HEY, it's Stewie

[@curtisgibson635]

I like how Stewie uses a random person mansion when his grandparents have one 😂😂

[@will_3908]

up the toon

[@indigodreams4816]

If I remember correctly the grandfather was having friends over and kids weren't invited

[@doktorluc2264]

@@Virusisthetrue the hell NO

[@rivadisyt]

Howay the lads

[@Liquethemodel]

@@Virusisthetrue Stewies dad is a pizza guy

[@sirembrum49thegreatmoth2]

He's gonna get alot of groceries . So really good ones

[@user-dt3go5py8n]

He’s going to get on brand stuff too

[@ishaghost]

Melons specifically

[@itsasonicfanyt8075]

And they all on sale! What a bargain!

[@jaleelhull941]

@@ishaghost don't forget the peaches

[@mediamuncher69]

@@user-dt3go5py8n cake.

[@jdjhahsbjf4653]

"All I know about cars is what my mom does" Same Stewie, same

[@deansamv]

Blink twice if u need help

[@kauedasilva1072]

@@deansamv Does it count if you blink each eye separately?

[@deansamv]

@@kauedasilva1072 yes

[@Zenssei]

I like how Stewie can build a fucking time machine but doesnt know how cars work lol

[@aarkproductions]

I'm 28 and I know nothing about cars lol

[@Aflay1]

"Damn, those women really bleeding this man dry for groceries?" Stewie: prolly, idk

[@ee3ee2ee3ee2]

Oh yeah he's gonna be dry

[@Gumbier_Than]

Hey they think women go out to dinner for free food, why not groceries? 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@rebuttalc2075]

Fraud is fraud

[@OverAndOverAndOver]

I love how Stewie is a mega genius except for his baby moment cutaways where all he knows is whatever his parents have shown him xD

[@multicatkid]

Book smarts vs. street smarts

[@Regal23_]

😂😂

[@Krakenborn654]

​@@multicatkidIntelligence vs Wisdom

[@Seetiyan]

Like when they covered their face that one episode playing Peekaboo, and Stewie suddenly couldn't see them. 😂

[@luisgerardonolascolopez7615]

This is what actually happens when you get a Costco membership

[@ladylad2763]

That'd be a dope costco ad it'd just be a bunch of people hitting on you to get some groceries

[@Gecko17k]

Hot.

[@THE_DOMINAT0R]

@@ladylad2763take notes Costco✍️

[@johnyoung8991]

Plot twist: they're all poor and actually need someone to buy groceries for them

[@Place_Your_Order_Here]

Alright. Plot Twist: They are groceries.

[@mechadoggy]

They’ll receive groceries in exchange for giving him their cherries

[@CosmicSteph]

I don’t think I’ve ever heard Stewie casually refer to Lois as “my mom”. That was different lol.

[@yanberman4580]

Plot twist: the girls just need to get some groceries Edit: oh wow, thanks for the likes people. Really didn't expect this much lol

[@JWex-jy7sk]

The guy a few hours later arriving at the grocery store: “Oh…you were serious?”

[@datn1ggaa.698]

that’s what they mean . it’s a reference to women stay in the kitchen to cook .

[@ajstudios9210]

@@datn1ggaa.698 No, it's innuendo.

[@childofsatan]

​@The Skull Emoji their tone was implying something dirty

[@yanberman4580]

​@@childofsatan someone got the dirty mind lol

[@LJ.Georgia]

They discussed impressing the class like it’s a drug mafia plan

[@priyanshuchhatoi7827]

It took me sometime but I got the joke. 😂😂

[@Velonism5594]

Pls I don’t get it

[@trisatla292]

@@Velonism5594 that conversation was in Stewie's perspective, and he doesn't understand anything about cars except what his mom does with them (which is typically just getting groceries) so he assumes the kid with the driver's license is popular because people want to get groceries with him. so that's why, in Stewie's imagination, these kids are talking about groceries even though we all know what they really mean

[@Velonism5594]

@@trisatla292 thanks :D

[@user-wv3ti9zc2s]

@@trisatla292 oh i thought it was because "women cant drive"

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@user-wv3ti9zc2s Stewie literally said “first kid in school to drive”. Meaning the girls just don’t have a license yet, not that their gender is preventing them from driving

[@numberoneappgames]

At least he's honest.

