Hermits Bullying Bdubs About His Height For 13 Minutes Straight!

‎@bdoubleo
‎@GoodTimesWithScar
‎@EthosLab
Bdubs is just a little guy and is definitely 5'10!
(If you need a specific link, just ask!)

[@theraven2663]

Bdubs just exudes short gremlin energy, it makes it feel like he's shorter than average.

[@whatwhatwhatttttt]

he's just a silly little skrunkly

[@SunshinePIRRATA]

It makes you think that he is like 4'4"

[@silverwinterwolf2064]

Who BDubs?? Don't you mean Grian? He is THE Gremlin of Hermitcraft.

[@SunshinePIRRATA]

@@silverwinterwolf2064 isn't there like 3 gremlins?

[@whatwhatwhatttttt]

@@silverwinterwolf2064 it's bdubs actually

[@savanna6908]

"Hermits bully Bdubs" aka Scar short shames Bdubs for 13 minutes straight!

[@LugborG]

Well, yeah. What’s Bdubs gonna do? Bite Scar’s ankles?

[@johnwest6690]

@@LugborG All scar has to do is lift up his legs and BDubs can't even get his ankles.

[@tripsy7034]

@@johnwest6690wow.

[@friendlyneighbourhoodash]

+ a special feature of Scar promising Bdubs they can do drugs later

[@matthewwhiting255]

Bdubs getting made fun of for being short by a guy in a wheelchair is always hilarious

[@BlueFireClips]

Well Scar is 6'1 standing up, so he still is way taller than Bdubs when Bdubs sits down lol

[@eucalyptusfox7553]

@@BlueFireClipsgiggling bc when scar was like “im technically 6”1 standing up but im only like 4”3 in the wheelchair” and Bdubs (who plays fair) replied like “nah ur taller than me, that counts”

[@benjaminsorenson]

How is that "always hilarious"? Being in a wheelchair does NOT negate a person's height. It's still documented in the medical world until you stop growing and is also put on your non-driver's ID or license because it's still relevant information.

[@Mangoboi699]

@@benjaminsorensonnot when joe swanson is in a wheel chair tho. hes about a mailbox

[@cityfey]

⁠@@benjaminsorensoni mean like. obviously it doesnt actually negate a persons height but it does mean they're usually functionally shorter than average a significant amount of the time

[@ulischmidt03]

It's funny hearing him say that 5'10" is average, because it's technically taller than average (5'9"), but it's his insecurity that makes him sound short

[@aiddre8846]

Average height differs from place to place, for guys it's mostly between 5'9 and 5'10

[@michaellyndon6982]

Well actually, he's Lithuanian I think, and they are fairly tall, so he is below average there.

[@compilationmatrix1967]

guess u need to be tall to be a hermit

[@jamess.7811]

5'8" is male US average

[@andrewbloom7694]

​@@aiddre8846 Its actually gotten to 6' even in scandanavia

[@Naruto200Man]

I honestly feel like the whole bully bdubs about his height has become more of an inside joke at this point. Like, it started as teasing, then it became spiteful ribbing, and bdubs eventually went 'fuck it we ballin' and rolled with the gag at some point. He knows the viewers and other hermits love it so he indulges them every now and then. (sometimes quite comically) I feel the same way about Grian and Buttons, like I could easily imagine it started as a one off gag, then Grian 'clicked' (unintentional pun) something in his brain and he got addicted/ fixated on them. You could say he became quite ImpulseSV about it.

[@loganroman5306]

I’ve heard Bdubs is the person who started it and his reactions are so over-the-top on purpose.

[@jogiff]

@@loganroman5306that’s sort of Bdubs’ thing. He’s definitely way, *way* smarter than he pretends to be.

[@nikk-named]

yeah for sure. Him playing along and going "yes, and..." (or in this case "yes, but...") is a huge part of why it's still going on. I'd assume if he didn't like it, he'd told them to stop by now. Being able to be made fun of is an impressive skill, too. Very admirable.

[@parzavaal5335]

Ballin? We gamin!

[@JoelPerry1]

You missed my favorite one. In season 7, I don't remember when exactly, but Scar lowers himself off a slab and says he's on bdubs' level, and bdubs yells, "YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY?"

