HERE COMES SPEED RACER | Turbo Dismount - Part 32

[@blakearmstrong4783]

Who misses “AOWWWWW PINK LIGHTNIN”

[@turbinemanview2957]

Not any of us

[@blakearmstrong4783]

Turbine man View you monster!

[@CuboydMC]

@CubeZ no everybody loved pink lightning itself. not that phrase.

[@Mariahernandez-ir6ut]

@CubeZ no its OHHHHHHHH PINK LIGHTING

[@funnyman6822]

Jack lemme here you say OH! Jack: oh No lemme here you say OH! Jack:oh. ..… There’s just no hope for him he’s never gonna say it OH PINK LIGHTNING!

[@InspectorChairLeg]

I love how jack says that NOTHING STOPS THE SQUATCH and almost gets stopped every time.

[@ceantarz9044]

yep

[@YouCantFireMeTheBossTV]

PhantomTurbo Ex b

[@lilhomo5335]

DAT S

[@calebpothier7981]

DAT SALTY BOI true😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@danielsprague6268]

Lol do true

[@OliverMorris99]

Sean/Jack, I found your channel a few years ago by mistake whilst looking for another KZbinr, and like my dad said to me, you are the best accident in my life. STAY AWESOME!!

[@chrisschneider6472]

01:54 the flying jack head made me laugh so hard I was crying

[@t.nightmaressoul9769]

XD

[@sharadsharma6950]

7:21 I MISSED THAT! OOOOWWWWW PINK LIGHTING!

[@SirAbrahamSlaps]

NIHAL SHARMA Pink Lightning is the best part of Turbo Dismount!

[@caylieolson]

Pink Lightning will forever be my favorite! :D

[@nightmarefoxythepiratefox9564]

Caylie Olson how the freak do you get 101 subs wait............. 101 101 bad signal you hacker!!!!!!!! lol xD

[@caylieolson]

+foxy the pirate Lol I honestly have no idea XD apparently people like my comments or something cuz I don't make videos XD

[@sharadsharma6950]

Caylie Olson same here got 12

[@I_am_ENSanity]

(Sing to the tune jingle bells [Actually Santa coming to town]) Jack sees you when you're sleeping. With that really creepy face. Now it's time for him to play some games. Then go off and eat some cake. Oh! He really hates Billy, but loves Happy wheels. And we all love it how he does the outro with that high pitched squeal. Jack is the one true boss!

[@Jamestopboy]

Captain Rave Slendy jacksepticeye - you should read the above song. It's creepy.

[@Jamestopboy]

No, it goes with Santa Claus is coming to town better.

[@Hk-sj1jg]

Captain Rave Slendy WILL SOMEONE MAKE MY WISH TRUE

[@YouRandamoTube1237]

I WISH I HAD 1000000 SUBSCRIBERS no

[@daniel_gaminggtavids8428]

I WISH I HAD 1000000 SUBSCRIBERS yes i will you will be a hobo

[@TheMasterOfDooM]

I was hoping you were going to commentate like how they talk in Speed Racer.

[@felowixgames2098]

@@canadaofficial8008 lol

[@Forehead_Fergus]

5:50 the perfect landing lol

[@t.nightmaressoul9769]

Exactly what I thought too

[@tormoronic]

I have a feeling that picture is going to be staying around for a long LONG time lmao Years from now, the legacy of Jacksepticeye will live on, and the artifact capturing his existence? A majestic photo of the Jackaboy in his natural environment that went viral when days were simpler and people watched people play videogames on a strange website called KZbin XD

[@captaindoz6721]

You were right.

[@UntitledSpy]

I always find it amusing when I find myself cheering you on out loud even though I'm sitting here watching this by myself.

