Here Comes Old Gregg | The Mighty Boosh | BBC Three's Late Ones

Taking in a spot of fishing on the ominously-named Black Lake, Howard is abducted by an eerie merman named Old Gregg. He has some issues.
Sitcom with comedy duo Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt. Fashion slave Vince Noir and jazz fan Howard Moon journey through time and space, meeting a cast of scary and ridiculous characters.
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[@oliviatobin9230]

This is the highest quality i’ve ever seen this in omg im even more scared now

[@Chlo255]

idk I think low quality makes it way scarier lol

[@Oceantreasures24]

jay the details of old Gregg are uglier in high quality though lol

[@AricaBAlien]

Its weird to see it so clear lol

[@caitlinironside9291]

Hulu baby

[@johnmarston9999]

IIIIIIIIIIIII'AM OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGG' I GOT A MANGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@cleverusername2578]

“Make an assessment” gets to me more than it should

[@andy_bo_bandy_4]

facts lmfao

[@803speed]

I die when he says “it’s attached to your rod mother licker” lmao

[@Carameldigitaldesign]

hAHAHA

[@bubonikkronik6561]

@John Roberts gaaaaaay

[@allstarwatt7246]

make an assessment!

[@buddyfriendlyguy7378]

Easy now, fuzzy little man peach

[@cameronwebber2814]

I’m gonna hurt you. What? I like you.

[@cahinton.]

"I think you're a nice, modern gentleman." I'm totally using that anytime I have to very obviously bald-faced lie to someone.

[@casperchristiansen2458]

dont lie to me boy

[@user-xs5bl9dy6d]

@@casperchristiansen2458 "Want to come to a club where people wee on each other?"

[@spiderboy-db5us]

@@casperchristiansen2458 IM NOT LYIN

[@dawnfromtexas2707]

I thought the saying was BOLD faced lie 🤔

[@ArcanePath360]

These guys were ahead of their time.

[@Chlo255]

ArcanePath360 truly.

[@pancakesflying6526]

If this would have been released today, it would still be ahead of time

[@NunayahBuisness]

I kinda think the cliche of terror inducing sexual predator of a trans person was actually very of the times it came out and seems dated today but to each their own I guess.

[@warrenc1829]

I'd say a little behind The League Of Gentlemen. But still very funny.

[@GR-iz4rh]

I still can’t find this funny. Is it a British thing?

[@charliestarks6570]

“Easy there fuzzy little man peach” perfect

[@WfxRS]

YOU EVER DRINK BAILEYS FROM A SHOE

[@rollaroyce747]

yess i actually have

[@smileysatanson3404]

what?

[@Colby_Sisco]

@AtomicRobot mmm.. Creamy

[@markadams8360]

Best line ever

[@Colby_Sisco]

45 People who disliked have never drunken Baileys from a Shoe.

[@Whosmiclol]

111*

[@DLC1990]

Nor been to a club where people wee on each other.

[@Chlo255]

Ahhh yes my first experience with the Boosh. In middle school we were all obsessed with this clip and the teachers hated it...I remember we had to have a meeting where they told us Old Gregg was not school appropriate

[@wolfgang1097]

The teachers may have been jealous and they probably would rather be doing something else.

[@aaronpollard7207]

They just wished they had manginas like Old Gregg!

[@shottygod13]

Shoulda asked them if they wanna go to a club where people wee on each other lmao

[@luciparson1161]

My teacher is the one that told me about old Greg 😎

[@TheUniquename002]

Teachers are usually lefties who get outraged by this kind of thing. They probably thought a comedy show with a mangina was hate speech lol

[@GoofballAndi]

Old Gregg has been my only Halloween costume to get genuine scares out of people, you bet i'd pulling it out again this year

[@noodlelynoodle.]

I feel like the crack fox would work well too lol

[@stankytanky69]

i am so tempted to go as the hitcher this year

[@natew9617]

Amen 🙏

[@jamesstortz936]

@@stankytanky69 The Hitcher is sick. You could do a new rave dance with a cane or lay down the slap on some sick kick ass bass, baby!