[@BlueFireClips]

More reason for me to do a part two!

[@user-fm2wm4ns4h]

I’m actually pretty sure Grian is either the same height as Bdubs or shorter.. Edit: Wow thanks for 2.9k likes 😮

[@savanna6908]

Im pretty sure he's taller, people just think hes short because mumbo keeps joking that he's 6'0, which would mean Grian is like 5'4. Im pretty sure mumbo is close to 7'0 so grian is probably around 5'11 or 6'0

[@callmeaspen3868]

I was pretty sure Mumbo is 6'5 like Doc and Grian is taller than 5'6 but idk what and Bdubs is 5'9 or 5'10. I think those are accurate enoughgh but Bdbubs plays into the short jokes with his reactions and he's been teased since NHO tbf

[@axolirvin971]

Grian is, I believe, 5'8 - so slightly smaller than Bdubs but nearly the same size. Mumbo is 6'6, I believe

[@silverclaw8921]

Yeah but bdubs reaction is funnier

[@Qualicabyss]

​@@axolirvin971mumbo is a mountain

[@enkays_den]

Between doc and mumbo towering over Grian, the bdubs height allegations, and the lineup skizz, tango, and impulse did during the hot wings stream, I NEED to see a height comparison between Skizz, Mumbo, and Doc. They might as well be 7 feet tall in my brain

[@monarch_frogs6012]

According to google Doc is 6'5, Mumbo is 6'5, and skizz is 6' but i cant be sure lol

[@gauthamarun3878]

@@monarch_frogs6012 No way Skizz is 6'. That man is a giant. He is towering over everyone in every picture I've seen him in

[@monarch_frogs6012]

@@gauthamarun3878 its so hard to find his height online im probably wrong

[@FakeAccount-vw9gi]

I believe he might be 6'2

[@kaiathon]

@@monarch_frogs6012 well google also said grian was short so

[@GG553]

This is why bdubs doesnt go to cons anymore, he doesnt want anyone to learn that hes really 4'2

[@fatherplatypus2316]

"Looks like the little guy had to make a step stool" Lord, Scar is ruthless 😂

[@Jun-sx9yg]

I love this gag that came from his NHO days when he was shortest among them (Etho, Doc and Beef are all 6ft+ while Bdubs is 5’10) has carried over to HC and then the life series and probably to a lot more, and now others tease him about it even if he is taller than them lol He just puts off small gremlin energy

[@TheForeverRanger]

I am pretty sure he is taller than Beef because Beef has no legs. IYKYK.

[@LavenderTownsGhost]

fun fact: Bdubs is taller than 9 other Hermits, the same height as 4 others, and shorter than 11. meaning that about 45% of the server is taller than him

[@aydanthelegend5827]

Who is he taller than

[@Loifey]

Who is shorter than bdubs??

[@LavenderTownsGhost]

@@aydanthelegend5827 False, Impulse, Joe, Tango, XB, Grian, Cleo, Stress, and Gem. Bdubs is 5’10

[@justmarcus33]

@@LavenderTownsGhost XB has never even shown his face, how do you know how tall he is?

[@maurisauceda8388]

Isn't scar shorter by technicality

[@KatieKatDuzArt]

I like to imagine that BDubs has one of those measuring things that they use at the doctors office in his room and he measures every morning how tall he is

[@andrewarnold9818]

The beat part about Etho doing it is that nobody even knows how tall he is

[@shonuff5297]

he says he is 6'2'

[@All54321]

@@shonuff5297True, but we don’t have any way of confirming it

[@togashima30]

​@All54321 The other Mindcrack members confirmed Etho is tall, tho.

[@mr_pigman1013]

He’s actually just a bunch of mice pretending to be a KZbinr

[@lade_pardee]

Every time I've ever heard Bdubs say "measured this morning" I just imagine he has like a stadiometer [like the height checkers at doctors offices] mounted next to his bedroom/bathroom door and that there's like 2-4 inches chopped off the bottom of it 🤣☠😂☠☠

[@ZekeBittersweet]

You've done this fandom a great service

[@frogmouth2]

The newest minecraft update actually is adding a command to change the size of players so it’s great to see the game is accommodating Bdubs and the rest of us who can’t reach the top shelf at the supermarket.

[@BlueFireClips]

Im guessing you're talking about Java bc Bedrock has had that for years now

[@xxibjrosek]

I have to stand on my tip toes to reach some of the top shelves at the supermarket. Does that count?

[@frogmouth2]

@@BlueFireClips has it? Well no one really talks about bedrock exclusive features like education edition till they come to Java so that adds up.

[@Door227]

Imagine xisuma uses the command to make bdubs a couple pixels shorter than everyone else in season 10

[@williamheath7058]

Bdubs and his wife rocking six inch stilettos is the funniest thing to me

[@lupinelily]

"WHO YOU CALLING LITTLE GUY >:("

[@x_Bandaman_x]

1:47 never thought I'd hear scar say that in my life lmao 😂😂😂

[@blysteryxgd6709]

Oh I absolutely thought he would have sometime.

[@abbrah90]

yea, out of all the hermits i think scar is most likely to eat some gummies and get scared 😂

[@BlueFireClips]

There's a lot of things i never thought I'd hear Scar say, but here we are lol

[@violet7773]

I think Scar loves saying innuendos and pretending he doesn't get it lol

[@Synthesyn342]

If you think that’s the worst, watch the streams 😂

[@potatoer1185]

4:52 Tangos laugh just absolutely made my day

[@whatwhatwhatttttt]

he also said he was 5"17 during mcc 💀

[@truelingoism]

I'm 5'3'' I would be basically obliterated.

[@bemboob]

5’1” i would actually be murdered

[@truelingoism]

@@bemboob 😔😔

[@awesomeredpandax2267]

i'm 6'2 and I'll be your body guard... now that I think of it I probably shouldn't because that will make you look shorter. if it makes you feel better I hit my head in the grocery store

[@Starhunter1975]

I am 5”3” as well. Bdubs needs to stand next to us.

[@forgottenOnion]

Im 5'7 feet, or 170 cm, and fell on ice today

[@Ryahoeee]

There's a video somewhere of bdubs and Doc playing basketball, and you can really see their height difference.

[@edschelchang6123]

I don't think that's because Bdubs is short, it because Doc is pretty tall at 6 feet 5 inches

[@migats2160]

I mean Bdubs' reaction when people are saying how short he is is hilarious

[@fluffiu]

The funny thing is both Joel and Grian are shorter than Bdubs,, 5'10 REALLY isn't that short

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

The clip around 7:09 with gri explaining why people think he’s short is hilarious. I didn’t kno Mumbo was so tall😂😂😂

[@tgseetoh]

With every series bdubs grows taller

[@shebibscreations8544]

Bdubs has a napoleon complex from all the bullying

[@kroznick1011]

I hope in season 10 they use the new scaling feature to make each hermit their irl height in game.

[@Door227]

Except bdubs would be shorter than everyone else even though it’s not accurate

[@catharticcertainty7604]

etho saying “we’ll get high later” had me

[@BlueFireClips]

That was scar but yeah one of my fav quotes

[@catharticcertainty7604]

@@BlueFireClips i was so sleep deprived i got em mixed up

[@KkawaiiPotato]

I love the mention of Bdubs being in a "tall chair" by Scar and seemingly not getting that tall chairs are generally referred for small children lmao

[@missyjo2475]

As a 5'10" female, I hate being called tall and then seeing people call B-dubs short. Am I tall? Or am I short? B-dubs is tall, y'all.

[@Lotus77777]

He is average

[@cdot32]

You are tall for woman, bdubs is average for a man

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

The difference is that you’re female. The average height for a woman generally falls between 5’4” and 5’6”. Average height for a man is around 5’9” to 5’11”. You can’t argue that you being a tall woman and the same height as a man makes him tall too, because men and women’s heights have to be judged by different standards. No, Bdubs isn’t short, but he’s not tall, either. He’s average.