[@potatoemumber3refrigerator617]

damn still love this series whos watching in 2020

[@Grasswind-]

You have one of the best fucking usernames

[@potatoemumber3refrigerator617]

@@Grasswind- lol

[@evancreagh4663]

He used to be so much more loud and energetic....somehow

[@juliehartley2108]

Stop doing these comments

[@KilliansVlog]

Julie Hartley why tho

[@ianhudson877]

I LOVE YOU JACK

[@savagehawkins8505]

WE ALL LOVE HIM NOT ONLY YOU

[@wingsofthephantomghost3105]

I JACK YOU LOVE

[@Sanz641]

Yo still alive?, four years ago

[@no-vq5by]

real name is sean but ok

[@fierce619]

His name is not jack

[@mistrcarrot]

The Squealer is faster than The Wedge, you're Dismount meter was higher with the Wedge than the Squealer, so that made it faster.

[@agalitev]

And it's better at turning

[@ethananderson4578]

Justin McGlone no It’s not I tested it

[@themanglenator1225]

the squealer goes the fastest without any boosts, with boosts then its the quadfin

[@versagrant6406]

Exactly that’s what I was about to type in chat

[@canadaofficial8008]

King Cobra9559 was the speedometer higher? Yes! It was! You IDIOT!🖕

[@KLtheAllen]

_Vroom Vroom! NOPE!_ _Hilarious_

[@KLtheAllen]

_What's wrong?_

[@NyadeeliftheHedgehogDead]

KL Ryusaki Punch that *LIKE* button in the face *LIKE A BOSS* !

[@KLtheAllen]

_Yup!_

[@bossasaurus1015]

Nyadeelif the Hedgehog i did *LIKE A BOSS

[@KLtheAllen]

_And that's why you can't have nice things.~ XD_

[@r3mx556]

3:05 I know i'm as late as Internet Explorer, but here's the explanation of this bullshit: Squealer is based on a Formula 1 car. Racing cars, such as F1 cars, generate what's known as 'downforce'. Downforce is the effect of sucking the car to the ground in order to achieve more grip. More grip means the car can corner at higher speeds, but downforce also lowers car's top speed. The Wedge is a supercar and does not have a lot of downforce, as supercars are designed for top speed, not cornering.

[@biru4531]

I too am as late as internet explorer, but i think its also because jack got a higher dismount power with the wedge car, so that might also affect the speed of the f1 car, in game ofc

[@aza1695]

2:06 is my childhood returning to me

[@sbcool1027]

Possibly, because nothing stops THE SQUATCH!!!

[@SilverSting420]

4:26 It's Blues Brothers all over again!

[@officialnolizh2952]

8:11 breakdancing!

[@Levy013]

Was it the windmill

[@Aloyus_Knight]

All those cops chasing after you is like something from a blues brothers film.

[@sludgesketch8697]

Aloyus Knight Blues brothers was on our tv

[@loraleebecraft9322]

Aloyus Knight I subscribed just for you:).

[@coolsceegaming6178]

Whats the blue brothers?

[@CRUSH40RULES]

@@coolsceegaming6178 It's a movie from the early 80s and a music band that formed in the late 70s. The movie musical comedy with an amazing soundtrack! An absolute pearler!

[@coolsceegaming6178]

nekokat thanks, definitely going to check it out!

[@PKMN_Alexis29]

4:01 ''Ok, lets do this.'' *motor falls *

[@doritosMSP]

Jack is Love Jack is life

[@CiarradeBritto]

doritosMSP He really is such a great and energetic guy. :) Hope you stay happy, friend! Stay smiling!

[@CiarradeBritto]

doritosMSP He really is such a great and energetic guy. :) Hope you stay happy, friend! Stay smiling!

[@doritosMSP]

***** You too!! :)

[@jessplummer7248]

Agreed :)

[@AlexB-iz1sg]

I agree I just hate it when things turn into a fandom. You know you can just enjoy things without being a 'fangirl' and posting it all on tumblr

[@americangamer2311]

8:17 That noise of rejection.

[@zuraorokamono204]

It doesn't matter where you go, Jack is always looking at you.... ALWAYS!

[@jacksepticeye]

stroe mihail FOREVER!!!

