helping my viewers rizz girls, but its a speedrun

[@lilsusrobert9356]

eli needs to have his own category of negative rizz 💀

[@Idefkwtda]

But bro still pulling 😂

[@nirdeep07]

@@Idefkwtda pulling what????

[@vranicccc]

"whats your favorite color"

[@reclaimer2019]

I'm reaching eli levels of rizz

[@soreskii]

@@Idefkwtda bc hes not ugly if tht nigga was hed be finished 😂

[@Scp--uk3ld]

That “I wanna talk slow your horses” had me dead💀💀

[@domtoretto5887]

Like why tf he had the horse emoji💀💀

[@observedhippo1390]

@@domtoretto5887 💀💀💀💀

[@moneymakinmitch8130]

this nigga add an emoji to every sentence like it’s a period ☠️☠️

[@TheRealPatrickBateman]

@@moneymakinmitch8130 fr bro😭😭😭😭

[@useronename]

stop it thy scallywag

[@UnkwownGhost]

"Let eli cook" then proceeds to write the goofiest rizz 😂😂

[@toolieew]

why'd they let his ass cook 🤣

[@kaylor45beats78]

😂😂

[@snaz2449]

who let bro cook 💀

[@Mattiass]

@@snaz2449 Jesse

[@king3d_pcm]

I’d really appreciate it if you check out my single “RiZZ”. It’s a great song that’s very fun and easy to sing and dance to. kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZSTlqaufMSppLs

[@mendy10]

"i wanna talk slow your horses" Medieval ass rizz

[@axzcel7135]

king arthur ahh 😭

[@xxiii262]

@@axzcel7135 lmfaoooo

[@flameboik1424]

@@axzcel7135 nah not arthur😭

[@axzcel7135]

@@flameboik1424 😭

[@theratedrsuperstar3796]

Nigga thats Ancient rizz 💀💀💀

[@ImNeon_]

Max got more patience than me, I woulda screamed at that dude about not listening way earlier

[@ambroseapore8461]

1000th like

[@rashid2194]

Bro is instinctively selling the bag

[@B2ClippedIt]

@@rashid2194no he was making the vid more funny. Him saying shit like whats your fav color was funny asf

[@rashid2194]

@@B2ClippedIt he made it funny fr but he has no rizz

[@Oyuhwo]

Eli gotta be the the most rizz repellent asf 💀

[@talon2329]

Eli comin for u next💀

[@Oyuhwo]

@@talon2329 ohhhh nahhhh 😭

[@omaramaya2893]

Wyd up?

[@CypherDeChoco]

@@talon2329 bless

[@kelpu3849]

fr (with rizz)

[@badkarma_loser]

18:26 "I know it's speed rizz, but that's harassment" got me dead

[@Scp--uk3ld]

There is No way this man is a actual human somewhere on earth☠️

[@lilpetty2394]

Dawg this dude made me feel like I could do better 💀

[@lean_n]

hold your horses 🐴

[@Drewz2x]

He goes to my school😂

[@jjso4552]

@@Drewz2x is he tall

[@Drewz2x]

@@jjso4552 he’s not 6’4 prolly like 5’9 lmao

[@honeycrown1853]

We have to respect that eli was so selfless that he decided to take all the bad rizz from the world so we can all have W rizz

[@angelpangel9669]

Damn bros a real one💯

[@cobrian_killer]

@@angelpangel9669 fr

[@underworlds2794]

@@angelpangel9669 yessir

[@sage_ash4036]

wdym we? i got the worst rizz on earth

[@FrenchUzi]

You know u ain’t got no W rizz 😂

[@elitegamer7414]

One of the most entertaining vids I've ever watched deadass

[@shawcremeans1773]

I laughed the entire video

[@froots7575]

Funniest vid ive seen

[@malcolmnking]

Actually this shit is so hilarious

[@stephen1649]

same

[@fivestarsingh]

Max is him

[@Squanch-249]

this was probably one of the most funny videos I've seen this year💀💀💀

[@kairavpatel1392]

fr lmao

[@gggggg91737]

Nah it just pissed me off he weird asf

[@Qyubij]

cry harder​@@gggggg91737

[@Goicor]

13:36 Girl: “Whatchu on” Max: you gotta be specific Eli: “The phone girl”

[@Nutty-x9o]

That sent me to another dimension 😭😭😭

[@shellblaster6932]

😭😭😭 Dude rizz so bad

[@obed8960]

That shit had me choking on my fruitopia 💀

[@milanoo_5]

he so weird and corny like omg 😭

[@BlunT402]

"BAAL"

[@volt930]

8:53 “you look phenomenal” he gotta have the worst rizz imaginable

[@Oogabooga08]

But still have more rizz then u

[@pig497]

​@@Oogabooga08 than * corny ass ng

[@TheGrandGnome]

@@Oogabooga08 Eli alt account?