[@jamesstortz936]

@@stankytanky69 big thumb you know what that means... lol

[@reidjenkins6267]

I was watching Great British Baking Show and Noel Fielding just casually mentions that he played Old Gregg. I was like "wuuuuuuuuuuut"

[@casper7375]

That's why I'm re-watching this, lol

[@alexissmith8972]

Sameeeee tho!

[@wadehamilton7522]

Yep, thats why I'm here

[@joebleasdale5557]

Just call it Bake Off

[@alyssamaine8027]

Yup the reason why I’m here as well 😂

[@nouseforaname5378]

Poor Greg just wants to play some love games

[@smileysatanson3404]

he seems like a cool dude aswell... a club where they oee on eachother sounds interesting

[@slappymcgillicuddy7532]

love...games?

[@aaronpollard7207]

I'm pretty sure I don't want to go to a club where people wee on each other, but knock yourself out lmao

[@aaronpollard7207]

They've got Bailey's, creamy, and everything they need!

[@user-xs5bl9dy6d]

"Easy now fuzzy little man-peach" Hence forth I will be using this line whenever I'm in a heated argument with another person. Bet some hilarious shenanigans will ensue 😂

[@crimesforkibble6912]

Yeah the kind of shenanigans where you get your face turned into a picasso abstract

[@Blackcage3]

It’s the “don’t lie to me boy” for me 😂😂

[@Lethal_Zex]

One of my fondest memories is watching this on adult swim at 3 am during summer break when I was a kid. The good ol days.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Ah, staying up past your bedtime to watch the fever dreams Adult Swim came up with. Nostalgia

[@bassburglar]

“I don’t rightly know sir” 😂😂

[@RyanBrown2K5]

Make an assessment.

[@brittneygriggs1525]

Don't lie to me boy

[@user-xs5bl9dy6d]

"I'm old Gregg!"

[@DentyOne]

Old Gregg's just one of the friends we made along the way.

[@chaz7604]

I am old Gregg and I love him ❤

[@gasmaskguys4965]

I am certain there were many outtakes of them just laughing throughout making this scene alone

[@moodybassist]

SCREAMING _i'm old greggggggggg_

[@Wonmanbanned]

I was at Download festival 2006. At around 4am it started calming down and getting quieter. I was almost asleep and I heard “im OLLLDDDD GGGRREEEGGGGG” miles away and there was a ripple of laughter.

[@kylac.9963]

I’m gonna be old Greg for Halloween and put a flash light under my skirt for a realistic touch.

[@requis9838]

Thats my plan as well lmao

[@Dreamboat988]

Imagine just discovering Old Gregg in 2021. You kids are so cute!

[@gjungart]

So how'd it go??

[@edubblesspirit]

@@Dreamboat988 better than never. I picked it up from some of my older friends.

[@Dreamboat988]

@@edubblesspirit The Mighty Boosh was a great show! Glad someone showed you it.

[@oldgregg86.]

My 7 year old daughter asked me why my gamer tag was old gregg. I showed her this clip and she couldn't stop laughing.

[@calowenby1654]

Nice.

[@dontatmeev3r]

Yikes

[@briantreanor960]

Ooof, not good

[@SirValiantIII]

Solid parenting

[@timmoree3356]

You are a legend!

[@olivianicoloff2998]

ahh such a classic, the stuff of my grade school nightmares. i laugh now as an adult not like the nervous laughter from over a decade ago but a true lol at greg's spunk despite the sheer terror of being trapped down there w him but tbh he is a nice modern gentleman who can still shake me to my core xoxo thank u boys

[@stonecold6521]

Most underrated comedy ever. Unique. Now we have Mrs Browns boys........

[@renae4]

Brits really screwed up there. Old Gregg ep was my favourite that I brought the dvd back when it was still cool. Definitely quoted a lot during my early adult years between friends

[@bchipper3932]

Steve Austin

[@Wonmanbanned]

I watched that once and the day after got diagnosed with testicular cancer. I’m not joking.

[@calowenby1654]

Man, people really hate that show. It seems like Britain’s equivalent to The Big Bang Theory.

[@GiantMX]

this video single-handedly saved my life at one point no joke

[@SemenTheSailor]

Explain

[@meduseld6610]

If that's the case I'd reconsider

[@TheAnthonyG.]