[@papoandsohn]

Atthay is way uetray. Understand way emay?

[@chasewatson7956]

stroe mihail

[@thenerfstudio1199]

pigay latinlay

[@adamfrazer5131]

stroe mihail best shot ever for every ever

[@milonoary]

jack is the best youtuber

[@septicsurvival830]

yes

[@Schoolboy-ni1oy]

correct

[@mauriciostewart9990]

Yes

[@poketubeawsome1019]

And you have won on this game show the hell yaaaaaeh trophy

[@subswithnovideoschalleng-oq2kc]

Yes he is

[@ciri151]

YES someone uploaded something! Sunday is so boring :(

[@rulixcampos3417]

Hi!

[@alexrobinson9138]

Hi!

[@thatordinarygamer9351]

Agreed!

[@DIANABAL1]

I know right?!

[@RoboGraphics]

Soooo true

[@klausfoxfoot7234]

NOTHING STOPS THE SQUACH!!!!!!!!!!!

[@codynugget0827]

*gets stopped!*

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

*Voice crack*

[@splamborgin271]

8:37 Watt is love? Baby don’t hertz me, baby don’t hertz me, N-ohm-ore.

[@MelonMan]

oh my god this is amazing

[@prptheawesome4911]

Mmmmm my science teacher would be impressed

[@splamborgin271]

LiamPlaysGamez you out did me XD

[@splamborgin271]

Prptheawesome what’s her contact info? 👀

[@prptheawesome4911]

SplamBorgin He’s a dude

[@eventguy2358]

5:31 what rainbow road in mario kart is like

[@bythebeardofmatt]

I desperately need a t-shirt that reads: "NOTHING STOPS... "...THE SQUATCH!"

[@SirAbrahamSlaps]

Matt Cook IF THAT WAS A THING... I WOULD TOTALLY GET ONE! XD

[@caylieolson]

WHAT I NEED IS THE BOOPER DOOPER T SHIRT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT EXISTED UNTIL YESTERDAY

[@fullchomp]

Matt Cook "Nothing stops..." on the top, "THE SQUATCH" on the ass perfection~

[@ellenshadbolt3665]

You know there are shops that you can go to and get anything you want printed on a shirt/hoodie don't you?

[@bythebeardofmatt]

yes, I'm just saying

[@TheOTCJohnnyJames]

0:32 The Most Face of Jack

[@NewAgeGaming99]

Thank goodness Jack uploaded, KZbin is dead today...

[@NewAgeGaming99]

Sunday's always boring :(

[@RedThiefs]

KZbin plz come back to life ;-;

[@NewAgeGaming99]

Ikr :(

[@nanibero4906]

I just wait after school and the videos flow in Or I just wait until 12AM then jack and mark will have vids for us to watch

[@GoldTheWriter]

NewAge Gaming well to be fair it usually picks up around 12:30ish central time

[@SpitFyrr]

Is honestly more fun watching you play this, then actually playing the game myself.

[@PixelKnighty]

2:01 Best face in a long time.

[@djgadget6122]

6:14 Jack switched holes just in time

[@Landiusk]

The arrows go through jacks face, therefore jack was already dead before the launch

[@caylieolson]

+JS Gambit Please don't.

[@DoTheHarlemShak]

Hard to get popular on utube yaknoe.. :(

[@caylieolson]

+DoTheHarlemShak Of course it is, so I guess it's a good thing there's more to doing KZbin than popularity

[@MMedic23]

***** You just triggered a supersonic speed internet rage XD Not that it's a good thing.

[@geronimo7360]

***** Look JS. Don't mind them. I know it's hard, but keep on trying! But. You do know that you need to record your screen right? Remember: Keep on trying and have fun in doing your videos!

[@alexcrutchfield410]

LIKE A BOSS

[@PepegaPotato]

The channel stands on 4,391,848 subs and you hit 4M 3 weeks ago. You're just loveable jack !

