Heroes & Halfwits: Episode 24 - Green With Envy

The party meets an uber-powerful magician with anger and social interaction issues who can crush people with a thought. Will this be the end of Bo Jingles? Sponsored by Blue Apron (cook.ba/2jeJr22) and SkullSplitter Dice (bit.ly/2lHYyoM)
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Heroes & Halfwits: Episode 24 - Green With Envy
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[@cjmarion6350]

i love how the ad goblin is now actually the size of a goblin

[@phlamingsnail]

send this man to the top

[@cjmarion6350]

thanks man

[@HaloBoy74]

I read this comment right before he showed up, making the reveal even better.

[@ShurikenSean]

its Jeremy now isn't it... XD

[@ethanb7657]

wait there’s was an ad goblin in this episode? I couldn’t see him

[@seanical1694]

At first I was siding with Bor Ealis about the whole gem thing that Albus stole, but I quickly switched back to Albus's side when he gave it back to the dragon, then took it off his corpse. As any adventurer worth his salt knows, this now makes the gem his by international law of go fuck yourself.

[@StressW]

Seanical I made this same point.

[@Redflametrow]

I kinda think it was already his. If you drink someone unconscious in some cave where a slave gathering contest is going down; and the other person doesn't murder or make you into a slave, you got off light. Really they even paid for the other goods. He should have considered that it was likely an individual and not the group as the rest of the group would have stolen everything if they were truly thieves. He accepted a challenge and left himself in a state unable to fight back. He's lucky just to wake up. Everything left is a gift.

[@Redflametrow]

Jason Hogan lol I'd like this to be the actual reason. That or maybe he was more mad that he lost in a drinking contest and didn't want any witnesses alive to mention that. Just that seems like better character motivation.

[@joeynatanael8498]

A law so bizarre, it seems to have zero punctuation.

[@unlawfulspartan]

Seanical I love thus comment

[@dovahspy9813]

"You look different..." "Ya, my dad's out sick..."

[@ethantracey6387]

Dovah Spy and what do i add to that

[@AbbyGirlJ]

Jeremy as the ad goblin was FANTASTIC

[@AbbyGirlJ]

Oh yeah, I definitely do prefer Jack, but the juxtaposition between the two of them is great

[@noble1438]

when does Jeremy appear i think i missed it

[@McSquizor18]

35:10 is the first ad goblin read, a little after they talk about the dead beat dad characters, perfect representation loved it

[@AdamtheNinja]

1:41:06 for the second one, I dont even watch H&H i just come to watch Ad Goblin

[@FredDude27]

Also known as "Jeremy regrets some of his life-choices"-time...

[@jeffjohnson8836]

It worries me when they joke about how small the viewership is for these videos. This is my favorite show they're currently doing!

[@genesisrhapsodos9782]

Same, we are a small but loyal audience

[@notoneasone4688]

Jeff Johnson same here this is the best show they have going right now

[@TheCakenukeism]

its not that small, its the size of the normal lets plays of anything but Minecraft and GTA

[@gigastrike2]

The problem is that it's so long, but it's not fun if you don't pay attention. I use long videos for background activity, but when I try to do that with Heroes and Halfwits, I just end up having no idea what's going on.

[@Vortechtral]

Jeff, this is also on Roosterteeth's website as well. Not everyone will watch on KZbin, so looking at the views for just KZbin alone wont give you a very accurate number. I also don't mind the length. Sometimes i'll pause it and do something else then come back later on. My memory is total garbage but after starting it back up I remember what has happened so far. You need to remember they made it "longer" because it now airs once every two weeks. If anything it's actually shorter, as before all episodes were over an hour, some reached the hour thirty mark.

[@turmulus1825]

How is Ryan stealing an innocent man's gem worse than lighting a bunch of innocent people's belongings on fire in the armory?

[@McBubbleslvl900]

night4345 You gotta know who butters yah bread.

[@Isaygoodday5]

Turmulus 182 more importantly, setting fire to the building that the party was still locked inside of

[@12Daanie]

Also, apparently that Dwarf Merchant was a freaking godfather of the underdark, so he's probably up to no good

[@raimarulightning]

Man, that hard cut ~1:29:00 still gets me. It's right after Geoff whispers "I want a divorce", and given everything else, I can only imagine that shit must have gotten real for them to make such a hard cut and for everyone to change so suddenly.

[@UnrealMotion]

I've been playing D&D games for over a decade and a half. Watching this gives me nostalgic memories of when me and my friends played this. There would be arguments like this, not trusting others, etc. It was so much fun and by watching this, I've decided to get the band back together and play again. I heard pathfinder was great for it. Thanks for the great content guys and god willing this does not get cancelled. P.S. You guys rock!

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

I don't have much experience, but I'm currently doing weekly pathfinder. I'm currently a half orc fighter trying to make THE ROGUE TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY AND NOT GET DRUNK ON AN ASSIGNMENT! IF YOU READ THIS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

[@ManlySparkle]

WizardOf danm it! how did you know!

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

Appreciate the joke, but I'm like 87 percent sure that the Rogue wouldn't have "Manly Sparkle" as a name.

[@ManlySparkle]

WizardOf nope. this is just a stage name. chill. I liked the joke.

[@PaganSamurai]

I actually recently joined a Pathfinder group. I've got an Elf Oracle.

[@emeraldchild97]

Some episodes I almost wish Sanji killed Bo Jingles. Also this party is like cardinal sins personified.

[@greenill6679]

ChaoticCC Albus: avarice Bor Ealis: pride Orma: wrath Mogar: lust Bo Jingles: everything

[@andrew10022]

www1000 avarice is not word fam

[@greenill6679]

andrew10022 it's a synonym for greed, next time do a quick google search

[@gal00t84]

Definition of avarice : excessive or insatiable desire for wealth or gain : greediness, cupidity

[@Greyseoul]

andrew10022 fam is not a word fam

[@Frank_Ditch]

So does this mean that the ad goblin is really the "Dad" goblin

[@RayPoreon]

That pun is so bad goblin, it makes me mad goblin.

[@memaw3610]

Kinky Fish If the dad goblin saw your pun he would be the sad goblin

[@hunterxsky3019]

me maw dads like puns so I'm pretty sure he'd be a glad goblin.

[@memaw3610]

Hunter xSky after seeing your post I feel like a glad goblin

[@thomasos123]

GOD DAMMIT BARB.

[@gabrieldasilva6271]

He only lit the armoury on fire; you know, the place with large stores of alchemists fire ready to blow. But hey, he left the door open

[@firehazard1052]

Which allowed the fire to spread faster by providing oxygen. Therefore the worst thing he could've done.I'm a firefighter, I know this

[@SparrowHawkwood]

And I'm sure no panicking person was trampled to death by the crowd stampeding for the (likely only) open door.

[@sokdrwrhero9859]

Also set the fire before knowing the door was locked.

[@dovahspy9813]

"He blurts a word of power that launches a concussive force at you, you feel as though it was capable of lifting you off the ground" FUS RO DAH!!!!!

[@QuasarKnightGaming]

Dovah Spy that's 3 words. Fus is really the only way that makes sense which sucks because the actual Fus is kinda weak. The concussive Force spell he used would usually put some bodies ass through a wall.

[@JuicyJosh98]

Ok, Jeremy as Ad Goblin Jr. is fantastic! The contrast between the mystical Ad Goblin and his less than ecstatic son is such a great boon to the show. Good shit. Good shit, I say!

[@Kxpuc]

I wonder if they realize that Ryan can talk their way out of almost all fights and Griffin could kill most things, the rest are body bags

[@InfamousTub]

You’re forgetting how powerful Michael is with attacking the undead.

[@caseybaker7935]

@@InfamousTub to be fair, he hadn't done his smite-nuke yet at this point

[@onemuststand7353]

I wonder how people feel about Albus now...

[@Repeatedmotive]

@@onemuststand7353 I was thinking that every time they accused Geoff of attacking the 14 year old sanjee

[@jamesreynolds8352]

omg you can tell that Griffin is so pissed off

[@15DEAN1995]

i really dont get the resentment of albus when bo jingles is easily the biggest threat to the group i mean everything he does seems to hurt them

[@night4345]

Pretty sure everyone knows Bo Jingles is a rat bitch who's gonna betray the party but they have to keep him on because 1. Geoff's the boss of the show 2. they have to have something interesting happen in this show.

[@Isaygoodday5]

DEANOGTO because Geoff is the boss so everyone especially Frank wants to be on his good side

[@superposition3717]

Fucking Michael looking at the camera when she is talking with the Green Alchemist.

