Hermitcraft III 299 Professional Minecrafters

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WARNING: Prepare your faces for palming! This episode we fight the end dragon. Who would of known we could fail so much.
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[@samchristensen3252]

It's like Mommy Xisuma is dragging around 6 small children while he tries to just get the freakin' grocery shopping done.

[@xisumavoid]

Dork Dad XD Felt a bit like that lol

[@Dyge]

***** Not directly, but he does lot of the leading and has OP on the server. :P

[@Dyge]

GennyB was the original "owner/creator".. Since he left I think that the owner is all the hermits and the somewhat leader is X! :D

[@johngiannaki7707]

TheToukoli Do all the hermits pay for the hosting?

[@jako3500]

John Giannaki they generikb created the server, generik left and i think xisuma runs it on his computer. so they dont pay for it

[@stormysamreen7062]

"I put some ender pearls in the Ender Chest" "Oh really? There aren't any in it" "Maybe they're in the other one" "Oh yeah, lemme check" I now see why this is Xisuma's favourite episode.

[@aoifehall1675]

Mujahid Syed reminds me of the time that my brother put a diamond in an ended chest to give it to me (we didn’t know you could throw things) and I couldn’t see it then I killed him for keeping the diamond to himself.

[@meowimg]

LOL

[@xuxu3703]

True lmao

[@rbck8826]

@@aoifehall1675 oh God...

[@pixelg5173]

Mumbo “GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Xbcrafted was slain by silverfish Mumbo “Oh.” Just incredible😭😭

[@njgdowsett]

Can't believe that even back in season 3 Mumbo Jumbo still wasn't turning up to meetings

[@RileyIsntDead]

Ouch

[@xxreactferret8369]

@sahara...😂

[@bgmonsterx1_fan345]

Yeah lol

[@fanimationsoldacc]

Neither can I XD

[@coulsonintahiti]

LOL

[@FalseSymmetry]

Totally wasn't me that dropped the water down or anything... oops! xD

[@kjhill117]

Xisuma and false power couple

[@mcsdaver]

I love your videos False.

[@iflykites789]

False your so used to doing that when you mine :p, and loved how you said Byee as you slowly descended xD

[@hunkypenguin5831]

Xisummetry

[@onlysodeadly9681]

lol. when you guys go to a stable version of 1.9, you should re-summon the Ender Dragon and fight it again with nothing but tnt

[@MrHatoi]

*Mumbo:* GOOD LUCK! *xBCrafted was slain by silverfish* *Mumbo:* Oh...

[@tinogeerts8336]

lol

[@emmacornbread8768]

OH!

[@bftwdsj]

How many professional minecrafters can you fit in a hole? Apparently too many....

[@xisumavoid]

+Dalton Baxter (Bftwdsj) XD

[@arnabbiswasalsodeep]

+Dalton Baxter (Bftwdsj) There are many questions like this in this episode..... How many professional minecrafters forget how many eye of enders are required? How many professional minecrafters can derp around? How many professional minecrafters can make us laugh and fell good about ourselves? And you know the answer already, thanks for pointing out this vid xisuma, i can play modded hardcore with peace now dying every 15mins (still cant beat both you and mumbo in death counts XD)

[@jobm2328]

+xisumavoid funniest...and derpiest dragon battle ever soo funny! haaahahhahahahaahhaahah!

[@Pero-zl4jp]

Dalton Baxter world questions finally answered

[@joshuaoehler5796]

One (Xisuma) plus a bunch of walking derps

[@CapsCtrl]

who else came here after xisuma said this was his best video ever

[@JoEfthi]

I wanted to come here after Episode 1000 and this just plops up in my recommended!

[@CapsCtrl]

@@JoEfthi same

[@darren6005]

@@JoEfthi ye it's happening to me too it is so weird

[@johnpauldieterich3432]

cleo's old skin scares me

[@axolotl7810]

@@JoEfthi same

[@seanwillmon]

So many derps...

[@aryanb4926]

That cuz Xisuma was there 😂

[@meowimg]

ikr

[@xisumavoid]

Episode 300 will be a 30+ minute special!

[@ruifernandes3524]

Nice :) Will you finally andmit that you are a computer and do a facecam of your circuits?

[@ApeReduction]

Awesome episode. Love the facepalm-y nature of the 'professional minecrafters' :P

[@TheAttacker99]

a whole 31 minutes!

[@avenger038]

hilarious !!! lmao !

[@joeyallen2692]

lol and yes, many facepalms!