[@JettFuqua]

@@Oogabooga08 lol

[@mohammedyosko3152]

😂😂😂

[@kizu4590]

Whenever I think I used to be the most down bad man on this planet, I watch this video and I realize I wasn't that bad.

[@666diyor]

he jus trollin

[@s6x]

@@666diyor surely

[@xavier9437]

@@s6x he is he goes to a couple people in the comments school including me

[@nrbmemes2414]

@@xavier9437 is he white?

[@gavinamosjunior307]

same

[@monkeBeastTitan]

watching Eli cook with max is like watching gordon ramsay yell at a chef

[@16sisu]

Eli is no chef

[@gggggg91737]

Ong

[@gmelhortablet]

eli be burning it and leaving it raw at the same time

[@spacemansam3416]

My therapist: The negative rizz goblin isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. This dude in the corner: “What’s your favorite color”

[@Googoogagabanana]

Hahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😮😂😂

[@marekss]

it was funnny bro that's w rizz

[@vampxo222]

“ Can i get your digits?”

[@talkingfish9180]

I CANT BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@talkingfish9180]

@@vampxo222 Oml I’m dead

[@kringles9430]

I never knew someone could have so much negative rizz 💀💀

[@boman2822]

i fumble every bag😈

[@lean_n]

hold your horses 🐴

[@randommf3338]

@@boman2822 MY TWIN

[@Isaacbonane]

wait till you see me 💯

[@rehanabhat51]

bro this guy messaged like a million girls 😂

[@RedRagz31]

Eli’s rizz is CATASTROPHIC☠️☠️

[@LA-yi3tr]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@abazov7x]

nahhhh 💀💀 it's disastrous 💀💀

[@skuerzy6857]

Phenomenal

[@blayxr1004]

It’s DETRIMENTAL 💀☠️

[@germyherbo535]

🪦

[@ylolgaz]

What we doin throughout the movie? "Watch the fucking movie"

[@aliyahnicole26]

the “i got bald” line had me crying for at least 10 minutes straight ☠️☠️

[@vidhursabareesh8917]

"B A A L"

[@saberfox5822]

Bro goes “OH EH- OOH

[@joshmathew7551]

Fr, ain’t no way he wrote “I got bald” deleted it, and then wrote “I got bald” again 💀💀

[@pinkkkiii_]

@@joshmathew7551 😭😭😭😭

[@violetytbby]

"What's ur favorite color" ABSOLUTELY KILLED THE SHIT OUT OF ME HOLY FUCK

[@jonatronfc7154]

ON MEEEE

[@joelabella395]

Almost ran out of breath on that 😂

[@harsheetchawaria1572]

😭

[@Simp4JennCarter]

5:59 Eli: I thought it was all love? Max: *confused* What ? Eli: Because look at her name

[@itsjustgoose1221]

😹got me weakkk

[@trynagocrayz12]

Nah that was the one valid thing he said this whole video

[@sody2291]

@@trynagocrayz12 that shit corny

[@Simp4JennCarter]

@@itsjustgoose1221 frfr .

[@trynagocrayz12]

@@sody2291 doesn’t matter if it’s corny it’s gonna make her laugh

[@bluelightning555]

I got mad respect for Eli for doin this, even tho he said sum goofy shit 💀

[@GuyVick]

Nigga had some many red flags in his text

[@Kallixede]

@@GuyVick that's what harassment rizz gets you

[@arnavsinha7509]

bro got a contract with the goofy devil💀

[@B2ClippedIt]

He is trolling he is funny asf

[@gggggg91737]

@@arnavsinha7509Onb

[@StayClear4321]

Max seriously, you're one of the funniest people on KZbin, I'm so fucking glad I found your page

[@HexliyYT]

We’ve all learnt a valuable lesson today, never, NEVER let Eli cook. 💀

[@inkscopez6070]

''let me get them digitals''🤣💀

[@looneyeditz01]

@@inkscopez6070u look phenomenal 😂😂

[@inkscopez6070]

@@looneyeditz01 wow slow your horses🐴🏰

[@ajoesnes]

@HexliyYT 11 months ago We’ve all learnt a valuable lesson today, never, NEVER let Eli cook.