Please elaborate... consider me intrigued.

[@user-xs5bl9dy6d]

Make an assessment"..

[@reptiliannoizezz.413]

>Refuses to elaborate >Leaves

[@spartan1010101]

the idea of an Old Gregg existing genuinely scares me

[@85geoffm]

Right? Poor Curly Jefferson.

[@Squire_Boi]

*WATCHU DOIN IN MAH WATERZ*

[@Dovah21]

"Make an assessment" has always been one of the howlers for me, like what?!?! Oddly specific and eloquent choice of word there!

[@michaeldicks9707]

I got a mangina..... I'm Old Greg!

[@samhancock268]

Haha

[@geminigypsy8005]

I wanna be Old Greg for Halloween with the spotlight beaming

[@MrBitsilly]

I'm happy this is on Hulu. I remember watching this show when I was in middle school.

[@nightman4142]

I was 9 now 24 lol

[@dannikris3696]

“Fuzzy little man peach” was my favorite insult for years 😂😂😂

[@OG-Ghost33]

Ole Greg “I’m gonna hurt you” Papa Moon “Excuse me” Ole Greg “I like you” lmao 🤣

[@cool376]

that intro just abolished my ear drums x1000.

[@definitelynotafederalagent]

*Somehow I don’t actually think this exists because of how bizarre it is*

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Here’s the test, if other people see the same thing as you, it’s probably real

[@ghostlyskunk4226]

@@stingerjohnny9951 berentstein bears…

[@Sturgeostic2444]

This is peak comedy. So many great quotes came from this!

[@jonnykakes2234]

i came across this guy at a metal festival the other day dressed up like old gregg and he offered me baileys in a glass shoe

[@NathanPatrickLane]

Did he invite you to a club where people wee on each other?

[@davidgummersall3161]

Timeless meme. One of the first and still coming back around.

[@katykipling]

Ha I remember this from when I was like 16 😅

[@drogo3411]

Wow. Technical point: that beeping at the beginning is awful to anyone using headphones

[@bluetannery1527]

How is it that every single sentence out of Fielding’s mouth in this bit is quotable? Like. Every single one

[@bluetannery1527]

i have absolutely no memory of making this comment i believe i was stoned

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

@@bluetannery1527 I also have no memory of you making that comment.

[@RemiMW]

Me currently painting old Greg and still love this as much as I did when I saw it 10 years ago

[@zacanger]

Back when most of the kids on my area were still on dial-up internet, I had a friend who had DSL, and he introduced me to the idea of funny internet videos. Old Gregg is a classic, these skibidi bathroom memes the kids have today ain't got nothin' on Old Gregg.

[@emv8869]

Old Gregg is an iconic and he IS the moment

[@LuShanna]

Don't forget Legend

[@stopdalies]

The funniest thing ever. This is my first time seeing this. 😂

[@TheStealthFire]

I envy you

[@oranjekola]

This never gets old. Idek why it's funny.

[@jadehowells1585]

1:33 The Lighthouse (2019)

[@professorhazard]

Remember: even though Howard constantly asserts that he's got so much to give, it is never true.

[@lbabytutorials4852]

Oh my God, I remember watching this like 15 years ago hasn’t really been that long?

[@zclmt03]

2024 and still watching

[@warrenc1829]

This was always best watched high on some very good, soft hash...

[@blueriver.]

Ah what an icon

[@ParBar17]

My friend told me to watch this, I’m not disappointed

[@jadenhernandez5109]

"IM OLDDDD GREEEEEEGGGGGGGGG, I GOTTA MANGINAH" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@Therealbrookepowers]

Ive never seen it in this high quality

[@Legendary_sartorian]

i honestly expected noel fielding to play a role like ol gregg...before i knew it was him

[@lydiaraynes5592]

yes!!! love the mighty boosh♥️😹

[@cmmndrblu]

Talk about ahead of its time

[@amberleighe]

Never gets old.

