here have some cursed mrbeast titles

[@danielthrasher]

no hate btw, I watch everything that dude uploads I just thought this'd be a funny concept lol

[@awesomepizzacats2015]

Meow I am cat you should video yes

[@awesomepizzacats2015]

Meow

[@Mornmirdan]

YOU'RE AWESOME

[@Die.Trying]

You were right

[@itstimefortim]

@@awesomepizzacats2015 wut

[@tayzonday]

You could totally make this a character and do full parodies ✊

[@RavenclawNimbus]

Are you a Blafghan?? That’s what us Daniel fans call eachother

[@Beefy-Cheese]

I honestly feel like I just met a celebrity. how's it goin' Tay?

[@adams509]

Id love to see Mibder Bees return 😂

[@SoapheadPog]

schuclate rayen

[@AnthemUnanthemed]

you must have great taste bc u comment on all the vids I like

[@Bob-tn1pg]

I hired 100 lawyers to save me from the allegations

[@finethishandlehasbeenunremoved]

LOOOL Edit: Edit 2: Edit 3: Edit 4: Edit 5: Edit 6: Edit 70: Edit 8:

[@Charles-e8y]

$1 lawyer vs $50,000,000 lawyer

[@aussiebox]

🤩🤩🤩

[@dannydanggang1675]

The old lady playing scrabble one is actually kind of sweet if you look at it from another perspective. It's like giving an old lady some time to have fun before she passes.

[@PixlyPenguin]

Or he just tries to kill her

[@mr.textwall5327]

It's odd he knows the time precisely to say "today".

[@Walter-Dodds]

Unless she has like 10 years left in her and she is just cursed to play scrabble for the rest of her life

[@SunDroid_inc]

@@Walter-Doddsor she just dies after 3 days from no water

[@JuanJosé-i9l]

JOUBUTSU 2000 moment.

[@wickedbasket8858]

"To those who don't see race" made me lose it I was not expecting that😂

[@Lewej1]

This took me a split-second to get then I choked at my drink 😂

[@hi69086]

Same

[@quoctruongadolfyeager1211]

No I don't 👴🏻

[@FrumiousBandersnatch42]

It was actually a great joke.

[@theguy1111]

i dont get it

[@glitchedtoxicity9154]

“To celebrate 20 million subscribers, I planted 20 million trees in suicide forest” Absolutely broke me 💀

[@YNS_MYKE]

same

[@theguy1111]

i dont get it

[@GamerGhost-98]

@@theguy1111it’s a forest in Japan known for suicides

[@svensilverstien3706]

@@GamerGhost-98Logan Paul made a video there and then that video became the most hated video on youtube

[@damiencouturee6240]

​@@theguy1111like the other guy said, it's an infamous forest in Japan. It's not just a few suicides, it's to the point where they do an annual search for bodies, and there's tons of signs installed throughout the forest that say things like "Think of your family". The real name is Aokigahara forest.

[@strikezrow]

The PTSD dog firework display touched my heart. THANK YOU DANIEL!

[@prons_gaming5083]

I love how excited he gets saying " The largest fireworks display MONEY CAN BUY"

[@PandastormAQ3d]

It was my favorite one.

[@annapulley35]

HECKING NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@ChansLonelyLeaf]

That one and the one with the clones

[@fallenkingdom-zd8xh]

He should do that on 4th of July.🎆🇺🇸🦅

[@potatowestandforukraine5574]

0:43 the confidence in “money can buy” sounded so real

[@tumblingartist]

the delivery of that part has so much energy xD

[@parkereimerl2]

Love me some of Daniel’s completely unhinged entertainment

[@DanielWalker.]

For REAL

[@OfficialTrAshProductions]

Who doesn't lol

[@lpk822]

ong

[@The_Falcon27]

Unhinged 😂

[@Mediados]

0:51 Wrong KZbinr

[@CitrineGamer-1]

I love how you can see Logan Paul slowly peek out from behind one of the trees.

[@LordSillysor]

@@CitrineGamer-1how did u see that (I saw it once I read your comment)

[@AtomicGolem]

​@@CitrineGamer-1 *I think there's someone hanging right there*

[@RealTidalAviation]

Predicted

[@leightonjack]

as an amputee, i appreciate the legs you donated to my school 🙏

[@codyjohnson6427]

And we appreciate your donation to the school

[@nvae7252]

@@codyjohnson6427 wow 😂👏😭

[@andyabbott86]

Time to double those legs and pass it forward!

[@therealpoody7485]

I haven't laugned at a comment in a while! Thanks!