[@tymorgan7933]

Bro got L rizz bro I woulda bag sum if I was him 😂

[@danielteveraayt]

This too funny my guy. We definitely needa part 2 to see how Eli was able to cook by himself. Ngl Highkey I bet 80% of them accounts that were messaging him were guys from the stream catfishing😂

[@madmanny14]

Fr💀💀💀

[@Ngaboy441]

Computerized comment

[@swurvx]

Theoretically it's impossible to have negative rizz, but eli just proved its possible.

[@basilscorpion2151]

ya the amount of bags fumbled is flabbergasting

[@KoreyVortex]

@@basilscorpion2151 9:14 was me seeing eli try to rizz. Bro took go for it a lil too serious

[@inconspicuous45]

This video helped me realize that looks really aren’t everything, thank you Eli 🙏🙏

[@honeynutreviews332]

Max will tell him exactly what to say and he will find a way to mess it up im crying

[@arjungutta7762]

slow your horses 🐴

[@AyaanInfui]

bald vs ball

[@slump_emperor]

Max the rizzard of Oz

[@feeperk]

Rizzly bear

[@Hypno21]

Rizzard is crazy 💀😭

[@Rainxv]

Electro rizzard

[@breadophile]

mike rizzowski

[@yung_ts]

Dende Time

[@pr0nt094]

this man needs to be scientifically studied this amount of girls with 0 rizz is absurd ngl

[@Kaz-17]

Fr

[@4kalex752]

@palolo381post pictures

[@AbsurdistDiary]

@palolo381 How you looked at Eli? He just has unspoken rizz till he starts speaking

[@doggopeste4882]

this vid right here is a masterpiece i return to it 1 time at a month and still laughing at eli

[@jonis5656]

10:59 "let me get ur digitals " had me dying

[@dylanbonixe5201]

yo let me get them digitals boi

[@therobloxproplayer]

​@@dylanbonixe5201"I'm from the H town baby"

[@rinneganfinder]

@@dylanbonixe5201 slow your horses 🐴

[@knightwingtm1595]

eli's rizz needs to be studied 💀

[@cyro60fps79]

Yh in Area 51💀

[@realjarz1230]

@@cyro60fps79 nah that killed me🤣🤣🤣

[@gc-yt6627]

@@cyro60fps79 HAHAHA

[@terryabracey237]

Fr in some kinda mental institute 💀

[@timothy9274]

Its like a mf uncurable disease😭🙏

[@ninjatube8779]

Bro said "slow your horses 🐴" 💀

[@sicanrelate]

Ik 💀💀💀

[@forksnork7757]

Shit was so faygo😹

[@ratuldhakal1262]

timestamp?

[@JohnKilmos]

timestamp

[@ninjatube8779]

​@@ratuldhakal1262 9:36

[@shxftz3686]

This thread funniest yt vid I seen in a minute bruh😂😂😂. Keep up the good work

[@zakereeyuh4529]

the amount of times that i dropped my head in disbelief during this video is unethical

[@gavinlahr-l9o]

fr fr

[@ghosty_sa]

There's no way this is real😭i could barely watch this

[@I_got_the_sauce]

Real asf 😭😭

[@CENTURION798]

🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

[@X4-y-h7d]

"U got that sex offender rizz"💀💀💀

[@bobby8303]

bro has ted bundy rizz

[@tarikbleak]

@@bobby8303 Nah Ted Bundy had great rizz problem is he was a pyscho murderer

[@jxyden95]

Nigga cooked and burned the whole shit down 💀

[@underworlds2794]

bro has dora the explorer rizz

[@vegga_cat2601]

Nah😭💀

[@thepixelnova1]

It genuinely surprises me with the amount of negative rizz this guy has girls are still throwing themselves at him, wtf am I doing wrong 😭😭

[@walmvalm5569]

Bro, he got looks. What do you mean

[@user-mv6cg3cl8b]

He a good looking guy

[@gavinr1425]

it''s because his @ was on the stream lmfao

[@salticz9202]

He a good looking 🥷 He got the looks but no rizz and I got the rizz and no looks ong

[@SA-jx7ti]

you ugly prob xD

[@itsonsight3574]

this is the greatest video of all time i’m dying the whole time

[@thatloudhouse]

Max please do more of this series this shit funny as fuck 💀

[@darraghroper1293]

Nah actually tho, I’m fucking crying man this shits too funny

[@justrandomstuff908]

FR

[@nasdaprince3946]