[@kitykat13]

Minecraft 2015: it takes 10 professional minecrafters to kill the dragon. Minecraft 2021: one guy with a couple of beds can do it in a few minutes

[@i_Soar]

Xisuma: We have eight pearls total, so we're one short. Everyone: Oh yeah... Me: Confused laughter

[@jessicadurn276]

They're like a bunch of children! "I will turn this Nether Tunnel around RIGHt NOW unless you learn how to BEHAVE!"

[@beyondgeek2029]

"we're supposed to be professional minecrafters" the sounds of a broken man....... also .. Never let DerpMac carry the enderpearls .....

[@FlySmooth]

7:29 “You just dug a 40foot whole, you don’t got any building blocks” LMFAOOOOOOO

[@justinh1213]

who is saying that lol

[@codyfellinge2346]

@@justinh1213 zueljin

[@justinh1213]

@@codyfellinge2346 okay interesting. his voice has changed a lot over the years

[@cjucoder]

LOLOLOL All stuck in a hole: X "We're supposed to be professional Minecrafters!" ---- Hypno "Where's the wood? There's no wood": X "I try so hard". --- lol 3 eyes short, math fail. This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Hermitcraft rules! Besides that, I love community dragon fights. But....who has the egg?!

[@xisumavoid]

cjucoder I think biffa has it :-)

[@StoPress]

Put it at 0, 0 in the over world :)

[@bloodymirror5933]

Xisuma's voice in the hole

[@xisumavoid]

BloodyMirrorLP I was cracking up XD

[@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines]

The pros at work :P

[@darkionx]

Profesional minecraft

[@Marlin123]

BD

[@medved5450]

What Are You Doing Here?

[@duckeatbreadextras680]

What are we doing here 5 years later

[@medved5450]

@@duckeatbreadextras680 Idk

[@BRxRanger]

Thank you to the Kid at Minecon that suggested this Video, I've never laughed so much :o)

[@frozenpelt967]

Karl Taylor What was the kid at minecon video?

[@BRxRanger]

Frozen Pelt when the Hermits did the panel. One of the kids said this was his fav video. From the reaction of X you could tell it was going to be good.

[@thecommanderplays5651]

Dont we all agree.. i mean... his reaction is the best thing ive ever seen xD

[@cetazoo]

Your laughing and your embarrassed voice when you were all trapped in the hole together made me laugh so hard. This whole episode was so great.

[@fikripratama1709]

I summon you after 5 years

[@Lex-of6vt]

Caroline Page I summon you after 5 days

[@creeper1087]

@Caroline Page i summon you after 2 months

[@creeper1087]

@Caroline Page i summon you after 4 hours

[@AwesomeTreee]

@@creeper1087 I summon you after 11 hours

[@ericl9738]

Years later, this remains one of the best moments in Hermitcraft history... (also is anyone here after Cleo's episode 1 in season 7?)

[@SuperMike2507]

yup, just had to see it again.

[@agentgauntlet4092]

Only perspective better is the chaotic energy from False's

[@jadetuin9086]

Yep!!

[@kailey8397]

Yep, I'd never seen it before and I'm so glad this exists. Good ol' school teacher X leading his field trip of goofs lol

[@liamharkin9157]

Who else is here watching this after X mentioned it in his 99 questions vid?

[@thepaintingmiller]

Yeaaaaaaaaaa dude! 2019!

[@Modcrafts]

me

[@brandongulapa4714]

I remembered when i first watched this video on false's or hypno's pov. I was literally rofl.

[@mikescholten4008]

Yesss mate

[@TimTim-ek2be]

Me

[@roydm143]

Thanks to Xisuma for recommending this video on his last episode, I no longer feel such a noob xD

[@josgeerink9434]

i came here for rhe same reason

[@Ao-hx6nf]

same

[@octobsession3061]

You're about three years too early

[@pineapple8375]

@@octobsession3061 correction: five

[@SunnyBear]

07:42 "I got wood! - That's gross Spumwack." Classic.

[@albertsaurusx4316]

Then Sl1p makes a wood joke 3 minutes later.

[@Chezrlz009]

Ewww I am inside sl1p!!! Lol

[@KingDaddyDmac]

Best dragon fight ever! So pro :p

[@ashgilford7756]

I know right you remembered all of the ender pearls and none of you died XD

[@EJMonkey]

Ash Gilford Not to mention the great cleverness involved with all of them nearly drowning in a hole together! XD ...Definitely oe of the funniest episodes in a long time. I enjoyed greatly... XD

[@hunterthemadman]

KingDaddyDMAC hey you guys don't set the skill level high maybe I can join since I actually know what im doing?