[@TheNinth.]

bros in preschool

[@kristijantomic548]

“I genetically modified this field of corn to few pain”, and “ playing scrabble with this old lady till she dies” got me. Part of it was just the way he said it, but also it’s so random and unexpected. that’s the art of his humor

[@danielladuck3323]

Daniel’s humor is always amazing

[@tahmos_]

​@@Dj07-i3uwhats with the tahi?

[@RavenclawNimbus]

⁠@@Dj07-i3uHaha jokes on you I can subscribe for a second and unsubscribe

[@meplaysyt8908]

Yes

[@Mjlovesupersoakers77]

We, Daniel fans, are now called Afghans.

[@yoongismiletho]

​@@Mjlovesupersoakers77*blafghans

[@PlasticFoods1995]

Man watching this while in the Mr Beast drama is hilarious somehow

[@kwenpai]

yep

[@missdreemurr4824]

at this point i have to ask, which Mr Beast drama ? feels like he has one every month 😅

[@PlasticFoods1995]

@missdreemurr4824 It's actually the drama between Dogpack404 and Mr Beast, though it went to the point where people just confused/ did not want to care about who did right anymore lol.

[@ChickenNuggetFactory]

@missdreemurr4824 Not those dramas. The SA drama.

[@missdreemurr4824]

@@ChickenNuggetFactory oh i see, thanks for the answer

[@YaBoiSilly]

MrBeast: Last to leave the moon keeps it

[@caedenkniep3528]

Gru entered the chat

[@quantumpizza576]

@@caedenkniep3528 Gru has developed patience

[@ZachDolgin]

🤣

[@Insane_in-the_brain]

Either that, or he spends 24 hours inside a blue whale

[@ZachDolgin]

@@Insane_in-the_brain More like “I spend 24 hours finding Nemo in the blue whale” 😂

[@UnnamedCarapace]

This got a hearty chuckle out of me, thank you. It was expensive keeping that trapped inside, and now it’s out there for someone else to handle.

[@gio_wuz_here]

“I’m mrbeast and I saw the biggest firetruck yesterday!” That killed me for some reason

[@DarkestofTimes]

same

[@hayliabrown5886]

Same.

[@flattversa1826]

Same

[@thebe_stone_MC]

Same

[@forthelion1354]

Same

[@Samuelisaperson]

0:06 broke me💀💀💀

[@IncognitoOrange]

"I'm donating hundreds of legs to this preschool" what a mood, Danny, what a mood

[@annaplaysandsings]

Hi

[@lolliii5477]

HELP IM OFINVERBFLOWED WITH LEGAS SOWNS ENWO HE BLP N0W

[@jordan1192]

The 20 million trees in that forest weirdly doesn’t feel too far from actually happening.

[@SauceyRedHN]

0:38 This one cracked me up lmao

[@garethfuller2700]

1:16 HOW does this have Brian David Gilbert energy... HOW?!

[@SHDUStudios]

It really does!!!

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

It's a combination of the slightly slurred 't' in little and the subtle anxiety, I think

[@Bunnyhopper1234]

0:56 YO HOW DID THE CIRCLE THING AROUND THE LIKE AND DISLIKE BUTTON JUST TURNED RAINBOW FOR LIKE 3 SECONDS?!!?!!?

[@familypatel9279]

I SAW THAT TOO

[@nileshprakash8753]

AAH WHAT THE HELL

[@Gatorboy5678]

Whenever someone says “Like the video!” or “Smash that like button!” It does that. The subscribe button also does that but only if you’re not subscribed.

[@rush6555]

It said like causing it to turn rainbow, if someone says like or subscribe then that button turns rainbow

[@M1SH3RU]

This is why I have watched this guy for years. His humor is so raw and pure. It literally gives me a reason to live. Edit: thanks so much for the likes, my people!

[@VicJang]

Live on!

[@tickle_tipson4]

bro dont brag about likes, its annoying

[@BoroPhil7]

@@tickle_tipson4 he's thanking people not bragging about it.

[@MEME-_-MASTER]

@@tickle_tipson4 damn who pissed in your cereal?

[@Bahtmahn27]

Getting suggested this now is wild. It aged certainly.

[@laughsingay]

Somehow this feels like it was both way shorter and way longer than a minute and a half.

[@sarmadkaif7335]

Daniel really needs to make a complete series, his humour is top notch and we need more of it

[@TheNight469]

0:16 As somebody from Snart, I can confirm this video is accurate. Daniel got the names right! (My dad’s side is from Blafghanistamf and my mom’s side is Kramblamblan.) Also, sorry to be that person, but… First.

[@RavenclawNimbus]

I want him to tour in Blafghanistamf but he hasn’t yet. :( Edit: btw, people from Blafghanistamf are Blafghan. Just wanted to tell you :)

[@Mjlovesupersoakers77]

⁠@@RavenclawNimbusAll Daniel’s fans are Blafghan… I decided.