[@williamreid6255]

Now he has 28.1M subs and he’s changed so much. It’s amazing how one person’s life can be changed, and then raise millions of others

[@justasadmanforabanana4124]

8:37 finally he sings a twice song

[@Sphemus]

Yes, Twice also have a song named "What Is Love?". But Sean is singing the one by Haddaway, where it's a much older song.

[@snazzrin.7185]

0:51 WHY AM I LAUGHING!? XD LOL

[@jorgetheginger7050]

I’m not sure if jack realized, but the reason the wedge was faster than the squealer was because he had more power for it

[@ThierryEzraYTGaming]

Hello Jack , I Just Wanna Tell U That I Always Get Bullied At School And When I Go Home And Watch Our Vids , I Became So Happy So Thank You For Changing My Life :)

[@ThierryEzraYTGaming]

*Ur

[@odie5685]

JACK THATS FUNING

[@chantorblox]

1:15 peek-a-boo!

[@zeskimo1044]

* BEFORE VIDEO STARTS* Sean be like "let's tear those viewers' ears by screaming at the start" *VIDEO STARTS* "TOP OF THE MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@wolfseamancer148]

I loved when he said "I GOT DECAPITATED.....YOU BULDOZEN BITCH!!!" So funny😂😂😂

[@tammyenglish5320]

fuckin bick fuck fuck fuccckkkkkk to you\ l g g gg g g gg g g g g g g g g g g gg ggg gg g g gg f d s dgdxgfxdv dx fd zf zd g g

[@Rokayy]

SPEEEEED IS KEYYYYYYYYYY

[@TheFanciestCipher]

This is my favorite because of the “nothing stops the squash” quote! 2:07

[@kidz4p509]

@Gamma36 NOTHING STOPS... THE SQUATCH!

[@chaseworldofcarsandseriesg8216]

Yea and aswell AAOOHHH PINK LIGHTNING AND NOTHING STOPS THE SQUATCH

[@DillWithRBLX]

7:17 ''All the pins had fallen over already almost''

[@sadlylouise5298]

Welcome to the -301 club, have fun !

[@michaelcorbett9908]

U too

[@zayermaster]

Louise Devismes Yes! Got here in time

[@mcdoucebag6565]

Do you guys have food

[@dawson4587]

Yaaa

[@sadlylouise5298]

MC Doucebag Of course ! There's everything in the -301 club. What do you want ? Cake ? Cookies ? Ice cream ? Cheesecake ?

[@TacoDoesYoutube]

2:13 he sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake.

[@סופיהקיסלמן]

And knows when you eat cake!

[@wurens825]

He knows when you've been bad or good and he knows when you have cake! >:D

[@ultimategamer7161]

Isabel Jones never ever have a slice or jack will hate you

[@jhalalbertberioso796]

7:28 i love that accent

[@alexmakeguitarvids]

I woke my mom up laughing at the "don't hurt me" bit xD I love you Jack!

[@xenagabbyxena]

So the other day I met another fan. It was really cool! We were talking about you, and he said he'd been watching you for years. The only problem was that he was 10, maybe 11.

[@Walht]

You can be any age to watch THE BOSS! ^^

[@randistrit1240]

You should at least be middle school age

[@nightmarefoxythepiratefox9564]

Randi Strit well im 10 yrs but im in sweden and that is no problem

[@kubaGR8]

SoybeansCanFangirlToo Dood. You gotta be high if you talked to a fan.

[@LOCCHH]

Has it occurred to you he could be reading this right now?

[@sandornot]

Jack, you should play turbo dismount with the oculus rift

[@papoandsohn]

Is way atthay an way actual way ingthay?

[@dingo-gorditas]

henry, WHAT THE ABSOLUTE БЛЯДЬ ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

[@gingotdrip]

That would be scary af😐...

[@oraliacisneros4657]

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[@austinpeterson-lomker2015]

katy albright Hi there

[@cadenjackson5659]

Cross your niblets? Jack, I think those are called fingers.

