skill is trying to read every dialogue in this video

[@Frieren_a_freira_defeituosa]

You are the guy who did the Speedrun in less time of this game so far I haven't seen anyone overcome you

[@Bassgangvt]

Damn, that’s some serious speed right there

[@mashedtatoes1208]

this just popped up randomly in my head and I must search for it

[@dannyphuong1927]

I didn't think speedrunning helltaker would be a thing already!

[@Incogneko2]

This is something that really shouldn't be rushed, but you do you man.

[@Fallen_blackrose]

Took me like 2 days to figure it all out

[@luirene6480]

How many IQ do you want to get girls? This guy: I'll TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

[@doctorhunter5553]

Now thats mastery to be fair it is a short game but to me i would be stuck not only the boss fight but puzzels too because i'm really slow

[@ReallyBadFriendlyChannelC]

DoomGuy in a different universe

[@Hateful_Rex]

i don't think so i think he's doomguy enemy

[@letsrank9349]

Modeus, Malina and Judgement dont get pancakes? That's sad. Edit: Also Pandemonica

[@zewo2269]

are you winning dad?

[@JorgetePanete]

you woke up and TIME TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF STONES AND SKELETONS

[@zigimfre]

Спидран по Хеллтейкеру, ПОГНАЛИ! О Повезло, Повезло

[@neoo4160]

This madlad completed all the game in less time than me completing the second puzzle o.O

[@burnt.alaska]

malinas puzzle pissed me off SO MUCH

[@elrandombongos3501]

*_no time to think, it's time to run_*

[@danyakul8691]

Oh, you complete it at 4hours, good play!

[@Schneider161]

2hours

[@zeliph]

Another way to speed run this is skipping the puzzles. But I see you went the extra mile playing the game properly. Nice run!

[@nOn-fj4iy]

Amateur, just pick the epiligue in the menu

[@andywashere5123]

It took me 50 mins to complete all levels in this game. This guy did it in 4.

[@justc00lguy]

Man, you lost almost half a second, giving the awesome demon pancakes.

[@ellie0611]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

[@awhahoo]

deadass watching this to find out how to beat certain levels

[@thego-dev]

achievement: SpeedBreaker

[@scharlachrot5540]

This is how fast I collect my waifus

[@princenishikigoi7439]

When you don't want to suffer and just get it over with.

[@e-angel8757]

Nice work man, have a good one

[@tako158]

I'm a bit confused. Did you do it yourself or made a program for it? I don't doubt that it's possible, but it confused me that you always picked the first option and the game was taking it as correct.

[@Aress1181]

I do pick the second option sometimes, just pressing two key's at once makes it so you can't actually see the animation for it. It's no program, someone has already beaten the time.

[@martaerdman6008]

@@moksvweenie6167 the name is literally in the title

[@Kaiwala]

@@moksvweenie6167 the level of stupid in this comment could be bottled and sold for a good deal

[@Darkrath3]

God: you have 5 minutes before you're reincarnated Me:

[@lorenzoguccione671]

Mom: Son we need to go in six minutes! This guy: Okey mom. I can do it *_whit a minute to spare._*

[@3rikasyrovatka598]

*Don't forget to be hungry while your thristy*

[@rsketcher5360]

I came here so i can do the puzzle cuz im dumb

[@Aress1181]

Some of them are pretty hard, dw

[@swooggr]

weebs when waifus are on the line:

[@randomboi2587]

Congrats, being rank 1 at Helltaker!

[@altman1749]

And yes, the boss reminds me a little of the boss from the nameless cat!

[@singlemomjenklyde]

Mom: It's time to go Son: Hold up lemme get some demon girls

[@acidsugarz]

Currently at 4:51.70, bring it!! (Also starting timer right when its loading into first room and ending on Glorious Success ;) )

[@keithedwards499]

Looked this up just so I don't have to listen to the music stop 😂

[@jlol147]

OH DREAAM

[@cinnamontoastboi4017]

I have a better idea for an any %, go to the first girl and fail it and you will get an end, therefore giving the fastest time

[@Aress1181]

ez wr

[@Ifoundnohappinesshere]

I still don't feel how your hand would be well rested after this absolute libidinous

[@Babka_V_Kedah]

мама: давай доигрывай 5 минут и вырубай я:

[@kamonek3825]

Anchievement:SPEEDTAKER

[@mrlazzzy2004]

Speedrunner:I'm the fastest hand of West (In both meanings)

[@cvou09823]

speedrunners: beats the game in 4m 36s me: takes 3h to complete the game

[@onekingdom1955]

Amazing

[@brainnight2296]

THIS VERY COOL

[@gabrielvieira6529]

I thought it was another amimation lol. And I first thought the animation was based out of nowhere, and there is the game.... Okay

[@koncheniyidioto]

Speedrun helltaker... SPEEDRUN TEAM FORTRESS 2! 111!!

[@Vadim_k.d.]

brutal

[@SrGanzui]

ohhhh I also did a helltaker speedrun and late almost the same xd, good video

[@uwuluvmewaifu0029]

When you leave the oven open but you got priority’s

[@Weeb1367]

Hmmmm, wherever i find speedruns

[@Kira-rn9fl]

all these comments saying judgement took them like over an hour, just bruh? Took me maybe like 10 minutes blind. I didn’t even know the chains were on a clock like that. I was just always moving and thought that you got 2 steps after they flash before they can hurt you

[@krumaldo36]

My spydrun : 10:28 XD You spydrun: 4:36

[@xyienpl8365]

Nice

[@hiddenlotusgames6453]

If you like Helltaker, you may also like Kusari Kingdom: gamejolt.com/games/kusarikingdom/632946 It's also a free puzzle game building upon the Domino principle.

[@naokifujiko]

When your very desperate for a harem:

[@kiruaaaaa]

cool

[@ArjunTheRageGuy]

I think someone just took the term "Speed Demon" literally.

[@spacewolf9596]

It took me 6 minutes to complete Helltaker. Most of it was in the boss battle

[@brainnight2296]

But I will play by your rules

[@nquolo]

u missed the secret ending :v but the speedrun is incredible

[@wizardharipota2068]

Wow congrats. My best time is 4min 58 sec

[@magicianowl]

I CANT MAKE IT TO IV CHAIN OF DESPAIR

[@somedudenameddawn5331]

Pancakes solve everything

[@altman1749]

Helltaker is a simple game for me, not counting the limited steps, but this is probably the only game where the plot and gameplay can be divided into two parts, because the gameplay is a bit boring somewhere 6/10, the plot did not look well, yes, I don't care ... ( 7.8 / 10 just because I didn't play the game!)

[@whotfisgigan-]

Attempt: failed done:99% Missing thing: making portal to belzebub (you said any%)

[@Jack-mt3fw]

The angel puzzle is the hardest and the judgement boss was the easiest part of the game

[@Raemy87]

We all speed runner at eroge

[@virtual7837]

dOOM ENETRANAL

[@alikirb]

technically you can do it faster if you skip all levels

[@poisonouscheesecake4343]

if the fastest game means nit giving judgement a pancake tuen no

[@doomslayer8739]

Ok that was fast

[@Linuxdirk]

The first level took me longer than this run.

[@prodKillTvcoma]

Give me some time I will beat this score (if you want to watch me here:www.twitch.tv/von_strikethem )

[@VicGame-vh5og]

Minecraft Fake Speedruns Be Like:

[@whateverwhenever4631]

Looks like someone caught the yt algorithm by it's ass.

[@sciph0r44]

I still stuck on angel :skull: