Hermitcraft 9: Episode 18 - Hermitcraft Has a Problem

[@BlahCraft1]

Scar doesn't need a service, he needs a subscription.

[@samking2591]

He needs premium

[@AtomicA7]

What about Grian

[@ozjen83]

Lol

[@YeahBoiii-wc5ek]

battlepass? lol

[@davidlowry7860]

@@AtomicA7 scars already had help before where Brian hasn’t

[@TangoTekLP]

So fun hanging out with you Pearly!

[@The_BlOb]

hi tango

[@FayeFennec]

:P

[@maanas_sehgal]

Tango is love❤️

[@SkyPhoenix_3991]

To be perfectly honest, when you said in your episode , you wanted to organize the storage room, I thought, you would kidnap pearl and put her into your sorter, until it's done xD

[@Cilibi]

Pearly??? Tango stop that’s so cute

[@WindyDelcarlo]

Grian: "This isn't a resistance." Pearl: "As far as I'm concerned, I'm not following King Ren."

[@jackmorass]

Grian won't MAKE a resistance. He is never sad he isn't JOINING one.

[@fhtraveler]

@@jackmorass *He is NOT resisting, and neither should we.*

[@carlospallete3030]

he made Impulse start it lol

[@jackmorass]

@@fhtraveler We can't exist, considering that we aren't hermits, but this is an important moment, many hermits are angry, the crown is poor and after the party, we don't know how much will the King trust in BdoubleO, so the Crown is also weaker than ever. Many hermits will look in the comments to know what we want them to do, and so we MUST support the idea of a revolution. King Ren failed with the failing everything he has done and is attempting to make an autocracy, but without any real power. So a revolution is mandatory at this point.

[@aygianalt]

@@carlospallete3030 Remove, King, Claim

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

-Sneak to Keralis' base -Keep hiding when found -Lie about intentions -Insult his redstone -Insult his storage system -Reapetedly ask for his money -Call him stinky -Hit him -Leave -Discuss the interaction within view distance Poor Keralis lol thx reply people

[@MCducktanners]

and calls him stinky

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

@@MCducktanners good point

[@gamingwithblueboy4563]

Hits him

[@mynameisfoxxy6110]

@@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369 Then discuss the interaction within view distance of his door

[@FemMushroom]

Gigachad pearl

[@Thanagarious]

I think sufficiently large shulker monsters should "spawn" live shulkers. Although then they might find the shulker monster ... uplifting...

[@jasonreed7522]

That might require a colab with Impulse and his shulker shell farm. (Alternatively doc had plans for one, possibly already built it, and would probably love an addition to get large amounts of live shulkers for distribution to pesky birds)

[@Techhunter_Talon]

@@jasonreed7522 Last I remember the Shulker he grabbed is still at spawn in a glass case.

[@chrizzie1]

That could be a fun prank: depositing live shulkers in amongst Hermit's chest monsters - they'd camoflage perfectly until approached!

[@fhtraveler]

That's not a bad idea. In fact, deploying an "Imposter" might even give them a better incentive to clean it up!

[@davidroddini1512]

@@jasonreed7522 Great idea! I love colabs. And what better reason for a colab than that!

[@ultimatewager]

Don't know if I want a plushie more for 5 AM Scarlet Pearl, or Beautiful Little Cleaning Lady Trash Shop Twinkly Trash Thing Mascot Dude Little Garbage Bag Guy. I think it might be difficult to fit the latter one's name on the box, though.

[@ludm1la]

Oh! I just love, Beautiful Little Thing Mascot Dude Little Garbage Bag Guy , thought I'd HAVE to share my love for him!! (#^-^#)/

[@tituslehr7521]

Why not both?

[@Anticaat]

@@tituslehr7521 Package deal!!!

