Hermits Bullying Bdubs About His Height For 13 Minutes Straight!

[@theraven2663]

Bdubs just exudes short gremlin energy, it makes it feel like he's shorter than average.

[@whatwhatwhatttttt]

he's just a silly little skrunkly

[@silverwinterwolf2064]

Who BDubs?? Don't you mean Grian? He is THE Gremlin of Hermitcraft.

[@whatwhatwhatttttt]

@@silverwinterwolf2064 it's bdubs actually

[@silverwinterwolf2064]

@@whatwhatwhatttttt Fair enough, also three gremlins? Well theres Grian, BDubs....I wanna say either Scar or Pearl is the 3rd im guessing

[@turbulentmind2044]

@@silverwinterwolf2064 pearl probably

[@ulischmidt03]

It's funny hearing him say that 5'10" is average, because it's technically taller than average (5'9"), but it's his insecurity that makes him sound short

[@aiddre8846]

Average height differs from place to place, for guys it's mostly between 5'9 and 5'10

[@michaellyndon6982]

Well actually, he's Lithuanian I think, and they are fairly tall, so he is below average there.

[@compilationmatrix1967]

guess u need to be tall to be a hermit

[@jamess.7811]

5'8" is male US average

[@andrewbloom7694]

​@@aiddre8846 Its actually gotten to 6' even in scandanavia

[@Savannah_831]

"Hermits bully Bdubs" aka Scar short shames Bdubs for 13 minutes straight!

[@LugborG]

Well, yeah. What’s Bdubs gonna do? Bite Scar’s ankles?

[@johnwest6690]

@@LugborG All scar has to do is lift up his legs and BDubs can't even get his ankles.

[@tripsy7034]

@@johnwest6690wow.

[@friendlyneighbourhoodash]

+ a special feature of Scar promising Bdubs they can do drugs later

[@Benitheeboss1]

Lift up his legs💀​@@johnwest6690

[@TheGamingTurret]

I honestly feel like the whole bully bdubs about his height has become more of an inside joke at this point. Like, it started as teasing, then it became spiteful ribbing, and bdubs eventually went 'fuck it we ballin' and rolled with the gag at some point. He knows the viewers and other hermits love it so he indulges them every now and then. (sometimes quite comically) I feel the same way about Grian and Buttons, like I could easily imagine it started as a one off gag, then Grian 'clicked' (unintentional pun) something in his brain and he got addicted/ fixated on them. You could say he became quite ImpulseSV about it.

[@loganroman5306]

I’ve heard Bdubs is the person who started it and his reactions are so over-the-top on purpose.

[@jogiff]

@@loganroman5306that’s sort of Bdubs’ thing. He’s definitely way, *way* smarter than he pretends to be.

[@nikk-named]

yeah for sure. Him playing along and going "yes, and..." (or in this case "yes, but...") is a huge part of why it's still going on. I'd assume if he didn't like it, he'd told them to stop by now. Being able to be made fun of is an impressive skill, too. Very admirable.

[@parzavaal5335]

Ballin? We gamin!

[@JoelPerry1]

You missed my favorite one. In season 7, I don't remember when exactly, but Scar lowers himself off a slab and says he's on bdubs' level, and bdubs yells, "YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY?"

[@BlueFireClips]

More reason for me to do a part two!

[@enkays_den]

Between doc and mumbo towering over Grian, the bdubs height allegations, and the lineup skizz, tango, and impulse did during the hot wings stream, I NEED to see a height comparison between Skizz, Mumbo, and Doc. They might as well be 7 feet tall in my brain

[@Immy-d]

According to google Doc is 6'5, Mumbo is 6'5, and skizz is 6' but i cant be sure lol

[@gauthamarun3878]

@@Immy-d No way Skizz is 6'. That man is a giant. He is towering over everyone in every picture I've seen him in

[@Immy-d]

@@gauthamarun3878 its so hard to find his height online im probably wrong

[@FakeAccount-vw9gi]

I believe he might be 6'2

[@kaiathon]

@@Immy-d well google also said grian was short so

[@GG553]

This is why bdubs doesnt go to cons anymore, he doesnt want anyone to learn that hes really 4'2

[@LavenderTownsGhost]

fun fact: Bdubs is taller than 9 other Hermits, the same height as 4 others, and shorter than 11. meaning that about 45% of the server is taller than him

[@aydanthelegend5827]

Who is he taller than

[@Loifey]

Who is shorter than bdubs??

