RACIST CARTMAN COMMITS HATE CRIME

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i ended up cutting all of the clips where cartman is in jail, so this is a cut that only features one of the a or b plots of the episodes. i think the jail scenes just aren't very funny or interesting, mostly just poo and ass jokes.
i think the jail plot is also completely pointless, they clearly only made cartman throw the bucket shoes at the end to give it some glimmer of purpouse, but it doesn't really work imo.
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[@sayakamaizono2050]

Out of all the times Cartman has actually been racist, they punished him for when he wasn’t being racist

[@adamkhalil7099]

That's how the world works man 😂

[@alkohallick2901]

Cartman was never racist.

[@pixelman1234]

@@alkohallick2901 He thought Hitler was cool, so yeah, in a way he was.

[@Rand0mly7]

​@@alkohallick2901against whom?! Do you remember that Kyle is jew right? 😂

[@TherapistThe_rapist]

​@@alkohallick2901cap

[@RomanRoblox]

"Do British people count as an ethnicity?" "Nah" "Sweet" LMAOO

[@um8078]

what do you mean british "people"

[@akosszilagyi2656]

He should've said French.

[@ChaosAgentKye]

😡🧐🍵

[@Anon1gh3]

Too real. So sick of anglophobia.

[@KennyMcCormick69_420]

I'm British lmao

[@nicholass.brisco2213]

I love how when the kids declared Clyde the "new fat kid", Clyde was slowly turning into a new Cartman using his phrases "I'm just big boned" and "God Dammit!".

[@cospoon7880]

Yeah, that's just the joke

[@infernoninja5195]

Maybe it's representative of how Cartman became the way he is, because it's the way his environment treated him.

[@wachinimagaming4898]

@@infernoninja5195 Plus the Post COVID specials showed much better Cartman’s life became once he left the town, there’s a strong case to be made that part of the reason he is so evil is because of his friends

[@nicholass.brisco2213]

@@habababa1312 Looking back, I can see how you think my comment was by a bot but no-I am not one. I deal with the same thing too.

[@Aaron-zu3xn]

he hit a black kid with a rock and got 13 years he sent 4 women off a cliff to die and nobody said anything

[@soumabob7407]

the black kid Is tolken or token and the 4 women only one i know its bebè the blond girl with a Red shirt

[@seriousmonkey5654]

Yeah but women suck and are useless, so....

[@Sailorsega]

They were also white, so it's not considered a hate-crime.

[@the_jingo]

@@Sailorsega how could it be considered a hate crime when I LOVED doing it

[@Sailorsega]

@@the_jingo I literally LOLed at your comment. Well done, sir.

[@anb7408]

“Yeah, we killed Kenny. We’re bastards.” 😂😂😂😂

[@kyleschwartz2501]

Cartman: (kills a kid’s parents, and feeds their son their corpse of chili) Judge: nah you’re good man. Cartman: (throws a rock at Token because he called him fat) Judge: THAT’S THIRTEEN YEARS AT JUVENILE HALL!

[@TrollAlert-xv6qg]

Speaking dah obvious

[@LucianDevine]

Actually, the rancher killed the parents, and it was Scott himself who sent them to the ranch.

[@decrepitmanlet652]

The fact that he was able to carry Eric with just one hand is hilarious

[@Lulnateee]

& by his hat at that 💀

[@infernoninja5195]

FBI be doing forearm curls with uranium kettle bells

[@wolframyt4494]

1:07 That guy must be strong as hell because he just picks him up a 200 pound kid like a briefcase 💀

[@IllInQuestion]

blud 90 pounds fr

[@user-vh8gh9hk7l]

You underestimated Cartman’s hat, which can hold a 200 pound fatso

[@thefounderofgiggleworld]

3:05 "Killed Kenny." "We killed Kenny??" "Yeah, we killed Kenny we're bastards." they way he casually says it is so funny to me

[@LordMexicanDGB]

I love kenny's go go bronco car its so cute how he drives it

[@Graham-cr6ub]

he be zoomin

[@guypeate3628]

Kenny's gone GTA

[@senorpepper3405]

They chose the go go action bronco because oj Simpson ran from the police in a slow white bronco. 1994. He led the police on a 55mph chase.