[@ethantracey6387]

UnleashedWarrior XD

[@The5thSnow]

I saw that and heard in my head, "That's right kids. Come for the fun, stay for Griffon's amazing cleavage" XD

[@emmittsmithiii7891]

Anyone else notice the strange hard cut after Geoff mutters I want a divorce around 1:28:58 I wonder what was said after lol

[@leemainland4075]

Troy Parry I didn't notice to start with but that was a very hard cut 😂

[@gamertagshadow-6227]

im guessing that hard cut was because thats the part he got griffon fully pissed off at him

[@thecaptain9093]

Troy Parry total mood change there too, no laughs... yup he is sleeping on the couch for a bit

[@thecaptain9093]

Troy Parry haha he even begs her not to drink the absyth

[@TheMaleRei]

THIS. This is why you don't game with someone you Fuck, who isn't a reasonable gamer...

[@shedanigan3386]

At the end of each season, there should be a credits-style slideshow of all the secret passed notes

[@Allison-qk1ws]

I'm not saying stealing is ok, but this is a fantasy RPG adventure. Who hasn't gone around Skyrim stealing everyone's stuff for profit and hilarity?

[@Thrash_74]

Abomb777 *cue the one guy who played skyrim and decided to not be the dragonborn and lived a normal life*

[@purpleface4016]

Jason Hogan So it cues to nobody?

[@KonigSniper182]

No, there's a blog post about a guy who did that for Skyrim and Oblivion and recounts his entire time in Skyrim trying to live like a regular npc

[@trequor]

Yeah but it is a role-playing game. Gus is basically the guard who takes you to prison

[@Allison-qk1ws]

No, you steal everyone's stuff for your own profit and hilarity and then go slay Alduin. Who says there's no money in saving the world?

[@mattb.5749]

Geoff call us idiots when he picks up a prepubescent girl who almost kills them and is still somewhere out there....

[@mattb.5749]

***** same lol

[@MrSss1025]

Matt B. Geoff is lowkey the worst

[@licoricelain2514]

Matt B. how the hell is 15 prepubescent?

[@mg4956]

Lani Parker 14

[@gal00t84]

Because people like to use words they have heard but don't understand.

[@Providence83]

The cut between Michael shaking his head in response to Bo Jingle's "if I'm being totally honest, I think I've learned a lot today" to Ryan shaking his head IN THE EXACT SAME WAY at 1:16:35 is glorious.

[@mastertaco212]

everybody! come in to deffend your mad king! my king will not talk under the accusations of these heretics!

[@mastertaco5753]

master taco brother, I will fight by your side! Ryan did nothing wrong!

[@mastertaco212]

master taco holy shit! double master taco's!

[@Drol_Natas]

too much tacos....

[@randomdog1546]

mad king 2020

[@slipstreamtechnician2811]

For going against our King, the Heretics shall be be hung by their entrails and their corpses paraded through the cities

[@kawaiipantsu3006]

Lol when Griffin decides to throw Geoff against the wall and Frank cheers Yes! Lmao too good when the DM wants you to be punished. But like always Geoff weasels his way outta trouble.

[@ritsukaseriyko1491]

Less weasle, more towards luck. Also, his Strength modifier is crap so he had disadvantage for the roll. I aplaud his role playing towards the show nonetheless.

[@ethanb7657]

I think frank is more cheering about griffon acting as Orma rather than griffon, preserving the integrity of the game which the crew constantly ignores by metagaming and other things

[@jacobsnapp]

I say Ryan should just become an absolute heartless monster just to really piss off the rest of the party

[@QuasarKnightGaming]

Jacob App well as a chaotic neutral Warlock he technically could become absolutely heartless if he uses a couple of spells smartly. He essentially would just become a Lich. (This means the story would completely broken tho, so frank would never allow it also I know what you meant it just felt interesting)

[@lifeiscrap103]

He's not Neutral anymore just so you know. 0:31 "Neutral Evil" Been this way since sometime into Season 1.

[@McBubbleslvl900]

Life Is Crap LOL! Do you realize what you just said?

[@ethanb7657]

So like Geoff?

[@TheDJZ123]

Bo jingles fucking up and then Albus making him appear naked, this is now my favorite episode

[@acem82]

Million dollar idea* Heroes & Halfwits animated adventures. I want to see a visual representation of some of the stuff around 23:00. And then Albus stealing stuff and Bo Jingles setting fires. *(Not actually a million dollar idea)

[@AoDxStudio]

YES! Like some of the stuff that takes place within their group is just downright hilarious!

[@seanrichardson3657]

acem82 your million dollar idea is Harmonquest.