[@sirmrman1]

So the characters just create the cutaway gags themselves?

[@endurogod5230]

Yea, and Chris isn't the best at cutaways

[@tiablue9106]

pretty much when they set up the cutaway, it shows what they had in mind when saying it. so yeah

[@ELPM3]

stewie that was out of pocket

[@joeljustin]

Don't blame him. He thought sex meant a type of cake.

[@kentoonz_official]

Getting groceries whenever you want is an awesome feeling 😂

[@veggieburgerwithfries]

It’s funny cause I’m pretty sure Stewie can steal money or at least get some with all the technology he has. That should be an episode

[@rz7179]

Stewie has always connected groceries with women doing the shopping and loading up the car full of them. I.e. the helium whippets scene.

[@Weedsm0kr79]

Hey, it’s stewie 💀

[@GayKermit-._-.]

Yep, we saw the video

[@Weedsm0kr79]

@@GayKermit-._-. Shut up man your comment was Not needed

[@alldaygamingofficial8494]

"You won't like me when im groceries"

[@jpmm777]

All I know about cars is what my mom does 🤣

[@sussybaka119]

"All I know about cars is what my mom does"

[@djtundra8011]

Lmao all I know about cars is what my mom does

[@smlnerdfan3015]

Boy, when I was watching the cutaway, I was like... "Why are they all talking about groceries?". And then Stewie explained it, so now I get what was happening.

[@Normal1855]

Same here. 🤣

[@sealandland3959]

I still am not sure, could it be possible to get an explanation from you fine people?

[@BritishGuy.]

​@@sealandland3959 he only knows about what happens in cars from his mom, meaning he only thinks groceries are what cars are for

[@sealandland3959]

@@BritishGuy. thanks a lot indeed!!!! 😃😃😃

[@deronnpinnock6137]

Honestly, I was expecting a tossed salad joke, but this was way better. 😆🤣

[@19993gt]

Lmao I remember taking a girl in high school to actually get groceries 😂😂😂she bought me some chips and jello 😅 lol needless to say, the back was filled with groceries.

[@Bobababe16]

“That’ll cover my play dates for a year!”

[@EnterJester]

They sure do want to go to do groceries

[@ToopyAndBinooRulesEst2004]

And that’s why Lois is a literal mom joke.

[@stevennguyen4993]

when i got my license AND was finally old enough to have passengers under 25, I became popular all of a sudden. Malls, beaches, tourist spots, general driving all over the place because "I'm bored let's do something," etc. Then I realized I was exhausted, and that being imcluded wasn't the same as being used. People were making group plans for trips without me, up until the point where they ask me to pick everyone up from their houses. That was the point where I started saying no. Then all my "friends" disappeared. But then I found the reality that I'm not popular and that I don't need to be.

[@1607Adi_Manz]

lmao same I'm literally treat like driver for my friend who barely talk to me before

[@Fireglo]

Wait you're not allowed to have passengers under 25 when you first get your licence? Why 25? That's such a random age. Why would having a 23 or 24 year passenger be of any concern? God America is so stupid with their nonsensical rules sometimes.

[@stevennguyen4993]

@@Fireglo Something, something California law

[@Fireglo]

@Ban this youtube no other country I know of has this rule and as far as I know there have been zero studies to support implemented such a ridiculous rule. Besides 20-25 is not a teenager. 20-25 year olds are working age adults who will be unfairly impacted by this stupid rule. Imagine being 20 and not being able to drive your 24 year old co-worker to work with you. Lunacy.

[@YoutubeCat-ie1pc]

You cant have passengers under 25 in the US?! Until what age is that restriction? bc it sounds kinda shitty lol. What if I had to drive my little sister somewhere?

[@SavantPete]

Grocery shopping as a date is actually a vibe

[@CIA833]

Of course if you know what they LITERALLY mean with the "groceries" word💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Random_Cassie]

I was gonna say, no teenage girl goes grocery shopping 😂

[@Wishmaster787]

I'm sure at least one does

[@gabriielsc]

thanks for your effort with the capitons! you deserve a subscription:)

[@what8389]

Uh

[@MagnaGuy]

No, it is annoying with the effects like those videogame "journalists"

[@nabeelahmed5659]

Oh no......not the groceries

[@lovinq._.b4k3r18]

Lmao

[@clarabreen-li2sw]

So many girls with groceries 😂

[@qnzman578]

Everytime I see this episode I'm distracted by the fact that that kid is dressed just like Doug Funnie 😅

[@kuruptzZz]

Haha this was 16 year old me, when my uncle gave me his old lexus LS

[@bronxishomenomatterwhereig3149]

For those mentioning Stewie's rich grandparent's and their estate. It was mentioned in the older seasons. Carter financially cut Lois and her kids off. As long as she's married to Peter. If they were to divorce. He'd give them access to the family wealth.