[@daytonmarks8195]

thank you jack, your old videos make me less depressed

[@Pickled_Poet]

"MINED" the mines ~Jacksepticeye 2015

[@jacksepticeye]

Zackary Anderson Heh!!

[@julieroutledge6316]

jacksepticeye IS THAT ACTULLY U

[@julieroutledge6316]

General Gamer trigger

[@guswilson4036]

I saw the flip a gram add before I watched this and I said “that blue ugly monster pervert!”

[@brutalimp]

I love watching Jack's older videos there so funny who is doing the Same in Qurenten 2020

[@CuboydMC]

quarantine* and im pretty sure everybody here is.

[@CuboydMC]

@@gnnrrbnsn so what?

[@DillWithRBLX]

all the pins had fallen over already almost - Jacksepticeye 2015

[@MissSyv]

4:40 GTA 5 cops be like :P

[@fortthing3079]

2:23 his head in in the truck he used

[@darkz3133]

HERE COMES SPEEP IS KEY RACER JACK

[@loganadams1519]

Jack. You made me smile.

[@airioh6302]

1:31 *insert a boing noise every time he gets hit*

[@oilybat3269]

2:50 That’s 227 mph, for the Americans.

[@Zynderion117]

277 mph, actually.

[@NarwhalCrewQuitYT]

BOOPER DOOPER

[@caylieolson]

BOOPER DOOPER

[@SirAbrahamSlaps]

Narwhal CrewBOOPER DOOPER!!!!!

[@Trollingman]

Narwhal Crew rly

[@jacksepticeye]

Narwhal Crew SHMOOPER FLOOPER!

[@Trollingman]

jacksepticeye lol

[@Chrisfishem]

Love it when Sean says Nothing Stops the Squatch in that voice

[@dejourrr]

SPEED IS MOFUCKING KEY

[@michaelcorbett9908]

So true

[@Simmatron]

Words of God...

[@jman.the_jaden.man.]

Lol

[@SirAbrahamSlaps]

Dejour Williams Can't argue with logic :P

[@yetiv2193]

Dejour Williams Amen brotha

[@unoriginalname3442]

Omg the Haddaway is real

[@jacksepticeye]

ItzEpicGhost I was tempted to add the actual song in but didn't want to get ID matched haha

[@dixiewolf9846]

+jacksepticeye i love your work

[@rainbowdash7787]

jacksepticeye I love your videos and don't forget to be awsome like a boss

[@thegamecinema444]

thank you for the funny vids you make my day ill never get tired of you ~thanks!!~:D

[@jhalalbertberioso796]

7:23 OHHHHHHHHHHH PINK LIGHTNIN!

[@spadescan]

Who else misses the good old days? **almost everyone raises hand** Edit: 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋

[@Soupyboi]

✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋

[@nightraven5710]

XD Facial expression at 0:38

[@fortnitereaperxx4527]

OWWWW PINK LIGHTNIN!! :everyone else: -_-

[@fortnitereaperxx4527]

Me: D: ur all very mean D:

[@jasonpabst4132]

Tyler Roberts wow pink lightning

[@julieroutledge6316]

Tyler Roberts OOOOOWWW PINK LIGHTNIN

[@shawnclayton7594]

OWwwwwwwww Pink lightning

[@theamazingspider-steve4399]

wow pink lighnin

[@owolou]

idk why but i love it when he says NOTHING STOPS THE SQUACH XD IM LITTARLY DIEING

[@alexandraroman4121]

2:06 squash ruturns

[@ayoubsoltane8753]

jack what version you are using ? plz tell me

[@robbiehobbs]

1:02 RKO

[@lucboss101]

7:21 Only one vehicle can save us now! 7:23 AOOOWWWW, PINK LIGHTNIN'! Best line in Turbo Dismount!