[@Providence83]

A channel called "gee wiz" has a couple of animations based on this series, perfectly captures the emotions of the players too.

[@thetrueteebs1338]

acem82 I kinda wanna see it in an actual theatre

[@MommaBara]

acem82 Im actually doing that now lol

[@CptWaddleDoo]

ok so albus gets shit on everything he does, but bo jingles singlehandedly does 5 damage to everyone around him in non combat and totals at around 50 if you count all the npcs, and it's just funny. Albus did NOTHING WRONG

[@OkRoach]

For the mirror : Gold-Bearded Hex. At the start of the next combat encounter, the Character swap places with the Ad Goblin, travelling planes in a blink of an eye. The Ad Goblin is a magical creature that can't be harmed. (But they can try) Each round, instead of attacking, the goblin try to steal a random item from a random ally (Rolls of dice). The items stoled by the Goblin disappears in his bag and can't be retreived. Ever. The target can block the steal by rolling a 7 on a D10. Doing so hurt the Goblin, leaking 1 D100 Gold Pieces. If the target fails, he or she can still bargain with the goblin (And loose his/her next turn) and keep the stolen good in exchange of twice the price of the item in gold. The Goblin act for [#charactersintheparty]+2 rounds, or until the combat ends. If Frank summon the Ad Goblin, he need to give 20 bucks to Geoff. Or swap a follower with the Ad Goblin. During the Hex, the swapped character is floating in the Ad Plane, swimming in Watches, delicious home-cooked meals, comfy mattresses, boxes full of clothes, flying stylish glasses and sweet chocolate-dipped fruits and nuts; with special codes handh or halfwits.

[@khornesberserker3462]

Revvy WE NEED THIS NOWWWW

[@Redflametrow]

Sounds a bit overpowered. What if there's some item that both factions are fighting for? If the Ad Goblin takes it, we don't know what would happen. If they somehow had a bomb and could force the Ad Goblin to show up as a chance of stealing it, it might even be a good thing. In theory if they dropped all items but a cursed or dangerous item, they could change the odds in favor of the goblin stealing the item. So really the items should be left at a nearby store. The Ad Goblin gives them some gold for the item, but they can't get to the item until they reach the store. They then could buy back the item. This would be a significant loss in resources, but that way things couldn't be lost to a void.

[@PsijicScream]

Redflametrow it could also be made that the Ad Goblin can't steal items that are story specific. So he could steal something like Albus' gem, but he couldn't take, for the example used the bomb, as it is a story based item.

[@Redflametrow]

PsijicScream Yeah, something to just refine what can be stolen would be pretty useful. While their silver weapons aren't essential, I'm pretty sure Frank would just give them more if they lost them. So it somewhat defeats the purpose of taking them. Maybe they could find them in the market or something. The one dagger with runes on it seems particularly important as well. So I just think stealing every item seems a bit complicated. It'd end up with Frank doing massive rewrites that would basically just take a lot of time. Now if they need some item during a specific time and it goes, it's a party wipe. Like they get to the Rasha (idk how it's spelled) and he needs that dagger to be wielded by a servant of that god to be taken down, and the dagger gets stolen. Just really anticlimactic. It'd be funny, but then the series would be canceled or started again because of dumb luck from something that may be impossible to undo.

[@coltondaddario8282]

Revvy the last part really got me

[@OneTrueEdge]

1:06:30 Average night at the Ramsey household.

[@goonsgoons1]

why exactly does she get so pissed idk

[@mooseknuckle420]

Wow got linked to an ad

[@iamireland]

YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THE BLOCK & TACKLE. You didn't steal it either. You won it in a drinking contest.

[@taylorbeckett9686]

They don't seem to realize we didn't defend him being a thief, we defended him from all the hate he got for it. It was totally unwarranted, sad.

[@caseyhudson4929]

Ryan was the one who kept bringing it back up, if he admitted what he did was wrong and didn't try to twist it any way, like he was doing, it would have ended there. He just couldn't help himself. He deserved it.

[@AscalonMaster]

Pretty much, and Gus so far has been the worst of them.

[@drive2160]

casey hudson but where's the fun in that?! (つД`)ノ

[@Isaygoodday5]

Taylor Beckett exactly, we defended him from a bunch of assholes just trying to be assholes

[@renegadepyro726]

It’s achievement hunter. You had to see that coming

[@phebbles]

I love when Frank really gets into his roles and does voices and what not, despite how unenthused Geoff is about it. Yeah Frank!!!