[@sarahlandis289]

Both is good

[@headphonewarning8263]

The WHOLE second name is what I will buy as soon as it comes out. I don't care if it takes my entire paycheck 🤣🤣

[@petloverspy]

The Clean Lady is the most powerful entity on this server, even the king must bow to her

[@Inkfal]

All must bow to the Clean lady. For her powers are beyond our puny mortal imagination.

[@aerinkaaerie5599]

I think hierarchy on Hermitcraft server is now like in school: students-> teachers -> headmaster-> janitor No ONE tell janitor what to do!

[@charmainebobo7193]

That is so true

[@MartianMeli]

As a janitor i approve of this message

[@limeyloo3412]

I would put a sign on the crastle, saying “Property of the People” (or the Hermits whichever sounds better) to prove a point to the king that his subjects are not standing for this!!!

[@peter_kitsune]

Omg this sounds perfect...

[@myonire]

You could put all of rens signs into his castle as a "cleaning service" to clean up his leakage of heads and emeralds

[@abhijeetvdsh]

This needs to be done !! RESCUE HERMITCRAFT CLEANING LADY

[@twrose3070]

Yes

[@peter_kitsune]

YES!!!!!

[@LordHypertronUniversum]

*"Makeing quests is now illegal"* *Grian:* Angry troll noises.

[@Alv_JVI]

Lol

[@sweetcorm]

Do you really think he won’t find a loophole in the “law”?

[@fizzlefrizz]

@@sweetcorm he's already done it. He's made adventures now

[@Techhunter_Talon]

@@fizzlefrizz YEP. XD

[@jackmorass]

no why? he makes adventures

[@masterpiece1817]

Idea: Get a Pillager, break his crossbow, and name him an ad. Now he’ll constantly follow anyone that gets near and shout advertisements at them

[@wonderstruck2878]

@@pearlescentmoon_enjoyer when a pillager break's it's crossbow, it only loses the ability to attack. It's still aggressive towards players and will chase them, but can't attck.

[@legendarymorrish777]

That’s actually an amazing idea! I would love to see that!

[@craigds3745]

@@wonderstruck2878 How sweet!

[@Steve_SBU]

Honestly Ren claiming everyone else’s land as his own and taking their money is prolly the money king-like thing he’s done yet

[@spritemon98]

He's been a mad king already

[@spritemon98]

Technically he already owns everything cuz he's the king but... he should actually enact taxes to some degree

[@Steve_SBU]

@@spritemon98 I mean yeah that’s the whole point of me saying now that he’s doing it is it the most kingly thing he’s doing 😂

[@raikitsunagi]

He compared himself to a Smaug from LotR. This won't end up well with ex-hobbits, dwarf and elves on the server 🤔

[@capedkat]

Being someone who lives in a kingdom I hereby testify this comment is fact

[@artistic_maniac1255]

Ren: This shop is now property of the crown The Hermits: ...No I don't think I will. *Removes the decree*

[@MaydayMBP]

21:47 Pearl: plays creeper horn Tango: walking backwards Me waiting for Tango to fall off: Almost there... closer... noooo

[@ShadowStorm887]

Friendly comment reminder to be nice to other hermits especially Rentheking all of this stuff with him claiming shops and such is for storytelling purposes so be kind to all members of hermitcraft during this storyline

[@RitmosMC]

"But I don't have any diamonds to pay you with..." "Don't worry, you can pay with your soul-" "What??" "I mean, an IOU!"

[@silverthewhiteshadow]

Uh oh... Ren is pushing his luck now... He better behave unless he wants Pearl to go Scarlett mode on him... :} Also Pearl and Tango as marketing partners is just ✨ chef kiss ✨

[@jasonreed7522]

Scarlett Pearl is amazing and terrifying. I think double life is my favorite season of the life series so far. (I always watched Etho's POV first, and then whoever i felt most interested in after that until satisfied, usually Pearl would balance out the knowledge of events best.) Ren should definitely fear the Scarlett Pearl, and red Etho. (Red Etho is fun but never lasts long, usually because he lasts as a green/yellow until the server is mostly red at which point everyone is dropping like flys)

[@spritemon98]

We already know Ren cant be trusted as a king because he's always been a mad king

[@youtuner9031]

"whoever holds the crown holds this" Pearl 'bout to take the crown

[@rbck8826]

The crooooown, Pearl now wears the crown, Pearl now wears the crown.

