Hermitcraft Season 10 - EP05 - Target Acquired...

Iskall, Ren and myself come up with a brilliant plan to kill one of the last surviving players on Hermitcraft...
Iskall's perspective: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYrRg6WersqnsM0
Ren's perspective: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKSXqGSdr7-YY5Y
No contest or beefy tunes today! I had to rush to get this out to you all in a reasonable amount of time.
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[@marieleelee]

I feel like Beef is a pretty chill dude with a little bit of an edge but having Iskall as a neighbor has completely made him unhinged like he never has been before lol I'm having so much fun watching these videos.

[@diamondfinder8933]

Nah, he was like this in Season 7 during the Neighbor war

[@user-xm1od9nb1m]

”I’m just gonna take it easy and and be a farmer this season”

[@miniciominiciominicio]

Nope nope nope lmao People just don't know the real Beef. THIS is the real Beef. I can't believe people thought Beef was full of sunshine and lollipops and rainbows. The heck? He was forged in Mindcrack, developed in Team Canada, and is part of the nHo! And thank goodness Iskall decided to risk it because "why do we need powered rails"? oh lordy lordy xD I love Beef I love Ren, this video would not have been possible without them but without Iskall this would be another failed joel trap. Sorry Joel

[@drunkenhobo8020]

@@miniciominiciominicio Or the F1 series with Kurt, if you ever want to see a truly unhinged Beef. Damn you Grosjean!

[@brauliogonzalez01]

​@@miniciominiciominiciodon't forget he honed his skills in UHC after winning the first one with MindCrack by default 😂

[@Leblribrbrrq]

The lie about it being a pufferfish trap was the real trap.

[@Aenyn]

Frickin genius!

[@Taolan8472]

Ren definitely saved the trap with that one.

[@misterscottintheway]

It really was the moment. Ren deserves more credit for calling that audible

[@myndfields8539]

How to catch a Bdubs: Make him feel like the most competent person in the room.

[@SillySyrup]

"If I was gonna break it, I-" Famous Last Words

[@emublue]

of all the ways for bdubs to go out 😂 he was so vigilant and paranoid... he blew himself up I can't

[@edwardscott3262]

His own hubris killed him and it was absolutely hilarious.

[@Missmori]

this gave a whole new meaning to Weponized Incompetance. LOL or weponizing Rendog's known Incompetence. :D

[@thegameplayer125]

at least both bdubs and xb got the runner up prize of being nuked.

[@whatwhatwhatttttt]

bdubs and scar went out in the most bdubs and scar way possible 😭💀

[@SyrKonrat]

Ya'know the crazy part. Beef got wrapped up in this because False and Ren decided to make 'Beef' the codeword for bodyguard services and beef came to False's base confused. Then this adventure began

[@michaelgage652]

At the end of s9 beef made a comment about how a goal for s10 would be interact socially more. We have been robbed of 9 seasons of comedic gold by beef being separated from the rest of the hermits. He is incredibly funny, witty, and quick witted.

[@BenderRodriguz]

His other seasons before 9 he was out and about on the server.

[@Wampert]

TBH hermitcraft is better when they are not hermits xd ironically

[@doornumb]

I think Ren saying it was a pufferfish trap really sold it

[@fandhusatya]

His incompetence sold it I can't 😂

[@dobeedeux]

I don't know what was funnier, the stake-out bickering, BDubs getting cocky and blowing himself up, or Beef and Iskall's uncontrollable laughter just after. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

[@whatwhatwhatttttt]

the way bdubs shot up in the air was hilarious too

[@kerra7386]

I laughed so so hard!!!

[@rfresa]

The pigs nose wiggling at 21:24

[@catsandcrafts171]

@@rfresa Oh god, I hadn't seen that, hilarious!

[@TiniMini92]

Agree so much hahahahahaha, I LOVE IT!!!

[@Glaedr11]

That Etho's portal joke was gold haha

[@imoutodaisuki]

I didn't get it…

[@Glaedr11]

@@imoutodaisuki it's a running joke about how making nether portals with the corners missing annoys Etho, so if they needed obsidian they had 4 blocks surely located at the corners of Ethos portal for the taking haha

[@imoutodaisuki]

​@@Glaedr11oohh… thanks!

[@sader273]

Yeah I also thought it was one of the highlights of the video for sure 😂

[@LiesethePrincess]

Haven't heard Beef laugh like that 32:40 It was too funnyy I got surprised Bdubs just clicked it like that. Imagine dying after knowing it was trapped. Like a scar demise

[@Ms.L.]

You should watch the many years of "Team Canada"

[@equestrianrosie]

@@Ms.L. speaking of! wonder if they discontinued the most recent series they were doing. I was loving it!