[@Sinsults]

Why did you split three sentences in to six sentences and sentence fragments, though?

[@dontmindme6995]

that's a reasonable decision tbf

[@bronxishomenomatterwhereig3149]

​@Sinsults yeah after reading this comment again, It does look ridiculous and is weird to read lol.

[@renegade6578]

I thought the joke was gonna go full circle and they were actually going to buy groceries lol

[@TacticalNel]

This was too good

[@Dr.Princess]

When I was watching this I was confused as fuck on why it was grocery shopping

[@drazzo777cod7]

It was a joke on women activists lol basically it is "oh you want to work then go work as a housewife"

[@bigfee900]

@@drazzo777cod7 no that's not it dude

[@mr.nofaceyt7714]

That last girl sounded a little hmmmm...

[@LXW-Arts]

Groceries turn girls on. Why else would be so many spills on the floor.

[@Dr.JagCobra]

@@LXW-Arts 😂

[@TheDayDreamingOwl]

In spite of the joke being that stewie is too young to know anything else about cars, this is pretty accurate. When I had a car in high school, I would get asked to drive friends and help them run errands.

[@EsmeraldaTGG]

y'know, the delivery wasn't perfect, but the joke itself was actually alright!

[@foxxyprince]

Bro got some rizz

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

Although this was meant to be a play on how little Stewie knows about cars, it's probably one of the unintentionally smart jokes they made. Whenever a kid get's their first license for something, many people, would try to charm them into letting them ride in said kid's car with them. Including to but not limited to simply Groceries.

[@GodOfMoonlight]

No but tell me why looking back at it, that grocery shopping was def a thing 🤣

[@CIA833]

a CLASSIFIED thing. Think🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂😂

[@viewtiful]

this plot felt so disney channel

[@syakirin.]

since twitter exist...stewie needs to clarify shits

[@michaelashaperonova]

Wait, his grandparents have one!

[@jordynm103]

They were having a party or something

[@wanlim9548]

" His knowledge of cars sucks "

[@jackslade3178]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that a woman asking to buy groceries is sincerely attractive

[@Diabhal4403]

Got a cartoon crush there good buddy?

[@Sinsults]

Yes, we are. Because that isn’t attractive. When a woman in Walmart asked for money to buy her groceries, I didn’t find her attractive. So, your “fact” isn’t a fact. Unless you’re using terrible grammar to talk about the girls in the video. Then, ew, those girls are like 15 or 16.

[@blockyshapes7001]

I don’t think the cutaway is true at all in reality, I had my license for the entirety of my sophomore year and no one really cared. Some kids are still getting their licenses right now in our Junior year (mostly kids who failed the drivers test but still), but the only people who have asked me for rides and stuff are my close friends and whatnot

[@19993gt]

lol you should hang around the grocery store😂

[@ObaREX]

That first girl's delivery of that line was a bit too good 😭

[@TheNerdyPencil]

The groceries thing is accurate when you’re the one friend in the group at college with a car.

[@MariahGeri]

It’s nice to date a guy who will take you grocery shopping lol. My ex use to.

[@korkukokusu8311]

He did wrong

[@vinsmokesanji175]

For a few seconds I thought that was Stewie many years after

[@markheadley125]

Awesome 👍

[@dazzlingdexter5060]

They all want groceries xD

[@paulsengupta971]

This happened to a friend of mine. He volunteered to take another female friend grocery shopping. They ended up married.