[@gallick4223]

Such pro, much wow

[@hunterthemadman]

Teh King Penguin such doge's such pro's not really they all suck

[@nielsruitenbeek7720]

How you said "I feel embarrassed!" was just perfect XD

[@koala8777]

The most classic Hermitcraft episode in existence. So much nostalgia. Anyone here in 2018 good on ya. ;)

[@NightcoreUniverse123]

I come here once in a while, almost didn't even recognize half of the hermits, haha. I miss them on the newer seasons. So much nostalgia indeed

[@gabesouth4854]

2018 yes I am

[@zandbergx9747]

Who are all these weird *other* hermits. False was the only one i recognised. Convex anyone?

[@zandbergx9747]

MrMumbo......

[@danielclark4324]

Just been directed here by the recap as best hermitcraft episode ever

[@movedaccs1779]

who's here after episode 999 of hermitcraft? it's kind of crazy seeing how far hermitcraft has come

[@StarBattle08]

it just got recommended to me lul

[@samul88888888]

I was looking for this comment, YT algorithm knows wassup :)

[@rhiannon_legacy2108]

Me!

[@jelliman9238]

Me :) It’s so fun to see x in his early days, he’s really come a long way

[@Tharmin.124]

@@StarBattle08 I watched the video then this got recommended lol

[@CyrosIgnika]

What is Hermitcraft? A group of professional Minecrafters. What was this battle? The polar opposite. X'D This was easily the _BEST_ episode of Hermitcraft I've seen since Cleo's reaction to the 'fish spurting from the ground' prank you did at the end of the last season! It was amazeballs!!!

[@CyrosIgnika]

Eetu Asikainen As was I. :-P

[@zeddmercy9257]

Cyros Ignika so*

[@HamStar_]

MR Sheep No, he meant as, like in "I was as well."

[@CyrosIgnika]

MR Sheep​ using an 'as' is a more..."artistic" form of rhetoric.

[@sebastianjost]

It was still a group of Minecrafters

[@Shonnie6]

"That's why he's not here, he doesn't want to die!" Exactly what I was thinking also X :P Sneaky Mumbo xD

[@heathroush5343]

When this popped up in my recommended, I couldn't help but watch again.

[@xisumavoid]

haha! Its a classic :-)

[@marcountold]

I have this saved in a playlist so I can watch it repeatedly. The only thing that would have made this better is Joe Hills.

[@frozenpelt967]

Still revisiting this vdo all the time XD

[@DapperDan9794]

The derpy collabs are the best. :D Reminds us that you're human. Hands down the most fun enderdragon fight ever! :D ♡all the Hermitcrafters, especially you, X! Keep up the great vids!

[@xisumavoid]

Daniel Shirley

[@JoeTaylorLD]

"This is the worst thing we've ever done!" Just. Crying. With. Laughter.

[@lowegiemendez498]

Who else is watching this from X's 99 Question in its 999th episode? Such a milestone!

[@corn5831]

Mhm

[@mohammadazad8350]

definitely not me :)

[@theburgerbox9576]

Me!

[@evergreengamer5767]

enough ppl watched it since last video to make it show up in my feed

[@Kevin-um1ly]

@@evergreengamer5767 samee

[@Cheesynachoz]

I love how mumbo is just like "hi!"

[@BivloBubbings]

'Professional minecrafters' *falls in hole* Suuuuure XD

[@xisumavoid]

Mo PlaysMinecraft Thats the joke ;-)

[@thewalrusmaster5765]

+Mo PlaysMinecraft *accidentally throws enderpearls*

[@KanaalMTS]

+THEWALRUSMASTER *accidentally comments 7 month later...*

[@thewalrusmaster5765]

xD

[@fanimationsoldacc]

@@jucabnubster *accidentally replies 2 years later...*

[@hdunkel]

I was like "do they know they are short?" the whole time :D

[@xisumavoid]

NoJu haha :-)

[@zaguldo]

This is probably in my recommended because of episode 999 and 1000.

[@mistcaller]

X said this is his favorite episode in ep. 999. Who else is here because of that?

[@MrNiMo]

hello! lol

[@theschmi5021]

He did say it was mandatory, and I am new...

[@fabianniestegge4105]

Me

[@konokiomomuro7632]

After x said it, this video was recommended THRICE this week. I submitted myself here and I am not regretting it one bit lol

[@acryllic2247]

me

[@zaramaten3490]

Who else came here after X’s 99 question episode where he said this was his favourite event?!

[@bezerk1206]

🤚😅

[@anshvyas1185]

Hahaa

[@thepaintingmiller]

Saame

[@bellysurfer7191]

Ayyyy

[@notabot3717]

Maybe...

[@flubah9889]

"How many Hermits does it take to kill an Ender Dragon?"