[@octobsession3061]

"Property of the crown? More like Property of the clown" -cubfan, one of the really bad citizen

[@youtuner9031]

@@octobsession3061 correction, one of the best citizens for seeing through the ruse

[@TussockyBongo57]

@@octobsession3061 property of the Croan -Joe Hills

[@JakeWolven]

Queen Pearl! i like the sound of that

[@morganhayes5503]

The property of the Crown stuff makes me think Ren is purposely trying to start a rebellion.

[@Nerd704]

The whole king thing was to setup the quest system to slowly distribute the diamonds from the diamond block pillars. I think he's gone through almost all of those diamonds and now the quest system and thus the king has to end.

[@mystic-malevolence]

Well, yeah. Ren has always been striking a balance between providing a genuinely enjoyable experience to his fellow hermits (see: the work put into the quest system) while setting up the inevitable rebellion arc at the same time (by gradually flaunting wealth more and more, and now grabbing power).

[@tomcooke3907]

Yep calling it

[@jackmorass]

yes, King ren economic system totally failed, so he is trying to make ana absolute monarchy, but he was declared unilaterally by BdoubleO, who held no power, so this whole thing is falling.

[@artistic_maniac1255]

Me just out here laughing because if this is the case, Ren is basically forcing Groan to start a resistance at this point. Ofc he won't, but, we shall see. 😂

[@VagueCastle649]

Cute mascot. You should totally put him in a map art to further your ad reach.

[@wolfofsummerbreeze]

You can even outsource the art creation if needed.

[@jcofortco]

I'd hang the ads over the King's Claim notices. or, better yet... maybe pay Impulsev to do it to help him with the next "quest" he'll be doing. (;

[@Splungified]

...I mean, if all the shops are property of the crown, then that means Ren should be in charge of stocking them, right? So let the shopping district run dry of merch for awhile, and then confront the king on why he is letting the economy fail like this.

[@CrystalFier]

Omfg. Actually a great idea!

[@MiruAme]

Your mascot should be named "Twinkle" for Twinkley Trash, and the twinkle in his eye when he sees messes.

[@reaper_is_unavailable]

The start is sounding like Revolution "The portal is property of the crown" "This is my portal" Idk Pearl this sounds kinda treasonous

[@neraria-san6502]

'no making new quests.' Ah yes grians shenanigans

[@neraria-san6502]

@jeb you ruined your own comment with that emoji bro

[@spritemon98]

The king needed to implement priority quests regardless

[@jankrajewski6170]

0:30 I love the way every hermit tries to imitate Ren while reading the signs XD Every single one gets more hillarious then the previous. Someone should made a compilation of it hah

[@jordandunn2386]

pearl and tango for mayor! the two hermits genuinely dedicated to server infrastructure development!

[@shenko_]

The cleaning service advertising deserves to be on a Hermitcraft Radioshow. XD I hope the message becomes more serious the longer a chest monster is left unattended.

[@jadedragon1180]

Like Duolingo notifications?

[@lenaakke123]

"Keralis, find me a piece of stone." "Here it is! Here it is. Here it is.. Here it is..." I'm dying lol

[@FangyDoesArt]

It's good advertisement! She should do it with other hermits lol xP

[@RottenBen]

Sign: "THUSLY" Pearl: "FUZZILY" Ah, perfection. "That's a lotta math for 5:30 in the morning Tango." Ah, we love good ole' 5am Pearl.

[@jeffnjules1290]

Would be funny if you keep moving the message board with different excuses , leaving signs behind, until the message board is in the middle of the woods and fell into a sinkhole or something lol …with signs leading the way lol

[@catbio9084]

The cleaning lady is here to clean up all the chaos of the Shulker Monsters

[@doulifee]

Best laugh of this season so far seeing Keralis trying to find his 'organised' stuff.