[@scottcremer4134]

8:51 I see what you did there

[@treyeichof6645]

There is a new car make your 34th video so I can see your amazing video and you are my favorite you tuber ps put this in your next reading your comments video

[@Blackblood2222]

Jack: OH PINK LIGHTNING! Me: DIE ALREADY!

[@chaseworldofcarsandseriesg8216]

HAHAHAHAHAH🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@acryodon]

It's not Ow pink lightning It's OAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW PINK LIGHTNIN

[@sword_demon3994]

Jack- only one vehicle can save us now Us-the squash Jack-ow pink lightning

[@BlorbC]

7:07 that’s what she said

[@shadowgamerreact7769]

0:02 *Jack you just said black*

[@kindasus899]

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

[@iamgenius3784]

3:53 Wow.

[@griffinquick2652]

Nothing like adding in a fresh reference to my favorite anime...

[@queenofvermin]

Today is my birthday....great game for a great day

[@CiarradeBritto]

Noah Hooves Happy birthday :D

[@Erick-mn9fs]

Noah Hooves Happy B-Day🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

[@Erick-mn9fs]

Erick Osthiemer Lol those were supposed to be cakes

[@SirAbrahamSlaps]

Noah Hooves Happy birthday! I hope your day goes well! :)

[@animekitten321]

Noah Hooves o

[@ttahadrianex]

0:43 holy fuck

[@Drknghtuls]

1:07 so funny

[@Drknghtuls]

And 2:14

[@angelica66475]

jack: 👨‍⚖ his bike: OWWW PINK LIGHTING

[@kellyannepoynton1454]

Please play a good horror series you used to be all about that horror. Now i never see any. Btw love ur vids i watch everyone everyday "!!!!!!

[@michaelcorbett9908]

Yeah more horror

[@CiarradeBritto]

kelly poynton I agree. Would love to see another horror series. :)

[@therealtimallenofficial6353]

kelly poynton he already has so many series in the channel so I don't really want him 2 add 1 until he is finished with one

[@caylieolson]

He probably would, if only there were some really good horror games. There's plenty of games that are just a bunch of jump scares, but those aren't really scary lol

[@decentlyaverage9483]

kelly poynton tell me 1 GOOD horror game

[@huggabugga938]

1:20 wait, when did i get boobs?

[@foxyisboss8006]

At 0:57 he humped the air.

[@agentzero9757]

YOU KNOCKED OVER 0 PINS SCORE=LIKE A BOSS

[@cutthacheese2316]

Play More Gta 5 Pc please

[@CiarradeBritto]

CutThaCheeseTheGamer Yes I agree!

[@SirAbrahamSlaps]

CutThaCheeseTheGamer Don't worry, he will get around to it.

[@Erick-mn9fs]

CutThaCheeseTheGamer Only with mods it is getting repetitive

[@harryennis601]

Being subbed to Ali-A and syndicate project (you not me) I think you have enough Über popular games to watch.

[@Enoonb]

CutThaCheeseTheGamer Hey, HEY! He will play whatever the fuck he wants. Don't rush him...

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

Come on, Jack, you should know that, THAT head is not nearly as big as the real one. Since you aaaaaaaaalways ''brag'' about it.

[@amazingstoriesalexxrr]

Jackie boy is a beast let him do his stuff he will find out that later XD

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

XDD

[@amazingstoriesalexxrr]

Qcumber queen HEY MA MA GIVE ME COOKIES

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

I'M A QUEEN, DAMMIT! XDD

[@amazingstoriesalexxrr]

Qcumber queen Well then .... HEY QUE QUE GIVE ME SOME CAKE CAUSE CAKE IS THE BEST GODDAMMIT !

[@gursimarbansal1397]

Guys let's make a story. Once upon a time,a youtuber named......

[@ghostteaa9618]

Cheeseball Universe Poop Locks went to......

[@fullchomp]

end. again. in case of..

[@kaypowell4437]

The world ended before any body said the end

[@driftdt]

No.

[@kmslmao2879]

Shot any

[@MysticPhantm]

This was the first video that ever taught me what buffering is