That rizz was absolutely atrocious had me about to have at the verge of tears

[@Kujo830]

horrendous

[@nora9768]

outrageous rizz😹

[@sokobiconnywerdy3835]

Bro this was the most entertaining thing I’ve seen in so long 😭

[@VvsBrooks]

That’s the same thing I said 🤣🤣

[@conscioussinner6117]

07:06 "you writing novels " had me dead 😂😂😂

[@SimplyQNA]

I haven’t genuinely laughed in a while. I love you for making me laugh

[@cheems474]

"160 likes and no replies?? Lemme fix that" -🤓🤓

[@JohnP-tg9db]

ur a shitter@@cheems474

[@tackosson9415]

The rizzler, the rizzard of oz, the boy who cried rizz, rizzky reels, rizzlemania, queen erizzabeth, rizzly bear, Hall of rizz, rizzardio, George rizzington, Abraham rizz

[@gt-hoverclown3338]

Five nights at rizz

[@boiyeets7376]

@@gt-hoverclown3338 😐

[@gt-hoverclown3338]

@@boiyeets7376 ratio, “boiYeets”……

[@CheezyFriezz]

Adolf Rizzler

[@v4mpfv]

Adolf rizzler

[@xjony0x471]

Never knew he was a rizz teacher👀

[@gojosatoru.seiyuu]

i havent laugh so hard right now in a while after watching this man tryna help this dude rizz some girls😂

[@hyunmin1497]

Whoever sent the girls that max was doing this and ruined it is actually a walking L

[@tysaan]

Frr

[@法律家]

they literally found him through max stream

[@medhaddeji6]

fr

[@ajoesnes]

Whoever sent the girls that max was doing this and ruined it is actually a walking L

[@Jajawentbroke10]

@@ajoesnes did u just copy bros comment?💀

[@kiba5462]

14:04 “I got BALL, B A A L” got my dyin lmaooo

[@Tyler13X0]

Had me in tears

[@HelloKittyyy07]

Bald lmfaoooooo 🗣️🗣️

[@semsyszn]

Bro got so many females in his dms But has horrendous rizz😭😭😭

[@Playboimatrix200]

Probably his looks then even tho he sounds like he look like Logan from sml

[@gloclipp]

deadass

[@semsyszn]

@@Playboimatrix200 fr fr . But it was interesting to watch

[@Playboimatrix200]

@@semsyszn if it's plaqueboymax it's most likely gonna be entertaining to watch

[@h.n.r_funi3324]

they're all dudes watching the stream lmfao except that girl Leen

[@benedictreynolds7708]

The "you're illiterate" part though. You got me cracking throughout bruh. Love your energy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@arjungutta7762]

idk if eli playing a character or not but this genuinely entertaining as hell

[@huntingq5252]

He is but whatever, it’s so funny

[@B2ClippedIt]

@@huntingq5252yeah he was trolling and made it funny but now people are making fun of him

[@TheThirdPew]

bruh we need a part 2 of this shit im cryin

[@Eddiemurphybuttsex]

Oh shit nathatan zed you are a crazy guy bruh

[@svenbugeja2976]

This man is the definition of who let him cook

[@sweetest_tae]

this is why im subscribed to him 😂 helpin out his community every once in a while. his game is good too lmao, girls love when dudes text like this

[@Theghettocommander.]

you don't know how pissed I felt everytime Eli tried to say something

[@thapilot4007]

Max: u got this bro Eli: "Can you help me study" 😂😂🤣🤣

[@suqmaddiqq]

Bruh I'm a girl and this has made me realise how difficult it is for guys to text girls omg

[@dropoutwok]

RS

[@anisexpert4604]

Not really, depends on the guy and his experience

[@anisexpert4604]

I like to be spontaneous, like it is what it is

[@NightLovkerz]

​@@anisexpert4604 how do you be spontaneous

[@goldenheadphones]

Nah it's not I just be me

[@killerbean4328]

6:54 bro went straight for the smoke. Max looked so disappointed🤣🤣🤣

[@SkoolConnor]

I love how he tried slapping Eli through the camera multiple times but quickly remembered it isnt possible

[@starzzz3774]

"Can you help me study?" Had me dying

[@B2ClippedIt]

18:07

[@swaowf]

bro was about to say she look phenomenal 😭

[@lrccontra1306]

max should have let him cook

[@lordbola2162]

I was dying when I saw that 😂😂😂

[@sicanrelate]

💀

[@MarcosHernandez-pd5mg]

“You got the sex offender rizz” got me laughing 😭😭20:16

[@MccandlessH]

Eli got that rizzstraining order 💀💀💀

[@OscarRodriguez-ww8hz]

Bro got the looks but not the rizz reminds me of someone familiar😭

[@jonathandavis8014]

to this day I use this as a reference to my friends on how to not get rizz and what key points to not do. Eli, I hope those girls helped you find out what to do better cuz god damn you sold for 28 minutes straight.

