Hey wassa-matta-you, Altair!? HD

[@Karnagexx]

I'm really happy that there are a lot of people that are still enjoying this video, thank you :)

[@farmgoat9372]

Hey Karnage does the amount of views and likes your videos get depend on what region your in

[@SolaireOdeiaPreconceitos]

Assassin's creed 3?

[@Karnagexx]

Honestly, I have no idea lol

[@farmgoat9372]

@@Karnagexx I'll take that as a yes

[@JeebusMcWeebus]

Yes

[@320speed]

All he said was "wassa matter you Altair" and all hell broke loose lol.

[@polipod2074]

Yeah, I'm Italian and I don't find this offensive, but the American girl does 😂

[@tender0828]

@@polipod2074 that's how they do it 😅

[@smileyent.3055]

I don’t get it, is it supposed to be a pun?

[@robin9031]

@@smileyent.3055 mob boss accent

[@mrreyes5004]

It's technically not even racist because Desmond is literally Altair's great-great-great-times-whatever-grandson and thus is of Altair's ethnicity anyway, the others getting on him is literally like saying a black guy using the n-word is racist.

[@christianstump2115]

I accidentally triggered this trying to access the laptop couldn't stop laughing

[@Gamer4etoBG]

same

[@mr_shay3133]

Same

[@Blight6666]

Me too

[@shiftboey]

me 2 bruh

[@amos1682]

Same

[@theguy2636]

The fact that you can just keep saying "hey-wassa-matta-you-Altair" like a psychopath and nobody reacts is hilarious. 0:49

[@thehiddenone6232]

I like how one little joke turned into a big argument between 4 people

[@walo351]

That's just how the internet works

[@yarpen26]

It's actuallly what made the second game relatable. In spite of everything that happened later on, back in AC2 I actually gave a crap about these assholes. And I also liked how they made it clear their bantering and joking were just desperate attempts to relieve the constant tension.

[@brycealthoff8092]

@@walo351 it doesn’t even have to be a joke. Just a comment out of context is enough.

[@simonediliberto4314]

@@yarpen26 this is brotherhood not ac2

[@yarpen26]

@@simonediliberto4314 Brotherhood was still good though. It's only later that the franchise (or at least its general storyline) went downhill.

[@enzocignetti6359]

Desmond’s career in Assasssains creed was cancelled shortly after this with Ubisoft stating his words do not reflect the viewpoints of the company

[@2highbruh]

Ahaha😂

[@ShadowsandCityLights]

🤣🤣🤣

[@skaytrix4373]

Amazing 🤣🤣

[@65firered]

That's why they shelved him until Valhalla.

[@kuteken6312]

oh shit that's why they kill him in AC3 😂

[@kingofmemes3489]

Rebecca, Desmond, Lucy:argue Shaun: *YOGA?!*

[@proxima5013]

Did somebody say yoga?

[@22.piyushnaik76]

@@proxima5013 i like your name

[@proxima5013]

@@22.piyushnaik76 Thank you :)

[@lordofrims]

I love Shaun's voice in English, the spanish one doesn't make him Justice they all speak like Spaniards, he doesn't even sound intelligent ffs.

[@LaVitaNouva]

Namaste

[@glowhoo9226]

They’re getting mad at Desmond for wanting to take a break when the dude is in literal danger of taking up blood finger painting as a hobby

[@hamilton2861]

True 😂

[@AlaReDuS]

"Blood finger painting as a hobby" I'M FUCKING DECEASED BRO XD.

[@JustinTK416]

Took me sec, but yeah, that got me lol. I can still remember that moment of pure “The FUCK?!” when I beat AC1 the first time. Still remember expecting the series to take on like a Stephen King-ish supernatural horror element though. And I can’t tell you the absolute hype I felt at the first Assassin’s Creed 2 poster I saw in a Gamestop.

[@samirraza9069]

@@AlaReDuS So is Subject 16.