[@skylab_sky8976]

Not even for "Old Greg" lol see what I did there? 🤭

[@tophernuttle420]

I come back to old gregg whenever life just sucks,it helps❤💯

[@lukeallen3728]

“Make an assessment”

[@treefittyforall]

I love the instant reply of "Make an assessment." -_-

[@spalekralj]

was absolutely shittin me jocks as a kid watching this, but couldn't stop myself from watching it. Mighty Boosh is something of pure quality. Dark English comedy, absolutely obscure.

[@peacefourevers]

Being 26. I remember when I first see this video. I feel so old. I’m old Greg 😂

[@lowkeylokientertainment696]

I've got something to show ya' *Buttercup - Jack Stauber starts playing*

[@chrischicol]

“I’m gonna hurt you” “I like you” 😂😂😂

[@rcn9910]

"Have you ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?" "What?" hahahahaha

[@themightyspoon9641]

An absoluteclassic

[@JOlivo94]

Back in high school (over 10 yrs ago) a friend showed this clip to me and it became the inside joke of the year. I’ve since completely forgotten about it, until today I saw some references on Reddit using these quotes and saying “Boooshhh”. I was so confused so I looked up “Boosh” which brought me to some other clips. I was like “oh I know that Noel guy”. Then the rabbit hole brought me here and I had a weird moment of full-circle. Also this is still funny.

[@FutileEntity]

Saw this show for the first time when I was 11. I love it to this day 🤣 The strange Tale of The Crack Fox is my favorite!

[@tortadedisrespect]

Noel is the greatest human since Mr Rogers

[@faithelizabeth1347]

I FINALLY FOUND THIS AGAIN i watched it ages ago but i could never jog my memory as to where it is from until now

[@ddespair]

This version is so clear I can see they used the take (but not the audio) where he said "hi there" in the wide shot, so he essentially says it twice.

[@nignog7136]

Dude I haven't seen this in YEARS wow

[@shandathegreatandpowerfulo4822]

Love Old Greg

[@inlov9776]

2024 still watching lol

[@horrorbusiness9592]

INTRO KILLED MY EARS THANKS

[@MrBubblecake]

Haven’t seen this clip since I was in middle school in 2009 😂

[@DLVRYDRYVR]

Wow, perfection

[@FuzzzehOG]

Maddest shit ever....and god I love it 😂😂

[@wereallfromspace9563]

My sister who passed away at the age of 23 when I was 16 showed me this video when I was younger and even though I didn’t understand why it was so funny then I met our uncle Greg and realized it was her way of coping from what she had to deal, I miss her very much and I’m happy that this video helped me make good memories with her and reminds me of the good times this show was there for us when we were younger I’m about to be 23 soon

[@STUPIDHUMAN]

1:02 This is my favourite line.

[@mauldin128]

2024 watching everyday

[@jimleeict]

A modern day hero. Howard Moon, Colon Explorer.

[@Goblin.The.Bastard]

I swear old greg is a rick james reference lol

[@danmaddox2849]

Lmao I love that the BBC let ol greg show his mangina

[@caxereroses]

I was watching The Great British Baking Show and my aunt showed me this. I about died laughing.

[@pociuso]

i saw this in grade 3 like 10 years ago. crazy tb

[@annarubaylova]

An absolute masteriece ♥

[@randerlott2792]

This will NEVER get old! I'M OLE GREGGG!!!!

[@thomasraines1396]

The fearful “No.”, confused “what?” and the offended “Excuse me?” are the funniest parts.

[@aporue5893]

''easy now,fuzzy little man peach''

[@LizzosDietician]

Seeing this in higher definition is truly horrifying 10/10

[@nnnosebleed]

I watched this very high and haven't been okay since

[@rawrbecca2644]

Classic!

[@marcusmorris5562]

i love the mighty boosh so much lol

[@chrisb4057]

May 24, 2024 still find this funny. Will be back later to continue to laugh my 🍑 off

[@skid126]

I remember this coming on Cartoon Network at like 2 am when my cousin and I were like 10/11 years old and couldn’t stop laughing

[@lewissell8904]

Do you wana see my downstairs mixup”😂

[@saultoro6052]

First time I saw this I thought it was THE stupidest thing I'd ever see ! Now I laugh hysterically every time I see it GREAT STUFF!

[@joshuah5655]

It has nothing to do with me sir.

[@joshuamarsella]

Easy now fuzzy little man peach.