[@LavenderTownsGhost]

@@aydanthelegend5827 False, Impulse, Joe, Tango, XB, Grian, Cleo, Stress, and Gem. Bdubs is 5’10

[@justmarcus33]

@@LavenderTownsGhost XB has never even shown his face, how do you know how tall he is?

[@Mimir3710]

Isn't scar shorter by technicality

[@Jun-sx9yg]

I love this gag that came from his NHO days when he was shortest among them (Etho, Doc and Beef are all 6ft+ while Bdubs is 5’10) has carried over to HC and then the life series and probably to a lot more, and now others tease him about it even if he is taller than them lol He just puts off small gremlin energy

[@TheForeverRanger]

I am pretty sure he is taller than Beef because Beef has no legs. IYKYK.

[@matthewwhiting255]

Bdubs getting made fun of for being short by a guy in a wheelchair is always hilarious

[@BlueFireClips]

Well Scar is 6'1 standing up, so he still is way taller than Bdubs when Bdubs sits down lol

[@eucalyptused]

@@BlueFireClipsgiggling bc when scar was like “im technically 6”1 standing up but im only like 4”3 in the wheelchair” and Bdubs (who plays fair) replied like “nah ur taller than me, that counts”

[@benjaminsorenson]

How is that "always hilarious"? Being in a wheelchair does NOT negate a person's height. It's still documented in the medical world until you stop growing and is also put on your non-driver's ID or license because it's still relevant information.

[@Mangoboi699]

@@benjaminsorensonnot when joe swanson is in a wheel chair tho. hes about a mailbox

[@cityfey]

⁠@@benjaminsorensoni mean like. obviously it doesnt actually negate a persons height but it does mean they're usually functionally shorter than average a significant amount of the time

[@SophiaTowers-e3f]

I’m actually pretty sure Grian is either the same height as Bdubs or shorter.. Edit: Wow thanks for 2.9k likes 😮

[@Savannah_831]

Im pretty sure he's taller, people just think hes short because mumbo keeps joking that he's 6'0, which would mean Grian is like 5'4. Im pretty sure mumbo is close to 7'0 so grian is probably around 5'11 or 6'0

[@callmeaspen3868]

I was pretty sure Mumbo is 6'5 like Doc and Grian is taller than 5'6 but idk what and Bdubs is 5'9 or 5'10. I think those are accurate enoughgh but Bdbubs plays into the short jokes with his reactions and he's been teased since NHO tbf

[@axolirvin971]

Grian is, I believe, 5'8 - so slightly smaller than Bdubs but nearly the same size. Mumbo is 6'6, I believe

[@silverclaw8921]

Yeah but bdubs reaction is funnier

[@Qualicabyss]

​@@axolirvin971mumbo is a mountain

[@fatherplatypus2316]

"Looks like the little guy had to make a step stool" Lord, Scar is ruthless 😂

[@williamheath7058]

Bdubs and his wife rocking six inch stilettos is the funniest thing to me

[@andrewarnold9818]

The beat part about Etho doing it is that nobody even knows how tall he is

[@shonuff5297]

he says he is 6'2'

[@All54321]

@@shonuff5297True, but we don’t have any way of confirming it

[@togashima30]

​@All54321 The other Mindcrack members confirmed Etho is tall, tho.

[@mr_pigman1013]

He’s actually just a bunch of mice pretending to be a KZbinr

[@BriannaQing]

He’s probably just a 6’10 canadian in the middle of the forest in his log cabin playing Minecraft with a tissue box for a microphone stand .

[@KatieKatDuzArt]

I like to imagine that BDubs has one of those measuring things that they use at the doctors office in his room and he measures every morning how tall he is

[@frogmouth2]

The newest minecraft update actually is adding a command to change the size of players so it’s great to see the game is accommodating Bdubs and the rest of us who can’t reach the top shelf at the supermarket.

[@BlueFireClips]

Im guessing you're talking about Java bc Bedrock has had that for years now

[@xxibjrosek]

I have to stand on my tip toes to reach some of the top shelves at the supermarket. Does that count?