[@AlaReDuS]

@@samirraza9069 Good lord have some mercy bruv😂😂 His sacrifice was not in vain tho.

[@shinyagumon7015]

Rebecca: That's racist Desmond: I literally was this guy!

[@ilo3456]

Desmond: I am descended from the man

[@capybara9521]

@@ilo3456 you like your own comment cringe

[@capybara9521]

@@ilo3456 nice buying bots for likes

[@OliveAbyss75719]

@@capybara9521 Damn what did this guy do to you?

[@ilo3456]

@@OliveAbyss75719 I have no clue, I literally don't even have enough money to save my life lol.

[@Pulang_Diwa]

I love how Desmond just keeps repeating what he said in the end as if to say "That'll show her!".

[@Karnagexx]

lol I wanted to see if there would be any unique dialogue after the cutscene, but he just repeats the same line

[@spartankongcountry6799]

They wasted more time dogging on him than he did just being silly.

[@bobbybobert3480]

Women

[@jonathansotelo4877]

Which is kind of tragic. I mean it was five seconds of personality he had and they scolded him for it.

[@mannyoftheeast3318]

No no you're right, let's just all screw around while the world falls in to pieces.

[@hetecks1385]

@@bobbybobert3480 the most important character in the human race plot line: *w o m e n* - EA and Dice when making battlefield 5

[@jesustyronechrist2330]

A great joke and a moment that seemingly stings in today's climate...

[@meatiest1989]

When you realise Desmond can be almost racist to anyone due to his genetics

[@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145]

The ultimate power of the ALL RACIST WORD PASS

[@scrollingon1637]

Yep he can just play the "I'm part-Arabic-Italian-Native American-Welsh" card

[@user-mr6tg1yw2g]

He is the Avatar the chosen One Maybe God himself

[@lionyum7584]

@@AlexTonar Didn't he die?

[@Previouslyknownasovcean]

Ey I've seen u before

[@Blackjack_MD]

Rebecca: That's Racist. Desmond: You're Racist Altair: You're all Racist. Everyone: No U.

[@strigers8007]

Truly amazing

[@steveweast475]

Damn this niqqa time travelling

[@kaysden]

This was ahead of its time

[@theradchad9635]

Wait how can he be racist if he is part Italian

[@masterskywalker7131]

I didn't know that joke was around in 2013

[@biofriik]

This game predicted Twitter.

[@stefanocanicchio7278]

yeah, kinda

[@bandanasaikia6048]

😂

[@yarpen26]

Twitter was three years old when that game came out. Although sure, the canceling thing was still a loooooooong way off then.

[@AussieInDistortedworld]

😂

[@slayerofcrusadersandsmallh6404]

American/european momment

[@AlfredoKnightX]

Altair in heaven: *Instanly Laughing*

[@tanzid5490]

you mean in Masyaf...on the chair

[@ibn_adham]

@@tanzid5490 What are you guys talking about? Altair wasnt immortal, he died long before the present day.

[@Bonkman83]

Altair: *Wheezing*

[@wikipediaintellectual7088]

@@ibn_adham We got him mixed up with his 21st century doppelgänger. Give us a break.

[@seaman_de_man]

@Honey Hive you're racist

[@Cardinal_Prince]

Can someone please take "wassa matta you Altair" and dub it over ezio when he meets Altair? I just think that would be so funny lol

[@IdeaSeeker]

As you wish my brother... I'll do it for you... I'll text you in two or 3 days when it's ready... Sorry I have a tight schedule.

[@Cardinal_Prince]

@@IdeaSeeker it's ok, my friend haha. Take your time

[@unfoldedperson8737]

@@IdeaSeeker It’s been 3 days where is it?

[@IdeaSeeker]

@@unfoldedperson8737 Sorry bro... here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4ixZ4SVZ8-Ahac

[@LegendarySparantus]

@@IdeaSeeker Lol, awesome video, I love the fact that Ezio and Desmond talk like that to a CORPSE xD And the thumbnail is great

[@jonleetruman4064]

Rebecca: "Thats racist." Desmond: "no u."