[@alexviveiros]

Geoff this is why people felt bad for Ryan last episode

[@Isaygoodday5]

Alex Viveiros and why no one feels bad for Geoff when he talks about hating his life

[@maxedhavoc5468]

I have to admit, Frank is a god at roleplaying, he's doing a fantastic job as DM. I really want this series to continue. It is so great.

[@perceptionmatters7082]

"Audience is stupid ! "- Bo Jingles *Attempts to start fire, burns hand.* *Manipulated by a teenage girl.* *Almost falls off ladder.* *Lights a fire in several populated areas possibly killing dozens of innocent citizens, claims killing a slaver is unethical.* "I am the god damn greatest bard"- Bo Jingles Well put Bo Jingles.

[@Aplesedjr]

Matthew Aubry you really are new to achievement hunter aren't you?

[@perceptionmatters7082]

Bo Jingles is not married though.

[@justafanofz]

Here's how you know it's a good bard, you didn't kill the dragon but you convince everyone that you did

[@twinkieman237]

You realize that ripping on the audience is a large part of ah content right?

[@3rdStreetAVolitionite]

1:28:58 "I want a divorce.." -Geoff *Cuts immediately after*. I know I am a year late to this, but I haven't been keeping up with RoosterTeeth or Achievement Hunter since at least early 2015. Gotta say, when Geoff talked about how he barely saw Griffon and how he always takes care of Millie, I almost guaranteed this was gonna happen. Kinda brings a tear to my eye because they seemed to fit for each other. Well, take care, all.

[@MLDeS100]

37 min in, the ad goblins son is the most plot progression yet, still funny as hell

[@Mrspiglet98]

Jeremy is easily the funniest part in this episode 😂😂😂

[@invictus_Vi]

Telser1 spoilers ;P

[@darter9000]

Spoiler: Orma loses some height

[@invictus_Vi]

Spoiler: On the back of my car.

[@chaseteel251]

Geoff putting himself and the party at risk for fart jokes is pretty much the only thing he's accomplished the whole show.

[@wolfox7776]

and it has been hilarius every time

[@rhondeau9175]

then ryan saves their asses.. again. The Mad King talks the talk.

[@tm.2382]

Legitimately learned some wisdom from Michael when Griffon was mad, and Geoff was trying to ease the tensions by calling her power sexy and all that stuff. I would've honestly reacted the same way Geoff did if I was in his shoes, but I can see why now that it was rude because he was teasing her when she was trying to make a point in the game. Good on you Michael!

[@ForgottenAzhell]

i know there is only 6 of us viewers but im to fucking stupid to count but this is my favorite show they make to bad im to fucking stupid to realize how bad it is. RIGHT GEOFF.

[@9itsjustme2]

ForgottenAzhell your more Salty than the black Sea. Stop being so emotional. they always call the viewers stupid

[@yz_wolf6582]

Richard Cranium I think you mean the dead sea

[@ForgottenAzhell]

o.o......you realize i was joking right...

[@9itsjustme2]

YOU ARE CORRECT SIR

[@MainGoldDragon]

I hope you were faking your grammar too because Oh God !

[@orionrolater2812]

I call bullshit. Jeremy can't be an ad goblin, he's already a hobbit.

[@ericgerlach8496]

Am I the only one who still thinks Ryan's (Albus) alignment is Chaotic Neutral and not Neutral Evil? I mean I know he did kill some prisoners but it's not like they were innocent. They were slavers who did try to kill them and being Chaotic means you don't have to keep your word. I mean Gus (Bor Ealis) has called for the deaths of several prisoners and Jeremy Orma killed several surrendering foes yet is still considered Chaotic Neutral. Plus Gus has been very apathetic and annoyed towards helping others so to me his alignment should be Lawful Neutral (which is generally recommended for Vengeance Paladins if I remember correctly). I mean didn't he also try to kill those tigers back in the jungle rather than heal them? I know the whole fight the greater evil thing but he's done a pretty shitty job at being Lawful Good. Also, Geoff (Bo Jingles) should definitely be Chaotic Evil. The casino thing and pyromaniacal antics as well as betraying the party really show that he has hurt them more than Ryan ever did who has SAVED the party multiple times. Also, for those saying that alignment doesn't matter, ALIGNMENT DOES MATTER as it affects whether certain creatures will kill you on sight or whether certain items or spells will affect you. Plus I know player choice to make an interesting backstory and what not but I still don't understand why Bor Ealis is racist as Bahamut is a dragon and is worshipped by Dragonborn and other races (RANT OVER)

[@greenill6679]

Eric Gerlach For as many times Ryan has saved the lives of four a**holes who constantly berate him for no reason, he might as well be chaotic good

[@trashfire9641]

Eric Gerlach Your understand alignment poorly. A character doesn't act in a certain way because they're evil/neutral/lawful, they are considered those alignments *because* of the way they act. Alignments can shift based on your choices and actions.