[@frogmouth2]

@@BlueFireClips has it? Well no one really talks about bedrock exclusive features like education edition till they come to Java so that adds up.

[@Door227]

Imagine xisuma uses the command to make bdubs a couple pixels shorter than everyone else in season 10

[@truelingoism]

I'm 5'3'' I would be basically obliterated.

[@bemboob]

5’1” i would actually be murdered

[@truelingoism]

@@bemboob 😔😔

[@awesomeredpandax2267]

i'm 6'2 and I'll be your body guard... now that I think of it I probably shouldn't because that will make you look shorter. if it makes you feel better I hit my head in the grocery store

[@Starhunter1975]

I am 5”3” as well. Bdubs needs to stand next to us.

[@Capelinfshh]

Im 5'7 feet, or 170 cm, and fell on ice today

[@ZekeBittersweet]

You've done this fandom a great service

[@potatoer1185]

4:52 Tangos laugh just absolutely made my day

[@Jokie155]

Tango's reaction to his face peeking over the bar always gets me. Such a perfect laugh.

[@whatwhatwhatttttt]

he also said he was 5"17 during mcc 💀

[@KkawaiiPotato]

I love the mention of Bdubs being in a "tall chair" by Scar and seemingly not getting that tall chairs are generally referred for small children lmao

[@lade_pardee]

Every time I've ever heard Bdubs say "measured this morning" I just imagine he has like a stadiometer [like the height checkers at doctors offices] mounted next to his bedroom/bathroom door and that there's like 2-4 inches chopped off the bottom of it 🤣☠😂☠☠

[@lupinelily]

"WHO YOU CALLING LITTLE GUY >:("

[@shebibscreations8544]

Bdubs has a napoleon complex from all the bullying

[@x_Bandaman_x]

1:47 never thought I'd hear scar say that in my life lmao 😂😂😂

[@blysteryxgd6709]

Oh I absolutely thought he would have sometime.

[@abbrah90]

yea, out of all the hermits i think scar is most likely to eat some gummies and get scared 😂

[@BlueFireClips]

There's a lot of things i never thought I'd hear Scar say, but here we are lol

[@violet7773]

I think Scar loves saying innuendos and pretending he doesn't get it lol

[@Synthesyn342]

If you think that’s the worst, watch the streams 😂

[@Ryahoeee]

There's a video somewhere of bdubs and Doc playing basketball, and you can really see their height difference.

[@edschelchang6123]

I don't think that's because Bdubs is short, it because Doc is pretty tall at 6 feet 5 inches

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

The clip around 7:09 with gri explaining why people think he’s short is hilarious. I didn’t kno Mumbo was so tall😂😂😂

[@fluffiu]

The funny thing is both Joel and Grian are shorter than Bdubs,, 5'10 REALLY isn't that short

[@tgseetoh]

With every series bdubs grows taller

[@x0Kirby]

Bdubs can’t be blessed with good looks, charisma, artistic talent, AND be tall. He would be way too powerful. 😂

[@migats2160]

I mean Bdubs' reaction when people are saying how short he is is hilarious

[@kroznick1011]

I hope in season 10 they use the new scaling feature to make each hermit their irl height in game.

[@Door227]

Except bdubs would be shorter than everyone else even though it’s not accurate

[@blootooth00]

Mumbo would suddenly seem like an elder god

[@WittyYuw]

0:09 doc didn’t hesitate

[@enkays_den]

The big smile and eyes give him short energy

[@catharticcertainty7604]

etho saying “we’ll get high later” had me

[@BlueFireClips]

That was scar but yeah one of my fav quotes

[@catharticcertainty7604]

@@BlueFireClips i was so sleep deprived i got em mixed up

[@parkermm]

As a fellow 5’10” guy in Michigan I 100% relate though 🤣 we’re constantly defending our height when everyone else here is 6’6”

[@missyjo2475]

As a 5'10" female, I hate being called tall and then seeing people call B-dubs short. Am I tall? Or am I short? B-dubs is tall, y'all.