[@RavenclawNimbus]

@@Mjlovesupersoakers77 WAIT YES THAT SHOULD BE HIS FAN’S NAMES we’re officially Afghans!! Can we get this started y’all??

[@Mjlovesupersoakers77]

@@RavenclawNimbus YES!!!

[@TheNight469]

@@Mjlovesupersoakers77 I wasn’t expecting to get any replies to the comment, BUT YES! Blafghans should be the name for Daniel Thrasher fans!

[@johndavidtibbetts7320]

All of these would be better ideas than Lunchly

[@username5155]

Great one for ya: “In this video, I’ll be adopting all of the children at this orphanage, then abandoning them”

[@BirdThatGasps]

"Because I can never finish what I start!"

[@Veerobotics]

"Hey is anybody free tonight?" The entire group chat:

[@annarattray-wood5444]

Daniel’s brain is broken but amazing at the same time!!

[@caedenkniep3528]

Can't have one without the other XD

[@pokemonduck]

to have a broken brain is to be free

[@amythicbitch]

he did kill 1 billion of his braincells

[@Thehatguywho]

This is canon now.

[@kentrosaurusboi3909]

"Today I restored sight to a thousand people who can't see race" 😅💀

[@JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH]

0:20 aged SO WELL

[@ayten-linux]

That was kris who was a pedo.

[@no_name4796]

1:05 aged even worse

[@ningunapersona]

This is the type of video that aged like milk to form a fine cheese

[@1makerstudios]

1:14 I know you're parodying Mr. Beast but the way you said the line "These 100 children think they're going into space to play in zero gravity" matched Mark Rober's speech pattern *really* well.

[@comedytutorials7146]

This man makes Vsauce look sane.

[@Psi_Fan123]

Hey! Vsauce, Micheal here! How fast can you run? (Spoilers: Not fast enough!)

[@miyuki____]

this aged like wine

[@tonyandsammyclub]

1:24 Me too Daniel, me too.

[@JUST-BAD698]

You mean 1:25

[@EddieWelch-hk8vs]

You meant to say 1:23

[@who-ny5oe]

​@@EddieWelch-hk8vsI do it on a daily basis.

[@takenshota546]

You tried to fuck a penguin too?

[@Ryzen2ndchannel]

💀💀💀

[@s.ahmedmohiuddin4814]

0:20 i think chris won that

[@FoolOverride]

OH MY GOD 😂😂😂

[@therealjam188]

nah, they went after girls

[@the-sands-of-time]

0:14 That Mr. Beast impression is spot-on

[@thatmomentwhen345]

“In this video I give 10,000 young children something to cry about!” dead

[@stickmaster400]

Your parents would be proud

[@diamondsimon020]

Well this is awkward

[@m.piglet4541]

The 50 Splates part killed me. The entire thing was genius, but the splates...LOL

[@oleksiiammo7832]

snart

[@NativS2002]

Barry

[@no_name4796]

1:05 AYYYYOOOOO This man saw the future lol

[@dax-lee]

LMAOOO

[@LittleD820]

0:07 Ava Tyson should not be around kids 💀

[@Davy_Toast]

Genetically modifying a field of corn to feel pain and their screaming is oddly incredibly amusing if I’m being honest.

[@reubenoakley5887]

This had me literally crying with laughter for a full minute, thank you so much, Daniel!

[@The_Red_Man]

0:55 Is nobody gonna take about how the actual like button glimmers when he says this?!

[@Baehry]

I didn't even notice, that's so cool!

[@dinzyy_flow]

"To congrats 20M subsciber, i plant 20M trees on *S**CIDE* *FOREST* " had me dead 💀💀

[@FujiCahn]

I would watch (and enjoy) AT LEAST 80% of those videos!

[@wallandkyle]

imagine seeing this in the mrbeast drama

[@theinvincible5907]

0:28 That actually sounds cool.

[@NickieX3]

I was just about to say that lol

[@dilobaryiguano]

0:52 the cutoff is PERFECT

[@RexplayzzOfficial]

1:16 This sounds a lot more like Mark Rober 😂

[@RobertDowneySenior5647]

1:02 bro

[@DontWorryImNotImportant]

You fool, you’ve given him ammunition.

[@moonrain6184]

0:24 Perfectly reasonable

[@CardboardIsweird]

This aged amazingly!

[@oscarkez]

This aged like fine milk.

[@Renegade_Mutt]

this aged very well

[@blahpla]

this aged well

[@laughsingay]

This aged like... This aged wel... This aged ba... This aged.