[@PetLover334]

Yay! Another Hermitcraft episode! I can’t wait to see what shenanigans happens :D Your episodes are always so incredible

[@Cobalt8138]

Deffinetly a bot

[@PetLover334]

@@Cobalt8138 what?

[@Kawaiitwo]

@@PetLover334 I’ve been called a bot before, too. It happens. :/

[@PetLover334]

@@Kawaiitwo Yeah, it’s very annoying. Thank you!

[@coltwing6661]

The trash bag mascot should be Twinkly Timmy

[@h0pestart3r79]

This cleaning lady collaboration and shenanigans with Tango & Keralis is pretty hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣 Pearl really doing what she has to do when dealing with King Rendog's "mischievous antics" though! ;)

[@WukongTheMonkeyKing]

Keralis' skin just brings it all home. The shocked look, staring at the juke box. 🤣

[@draksis4591]

Tango: "he's worse than Scar" Scar: Challenge accepted!!!

[@fakeomen4172]

Pearl's trashshop mascot not being Oscar the Grouch with a bdubs face has caused me immense sadness

[@wh0s.lu1s]

Oscar the grouch was in hermicraft season 8 (scar mentioned when he visited Bdubs that his skin looks like oscar the grouch)

[@tensegemstone1394]

Someone needs a horn that says "CON-SPIRACIES!!"

[@bryanlong4919]

Loved your collab with Tango. Thanks for getting him out of the dungeon for a bit, he was starting to mold.

[@j1y25]

You can open shop with unique sounds, for example: sound of rain to help hermits sleep or sound of morning and birds, or request for sound. If you can't make it, maybe other hermits can make the shop, I would love to see it!

[@gamerprodigy107]

Pearl, I'm just saying as someone who pride himself on having a really good, well organized storage system in every survival game I play, your cleaning lady service is sweet relief to my sanity. thank you also OMG IS THAT MASCOT CUTE! call him "SQUISHY" because of the mud!

[@ralf7823]

Pearl, instead of waiting for the hermits to ask you to clean their chest monsters. Just clean them and send them the bill (and keep the stuff untill they payed) ^^

[@meowtain9566]

The classic ODEA selling tactic!

[@zockingtroller7788]

@@meowtain9566 and maybe "Pearl the Australian" will be better at it than "Posh Brit Mumbo"

[@cartoonfantasy4541]

@@zockingtroller7788 Aren't Aussies just British cowboys

[@stan8479]

She’d be making enemies real quick lol

[@zayfardplays7742]

Isn't that what FalseSymmety did back in Hermitcraft 6?

[@boorango122]

REN’s a dog, he’s just marking his territory (and yes he’s broke)

[@boorango122]

Maybe you could sneak some diamonds into his vault and label it as “stinky diamonds for a favor” or something?

[@Shesstitchin]

Once the king is deposed because we all know it… I vote Pearl for queen! Look how hard she’s working for the server!

[@indominusrex1652]

Well Ren can't be king for 70 minecraft years like Elizabeth II (RIP) if he keeps up with his hunger for power

[@Werewolf914]

It's going to be amazing having Pearl build a tiny bit of Decked Out, that's going to be insane

[@CaptainScenemo]

Rob Zombie is canonically in Hermitcraft now. I love this timeline

[@timwoods2852]

I like your little, giant Trubbish. Though, I feel bad for the bird, he was doing his best. You and Tango hanging out was super fun.

[@coldemort1192]

Pearls "a CHESTT monster?" Gives me the same vibe as "BEDS EMPTY, NO NOTE... CAR GONE!" From Harry Potter 2

[@BlahCraft1]

10:16 Talk to Etho, I know in a previous episode he said he wanted extra tall grass, I'm not sure if he ended up getting it.