[@Lotus77777]

He is average

[@cdot32]

You are tall for woman, bdubs is average for a man

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

The difference is that you’re female. The average height for a woman generally falls between 5’4” and 5’6”. Average height for a man is around 5’9” to 5’11”. You can’t argue that you being a tall woman and the same height as a man makes him tall too, because men and women’s heights have to be judged by different standards. No, Bdubs isn’t short, but he’s not tall, either. He’s average.

[@piscacatalt]

bro who cares, everyone is tall, I’m 5’0” and have been since I was 13 (I’m an adult)

[@othrwrldlysystm]

​@@piscacatalt what about me, am i tall? (i'm 5'3)

[@Aceena]

Now I wanna see Bdubs next to Grian and Mumbo 🤣🤣

[@alexanderwelshwelsh9931]

Itd be cool if they did an episode or something where they changed their character models to mirror their irl height

[@hyperfirefly5879]

YKNOW WHAT at least he’s consistent!

[@Quackle88]

they need a hermit group photo, settle this once and for all. even better, put them in hight order, lol

[@FharishAhmedPortfolio]

BDubs is as tall as Skizzleman is sane. 😅😅😅

[@SalemsRising]

Bdubs and skizz are both so chaotic

[@FharishAhmedPortfolio]

@@SalemsRising I know right? 😆😆😆 Reminds me of that comedian called Kevin Hart 🤣

[@loclogic9195]

This has been a joke since OOGE (bonus points for knowing what that is) as far as I know. And it absolutely never gets old

[@marljusweety]

"I never feel short......unless I'm with other people." 😂

[@KotyKai]

Bdubs has Edward Elric energy

[@PbeingXD]

As a 5’7” guy I’m crying 😂

[@aydanthelegend5827]

Bbubs also just sounds short

[@everythingpizzaandknuckles6268]

I would believe that he's 5'10 if he wasn't so insecure about it lmao

[@jordanbutler8530]

Honestly, there is one thing I am stuck on. When misleading wordplay is used, it is usually Scar doing it. This time, it was Bdubs saying high instead of tall. Scar just going with it saying that they would get high later is too funny.

[@EuphoricBloom]

THE FACT THAT MAJORITY OF THIS IS SCAR AND ETHO☺😂😅

[@andrewbloom7694]

Just waiting for the day Bdubs has enough and points out scar is technically like 4 ft tall now...

[@John_the_Paul]

💀

[@BlueFireClips]

Standing up he said he's 6'1 so he still is really tall tbh

[@Ms.L.]

That's rude and immature and he would never do that.

[@juliusroman8616]

@@Ms.L. Actually I think Scar's pointed it out himself before. I don't think he'd mind.

[@chase9450]

​@@Ms.L.you are conflating calling someone short with being an insult, thats something you should work on

[@emmecalvert6691]

Bdubs has tiny dog syndrome 😂

[@rainbowfox1075]

TYSM FOR THIS, AMAZING!!

[@65591]

4:52 Bdubs later explained, i think in his "tries to react" video, that he specifically made it so it looks like he's just peering over the counter, and he was glad Tango noticed. Smart and hilarious. I can't believe he wears special shoes just to look taller than his wife though, you can be a nice couple regardless of height :)

[@eaaz09]

5'10" is actually perfect height he chose the right fake height

[@marthavarner3961]

All i get from this is that Mumbo is extremely tall....

[@Coyt415]

5' 10" is regular height yet I feel small when I meet someone 6 inches taller than me.

[@arrongunn791]

BDubs is actually rather handsome. 😂

[@Medusa_plays]

Yeah his face makes up for any perceived shortcoming (haha pun intended) ♥

[@EliteEpicGamerz]

Its the gift that keeps on giving :')

[@Stringlight_coyote]

I’m crying at 5’4

[@RealBenitoMussolini1883]

I love how Bdubs sounds the same as he does now in that old clip with Doc and Etho

[@OK-om8kw]

4:54 tango got me wheezing with him

[@Grimlin.]

I love how we don't talk about how much shorter Grian is compared to Bdubs lol

[@BlueFireClips]

Grian said he was either 5'10 or 5'11

[@viincanity]

honestly, the picture with Mumbo. (judging by google) Mumbo is like 6'5" which isn't incredibly tall or anything. But Grian's a hobbit compared to him...

