hey cole cassidy, my tarot card says to take off your pants

[@ThePikeOfDestiny]

my ex boyfriend was obsessed with tarot card and he would never say fun stuff like this to me, would just say I would die in an unforeseen encounter with the moon or some shit

[@plenilunium]

Idk how he read that, but it sounds like a bunch of horse sheit. You (as the person whom the card is speaking to) have to ask a specific (not too general) question first, and I am almost certain you did not ask: "When will I get unalived?" So... he was just fearmongering you.

[@juliomendoza1218]

😭😭😭😭😭okay miss majora’s mask

[@andrewgalvin496]

"her pronouns are they/them" PLS IM DYING

[@abyss6307]

so glad venture dropped a new video!!

[@Justanothervocalist]

The only scary part of this episode in Shartcandy’s mental decline was *that* at the end Hella funny though

[@Ooyuh]

As a straight man… my bad forget I said anything

[@lulow1291]

YESS NEW SHART VID

[@ethankendig7376]

Tower reversed🔮

[@veefemby]

if you weren't an overwatch player, you'd be like SO attractive 😭

[@chickennuggets4498]

so glad jiafei hopped on OW

[@horchataisbae]

Hey Shart, you have done it again mamas

[@grimmparagon427]

You hope drugs *aren't* in candy you eat? I cant say the same

[@g0lddustt29]

Sour patch kids >>> every other candy

[@ShartCandy]

sour patch watermelon >>>

[@gao9574]

Thank you for normalizing other body types ❤

[@paris9887]

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