[@thewheel6212]

Same person... Different identity...

[@AxxLAfriku]

I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear jon

[@akhimahathir2004]

@@AxxLAfriku ok sub begger

[@CTE-6000EagleVeryHeavyFighter]

@@AxxLAfriku your channel is shit

[@BadassKenway535]

@@AxxLAfriku your videos *are* bad, so get outta here

[@voidishprattles4319]

That was the fastest escalation I've ever seen lol. It went from Mario joke to F-bombs almost instantly.

[@licka]

The first 12 seconds are hands down the best exchange in this entire series.

[@symmetrymilton4542]

yep

[@anakyangbudiman8497]

@CREEPY SKIPPY That's racist

[@sirragno1923]

@@anakyangbudiman8497 You're racist.

[@Jonnell01]

@@sirragno1923 Really? This is what you guys are doing?

[@sirragno1923]

@@Jonnell01 Oh no! God forbid I get a break. I've only spent the past three fucking weeks inside that machine.

[@Hannibal_the_Cannibal]

Lucy out there holding the whole group together so she can betray them later on according to plan

[@Bervik]

Let's just pretend that's non-canon...cause that's some smelly bullshit

[@smileyent.3055]

@@Bervik we won’t pretend shit for your silly fantasy. That bitch fooled us all and it’s canon, it is what it is 😂

[@Hannibal_the_Cannibal]

She betrayed the group not nearly as much as Ubisoft did with the whole franchise, sadly

[@Bervik]

@@smileyent.3055 If you say so lol

[@SuperSteph5]

I remember hearing about her betrayal but when was it confirmed?

[@ninjafrog6966]

Pretty sure Desmond and Rebecca were just joking around until Lucy ruined the mood. Desmond has been in the animus for 3 weeks, and yet Lucy snaps at him because he decided to take a break, even though she literally suggested he take one when he needs to, and they programmed the animus so he can leave it whenever he likes

[@MoistDampRat]

Someone should do something about her.

[@Shank5ter]

Well spoiler alert she’s a bad guy so she probably didn’t have his best intentions in mind

[@talibjames2659]

@@Shank5tertemplar, not a bad guy

[@tropicalbreeze1164]

Yeah got that vibe too, those two were just joking around to lighten the mood until Lucy made it all tense again. Then our boy from Britain decided to come in and try to reel em back into a better mood

[@gingersnap329]

@@talibjames2659 The Templars are the bad guys by almost any metric in nearly every game they're in. Rogue is the exception

[@vishnuprateek379]

The graphics dont look bad for almost a decade ago

[@bigpoop3073]

It’s probably the remaster

[@mooseboombastic8175]

@@bigpoop3073 even if it were, it makes not much difference since the remaster BARELY touched up the game.

[@bigpoop3073]

@@mooseboombastic8175 Nah they actually had some pretty decent graphical improvements, but mostly for the first game.

[@ronlionheart1646]

@@bigpoop3073 yeah the remaster came out 10 years back...

[@bigpoop3073]

@@ronlionheart1646 Nah it came out in 2016

[@aaronmarcus8142]

Desmond and Rebecca fight like 12 year olds 😂

[@ManLikeEddy]

ngl I am actually starting to think rebecca crushes on desmond

[@RogueAssassin]

Desmond trusted her and saw her as a friend. He did have feelings for her.

[@mauriciobello8062]

@@ManLikeEddy No, I think he loved Lucy

[@tiamod]

Anyone know if this scene is in the Ezio Collection? I wouldn’t be surprised if it was removed

[@ILUVXINGYUNRAHHH]

@@tiamod it is in ezio collection

[@patrickbone5993]

Desmond is literally the only person in that entire group who deserves an honest to god break and he never gets one.