[@HyperKR027]

The cards have been laid for the start of another war... Hopefully Mumbo comes back only to realize he's been crowned the new king of the server.

[@ilexdiapason]

this would be the perfect escalation after he was CEO of boatem

[@peter_kitsune]

Love the idea!

[@bedroombunny9529]

Rendog: "This is OUR shopping district now." Soviet Union Anthem blares at 200% volume.

[@deborahsheets2604]

The glorious moment when Pearl got tango with his own creeper horn was the highlight of my year 😂 chefs kiss 👌🏻

[@kr0w1123]

pearl, you were a wonderful addition to hermitcraft. with so many hermits taking a break this season, having some newer people that put out this quality of content has been amazing, keep up the awesome work!

[@meowtain9566]

I'm so glad there's someone on the server annoyed by these little things who's also willing to fix them. I know hermits are already very busy with their bases and shops and don't necessarily have time to fix some things even if they want to, but it's so nice when they do! And it's cool how you managed to make it your thing his season! Also can you really not get nitwits from breedeing villagers in java? I get them regularly in bedrock (and then have to dispose of them elegantly). That's an interesting difference between versions

[@Waferwizard]

Pearl - "time to build a mascot for our shop!" the bird by the trash can - "AM I a joke to you?"

[@mrrabia1]

She didn’t build that

[@Waferwizard]

@@mrrabia1 it could still be used as a mascot

[@Khaosnoel]

​@@mrrabia1 yes she did

[@TycerKirk]

Didn’t Pearl figure out Hermitcraft had a problem as soon as Ren became king?

[@bartschaap6236]

When the side shop becomes bigger than the mega-base

[@JesseFuches]

Thank god, this is the only video I’ve seen where a hermit actually took down Rens head from their shop.

[@lupinelp9226]

It's time for her to either engage the Crown for assistance in collecting payment from Scar for services rendered, and have him tossed in the dungeon. Or enlist the help of other Hermits and go full Australian Mob Boss.

[@peter_kitsune]

Hope it is the second!

[@maanas_sehgal]

The idea of having Music disks for advertisement is Epic, you'll definitely recieve some orders of the smelly shulker monsters to be cleaned🤝

[@sobertillnoon]

I love how Tango's presents makes Keralis instantly suspicious

[@TheOwlchemist]

Every episode we stray closer to revolution...

[@Huntracony]

There's a wonderful little client-side mod called AntiGhost which lets you fix ghost blocks with one button press, very useful for playing on servers.

[@andrewbloom7694]

It's still so neat how well Pearl and Gem fit in so quickly. I mean they technically haven't really been on for a "full" season yet (Grian has uploaded around 50 videos across season 8 and 9, but he had 77 in S7 and over 100 in S6, just for a comparison)!

[@evilvitamin]

Pearl, if you’re having issues with the king, there are traditional solutions available. Just pointing that out on today, September 8, 2022.

[@indominusrex1652]

So wait for him to die from an unfortunate "accident" that may or may not involve traps

[@peter_kitsune]

"Traditional Solutions" - you mean TNT?

[@enochortiz9870]

I can't wait for Ren to be dethroned. For the record I love ren's videos just that this was the natural course.

[@Paulthored]

Replace all the King's Heads with Codfish Heads.

[@mystic-malevolence]

First Impulse with that Grumbot prompt, now Pearl with that thumbnail... soup group rebellion?

[@Grim712]

An unforeseen hitch in my suggestion to build a Nitwit Adoption Agency... I didn't realise on Java you can't get Nitwit's through breeding... I play on Bedrock and didn't expect such an odd difference lol

[@mysticalmaid]

You can get them through zombie curing though

[@buggedbrew]

tango and pearl interaction is something i didn't know i needed

[@DaBezzzz]

Grian: I am resisting resisting! Pearl: fine, I'll do it myself

[@msblondie]

i love that half of pearl's job as a cleaning lady is getting people to admit they have a problem

[@UseARockOrSomething]

Keralis is demonstrating the classic resistance to cleaning found in many messy messy cases

[@rjlsobhjphjgrbw_yay]

Hey Pearl! Love ur videos and the amount of work you put in them! Also I have some build ideas: - You should add a Warden, Enderman, Allay or Strider in your base! They look really alien-ish. Also, I think you should make an alien animal zoo or sanctuary bc that would be SO cool! - You should make a wrecking ball truck or a wrecking ball attached to the demolishing shop!