[@cartertorres777]

Bro imma be that driving kid

[@hi_im_angelatrainor]

Pickin up all the teenage mothers… smooth brotha

[@GoHazyQuietSexAngel]

@@hi_im_angelatrainor don't forget about all those smooth, groceries... 🤨🤨😚😚😜🤪

[@GoHazyQuietSexAngel]

You know you're good when they start asking you, paper, or plastic? Or did you bring you're own bag 🎒🛄🧳🤔😏

[@sayanmullick7559]

What Stewie's mom does "Groceries"

[@tunedude19]

This the plot to house party

[@therealNguniEmperor]

Oh, "She rides them"😂

[@Amaend8]

Thanks stewie. I was actually wondering why every teen girl wants the car for groceries 😹

[@xoliswaben884]

For a extremely smart bady that was king of a faulty plan😅😅

[@danielvazquez668]

That’s how cool he is … nice

[@diamondsword7972]

This guys going to be getting every grocery except milk, that part comes later on 😭

[@retro_0695]

somehow groceries still sounds sexual

[@Hi-by2ug]

Like he didn’t hear the conversation lol

[@jaihosking1510]

Couldn't he just have gone to carter's house

[@somthingdraws4513]

Carter was having a party

[@benperry8058]

Why do they say groceries like that.😅

[@f00dify]

I do love how Stewie is the smartest person on the show, but the creators throw in moments to remind the viewers that Stewie is still a baby.

[@_i_am_inside_your_walls_]

That high school student is literally my brother wtf 🤣💀💀💀

[@AmitShukla008]

30:19 Tobi had me dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanyvegaify]

Sad thing is i can see a girl saying this if youve ever had to carry a gallon of milk and other assorted items home on foot it sucks

[@destroyerz123]

This reminds me how throughout my entire life, people at school always made me the side character in the group, until I got to be the first person to get my driver’s license. Then I was driving people for days…

[@rebuttalc2075]

Stewie still plotting to takeover the world

[@Mai-Gninwod]

This confirms a deep metaphysical fact about the family guy universe: the cutaways are somehow either in their head, or guided by their consciousness somehow. This joke really caught me off guard.

[@Ava-mw1tt]

He won’t need groceries for a looong time loll

[@lailanihilton2012]

Okay I know the joke is about faking popularity but what the hell is with these girls a groceries?!

[@ChrisKoraltan]

Remember it’s Stewie’s flashback it’s what’s going on in his mind

[@lailanihilton2012]

@@ChrisKoraltan yeah buts it's about a guy that got his driver's license and that has nothing to do with groceries

[@dusty2080]

Stewie establishes in his cutaway he has no idea what goes on in the backseats of cars outside of what his mom does (fill it with actual groceries), so he thinks the girls just want to buy groceries with the guy, which also could work as a double entendre

[@paulnash6944]

Something in my gut tells me that, “getting groceries,” is about to become a code word for [music starts playing].

[@supagreatman2826]

"Hey its stewie" lmao

[@dalemenezes6504]

Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits! It says, "Oooooo!"😹😹😹

[@Blue-il8hf]

The way they say groceries is driving me crazy

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

When did groceries become sexy??

[@frogonthebikeheh]

They've always been hahaha

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

@@frogonthebikeheh really

[@frogonthebikeheh]

@@marvinthemaniac7698 mhm

[@aidanmackusick1817]

Eggplant

[@TimSmith-ne5zs]

Nah, I got mine pretty much first and I still got ignored lol

[@solarichan]

Because who doesn’t love groceries

[@man58652]

The last part😂😂😂😂

[@Herowebcomics]

...The ending skit makes more sense now! Thanks Stewie!

[@NECR0MANTICS0RCERER]

What kind of *"Groceries"* ?

[@fallengrit]

Bet Lois gets turnt up when that groceries🛒 song lyrics drop. Ever since she was stealing from different stores on a shopping spree, now understand why she is how she is.

[@Bumwsrd]

Party hardy 🎉

[@nathanjackson9112]

And ironically, they all work as double entendres...

[@mymelody7]

Is no one gonna point out how they say gross-er-E

[@arcticpidgeon]

That's how you say it

[@thegrabber3021]

No you’re just dumb they just have an accent and that’s how is spelt

[@BritishGuy.]

That's how you say it

[@AvatarStewie]

Nice one😁

[@CobaltCruiser]

I knew something was up when all the girls pronounced it as "grosseries" the same way Lois does

[@TheKharymusic]

This guy is going to be eating all the groceries. 😏

[@Cyber_NetTic]

"Groceries"

[@Mastermind8908]

Lois: "Groceries?!"

[@PurH662]

I can hear loud and clear Lois

[@MikeChhem]

I bet this dude will be known as, “The guy with three wives.” 😂