Hermit Crabs

On The Adam Friedland Show, everyone's best friends, Nick Mullen and Adam Friedland give each other a good ribbing.
Video Game: Crash Bandicoot Trilogy (PC)
taken from Ep. 014 - Dancing with the Stars
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[@Sonicthehedgefundmanager]

How’s about spermit crab and it’s just a crab that busts.

[@PodcastArcade]

If anyone else wants to know how to get their comment pinned, THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT

[@DogFoxHybrid]

Don't they just mate once and die

[@thejuggernaut1001]

wallace and spermit

[@Soloman_Gumball]

Stop stealing Nate Mookey's bit.

[@Tunkkis]

​@@DogFoxHybridNo, that's the Zoidberg species.

[@EastboundAndDowns]

Little known fact: The shell itself crawls up the hermit crab's ass and controls it via a series of switches and levers

[@hithere4719]

Herman’s Hermits overheard Eric Clapton telling this tidbit to Diane Sawyer. They climbed the netting at the Joe’s Crab Shack in which Ms. Sawyer interviewed Eric. This is how they stole his idea for ‘King Henry VIII’.

[@hithere4719]

King Henry VIII was actually the first hermit crab. The translations from Æuquatic Ænglish to the Modern Terrestrial dialects were corrupted by differences in atmospheric pressure leaving “crab” to become “king” as “shells” to become “wives”.

[@Mark-jr6ld]

Hermit crabs stole the idea from New York's Bastard of Buildings

[@cordan305]

Another little known fact: if you get eaten out by a helium addict at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, your ass can turn silver

[@hexag0n_0]

Reminds me of a guy I knew called Mr Mistopheles

[@evanshepard1366]

This show is really boiled down to them sounding like they're just waiting for stav to come back from the bathroom.

[@Loquacious_Jackson]

Stav LIVES for bathroom breaks

[@Verkhovnaya_zhritsa]

Disappointed that Nick didn't have some anecdote to add about smashing the class hermit crab with a hammer

[@TimmyMcGowan]

I find no joy in the misfortune of hermit crabs.

[@TheMr.R]

Keep up the good work arcade

[@anomiemnemonical578]

I'm a bisexual but like it's mostly guys now

[@PodcastArcade]

makes sense

[@Pentagathusosaurus]

Im a bisexual but its like bii ladies im off to have sex with u'alls boyfriends

[@dickjohnson9582]

You got like twice the net for catching hermit crabs mate. Good on ya

[@FuttBuckerson]

I usually don't suck cock and like it, but I've been acting unusual for the last 10 years.

[@LeftistMuslimGynocracy]

just not the same without stav and his hypotheticals. not the same without him chiming in with "would you let a hermit crab climb in your ass and live in there?"

[@beefer4456]

Would you suck a guy off if it tasted like hermit crabs? I’M JUST ASKING

[@DogFoxHybrid]

Hermit crabs also breathe air as adults, which makes them easier to keep.

[@JonathanQShrimpling]

Fuck yeah crash bandicoot

[@KGVB757]

Bro do you actually not know how to finish the level 😆

[@brennancrane6822]

No, please help.😊

[@edidiongedemeka2096]

I love how you give them a video game score at the end of each video, cool detail, gives your videos personality

[@fuguestatetoo6789]

Doctor Neo Cortex is for sure one of Adam's people

[@nicholasbyram296]

The lobster is actually a hermit crab that got too big and the shell makers went extinct, that's why they are attracted to cages with dead meat inside.

[@eggman1586]

Keeping the homosexuality alive I see

[@FumblsTheSniper]

Nick is just presenting his alternate ego to the world.

[@CarrieSheehan]

I love hermies

[@TheRealLachlan]

2 ads? Very buglike behaviour

[@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276]

Radiolab, while usually an intolerable NPR cesspool did an interesting piece on hermit crabs last week.

[@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276]

Negasonic

[@FuttBuckerson]

Hermit Mraz, but it's just Jason Mraz singing his shitty songs on a remote island

[@beefer4456]

Boooo

[@BingbongDeNiro]

been waiting for this clip thank ytou for uploading

[@realkingofantarctica]

Yep, I'm ready.

[@brancracker]

Imagine this woman having a kid, holy hell

[@joelgonzalez-bx5oe]

I found her profile

[@Adam-yo3bt]

Keep up the gay work arcade

[@malcolmisk00l]

munchausen by crab

[@matthewtE]

So much better when Stav isn't loudly laughing directly into the mic

[@P_steez]

Nah he contributed at least, unlike adam. He had to ask Adam twice about the god damn hermit crabs before the bug decided to pay attention and respond

[@nolanduarte]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

[@LinusBitchTits]

he shoehorns in the story about a time he totally had sex with this girl that owned hermit crabs

[@Jeterfan906]

Nick’s funniest bits almost always involve the internet’s most pathetic people lol

[@Billyisyourdad]

I have become gay

[@conor7154]

It’s insane that even when Adam is sitting in a chair and staring at the person who is speaking to him that he has the attention span of a literal toddler holding an iPad. He can’t process more than like 3 words in a row, there’s definitely something seriously wrong with him.

[@apoolofwomen]

Hermit crabs have been awful silent since this dropped...smh

[@jesse9496]

Imagine being straight... I can't because i miss Stavros, Also my dads gay. The apple doesnt fall far from the metaphorical gay tree.

[@Captdimitri]

Woah!

[@frameandi]

I dated a gay guy who was into hermit crabs. I broke up with him for being autistic.

[@conor7154]

Did you ask him what it was like dating someone who is autistic?

[@stevenvonsancho]

Theres nothing funny about getting crabs for mahermit

[@TheBigLubelsky]

I'm gay...and also...what about the Herman Krabb and it's a Nazi hermit crab...also as a Jew...Adam is a bug

[@user-cg1oh4iw4g]

Adam had a bunch of great bits in this clip

[@gorillazfan3]

Why does the "N" stand for?

[@thewholecircus2792]

"N"tisemtic