[@biioshark]

most hilarious part of this video was actually the way ren, beef, and iskall absolutely tore into bdubs for 60 full minutes about the insane way he plays the game LMFAO

[@lruddy8820]

i like how iskall didnt wanna do it but also didnt want to let you do it wrong

[@grondhero]

🤣 "I don't want to partake in this, but you two are so incompetent, you'll do it wrong." - Iskall, essentially.

[@DeepWaterMite30]

TCG is cool, but man I'm so glad for a return to just playing minecraft and hanging out with other hermits. This episode was just so fun

[@Mkharis257]

Ren's incompetence at trap actually make it work for the finale what a story haha

[@Nanoqtran]

Did ren build the trap? Nope. Did he trigger the trap? Nope. But he played the most important role! He was the misdirection.

[@Anticaat]

@@NanoqtranYou love to see it,

[@philw8049]

Bdubbs is never gonna be able to live that one down, took himself out explaining how he would have done it 😂😂

[@Leblribrbrrq]

Reminds me of the guy who fell out of a window (and died) while trying to demonstrate how safe his windows are.

[@grondhero]

@@Leblribrbrrq What's funny with that one is that the windows generally _are_ safe, but he'd been doing that demonstration so many times that he weakened it over time.

[@quilavabucket]

something about the way bdubs is walking when he comes back just looks so much like 'angry walking fast' vibes and im cackling. fantastic job yall

[@Aenyn]

“Hmph. hmphhh.” - BDubs, 2024

[@Ry9022]

During the B-dubs hill shaving segment: And here we see the three hunters, watching as their prey goes through his daily activities. It is a long wait, as the hermit's particular style confuses them.

[@remcrimson2750]

I can just hear Pearlescentmoon's voice from this

[@Kneoria]

I love your utter bemusement and perplexity that ren is actively streaming during all of this because the sheer disbelief in your voice just gets me every time

[@brujosol]

I love the way you check your inventory when you say, "the pick is just gone." Like he can see you checking your pockets

[@ShadyChuck]

This entire operation is now up there amongst one of the best moments in hermitcraft history

[@kmmk8326]

Bdubs: "let me show you how smart I am." World: "boom."

[@CarebearKingdom817]

Put some podzol under the wagon. It’ll look like the wagon went over dirt and the yellow will make it look like hay spilled over

[@miniciominiciominicio]

16:23 igc i am dead now. finally WELL DONE YOEL. welcome to the calm team feels good, i can tell my mum i'm not a failure proud of you I swear, this whole episode keeps on giving.

[@Scarybug]

32:00 This is like in Baldur's Gate 3 where you can talk some of the enemies into killing themselves if you roll high enough on your charisma check.

[@catsandcrafts171]

In S9 I really missed Iskall's uncontrollable giggling, like with Mumbo and the floaty pool toys noises, and I missed Beef's amazing quick wit and hilarious sense of humour. TCG was an incredible feat, and created something that is a lasting gift to the HC community (and beyond), but it did cost the closeness of idiot friends doing stupid stuff, and I'm so grateful for S10 shinanigans! Love you all, you're so funny.

[@tetsujin_144]

35:29 - Aw that would've been a perfect time for BDubs to show up in his blowed up skin

[@sylpharion6929]

in this POV, seeing Ren fail so miserably in triggering the trap makes you wanna backseat so bad

[@sylpharion6929]

If we divide the contribution to the trap it should go like this; 33% - Iskall for setting the trap 33% - Beef for baiting Bdubs to trigger the trap 33% - Bdubs for triggering the trap 1% - Ren for being Ren

[@CheaterSama]

Walking into Hypnos trap was clearly karma XD

[@jsw973]

First recorded case of preemptive karma in the hermitcraft server

[@Kaeresh]

My jaw and cheeks hurt... This entire season is an _adventure_

[@sporktoe]

I'm loving this season so much I haven't heard beef laugh like that in such a long time, it feels like he's really having a lot more fun lately

[@jettspitzer2995]

This brings back memories of the prank wars on the Mindcrack server!

[@slickgvf]

Remember that time beef was building a castle and someone put a pair of legs on the castle, because beef couldn't go to minecon because his legs weren't working or something.

[@mindylacroix4966]

I loved the mushroom sky prank, way back in the day!

[@slickgvf]

@@mindylacroix4966 you can't forget about how cheaty Nebris was

[@Aenyn]

35:43 Iskall laughing as he walks with Dubs to the crater and Beef laughing through an apology was so good! 😂

[@BluePhoenixAlex]

That was the cleanest kill i have seen in years What an amazing moment

[@ratonbox]

Beef doesn't have a bad bone in his body. Of course not, he's Prime Beef, not some t-bone steak.