[@80dimebagzboominlikealiciakeys]

"i wanna talk slow your horses" LMFOAOAOA THIS MAN CANT BE REAL

[@LilyerT]

“ What’s your favorite color “ 💀Bro I was dying this whole video 😂😂😂

[@styl1ssttt]

max had a lot of patience for him😂😂

[@aisu7509]

20:09 "You wanna play with a different type of ball?" "Oh" 💀

[@Sunkistxo]

9:23 "Maybe she'll post me" LMFAOO why he say it like that

[@saintreactss]

Bro this is the funniest video I’ve seen

[@NoP1ntz]

this stream had me crying

[@tavariuswade3]

Which stream was it

[@KA1SZN]

I normally don't like vids like this but I swear I was cracking up the whole time! This man has no game but the best parts are him tryna cook. I think overall it went pretty well tho

[@UninformedThinker]

This is the funniest video Max has ever made hands down

[@xYaBoyyNick]

26:05 “wtf are you doing”😭😭

[@montefrvr]

this has to be the funniest video from u imo 😭 I literally couldn't stop laughing 😂😂

[@Eli23834]

11:45 “girls like that” 🤣 max is resurrecting this man back to life

[@mirage8982]

the "i got bald" 💀 14:02

[@plato.1890]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@ruvv_6464]

3:03 “BRO HOW DID YOU SELL THIS? ARE YOU GAY?” Eli: “UHHHHHH I-I- I DUNNO”

[@officialJIK]

couldn't even fathom how little rizz was present 😭

[@finesseupnext]

the laughing cat emoji got me crying 5:13😭😂

[@dasteppa8042]

Eli literally stressed me outtt this whole video bro😂 bro was not listening to anything max was telling him. Max got hella patience cus I would've been booted the nikka

[@warminvader2085]

11:43 Everything Faygo!🗣️🗣️🗣️(ima start using that now)

[@jacobdrake3396]

This is top tier entertainment 😭

[@whoIeheart]

13:42 bro this has me in tears wtf was bro thinking lmao

[@karzy6232]

At 14:13 he said “BALL b-a-a-l” that got me 😂

[@tango1901]

this kid is that kid in class that always manage to fail his exams

[@5tarshooter205]

why was max mods saying L rizz, they want max to give him corny pickup lines? they rizz for sure trash 😂😂

[@scoopdeo]

his chat young they don’t get it that less is more

[@flares4218]

the oldest mods prolly 16

[@flea9512]

Bring this guy back he was funny asf

[@LightningCreatorSamYT]

Eli the type of guy to reply politely hand over those digital cell phone numbers after the text message “where you at” 💀

[@gagecone61]

I don’t think there’d be someone out there with worse rizz than me💀💀💀💀

[@01aopak31]

this might be the funniest video i've seen in a while, please make another one huh 😻

[@Sportznba]

Hello Maxwell “Maxipoo” Elliot Dent, I have been an avid viewer for awhile now and I would like to thank you because you have helped me change as a better person, help me find my true sexuality, and gain more confidence 😁

[@s6x]

Man WHAT

[@Shahmane666]

5$tar effect:

[@danielm.5442]

Huh???

[@gravywavy]

😭😭😭

[@MichaelReviews441]

why the actual fuck did i just laugh at this for a solid 4 minutes 💀💀💀

[@lipexrebeldes888]

"... js thought that you were cute" " oh wrd thx sweetheart ain gon lie u fine too what's ur name?" or "... how ole is u" "im [age goes here] wbu" "wrd im 18 wsp where u frm" den convo continue. its crazy how much ma small talk game has improved fr

[@chax2487]

9:34 bro I can't breath what is this dude doing 😭

[@rinneganfinder]

slow your horses 🐴

[@percs7201]

Max too funny this shit got me in tears 😭

[@CVZ_]

eli is a dangerous man whenever hes alone with his phone lol

[@tobydior7040]

15:56 got me crying yoooo 💀💀💀😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[@Klackafi]

"Hold your horses 🐴" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Klackafi]

Had me dyin 😂