[@AesirUnlimited]

This was a Twitter argument in a nutshell. Some guy saying something random, another person calling them racist for said throwaway comment, then someone else perpetuating the situation by criticizing them for arguing in the first place. Then some random shmuck who had nothing to do with the conversation tries to get everyone to makeup.

[@knightmare3706]

And the rando became everyone favorite person, just because.

[@roger5555ful]

And it becomes an argument against the cops and trump

[@knightmare3706]

@@roger5555ful yeah, somehow every single argument ends up with those two topics. You could be Samuel Hayden saying "the longer the icon of sin is on earth the stronger it gets" and two seconds later someone will reply with "acab" or some other retarded shit like that. (if this gets deleted it's YT not me)

[@LegendarySparantus]

I think what you're describing can fit Internet arguments in general if you replace "racist" by anything else, like "another person who's not happy with the different opinion they just saw gets angry at the OP"

[@AesirUnlimited]

@@LegendarySparantus I disagree

[@doncheadlegaming7521]

The group never got to do reconciliatory yoga. Truly the saddest piece of AC lore to date.

[@Pin-Din7]

that's hilarious and sad at the same time cause you're extremely right! our main stars just kind of completely died.

[@aidsdispenser832]

BTW later on they had another arguement when u were in the machine that someone ate everyone's yogurt. So I think Shawn meant yogurt but in a accent

[@chair2945]

@@aidsdispenser832 Shawn also accused Rebecca of being a Templar. Reading the mails are so worth it, they're hilarious.

[@aidsdispenser832]

@@chair2945 yea. I do read the mails. Like the one part where all of them fight about who ate the yogurt. Then there are some timetables for guarding the area and stuff. It's just that I haven't played brotherhood for such a long time I've started to forget a bit

[@shastacat9632]

lucy would still be alive if they had

[@abiwoo95]

This is like, my favourite part of the game. Especially Sean's little addition of yoga. Hah.

[@simonediliberto4314]

Shawn*

[@kiyrukk]

Shaun

[@jesustyronechrist2330]

Shawawiwuwa*

[@TheRealBlazingDiamond]

Fabian: Did somebody say yoga?

[@elonmuskhaslostit]

Trevor: did somebody say yoga

[@anarmamedov9570]

Someone: Desmond you're assassin Desmond: You're assassin!

[@nemesistamil-d1k]

Lucy : You're a tamplar ??? Desmond : No you. Lucy : *hol up*

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

"You're an assassin, Desmond!" "A what?" "An assassin!" "But I can't be an assassin. I'm just Desmond."

[@megalexantros]

I miss Shawn and Rebecca. I miss Desmond and Lucy. I miss having an actual story that matters in an AC game. The whole point for so many years was to save the world and after Desmond gave his life we haven't had good story if any at all.

[@space.pirate481]

fk lucy she was templar,you find in ac brotherhood if you completed all clusters

[@megalexantros]

@@space.pirate481 I know. I miss having her in the story. I miss HAVING A STORY. With interesting characters like Lucy who was abstergo, then assassin, then back to abstergo

[@space.pirate481]

@@megalexantros ye true ,ac3 wasn't bad either

[@danielmartin6887]

Juno tricked him. She forced us to live the bad ending, the soulless microtransaction-drived franchise ending

[@Callisto171]

Yeah, after that whole thing I lost most interest in the games.

[@TheFarmerboyproducti]

"How can I be racist if I'm literally every race from Arabic to Native American!?"

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

so Desmond is half Arabic half native and half Italian

[@schwarzonia]

Not how math works but wassa matter me

[@TheFarmerboyproducti]

@@badreedinedjellali1328 and one quarter every ethnicity on the planet, yes

[@ConcordeError404]

@@badreedinedjellali1328 and english (Edward and Haytham Kenway)

[@noahtylerpritchett2682]

Desmond has Arabic, Italian, English-Welsh and Native American ancestry. The guy's a mutt.