[@Aplesedjr]

Eric Gerlach I definitely feel like Michael and gus chose the archetypes they did so they didn't have to be lawful good paladins all the time.

[@McBubbleslvl900]

Logan Sanders Which is weird in Michaels case cause he generally seems pretty gooood

[@reuben5694]

And bor ealis and orma killed the guy who asked for some water

[@Eienias]

1:07:00 "Ryan is like a fat kid watching his parents fight." lmfao this episode is INCREDIBLE bo jingles look at what you've wrought!

[@kevinoneal9779]

#RyanDidNothingWrong

[@taylorbeckett9686]

Kevin O'Neal #Alternativefacts

[@emeraldchild97]

#Ryandidsomethingswrongbutnotenoughtoactuallybelievethatheistrulyevilandnordoeshedeservetobebullied #2017stopthebullyingagain

[@fullmortal4116]

#RyandidseveralthingsanddesereseverythingthathashappenedtohimhoweverGeoffdeservesfarworse

[@Thrash_74]

Mortalliz #StopTheHashtags

[@fullmortal4116]

#No

[@gregg.3134]

I love how on board they all were to Ryan wanting to keep the dragons eye. Even going as far as to help figure out ways to preserve it.

[@rj_ay8172]

I'd love to see a series starring Ad Goblin and Son of Ad Goblin

[@krazykid148]

Zadok the Priest I think it would make a great RT short.

[@QuasarKnightGaming]

Zadok the Priest excuse you you'd best get the names right. Dad Goblin and Son of Dad Goblin.

[@zombizblood]

this is definitely my favorite series they made. I feel like it may not be the most popular but I get the impression the fan base for it is really dedicated to the content. I know I am. :)

[@megaicculus1441]

The diagram of the casino fire, pure gold. That diagram makes up for Gus and Geoff calling me dumb.

[@zuthgamer]

Jeremy: yeah uuuh my dad is off sick today. Jack is Jeremys dad confirmed.

[@dre5379]

Half Life: 3 confirmed.

[@joesearle5495]

How about every day not bi weekly

[@solsticelacer]

Sustainable Surfboard agreed

[@Armor15gaming]

Sustainable Surfboard PFFFFFFFF Nope not happening. Last season the episodes were half as long and once a week, now it's twice as long and once every two weeks. I don't mind though

[@yz_wolf6582]

Zane Turbyfill I think they are long enough but need to be once a week

[@dre5379]

Everyday! Everyday!

[@KingOfHalla]

They don't have the TIME to do TWO hour episodes EVERY week.

[@mediamonger6514]

I really hope Ryan gets some kind of capability to craft potions or magic items. All this cool body loot hes getting.

[@Noodleslayeroriginal]

Oh man is Michael a "blue eyes white dragon" I can't believe I'm just realizing it now

[@user-sl7tm9mf8y]

I have never seen Griffon so pissed holy shit.

[@joshbrown5037]

Does anybody else want a Sprite now? Not that I would tell you to drink one of course, not even if I was in a commercial for Sprite

[@mattdickson2]

josh brown ENDORSEMENT DEAL cool like a sprite soda

[@genesisrhapsodos9782]

Oh, the drink. At first I thought you were talking about the fairy like creature

[@joshbrown5037]

Matt Dickson there are people with signs next to me telling me to promote Sprite, telling me to demand you drink it even. I respect you too much though

[@gabrieldasilva6271]

It was Geoff's fault that the dragon showed up. "He woke a sleeping dragon"

[@carlstephens8907]

So yeah... three years late... You didn’t steal the block and tackle, that was the prize for the drinking contest...

[@419574]

I fucking love when Michael nails the camera while some bullshit goes down.

[@daegzy3031]

And the Ad Goblin lore grows.