[@Mythikron]

​@@viincanity 6'5" is pretty tall, that's like 98th percentile

[@JamesBrown-dg8le]

WE'LL GET HIGH LATER. Best scar quote.

[@HerculePyro]

Was great in the recent BRRR Grand Prix iskall made a height joke but was quickly called out by Doc

[@1MayoCat]

Me at 5,1/5,2 thinking 5,10 is WELL tall... 😅

[@Someone-cs3sb]

“I never feel short, EVER!” Famous last words..

[@Dustinlove102]

4:52 this is my favorite! This episode had me CACKLING 🤣🤣🤣 8:40 nNOOO 🤣☠☠☠☠

[@zatzu]

"Hehe shortie" I say when I'm actually shorter than 5'10

[@arinomaly]

i would kill to see Bdubs do a back to back with my 6'10 dad.

[@blackmanta66]

Me laughing at Bdubs at 5,9 😢

[@Timinator1952]

The thumbnail looking like a Weezer album cover.

[@laurencrawford564]

i love how tango is as red as his fireworks when he laughs at 5:10 😂

[@spooked_glitch]

9:55 "Tango has a strong back" well yeah, he has to have from carrying Team J.I.T.S. all the dang time lmao/jk

[@theflyingtoaster1316]

Bdubs gives me youngest siblings vibes

[@RosieLittlekiity]

Scar and Bdubs have such brother like energy in this, especially with Limited Life in mind

[@kayleighlehrman9566]

I'm so happy for BDubs. He's the tallest of the short Hermits.

[@gfdx3214]

When the hermit-ing machine was made during the S9 crossover I was already hoping that someone would make Bdubs even slightly shorter than the others

[@nerobrain999]

no gray hair yet so that means he's going to get even shorter still

[@jacobclark1276]

just bdubs having a short temper

[@AmethystsMinecraft]

Speaking from experience, when I was growing up my dad was 5’6, so he Bdubs can’t be that short.

[@jodie9496]

I patiently await the day that they all get to be at a con together, and they all line up and we get the truth. I'm sure Bdubs is average height, I just think he's friends with a lot of giants.

[@nggyunglyd2374]

As someone who’s 6’3”, I applaud Bdubs height averageness. He is the secret to reshaping the way men’s height is looked at in the future

[@AetusThe-th8gi]

Bdubs: "uppies"

[@_Squiggaly]

I’m 5’7- almost all my male friends are either the same height as me or an inch taller, Bdoubs my beloved you are fine lol

[@nini2488]

Love how Scar is the one that makes the most fun of Bdubs height😭 Like if anything Scar is shorter

[@BOPgamez09]

No not really. I’m pretty sure if Scar could stand he’d be taller.

[@LianGen-u7g]

Bdubs is tall, he’s taller than me by 9 inches.

[@Sunset_7139]

“We’ll get high later!” 😂 1:47

[@urfavmikoo]

it’s okay bdubs, we support short kings

[@RensShorts]

1:31 is so funny tbh😂

[@Shillabritish]

"And saved the little guy house" and then there's a ghast

[@StarlightBeloved]

Now that Joel is on the server I wonder if they are gonna have a new target or if Joel is gonna stick to his "tall" bit and join in on macking fun of Bdubs

[@mozzapple]

I don't know where Bdubs is from, but 5'10 is a bit *above* average height in america lol

[@Starhunter1975]

He is from America.

[@ginniegill1026]

​@@Starhunter1975broo his voice is so silly I couldn't even tell

[@Starhunter1975]

If you go back and watch him when he did Mindcrack, he sounds different.

[@johnwest6690]

​@@ginniegill1026He sounds like he's from New Jersey

[@TheForeverRanger]

Michigan if I remember correctly.

[@milanionaire]

1:37 "make me high again" 😭

[@BuzzyB11]

He does realise saying he’s 5’10 makes Pearl taller?

[@MidnightBarber]

Bdubs' short energy just overrules any "height" that bdubs swears he has

[@theplaidypus]

I literally had no idea that Mumbo was that tall

[@snakeberg24]

This brings me back to the days when bdubs played with the crew and hung out with Joel and Speedy in person. He looks real short compared to those two

[@skizzpulse]

3:48 “He’s so cute 🥺” “I HATE THIS”