[@piscacatalt]

bro who cares, everyone is tall, I’m 5’0” and have been since I was 13 (I’m an adult)

[@othrwrldlysystm]

​@@piscacatalt what about me, am i tall? (i'm 5'3)

[@Aceena]

Now I wanna see Bdubs next to Grian and Mumbo 🤣🤣

[@parkermm]

As a fellow 5’10” guy in Michigan I 100% relate though 🤣 we’re constantly defending our height when everyone else here is 6’6”

[@emmecalvert6691]

Bdubs has tiny dog syndrome 😂

[@FharishAhmedPortfolio]

BDubs is as tall as Skizzleman is sane. 😅😅😅

[@SalemsRising]

Bdubs and skizz are both so chaotic

[@FharishAhmedPortfolio]

@@SalemsRising I know right? 😆😆😆 Reminds me of that comedian called Kevin Hart 🤣

[@enkays_den]

The big smile and eyes give him short energy

[@jordanbutler8530]

Honestly, there is one thing I am stuck on. When misleading wordplay is used, it is usually Scar doing it. This time, it was Bdubs saying high instead of tall. Scar just going with it saying that they would get high later is too funny.

[@marljusweety]

"I never feel short......unless I'm with other people." 😂

[@andrewbloom7694]

Just waiting for the day Bdubs has enough and points out scar is technically like 4 ft tall now...

[@John_the_Paul]

💀

[@BlueFireClips]

Standing up he said he's 6'1 so he still is really tall tbh

[@Ms.L.]

That's rude and immature and he would never do that.

[@juliusroman8616]

@@Ms.L. Actually I think Scar's pointed it out himself before. I don't think he'd mind.

[@chase9450]

​@@Ms.L.you are conflating calling someone short with being an insult, thats something you should work on

[@EuphoricBloom]

THE FACT THAT MAJORITY OF THIS IS SCAR AND ETHO☺😂😅

[@KotyKai]

Bdubs has Edward Elric energy

[@hyperfirefly5879]

YKNOW WHAT at least he’s consistent!

[@loclogic9195]

This has been a joke since OOGE (bonus points for knowing what that is) as far as I know. And it absolutely never gets old

[@Quackle88]

they need a hermit group photo, settle this once and for all. even better, put them in hight order, lol

[@JamesBrown-dg8le]

WE'LL GET HIGH LATER. Best scar quote.

[@everythingpizzaandknuckles6268]

I would believe that he's 5'10 if he wasn't so insecure about it lmao

[@rainbowfox1075]

TYSM FOR THIS, AMAZING!!

[@EliteEpicGamerz]

Its the gift that keeps on giving :')

[@arrongunn791]

BDubs is actually rather handsome. 😂

[@Medusa_plays]

Yeah his face makes up for any perceived shortcoming (haha pun intended) ♥

[@aydanthelegend5827]

Bbubs also just sounds short

[@PbeingXD]

As a 5’7” guy I’m crying 😂

[@spooked_glitch]

9:55 "Tango has a strong back" well yeah, he has to have from carrying Team J.I.T.S. all the dang time lmao/jk

[@WittyYuw]

0:09 doc didn’t hesitate

[@eaaz09]

5'10" is actually perfect height he chose the right fake height

[@alexanderwelshwelsh9931]

Itd be cool if they did an episode or something where they changed their character models to mirror their irl height

[@Grimlin.]

I love how we don't talk about how much shorter Grian is compared to Bdubs lol

[@BlueFireClips]

Grian said he was either 5'10 or 5'11

[@viincanity]

honestly, the picture with Mumbo. (judging by google) Mumbo is like 6'5" which isn't incredibly tall or anything. But Grian's a hobbit compared to him...

[@HerculePyro]

Was great in the recent BRRR Grand Prix iskall made a height joke but was quickly called out by Doc

[@Santasuncle-vs1ne]

I love how Bdubs sounds the same as he does now in that old clip with Doc and Etho

[@Coyt415]

5' 10" is regular height yet I feel small when I meet someone 6 inches taller than me.

[@Timinator1952]

The thumbnail looking like a Weezer album cover.

[@OK-om8kw]

4:54 tango got me wheezing with him

[@jameslove3275]

4:52 this is my favorite! This episode had me CACKLING 🤣🤣🤣 8:40 nNOOO 🤣☠☠☠☠

[@Someone-cs3sb]

“I never feel short, EVER!” Famous last words..