[@TrollAlert-xv6qg]

@@senorpepper3405well duh captain obvious

[@senorpepper3405]

@TrollAlert-xv6qg some people don't know that and i wager that these youngins did not. Captain you knew that.

[@Void_galaxy]

5:35 the way the girls fell off the cliff got me laughing 😂

[@_FriendSShip_]

How did they survive 😭

[@noobpro5346]

@@_FriendSShip_ could been snows I’m guessing

[@mehdibahaj7792]

Free falling 😂

[@user-co1gi7yd2r]

@@_FriendSShip_ one of them got snatched by a bear

[@rebaz-ry9hx]

​@@user-co1gi7yd2rwasn't that wendy?

[@Sonic_The_Hedgehog666]

THIS PART IS JUST TOO FUNNY💀 2:00

[@DgardsGaming]

Wow Kenny Drives dangerously

[@ipasmor]

JESUS HES GONNA RAM IT

[@Nadialovesnuggies34]

I agree it's funny

[@janglangmalatang7475]

🤣

[@mallard975]

The reaction is halarious🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@patrickwhitedirt]

Kenny a real homie

[@kimberlybellard6972]

The resemblance to the OJ Simpson trial & car chase is funny 😂

[@nellsonstout7001]

Resemblance?? It’s an outright parody

[@Super-sonic-pals]

Fr

[@cjgamer9328]

3:04 we killed kenny. we KILLED KENNY? we killed kenny were bastards.

[@mr.azeemen234]

*b a s t a r d s*

[@DgardsGaming]

So casual, as if its normal. XD LOL

[@IllInQuestion]

@@DgardsGaming bruh, it is normal watch the show

[@DgardsGaming]

@@IllInQuestionWhat? Do you think I am talking about watching show?

[@IllInQuestion]

@@DgardsGaming bro you have to watch the show to know that kenny dying has to be the most normal shit throughout the show 💀

[@dekuvisuals9847]

Its funny how Craig is always at Mackey's office😂

[@user-df7xk8oi1c]

LMAO the voice of the judge 😂

[@hines862009]

Most accurate representation out of all the characters since judges aren't human.

[@markhunter3263]

That’s because the poster changed the voice to be something AI generated for some reason. Although it’s almost word for word what was in the original episode

[@alyssarasmussen1723]

@@markhunter3263 reason was because they found the va to be guilty of hate crime so they changed the voice to be ai

[@nihilisticprophet6985]

@@markhunter3263why did he do that? Only the judge? lol I don’t think it’s a copyright issue

[@markhunter3263]

@@nihilisticprophet6985 Maybe they had some issue with the original audio quality of their recording? Otherwise I couldn’t tell you.

[@taintwasher3703]

I love how he picked Cartman up by his beanie and carried him out

[@dennisjansson6239]

First time we hear Token (later renamed Tolkien) talk with Adrien Beard as his voice & first episode were Tolkien gets a bigger part in the series. 💜

[@geearssixteen2050]

Who’s token? I only know Tolkien. Did u think his name was token? That’s racist 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@dennisjansson6239]

@@geearssixteen2050 He was named Token but was renamed Tolkien in season 25.

[@nathanheehee8121]

@@dennisjansson6239 he was named tolkien the entire time cartman just cant spell

[@Dreidelium]

@@nathanheehee8121 when bro has no money to buy seasons

[@pueblo7106]

​@@geearssixteen2050 who gives AF his name is Token period gtfoh with your woke joke bs

[@AustinLCampbell]

I love at 1:07 when the FBI agent picks up Cartman by the hat! 🤣

[@sushi_samurai1890]

The hate crime logic is actually impecable. The writers of South Park are smarter than 98% of career politicians. 😂😂

[@heldtlouis2269]

I like how the FBI agent picks up Carman like it’s nothing

[@greywolf7577]

They grabbed him by his hat and carried him off. Somehow the hat held his weight without it coming off his head.

[@matheusmelisguerrapeixe2330]

4:55 The best or worst part is that they are right

[@michaelwu7678]

No they're not lol. That's like saying hating someone for sleeping with your wife is the same as hating someone because of their race.

[@ryanhegseth8720]

Thanks for these awesomely edited videos. The edits are hilarious, worthy of the show.👍🏻

[@Monstervolging]

0:48 Laughed way too hard on that one

[@mr.anonymoose2810]

3:05 Why did i laugh at this so hard

[@deeznutzzzzzzzz]

😂😂😂

[@AdventuresWithBozo]

Probably because they just realized that they would say that everytime he died

[@newyorkfan9832]

We killed kenny were bastards😭😭😭😭😭

[@user-wq3qg1oq9f]

"HES FINNA RAMP IT"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rodrickheffley0011]

Cartman : do british people count as an *i dont know cuz i forgot* for hate crime? Kyle stan and tolkien : nah Cartman : sweet. Gets me every time

[@sinkmaster5726]

5:34 now that is a hate call.

[@christopheracosta2043]

Serves them right, especially the one in pink!

[@ryry6521]

Eric is like the rest of us we’ve had just about enough lol.

[@H3-H3LL_NAH]

*Kenny: fucking crashes into a tree and gets mutilated by a brick-made-person* Kyle: 😨 “We killed Kenny?-“ Stan: 😟😐 “We killed Kenny; we’re bastards.”

[@adamsagov1058]

You have to admit Cartman's got good aim.

[@Ryder_Taul]

3:04 "We killed Kenny. WE KILLED KENNY?! We killed Kenny, Were Bastards."

[@dravenocklost4253]

Everything keeping with the core story and all the bologna removed. Wonderful editing

[@yungnate188]

Lmao they jus casually pick him up like a briefcase

[@seal3249]

I thought he was too heavy to be picked up like that

[@heehee4341]

actual good edit, kept all the relevant and funny parts

[@catking9915]

I love when Kenny keeps dyeing every time when he did something

[@MIKE_WASOWSKI]

Cartman just casually kills 4 girls 💀

[@july9566]

When butters curses it's so adorable !

[@WudutCho]

Surely token would be arrested for hating fat people

[@roccospinelli5642]

The problem with this skit is this actually true

[@keithkelso9872]

Yep

[@tycrabapple9282]

Not really, they have to prove it was racially motivated which is hard to do

[@SmashyourXana]

@@tycrabapple9282 not if you are screaming the n word while you commit the crime. Trust me, that really favors the prosecution, as i found out at my sentencing hearing.

[@kerrymccarthy4761]

We killed kenny We killed kenny We killed kenny we are b###ards

[@spaea2062]

"Hate Crime suspect, Eric Cartman" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@guypeate3628]

0:34 Cartman throwing that rock at him had me dying

[@lastknightromine214]

Damn that rock made impact hard

[@danpatrickth2759]

Kyle said it last and cartman thought it was Tolkien. I guess cartman was right about Kyle being sneaky?

[@fynnthefox9078]

I love how the agent just carries Cartman by the head.

[@glados4765]

This is more accurate than ever before with the FBI.

[@viktoryanokovich3699]

But he was convicted of a federal crime? I thought only the president can pardon those

[@matthewcarrizal9773]

Technically, they can with a presidential pardon

[@user-fz9ky9sn9s]

that was by far the funniest episode i could never come up with....

[@borkaraju7632]

the slow ass go go bronco is hilarious

[@TylerDepew420]

Definitely one of my top 5 favorite episodes of this season 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@justinwolffam7801]

Left out the best part of the whole episode, romper stomper 😂

[@dirtyblonde1011]

Bruh, he hit Token in the FACE. Why's Token got a cast like it broke his arm? 😂

[@tarfathewise]

Because he’s pulling that race card babbbyyyyy.

[@cryosapien4607]

I didn’t know turd burglar was used this early in the show

[@aPandorasboxofmusic]

It's amazing how many homophobic slurs that little girl used, record breaking even.

[@IRISHBUTCHER]

Kennys a real one

[@tarfathewise]

Oh no he wouldn’t listen to me. LOLOL. Funniest video I’ve seen in a while.

[@beatislxgging]

"Oh we killed Kenny." "We killed Kenny?" "Yeah we're bastards" 😭😭😭

[@_kyleissokewl_]

1:08 the way he grabbed cartman from the head 💀🤚🏼🤚🏼

[@dudemantis5612]

Phil Collins Hill was the best joke of season four. Matt and Trey really made it clear they didn’t like Tarzan beating out their movie at the Oscars.