[@Some_guy_iguess]

0:51 logan suggested this

[@ovenpan4105]

He did

[@MezephelesArt]

Would you say this aged like milk, wine, milk with wine in it, or wine with milk in it?

[@tonyandsammyclub]

0:33 Real

[@baconn22]

0:14 is just why

[@kubadec-f9k]

this aged well.

[@WillSolaceTheWinion]

"I'm Mr.Beast, and today I'm kidnapping this baby Clownfish and recording the dad until he finds it" *Finding Nemo now exists, you're welcome*

[@ByrdMan69]

This video could not have aged better

[@Morecheese_]

No way he predicted the Logan Paul colab

[@legogenius22]

OH MY GOD HE DID

[@theklisha]

This aged like fine wine

[@Thenumbersthatareodd]

A couple of these titles have aged like wine in the year 536.

[@TortMan-iw4ko]

Last to leave Kris Tysons house wins 1M dollars

[@Michaely-123y]

Last of these 100 kids still here gets A BRAND NEW PORSHE AND A YACHT

[@a_chill_dude.]

dogs with PTSD cant wait to see those fireworks truly going to be a sight to behold

[@Harrycoook]

This aged like open milk

[@GreminelThefish]

I’d unironically watch all of these

[@milliegirl2005]

1:04 he actually did this one

[@Ekhyub]

I learned the insanity of Daniel the Great! "I genetically modified 1 million trees in this forest to finally be able to breathe." "Today, the last person out of these 100 people hung upside down forgets about gravity gets a free one-way flight to outer space!" "Whoever stops playing chess with these 100 cats gets 2 horses." "Today we caught 100 demons and forced them to eat all goats that were sacrificed to them." "Who ever stops playing dodgeball with this chicken gets a free ticket to the basement of KFC!" "The first person to convince me stop eating dirt gets to keep this brand new dirt lambourghini!" "Today we invited 10 mimes to a karaoke contest and the best singer gets an imaginary orange." "Today we bring these 6 people to a trolley road fork without telling them!" "Today we are celebrating 50 million subscribers, and for that we prepared 50 million tons of TNT in the grand canyon."

[@BOT_CORP]

0:06 What's slightly disturbing about this title is that a child has two biological parents implying that Daniel killed half of them to fit the title better

[@beans-t1h]

…oh

[@Ornithorhynchus.]

You cannot possibly understand how much I love this lmao.

[@MrTallfrenchguy]

Not sure if this aged well or not

[@TheSaltineClanRepublic]

It did not.

[@Plex_Hughes]

Oh yes it did

[@tumblingartist]

It aged

[@studiozealot]

...I assume "I'm dead inside" the title of the 23rd video

[@Theohnakagang]

This video aged so well

[@littletrickster3311]

Thank you so much for donating legs to preschool! I appreciate it so much! Side note, we should try and get MrBeast to notice this

[@bamseogcalle8458]

"how much Radiation poisening can Chandler handle" is one ive been thinking about

[@Ihaveadog230]

It’s like 3:10am but Daniel always has my time

[@TheKpa11]

Family guy reference DANIEL! SHUT UP IT’S 3 IN THE MORNING!!!

[@Ihaveadog230]

@@TheKpa11 💀💀

[@TheKpa11]

@@Ihaveadog230 By the way. Do you know who Mr. Beast is?

[@Ihaveadog230]

@@TheKpa11 yep

[@TheKpa11]

@@Ihaveadog230 Ok……….can you tell me who he is then please?

[@Chizzyvr]

“Today I treated 100 dogs with ptsd to the largest fireworks display money can buy”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@starweb443]

I made the mistake of taking a big gulp of drink about the time the dogs with ptsd to a fireworks popped up. I nearly drowned.

[@iquityoutube]

aged like fine wine

[@lilsniper9738]

I love how it just gets more insane

[@Chipp2310Roblox]

Design thumbnail like " Chris Tyson VS 100 Minors"

[@cubefromblender]

this aged...

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

it certainly did age...

[@TheAemith]

It DEFINITELY did age...

[@jacobnah8512]

“I paid for 1000 people’s euthanasia” 💀💀💀

[@Fan-W]

Oh boy... Here's a title: "i addressed my allegations-

[@Zacian6]

1:13 He has angered the great Kernel Cornelius Cornell

[@crackerjack0349]

I DM'D OVER A HUNDRED KIDS

[@theidpboi6205]

I'm just gonna stop coming up with ways tor praise Daniel in hopes of him seeing it and just appreciate how many times I've had to tape my ass to my back from it falling off laughing to his videos. Thank you Daniel.

[@The-Amaris-Nebula]

underrated comment lmfao I love this 10/10

[@theidpboi6205]

@@The-Amaris-Nebula aw thanks

[@tonyandsammyclub]

0:59 No way