[@1MayoCat]

Me at 5,1/5,2 thinking 5,10 is WELL tall... 😅

[@blackmanta66]

Me laughing at Bdubs at 5,9 😢

[@jodie9496]

I patiently await the day that they all get to be at a con together, and they all line up and we get the truth. I'm sure Bdubs is average height, I just think he's friends with a lot of giants.

[@lostkey7301]

Short king Bdubs

[@jacobclark1276]

just bdubs having a short temper

[@ThomasCombe-wr6sy]

Bdubs listening to short jokes is like me listening to british jokes

[@Shillabritish]

"And saved the little guy house" and then there's a ghast

[@zatzu]

"Hehe shortie" I say when I'm actually shorter than 5'10

[@Stringlight_coyote]

I’m crying at 5’4

[@RensShorts]

1:31 is so funny tbh😂

[@danbsj]

"I don't feel short. Unless I'm with other people" well that's a sentence...

[@sybrandwoudstra9236]

"I just have to look down on you instead of looking up to you" "Oh gReaT!"

[@Vaillle]

It’s so funny the contrast in how Bdubs voice and quirky American accent (I’m not sure what his regional accent is, does someone know?) gives off short fella vibes and Doc’s deep voice and German accent gives off giant man vibes. And how when comparing to them irl it fits, lol since doc’s so darn tall he dwarfs everyone. It’s ok to give off adorable short vibes, especially as a great pg entertainer. We love Bdubs for who he is as a person.

[@jadeanderson7451]

His accent sounds midwestern

[@TheForeverRanger]

@@jadeanderson7451 If memory serves he is from Michigan and this is going purely off memory back when he and Genny met up a few times.

[@theflyingtoaster1316]

Bdubs gives me youngest siblings vibes

[@uyukua]

1:37 "make me high again" 😭

[@SunshinePIRRATA]

It feels so weird to hear height discussions by europeans and north americans. I'm 5´6" (168 cms) and that's considered slightly under average (171 cms) for a chilean man XD Blows my mind! To these people I am ridiculously short!

[@BuzzyB11]

He does realise saying he’s 5’10 makes Pearl taller?

[@flyntprins8097]

at least 10/13 minutes was purely scar XD

[@StarlightBeloved]

Now that Joel is on the server I wonder if they are gonna have a new target or if Joel is gonna stick to his "tall" bit and join in on macking fun of Bdubs

[@Popcorn23]

Honestly X is a genius because he is the only hermit to do stuff for each of his permits all ready

[@AetusThe-th8gi]

Bdubs: "uppies"

[@teshtishtoshtesh3218]

Tango gets the best moments here.

[@laurencrawford564]

i love how tango is as red as his fireworks when he laughs at 5:10 😂

[@theplaidypus]

I literally had no idea that Mumbo was that tall

[@kayleighlehrman9566]

I'm so happy for BDubs. He's the tallest of the short Hermits.

[@MommaSkelly]

i know a guy that would come help with my grandma .... she's 4'11", and he's like 6'7" or taller lol. Idk. She'd look up at him. "How's the weather up there," and giggle. in photos with her, she always looks like she's sitting, but she's standing .... I'm the shortest in my generation at 5'9".... my younger sister is even taller than me by an inch.

[@LibsterMoore]

😂

[@AmethystsMinecraft]

Speaking from experience, when I was growing up my dad was 5’6, so he Bdubs can’t be that short.

[@johnbach2077]

Bdubs is the Jake of Hermit Craft

[@DaTimmeh]

"We'll get high later" definitely making fun of bdubs height there, no other jokes present...

[@UnDedCharger]

Omg i júst realize it the blue album, with bdubs as river lol

[@TakaokiKaimi]

im 5' 10" and i think there's something weird going on with the part of the state i grew up in and live, bc ive only ever met 2 dudes taller than me. most have been as tall as me or very slightly shorter.

[@Sunset_Gacha_137]

“We’ll get high later!” 😂 1:47

[@sasariwtf]

Average male hight king ♡

[@hurricanechild217]

This could also be titled "Bdubs being "5'10" for 13 minutes."