[@GlennSkywalker2305]

If they are clone it would be 200

[@sunitaadhikari6081]

I know I'm replying to a 5 year old comment but YES.

[@octobsession3061]

@@GlennSkywalker2305 doc only

[@DiiKoj]

Xisuma answers the question about which Hermitcraft episode is his favorite (in ep 999), and the day after - that very video is recommended. Sometimes the KZbin algorithm is just beautiful. Time to laugh again!

[@marazu043]

When this gets into your reccomended after X asks you to watch it

[@GamingRabbit17]

Didn't even look for it, but it still popped up in my recommended after watching episode 999

[@moose5660]

same lmao

[@riceclanjamie]

I haven't laughed so hard at a Minecraft video in a while. Awesome vid!

[@xisumavoid]

Jamie Rice :-)

[@okeytay4]

I've never heard xisuma laugh that hysterically lol that was awesome!!

[@moonman5819]

Oh wow... the algorithm is a wonderful thing isn’t it... For context, I recently watched X’s 999th episode, and in it he said this was his favourite episode, so many of the people who watched that episode came back to watch this one, and so because lots of people who saw Ep. 999 also watched this one, it got recommended. Hope that makes sense

[@misterk7_-]

I'm here because in Xisuma's 999th Hermitcraft episode he mentioned that this was his favourite one.

[@jacobgoodrich7490]

The way there sounded like a family road trip "oh no went the wrong way" "stop hitting me"

[@tommuller6373]

Xisuma: mentionied this in the Q&A The video: everyone watches it now so its in everyones recommended

[@taijimana]

Mumbo's messages about how he can't be too noisy and needs his own place. Look at him now. XD

[@jacquescoetzee6042]

Best. Episode. EVER!!! THIS IS WHY COLABS ARE THE BEST. I have watched you dig that hole probably like 10 times now! I can't stop laughing at the professional minecrafters! How I wished that there wuold be a mini UHC in that hole where you all just punch each other last man standing gets out! :) Honestly best minecraft episode I have ever watched. I have watched all the hermits videos :P

[@xisumavoid]

Jacques Coetzee :-)

[@flamelc-gaming325]

I am from 2020 in quarantine this is the best hermit episode ever

[@rhiannon_legacy2108]

The old textures are slapping me in the face, but I can't wait to see why X loves this episode so much

[@HadronWolf]

This got brought up in my recommended after watching episode 999, it's so nice to look back but pretty bittersweet to see all the hermits that don't play anymore, sl1pg8r was my favourite hermit for a long time and then he just stopped playing suddenly, it was a huge shame. It's crazy how long ago this was and that we're all still watching after so many years.

[@powerv8674]

same here

[@stormysamreen7062]

*"Professional Minecrafters"* Everyone: "hahahaha" *"Professional dirt crafters"* Everyone:

[@Dread_2137]

Interesting, just few hours ago Xisuma was talking that episode 299 was his favorite. And look now, for some reason, this episode was right now in my recommendations.

[@saaros]

very much due for all of those than looked it up, my experience was the same as yours haha :]

[@grahamtheturtle6126]

Same

[@SunnyBear]

Sometimes I come back to this episode and feel happy that I was alive at this very moment in history when all the professional minecrafters got stuck in a hole together.

[@AquaLordTyphon]

4 * 3 = 9 Yeah, good maths! ;P

[@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale]

Look, we all know we're here from episode 1000.

[@Wolfboy607]

That freaking thumbnail made me laugh so hard.

[@TheTobyrobot]

haha facepalm.. ;)

[@alex.kalaitzidis]

Thank you people from episode 999 for coming here and made this come to my recommended section :D

[@jacksimmo3109]

I’m ashamed I don’t remember this episode, Future Xisuma from episode 999 sent me back here!

[@VoidOperator]

Once in a while I really like the KZbin algorithms. Just watched 999 where you mention this is your favorite video ever and a few hours later, here is 299 in my recommended feed

[@grahamtheturtle6126]

Bro the same thing happened to me

[@jadellowMC]

"we're supposed to be professional minecrafters" 😭 help this is the funniest hermitcraft episode ever JAJHSHS

[@efrenarevalo2025]

Xisuma mentioned this is his favourite, let's see why...

[@kingofspades5098]

Jesus this episode exploded at the beginning and somehow managed to keep that momentum the whole TIME. Crazy how different this is compared to S7. I love a good ol off the hip chaotic episode!

[@Big_Computer]

i did as instructed

[@vincentlorbes1147]

After watching ep 999, KZbin recommended me this

[@AskunChanel]

6 years later, this is recommended again.