[@crimsonmaddog4486]

The angled camera when Desmond says “You’re racist” makes that line hit harder than it should

[@visiousgodofwar]

i was just running around the place and got that cutscene lauged my ass off

[@kaji9704]

One of the things that I love about Assassin's Creed is that the games dialogue gives off completely different vibes in each language. This scene is a pretty good example for that. First, we have the joke. A joke that only works in English. So in every other language they had to think about another racist joke Desmond could make in this situation. And those jokes just go from funny accents to straight up insults. Then, we heard Desmond say "fucking", which happens quite a lot throughout the series. But only in the English version. In the English voice over, the characters all talk pretty "normally" like real people would in their day to day life. But in the German version, for example, all the characters speak in a way that seems much more scripted, and thus conveying completely different emotions. While English feels more like people actually having a huge problem they can't handle, German sounds more like people having a huge problem that they in fact can handle (mostly because they swear less lol). Desmond only very rarely uses words like "shit" or similar things in the German version. And when he does, he's usually not saying it in an aggressive way like he's using "fucking" in this scene. All in all, it's very fascinating to see how the dialogue in media is changing according to language and country.

[@angelodewitt6336]

It depends a lot. Sometimes this changes improve the experience or just leave them like *stay chill and don't over react this scene* kind of way to handle the scene

[@chilliam00]

@@angelodewitt6336 This is why SUB is better than DUB.

[@angelodewitt6336]

@@chilliam00 I don't share the same understandment but I respect it

[@chilliam00]

@@angelodewitt6336 Thank you, likewise! 🙌🏻

[@yarpen26]

It seems everything gets made kid-friendly when translated from English into other languages. That's despite the prevailing stereotype of American prudery. Although, truth be told, the Polish dub of the original Mass Effect had so much pointless vulgarity added to it, it felt really awkward to listen, too.

[@dewatcher4568]

The vid is 10 years old but OP is still here interacting with us. Props to you dude

[@Karnagexx]

:D

[@Dripularstein]

@@Karnagexx how old were you when you uploaded the video?

[@Karnagexx]

@@Dripularstein hmmm I was probably about 18 at the time.

[@Dripularstein]

@@Karnagexx ayo that a long time man

[@Karnagexx]

@@Dripularstein ye

[@becmcclean4915]

Alternative ending: Desmond: Hey, wassa-matta-you, Altair? Rebecca: Thats raci- Altair Statue: Wassa-matta-you, Desmond? Everyone: (shocked).

[@adrianlogan548]

I miss moments like these in the new games the cast outside the animus is so bland

[@chilliam00]

They changed the Rebecca model and she looks so different/bad compared to her in the old games.

[@P.W.N.ed_9000]

Wish they would go back to the FPS insert character, I always found it more interesting then the new assassin girl(she is so forgettable I honestly couldn’t care if they just remove her from the story without telling anyone).

[@cld252]

I wouldn’t mind if the present was just dropped entirely it’s so annoying to be engaged with the gameplay or narrative then getting sucked out to walk around a cave for 20 minutes before getting back in the animus

[@chilliam00]

@@P.W.N.ed_9000 FPS is dead. It caused the downfall of the modern day as you played this generic voiceless Abstergo employee/intern and it gave no reason to be engaged in the modern day aside from the mini games. They need the epic stealth moments like in AC3 when Desmond goes to that Brazilian arena, felt like an action thriller like Bourne Identity. The modern day needs to feel meaningful otherwise it's as bland as the Assassin's Creed movie (the animus sequences were seriously cool though).

[@FarronOfHouseFarron]

Seriously, I really miss the banter and chemistry between the cast after AC3. It's just not the same with the new protags at all.

[@sltrskid]

"that's racist" "you're racist" best comeback in gaming history

[@mitchelljulius5875]

This was the most random scene I came across in almost any AC game.

[@Cogu985]

"That's sus." "You're sus."