[@enkays_den]

I CANNOT believe that after all his paranoia, he hoisted himself by his own petard. I let out some truly unholy noises rewatching the moment. The frustration (in minecraft) i felt at ren botching his initial attempt being COMPLETELY swept away by the most insane twist of all time.

[@nads274]

The way Rens body was yeeted had me cry laughing 😂😂

[@imogens7281]

I laughed so loudly and suddenly that I scared the life out of the poor cat that was snoozing contentedly on my lap, and had to pause the video in order to apologise to him. Top tier affecting entertainment xD

[@grondhero]

Imagine talking to someone during a steak out and they accidentally throw a steak at you. 😆

[@pomodoko]

I feel like despite your rivalry at the moment, you and Iskall make for such a great duo when it comes to shenaniganery. Cheers to the amazing kill! My face hurts from laughing!

[@VeviserB]

Hilarious! It took me until I watched Iskall's perspective to realize you were, during the stake-out, throwing out steak. I saw you doing this in your perspective but man. Bravo.

[@grondhero]

Imagine talking to someone and they just start tossing a steak randomly. 🤣

[@FharishAhmedPortfolio]

Big Salmon is watching

[@KathyClysm]

omg I cannot believe you got got by hypno's trap, literally can't write stuff like that hahahahaha perfection 10/10

[@AtticHaunt321]

The little throwaway IKEA joke! Perfection!

[@jordylopez4525]

This is why beefikins is my favorite hermit

[@mjsz409]

This is probably my favourite Hermitcraft episode ever. Crying with laughter! Thank you for making my day (and I am sure a lot of the viewers agree)!

[@edtuckerartist]

I watched Ren's video first then Beefs and second viewpoint was just as funny, still crying with laughter.

[@magnum2.414]

I love how iskall is still protecting bdubs HAHAHAHAH

[@thegameplayer125]

you know beef, it was so kind of you, ren and iskall to give bdubs the runner up prize of being nuked especially since grian and joel did the same thing for xb but on a far more extreme scale

[@thewritingsquid]

I have been laughing so hard through this entire thing. The endless layers of this, and the way it all ended. I'm so glad Iskall was around for it, because his non-stop giggling makes it 10x better

[@cowboysmall]

More comedy gold from Beef and Iskall. I cried laughing while watching this video.

[@qocket]

After a season of isolation, I am loving the dynamics you are having with the hermits this season Beef.

[@Morningblossom]

The way Bdubs fleeeew omg

[@SillySyrup]

35:26 "A Stake-Out." *eats steak*

[@paxtonb.8437]

That was the funniest thing ever especially since iskall couldn’t stop laughing for even a second 😂

[@skullisbones]

that bdubs trap was beautiful. the way he completely guessed the idea behind it and you were like: "that seems like a pretty smart plan"

[@jointjunkieslangards]

Oh god, this episode was gold! Just 40 mins of the 3 musketeers (or stooges) bickering while staring at BDubs working, but it's absolutely hilarious. Love 20:38

[@giuammaturo]

"Ren dignity dog" VintageBeef 2024

[@Meeia1419]

This is hands down one of my top favorite episodes of hermitcraft. I haven’t laughed like this since Mindcrack days.

[@LeenaHou]

These three are just too funny lmao :D I'm so glad iskall gonna be beef's roommate cause honestly we need more of this shenanigan!! Still dying of laughter from the banter between three of them, goodness me they even tested it beforehand ahahahahha

[@smoreoscookie4335]

This was the funniest trap yet! Even better that it worked! You three together was hilarious LMAO

[@grondhero]

*Beef:* What about here? Right here. It's perfect. __ *Hypno:* My thoughts exactly. *Bdubs:* If I was gonna break it, I'd _ *Me:* Yep, that's how you'd do it.

[@TimLavelle]

I LOVE Beef's semse of humor! He TOTALLY COMMITS to his bits snd Iskal id a perfect partner for his sense of humor. These guys bring out the best in each other snd i cannt wsit to see whst else they get up to. (I REALLY love Ren and Bdubs too. Bdub's response here was so amazing. He is seriously such a grest sport!!!)

[@fiskfisk33]

Now that was some A grade social engineering

[@pendelluft]

6:36 lmao Iskall I love it. Poor Etho. If only he didn't care about portals so much (just like if Iskall didn't care about diorite so much)... well, then he wouldn't be Etho. The most fun you've had in Minecraft in maybe "ever" in such a great intro to a video! That's so cool, Beef! You love to hear intros like that from the CCs you watch. I can't wait to see this whole thing from your perspective and then again from Ren's... and then again from Bdubs' xD This episode will be rewatchable for years to come. :D

[@tehNashty]

Bdubs last words, "if I was going to break it I'd break"BOOOOOOOOOM I haven't laughed this hard in years1 When did you think, "We should have put 4 observers under the dirt NEXT to the crafting bench"???