[@NickyKnickerson]

Pearl and Tango, the unlikely duo we didn't know we needed

[@PlayrR3D156]

"Power tends to corrupt. And absolute power corrupts absolutely" -Lord John Dalberg Acton

[@Kawaiitwo]

12:25 He was irreplaceable. But now you’ve found a replacement!

[@SKNokia]

she has the personalities of Scar, Ren, and Impulse combined

[@simic0racle157]

"beautiful little cleaning lady trash shop twinkly trash thing dude little garbage bag guy" is not at all to long for a mascot name

[@radioarchives8019]

Your reaction about safety protocols isn't unexpected. Safety is needed. What's that king thinking nowadays?

[@anishkulkarni5901]

I was browsing Jules Gaia on Spotify and was so stunned when Pearls music came on. Felt like when you see a teacher outside of school

[@pebbsgamingwithsisters3428]

"Are people making quests on this server??" Priority Quests: Grian: ...

[@urhartfabeler]

Scar needs a big board with "Days without Chest Monster" 0 for now. . .

[@leddik]

This is why I love Pearl’s videos. She gets along so well with others and ropes them along on whatever adventure she has planned, giving them content and us a fun video.

[@the1sinevent508]

31:55 the Dungeon Master "DM" is now the Marketing Director "MD" lol

[@FearedGaming]

Walking on the trash bag mascott "Look at that sound" lol I can't see a sound Pearl!! I tried to see it but i couldn't!!!

[@owlmage2744]

I'm loving the little trashy-mascot-boi! He's so widdle and cute!

[@alex141207]

Great episode! I loved the PearlyPop collab with Tango Top! The custom disc is perfect! You could start an advertisement shop. That would be very unique! :D

[@Ignis930]

Tango: He's worse than SCAR! Pearl: *Flashback to episode 15* Also Pearl: Yep!

[@therealshandapanda8924]

I love how Pearl is the OSHA manager of the server XDD preventing work related injuries one block at a time.

[@mymo_in_Bb]

Screw the monarchy! Establish the Hermitcraft Republic!

[@paintycup]

Pearl's ending music always fills me with so much joy, even though the episode is ending it feels like a lil hug at the end of a fun hangout with friends bahaha

[@MCducktanners]

I love your building style so much! You were able to make the little trash guy so cute and lovable!!

[@raikitsunagi]

I didn't even started yet, but HC has problems indeed. The king has gone bankrupt 🤔 Is it time to overthrow the government? :3

[@bluethundermonk]

You should hire Tango as Marketing Director and Head of Collections to help get payment from recalcitrant hermits.

[@Liketaknoww]

What a fun episode! Love the disc and the new cashier. Fascinated by what Ren's up to with the blocks and the signs and the heads and whatnot. And playin' around with Tango was such a good time! Also good to see Keralis again I love watching you two interact it's very fun

[@lovemahunny]

"Look at that sound" oh I love it thanks pearl for a laugh the rest of the episode is great as well. Good job!!

[@alyssagreen6898]

The mascot is so cute! And all that advertisement will definitely get you some more customers! It was so fun to watch you and Tango trying to convince Keralis to get the services of the cleaning lady. He definitely needs it!

[@jadyngarcia1122]

fill the space behind the district map with a color coordinated flower garden (as the cleaning lady everything must be clean including the flower garden) ADDITIONALLY ,, you should make lil trash man twinkle a bit more?

[@hotcocoandart]

Plot twist this time it's Pearl starting the rebellion