[@daremaster5254]

Alternate ending: Kenny flew out of his parka and landed far away

[@ytsn_THE_OG]

I love how the one time he actually gets punishment, is over an accident 😂😂😂

[@ballsymcballballs]

How tf did Token end up with an arm sling and 3 different bruises from 1 rock to the face?? 😅😅

[@klgonzwastakenbymydad]

Ironically a very wholesome episode.

[@voidedits123]

5:34 got me laughing

[@christopheracosta2043]

Serves them right, especially the one in pink!

[@Lizzy1403]

The hell did I do to you

[@HARBRINGERZERO]

Clyde turning into Cartman was hilarious. 😂

[@hackerknownas4chan490]

0:49 Yes way m'kay lmao

[@jessieb7290]

“Phil Collins hill” 😂😂😂

[@o.hernandez784]

I remember watching this in middle school. Talk of the day that next morning

[@ShawnFX]

I wasn't really a fan of Cartman when I first started watching but man over time he became my top 2 favorite along with Randy!

[@majorpwner241]

They're the driving forces on the show. A Cartman-centric episode is pretty much guaranteed to be good every time, and Randy is just stupid-funny in a relatable way.

[@itz_EnderMC]

I love the ending "british person"

[@LyonzHozalla]

The "Phil collins hill" got me crackin'💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Alaneri]

1:15 bro what is this british AI voice

[@PCMan8922]

Bruh.

[@herrabanani]

It's called Brian

[@Sonic_The_Hedgehog666]

It’s probably because of copyright

[@fargeeks]

What is the source of that voice?

[@thenono48rayan]

​@@fargeeks i dunno if im dumb or not but isn't it from GoAnimate or somewhere else

[@enzaza9200]

Watching southpark while playing stick of truth is incredible 😂

[@Bro...thatsCrazyyyy]

BRO CARTMAN GAVE EM THE SUPER MARIO KART 8 DELUXE TREATMENT HAD EM SWERVIN😂

[@dravenocklost4253]

1:06 Anyone gonna talk about how strong that fbi guy was, carrying that lard boy with one hand

[@guypeate3628]

Kenny drives like if he's been playing GTA

[@NexusEradication]

Nobody bats an eye when he feeds Scott Tenorman his parents in a chili tho 😂😂

[@jaceloban6874]

1:06 the way he just flippin picked his ass up LMAO

[@H3R0VR]

3:05 “we killed Kenny.” “We killed Kenny?” “We killed Kenny we’re bastards.”

[@latoyapowell2631]

They killed passion with his face😭lmao.

[@aranerem5569]

I love the car chase part

[@latoyapowell2631]

Kenny snakes has no oil to deceive, they took it.

[@harryparsons2750]

Hate crime legislation A Savage Hypocrisy

[@henrywong4599]

i love that Stan and Kyle says "we killed Kenny were bastards:"😂😂😂

[@pleaseenteraname1517]

This is the most tame thing Eric has done

[@PatrickJayGuillermo]

that crash of police cars

[@FxckRacism]

I don't always like hate crimes but when I do it's Eric Cartman hate crimes.

[@ogtriple00033]

My favorite childhood show 😂❤

[@annalexander4460]

THE WAY THEY FALL🤣 5:35

[@jbk19xx57]

That episode KILLED me.

[@N.i.c.o.]

The title sounds like basically any south park episode

[@obiviousrattatoie]

nice text to speech voice bro feels like im watchin goanimate again

[@PACKGODSBIGGESTFAN]

“Cartman’s ass is so fat, he makes your sled go faster” Tolkien is a savage 💀💀

[@paulbelamour8042]

The cute girl in pink is hilarious how she insults the boys

[@CLxJames]

She called them Turd Burglars. Season 23, Episode 8 was entirely dedicated to that exact thing

[@xZippy]

"I'm Agent Sharp and this is Agent Keen."

[@stephaniel.3812]

"Im not fat, im big boned."😂

[@Cabledeluz1977]

She called them “doughnut punchers” 😂😂😂

[@ChrisTopheRaz]

She just called them donut punchers lol

[@monoc120]

this clips guy is more active tbh trololo

[@AJSJ1987]

The way the feds carry him out😂