[@fhtraveler]

A reinforced firing pin. *Absolutely undeniably diabolical!*

[@connor_mckinley]

That was the funniest way that the trap could have worked 😂

[@extracheddar]

Beef, this season has been great. It’s been so great seeing your dynamic and fun times with everyone

[@kevjay73]

Omg I'm crying here with the half a sentence and BOOM 😂😂😂

[@creedflow]

This bonus episode was hilarious!!! All of the banter and the way the trap got detonated it was hilarious!!! Loved last season with the TCG but Beef being way more social has been something I didn't know I was missing

[@bubens]

This goes into the list of my favorite hermitcraft episodes ever!

[@deborahsheets2604]

Ren dignity dog was SO GOOD! 😂

[@nomadhakunamatata5793]

you got me monologuing

[@MangoMars-gf8xm]

Beef i've never expected that you were the mastermind of that murder.. i wish i could see more of that alter ego Evil Beef in this season. you've been so active this season i love it

[@rib_rob_personal]

This and the last episode were so good. You Iskall and Ren make such a good trio. Season 10 is the best season in a while.

[@TheColorCraftMC]

Almost missed your line responding to Bdubs outlining your very plan to you where you begin to say, “Sounds like a genius plan.” But just caught it watching another perspective and made me chuckle. Well done.

[@justdragogames]

you 3 just peeking over the hill was so funny, and then having Bdoub activate it himself

[@Aarthek]

oh man laughing so hard I've got tears coming down my face.

[@taylorferguson-wade545]

The commentating of Bdubs activities was the greatest

[@TheSquishySnail]

I'm so glad Rendog got you and Iskall to help him. Poor Rendog's not cut out to be a villain. The hour long stakeout was so funny. I remember thinking as I watched demise play out that if I had to trap someone, it would blow up in a circle...exactly like yours. I am SO happy to see that you had the same idea and I got to see how it actually would have played out!

[@gabrielleboyer1036]

That was the BEST! I can't stop laughing 😅

[@laurendeau91]

Ren is going full Zuko for his dignity

[@SlipperyNutella]

I was giggling like a little girl when bdubs died lmao. This video has to be the best hermitcraft video ive ever watched hands down and I've watched quite a few. This video was like a beautifully written story, this video is art you are underrated beef I haven't been this giddy in ages please never stop making videos.

[@commandersanta145]

Beef, this video is easily one of the best Hermitcraft videos I've seen! Poor Bdubs, but the CONTENT! OMG so good!

[@riacte5938]

Beef is truly the mastermind behind the scheme, having suggested the trap and suggested for Ren to blow it up

[@coptotermes]

This is one of those moments on HC. An absolutely hilarious classic!

[@Djchoruskid]

You couldve done a reverse to the crafting table, place it knowing he would be suspicious it was a trap, but put observers around it under the dirt, so if he dug away the dirt to check under the crafting table, he would instantly trigger it

[@kierianiis]

I love the continuous verification that you were exactly right about the best place for the trap 😂

[@voltmatrix1250]

IskallMAN villain arc

[@rfresa]

Favorite moment of the episode: the pig's nose wiggling next to Bdubs at 21:24 as you zoom in on him

[@thegamesforreal1673]

Rendog's incompetence arc coming full circle. Bdubs was so convinced that Rendog's trap would be terrible!

[@tigerlily6968]

A scarecrow would look amazing in the wheat field

[@kaimaverickhunter]

That trap was so goddang funny when it triggered oml

[@tenfauten]

Mr. Beef dying accidentally on the trap that was set for Bdob was funniest thing I've ever seen in minecraft video ever xD

[@davegraham2169]

Observing the Wild BDubs in his natural habitat...."Why is he playing Minecraft like this?" killed me 🤣

[@tanagerbirds]

"my competence has come full circle" the eternal story of rendog

[@RBoots]

I came here after watching Bdubs' video, because I wanted to see Beef's perpective of Bdubs blowing himself up. Finding out that Beef, Iskall and Ren made this whole elaborate plan that kind of failed but ended up working in the end was a wild realization.

[@noterix1164]

I am shocked at the incredibly scuffed way that kill played out. I was absolutely rolling with laughter for this whole video but the way Bdubs triggered the trap after all that.... I was HOWLING I was near TEARS I couldn't BREATHE. that was absolutely golden. fantastic job to you three for that !!

[@catherineliu06]

Beeef, I'm so glad to see this much of your personality this season. I literally say to myself with every POV I watch "omg Beef is so funny"

[@Moetastic]

My voice is now hoarse from all the laughing 😂

[@jasond7978]

I've never belly laughed from a trap I was not apart of. That was great haha.