Henry Rollins - The Undoing of a Man

[@loverdeadly6128]

When I was in my early 20s I was also a punk rock ronin. I lived in my truck, worked festival jobs and construction, played shows in squats and community rooms, and sling c*ck like a tomcat. But you know what? I WANTED the cozy house with nice furniture, I just thought I’d never get it. Now I’m in my 30s, I have a career in medicine, a humble home with a garden, a PS5, a gun safe, and a music room where I make terrible loud music with friends. I live there with my wife and we have a hot marriage. We go on weekend trips with our dogs. Life is good! And if you’re young and all disaffected and shit lemme tell you: I know how you feel and you’re doing just fine. Keep soldiering on and be true to yourself. We can have prosperity and comfort and still be true to what we stand for without having to shoulder the squares’ baggage. It’s their baggage, let them carry it.

[@zaki2dunya321]

I’m 35 and this hit hard. Gave me hope.

[@zaki2dunya321]

@@KristiZhaklin thanks. This made my day! Much love!

[@t.jefferson6365]

​@@zaki2dunya321Buckle up homie, the ride gets weirder. 🤜🤛

[@determined919]

Henry Rollins is awesome! I love him

[@BodyByBenSLC]

I am that cheap, I see people living under bridges and think "that could be me! I am only going to buy the $2 can openener!"

[@robbiepeterh]

An artist in the true sense of the word

[@andrewthompson6908]

Sir Rollins of Henry. I wish while you are here in australia i could show you the amazing things that calm my soul.there is waterfalls underground and forests under the sea

[@andrewthompson6908]

Henry my good man if you want the true Zen minimal life get a woollen soviet navy surpluses overcoat then whenever you fall over in a drunken stupor, you can just call it home.

[@commentmaster_666]

He doesnt drink loser Stop simping for him weirdo.

[@DredgenX]

/Chemically Castrates myself /listens to Sabbath vol 4 on repeat all day long

[@slave2118]

P-38 the best can opener you'll ever have!

[@devilsoffspring5519]

It was a pretty good fighter plane too, a bit expensive with two engines though

[@thrashgnarly]

I bet no one in the comments can talk half as smoothly as rollins

[@andrewthompson6908]

I can. But unfortunately my typing is not so smooth

[@tiffanyalberti2029]

Love you Henry. I think you need more recognition.

[@hall0weenjack]

This is a very slightly exaggerated version of every straight American man's first solo journey into domesticity. My first BB&B experience was when I went to one in lower Manhattan, got a card table and two folding chairs, and became a True New Yorker™ by bringing them home on the subway.

[@lyndaconrad4549]

Henry in a Bed Bath and Beyond? I would have paid good money to see that lol

[@ShadeViking7]

⚡💯

[@bahhumbug9824]

LMFAO @ the Motorhead joke.

[@MrZyphose]

Buy a swiss army knife or multi-tool. It seems like even the cheapest can opener tool on a knife works over again and again forever..

[@samuelhumphrey5908]

Funny cos it's true 😂

[@mayorpufnstuf4470]

Wow, Henry is so manly that he had no idea where furniture or kitchenware could be purchased. Except the 12 (very basic, and therefore manliest) can openers that he would purchase per year. He got those at The Basic Can Openers Only store.

[@PIONNEER55]

Or CVS

[@devilsoffspring5519]

There's also the Manly Can Opener, which is a hatchet! :)

[@marjet]

Der Hansl Untschlämmer!

[@HadesMiscreant]

He not intense hes in tent's...tent city..😂😂😂. Fucking Henry... Morning coffee and Henry ..Cool. 💪💪💪🫵🫵😆❤️

[@HadesMiscreant]

A gale force wind could not separate me from this can opener.😂😂

[@HadesMiscreant]

Impression of Lemmy...spot on.❤

[@M.STAR.MEDIA1]

😂❤😂

[@BodyByBenSLC]

Lemmy can smell like that, anyone else it would be gross. But Lemmy? I would be disappointed if he didn't smell like that.

[@vidheadrum]

Bro just buy a couch

[@znametep4159]

Y not

[@lukeamongthemmongols6258]

Henry said the F word! He changed.

[@DennisWilliams-xl3pz]

That happens

[@brianlam1663]

Y

[@epic6434]

2 become 1 then 1 tears loose from the other 1 that made 2 thinks he was tale and not the head and it's true so stop believing fairytails they turn into pumpkins at midnight and you go crazy holding her picture crying like someone died welcome to your own death 😢 then another broad comes along and you start acting fake again so stop just be lower than your best so you can raise up the anticipation

[@cincinatus90]

The Heidi impression did not need to be done so many times so obnoxiously into the mic.

[@justinkassinger8238]

Yea Heidi DEMASCULATED Henry. Pretty sad

[@DiegosaurusThesaurus]

Have you seen the clips of her when she was in the Henry Rollins show? She's a hot little piece of ass, of course she did he wanted to hit that and he still does. They just keep it as an FWB situation

[@itsMrNoble]

No she’s just his umbilical to the real world and doesn’t put up with any of his shit.

[@DennisWilliams-xl3pz]

You r d@#%#$$

[@trevormajor5440]

Eh maybe he's just better alone

[@canceresbunny]

Yeah, Henry is now a woman.

[@21aszhto]

Didn't realise buying furniture = sex change

[@canceresbunny]

@@21aszhto well, now you know.

[@21aszhto]

@@canceresbunny You're telling me this now? I just bought a lamp. Time to shop at Sephora, I guess.

[@canceresbunny]

@@21aszhto every lady gets to womanhood, eventually. Best of lucks.

[@HadesMiscreant]

Dammit I bought one too.....fucking couches suck ass!!😂

[@AndJusticeForMe]

Brendan Schaub is funnier.