[@caderade1742]

I love how this was in my recommendeds after watching episode 999 Congrats on the huge milestone X!

[@jvynk]

Rewatching after Episode 1000

[@beanenthusiast420]

Absolutely

[@GTLx16]

Checking in after episode 1000, actually got reccomended

[@diegodesouza5382]

Yeah to me too

[@missleah804]

You got embarrassed....you laughed.... Xisuma must be human!!!!!!

[@Galactic_Discoveries]

I got this episodes recommendation after his 1000th episode...

[@Rymic]

I watched episode 1000th then went to my homepage and this was here, its like episode 1000th is influential.

[@briarpelt2333]

"This was an incredibly bad idea!" He says, sounding totally amazed.

[@cubehamster]

So much derping. XD

[@Space_Muffin45]

Im gonna remind you your childhood

[@petermidnight4834]

Who’s here six years later because of the 1,000 episode

[@nearlypeanuts4726]

"Is it two nointy noiiiiiiiine?" Minecon kid, 2k16

[@IanChristopher]

I came from that too

[@BuIIetBiII]

fair play to him. This video is amazing

[@SureFireTanis]

Hey, that kid knew what he was talking about

[@Chezrlz009]

Anyone got recomended the minecon vid in 2020 lol?

[@stormysamreen7062]

No one: Literally no one: **xBCrafted was slain by sliverfish**

[@neyte7313]

Mumbo's reactions were SO hillarious!

[@GlennSkywalker2305]

Well years later he said that in demise

[@ApocalypticAnarchy01]

*watches xisuma’s vid that refers to this being his fav moment* :))))))

[@Jonttuf17]

This got recommended to me after the 999 Q&A :D

[@anand_bhasme]

Yeah I know why this is X's favourite episode 🤣🤣

[@adeebakhtar5016]

Who's here after X said you should watch ep 299??😆I sure am!

[@turkukoulu5381]

Me

[@PolluxaC]

Me (2)

[@TheCocaineSamurai]

Still the best episode of Hermitcraft ever.

[@jetlag1488]

A classic. Man. Has it really been 4 years. Wow.

[@KRO-222]

Here from X’s 1,000th episode, this was as hilarious as promised. 🤣

[@AhLeBatard]

Jep 😂

[@sorrowandsufferin924]

So this is the professional Minecrafters moment Cleo referred to in S7E1... :D It was hilarious.

[@mrep1cm4n57]

I have gathered some jokes to share. Here we go.... Did you here about the astronaut who stepped in chewing gum? He's stuck in orbit. Two fish are in a tank. The first fish says,"how do you drive this thing?" What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's a company, three's a cloud. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? The chicken joke wasn't invented yet. What did the caveman CEO say to his employees when he needed new ideas? Someone invent the box so we can think outside of it. What happened to the wooden car, with the wooden engine and the wooden wheels? It wooden go! Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one. Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store? It was quite the oar deal. Well there you have it. I hope I brightened someone's day.

[@cjucoder]

MrEp1cM4n XD I did enjoy that. Thank you! :)

[@mrep1cm4n57]

cjucoder lol

[@xTammsysx]

*sighs and slowclaps* brilliant

[@cooperhinkle5280]

Watching after xisuma talked about it in episode 999 :))))

[@TheDrackhenslager]

This was hilarious! I laughed so hard when you got trapped in the hole! Professional minecrafters in their best performance lol! I missed poor Mumbo here though, such a pity he couldn't join the fight...

[@martinlnaas1239]

Well, who is here after watching epiode 999? :)

[@hlf3836]

Blame Question 40 of your episode 999! This was a really nice episode indeed!

[@ozzni1]

I see this is now getting recommended after episode 1000 revealed this is the best one

[@mahall1988]

X this was an Amazing episode. im glad u mentioned it in your 99 questions episode. i remember this like it was just last week. but i miss some of the old crowd (dmac, spum and slip). i think they would play well with the newbies of hermitcraft

[@RedIceberg]

Cue one of those "WhO eLsE iS hErE aFtEr OnE tHoUsAnD ePiSoDeS" questions

[@kyandenton]

It’ll probably be more like « wHo’S bEeN a FaN oF xIsUmA sInCe BeFoRe A tHoUsAnD ePiSoDes » ?

[@infinitemovers6344]

I love xisuma mentioned episode 299 on his episode 999 as being the best episode and now it's on my recommendation

[@assbecow4860]

Poor Mumbo, he can't talk loudly, because his parents are going to bed

[@skelten454]

Coming from episode 999! This is so good!

[@TMC3Official]

The algorithm has brought us all together, sick