[@nibblerseven]

I never thought I'd say this, but Ryan was adorable in his side conversation with the Green Alchemist. I fucking die when they mention his familiar

[@milkworms7839]

Jeremy honestly did an amazing job of sounding like son of Ad Goblin. I'm not totally sure which one I like more anymore

[@UltimateDumbass16]

Alright I'm going to write this comment and it's probably going to attract drama like honey attracts flies but fuck it: I've seen a lot of comments about the difference between Bo Jingles and Albus (not to mention how the guys themselves react to them). Here's the thing: Albus is a thief. This is a fact that Ryan has admitted, and sure it caused a dragon to appear(as did Geoff's metagaming) but it really hasn't caused any harm. Albus himself hasn't either; at least not to the party. Sure, he wants to kill and threatens people a bunch, but it's always people who have done wrong. He's never done anything that would harm the party(except blaming the jewel's theft on Bor Ealis, but really the dragon would have attacked either way) If anything he's gotten them OUT of danger more than gotten them IN it. He can almost always talk his way out of a bad situation(i.e. the Green Alchemist being pissed at Bo Jingles)and while not the best fighter, he's still killed more than Bo Jingles has.(at least I'm pretty sure. Bo Jingles has only killed like, what? 2? 3 over all? Albus having killed more than that.) And Bo Jingles has put the group in dangerous situations more than any of the others put together. He helped Sanji put the party to sleep and steal the artifact; he's set fires EVERYWHERE they've gone; his stubbornness nearly got him, Mogar, Na, and Father Dory KILLED during the truth room scene when it could have gone smoother had he talked it through without being a dick; he constantly acts like a child and casts farting spells, causing childish arguments and spell wars(however, I will admit, those parts are extremely funny and I enjoy them.), and he's extremely careless and acts before thinking. His farting trick with Orma nearly got everyone killed AND almost derailed Frank's entire campaign! Albus has never done anything that was even CLOSE to causing that much trouble for himself OR the party. Now I love both Ryan and Geoff,(actually I love everyone at that table, but I digress) but I had to say this for everyone to understand. Albus isn't the evil one. If anything, Bo Jingles is. (Sorry for the super long comment. Thank you for reading my rant, and have a nice day. ^_^)

[@thelividdeads]

Apathetic Ad-Goblin is Best ad-goblin

[@tylerculbertson451]

Wasn't the door to the casino magically locked before Geoff started the fire. Didn't they have to have Cork open it by mimicking the secret word in the dude's voice AFTER the fire was already started? So Geoff did technically start a fire with a lock door and a bunch of innocent people inside.

[@SabreDance256]

Please tell me LilJ's "my dad is out sick" line was improv, because damn that was excellent.

[@Museko]

Michael's face at 1:16:05 is worth a million words.

[@BasedGarlicMan]

When they spend a whole episode shiting on Ryan then he's singlehandedly saves the party from geoff's bullshit.

[@hail2tfreeman]

35:12 Possibly the funniest part of the episode to me

[@rojowell1ginger914]

Thank you 2ish years later!

[@kendrafitzpatrick9137]

1:06:29 for the people who came from AHWU to see Gryffon get pissed off.

[@FrothyBumSqueeze]

Kendra Fitzpatrick and 1:28:58 for when Geoff says "I want a divorce"

[@yankeemike8699]

FrothyBumSqueeze no he doesn't

[@cadentailimtog2032]

FrothyBumSqueeze oof

[@AverageGames114]

Defend our master Albis. All hail his evil mage.

[@THGirs]

I'm so glad they didn't edit the teleports in, Jeremy was fucking hilarious

[@sightlessninja2456]

Just saying, Cork is like this series' Caboose.

[@QuasarKnightGaming]

Nathan Hayes you kidding me? He's this campAigns general or whatever they named the actual "leader" of red team. He's just some poor bastard stuck working with like 4 assholes and their harem while they constantly dig him in to a deeper shithole.

[@matthewc9868]

Hes going to big hero of all this shit, just you fuckin wait!

[@jasondamrau9147]

*Orma rolling for romance with Green Alchemist* Griffon: 13 to charisma, what do I add to that” Geoff:-13 Lol suer under rated joke

[@gerythionargarys7848]

So, the next time the gang dog piles on Ryan, he can actually be 100% correct in pointing out that he was the one who diverted disaster. A disaster that somebody ELSE started.

[@Vortor]

Oh man he took individual scales? They could've made some great armor out of that. The dragonborn paladin who keeps getting acid-hurt could've gotten some sweet acid-resistant armor. A young one? That's enough to make half a suit of armor or something I think? Yeah, looked it up, young black dragon is medium sized, so not enough for a full suit of armor. Could do a shield though.

[@KoolAidMan00069]

despite being right outside his house, it takes them until 45:03 to finally meet the green alchemist

[@robertdobbson6667]

2 weeks for that? 2 weeks just to watch Geoff get all fussy bus in beginning, and drop his man card at the end! Wow.Perhaps its time for Geoff to become the new ad goblin.

[@stomper8056]

Everyone hates on Ryan, but he has used his persuasion to save you guys more than Geoff has done anything useful XD

[@eduardosacasa5007]

Geoff passes Frank note. Orma farts on the condition that she starts flirting; 3 seconds later Orma starts flirting... xD

[@parkerdowling]

1:06:31 if you came from the AWHU

[@Juanbobo13]

Parker Dowlingparkylark thank you

[@justinbrooks6190]

You deserve a award thank you so much

[@jeremiahhill8125]

Parker Dowling you're doing gods work, son

[@darrianweathington1923]

The video game equivalent of this is standing in front of a quest giver NCP while messing with each other before even clicking (accept mission) then instead of accepting the mission they attack the NPC and now the game is sequence broken... I LOVE IT

[@xAxLxExCx]

Jeremy was fucking great

[@doml8540]

Yah it didn't make sense the amount of shit Albus was getting, when Bo Jingles has been doing party detrimental shit all game. While Albus actually does productive things a majority of the time.

[@Zombastrophe]

It makes me so sad to see the view count drop every episode. This is the best series I have watched from them since I first discovered them years ago! Keep up the great work!

[@LordBaruch]

When they offered the dragon carcass to the Green Alchemist, that song from Pete's Dragon just came into my head: "Dragon liver will cure a cold, dragon powder grows hair; with dragon blood you'll never grow old, every piece is covered in gold!"

[@M0PM45T3R]

Even if they did steal the block & tackle, haven't we all drunk a merchant under the table and robbed them while they were passed out? Can we really go throwing stones?

[@drive2160]

M0PM45T3R you didn't kill them?

[@Khaine140]

Super funny episode. The plot moved along super slowly, but it was totally worth it for all the hijinks along the way. Please never stop making this show.

[@buscuitnaught3026]

Ye Old Dungeon Master is inflicted with the Black Death. -2 Dexterity +3 Farting

[@injusticevideos9459]

Jeremy as the ad goblin is the first in-video ad that I have not skipped over in 6 months, he was fantastic! love that guy.

[@SupremeCreame]

lol looking back on these old episodes of Heroes and Halfwits I am not surprised at all about Geoff and Griffon's divorce.

[@Chocaholic523]

can I just say that I love Coark. He is gentle bird people, and is really holding his own, making an effort to learn common and teach Orma hus native tongue. Plus, he's so goofy and lovable! I hope they don't kill him off, I'll be so crushed if they do.

[@l.warner3951]

And now everyone is on Geoff, and I don't care.

[@l.warner3951]

At least the party is now stop messing with Ryan.

[@marcoboscarol2420]

Didnt you just did?

[@l.warner3951]

Marco Boscarol Did what?

[@l.warner3951]

Oh. Thanks.

[@marcoboscarol2420]

yes and no I was commenting about the first comment where he/she has said "I dont care" but obviously did because he posted a comment, or there is something I did not understood?

[@Wahbun]

To this day I crack up every time Gus manages to work in that vanilla ice reference

[@ieatpie315]

"Does it look flammable?" this man is my spirit animal.

[@CaptBlackjack22]

Thumbnail: Ryan fumbling with something and looks mid sentence. Gus pointing into camera. This will be a good one.

[@K1NGRA1]

Ryan is one of those people that would release the monster in horror movies simply because the fact when asked what to do when they went into the room full of mechanical dolls his first instinct was to yell "hello!"

[@worldonfire0336]

MY BEST FRIEND MADE THAT BANNER!! She's an amazing cosplayer in Australia that goes by the name Orstrix and she was so excited when she found out that you guys were actually using it on set and tweeted it to her! For anyone that's interested you can follow her on twitter by searching @orstrix or on facebook by searching for "Cosplay by Orstrix", but a HUGE thank you to you five, especially Gus and Geoff for signing her banner, taking photos with her and making her day so special

[@Laerbn]

Much better than the last one. Hope everyone realizes Geoff's character is a lying asshole and not him, though. Good episode, though.

[@captainbritain7379]

I love how Mr. Rage Quit is trying to be the peace maker here