[@babyragegekyume4132]

Shut up shut up shut u-

[@DoctorDeath147]

amogus

[@t3oretic629]

This is literally the definition of "you must be fun at parties."

[@40088922]

des didn't shower since ac1...

[@mr_shay3133]

Well he took a bath

[@assass1nz697]

Mr_Shay lol in a sewer

[@Alex.J.Mercer1]

@Handsome Squid-dude let me guess, Nolan North (who voiced Desmond) also voiced the penguin ?

[@Alex.J.Mercer1]

@Handsome Squid-dude yeah, he also voiced Deadpool

[@royalcoyate2319]

@@mr_shay3133 in centuries of sewage water

[@trissy2446]

Considering people today. This aged like fine wine

[@transformersloverjon]

Bro, you just went 1 to a 100 on something that had nothing to do with that.

[@gachilhan]

@@transformersloverjon Did you just assume ze's gender? Transphobe.

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

@@transformersloverjon Come on, don't be a bitch.

[@trissy2446]

@@transformersloverjon … and my point stands

[@MrLuxray101]

Lucy is such a buzz kill.

[@OwleLeg]

Lol

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

She looks like she had daddy issues.

[@dbperera7015]

I like how a dumb half second sentence from Desmond results in a full blown argument between everyone.

[@chie970]

Reb: That's racist! Every American who mimicked the British accent: **sweats profusely** Joke, guys

[@ambrosaur3646]

I like how a simple line started an entire discussion.

[@محمدالعبيد-ض3ظ]

So glad this was recommended to me; after 10 years I get to have this nostalgia trip of a video. I miss the original story of Desmond and the lovable cast of characters, I just miss when the series MEANT something to me.

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

Desmond really tried to pull an uno reverse

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

This might be the best passive aggressive argument ever lmfao

[@carrops]

The fact that you can keep saying it after the cutscene makes it so much funnier

[@rainbowphoenix1686]

Many decades have passed,until now,that I have understood this,now it is a fuel to drive me forward...to get the game again and replay it

[@fluxsphinx9630]

Shaun:YOGA

[@ThenThereThe]

It's all jokes and arguements til the statue talks.

[@Karnagexx]

LMAO

[@VortexKiller2]

Desmond: *insults Altair* Altair: "I'm about to desynchronize you from life bitch."

[@gabrielt1fe818]

altair : *proceeds to agree on abstinence*

[@canallinkstart4056]

"that's racist" "WE ARE CONNECTED, SO IM TALKING TO MYSELF"

[@wabliohitika4521]

Desmond repeating it at the end like he's intentially trying to piss off Rebecca 😂

[@DRdheez]

Bro i love this guy his still hearting people comments and this video was 12 yrs ago Keep this video alive

[@Arriss2121]

*Hey wassa-matta-you, Altair?*

[@dark_purx7473]

When Rebecca said "hey that's racist" then when desmond said "your racist" I started dying

[@gourdguru]

what i always liked about this scene is the implication Desmond makes that none of them pick up on. he says "god forbid i take a break, i've only been stuck in that machine for 3 f*^king weeks.", and then says "This isn't easy you know?", to which they pop off that it's hard work for/hard on everyone, missing the point that while it may be hard work, he's literally being forced to live other people's lives and hasn't had a chance to live his own since abstergo kidnapped him. he's losing his own identity(even moreso if we remember the "animus bleed" effect), and now that he finally is free of abstergo and not essentially being forced into the machine at gunpoint, he has a chance to relax and reconnect to himself for a minute, and he's immediately chastised for it, and of all things, he's chastised for what's essentially self deprecating racial humor, something we kinda all do to a lesser or greater degree. i'm from a family of new york jews, and i'll often put on the stereotypical "Jewish/Yiddish" accent or reinforce a jewish stereotype for comedic effect, my grandfather did the same thing. I remember growing up, my grandparents would meet someone else who was very obviously or performatively jewish, and after the conversation ended and they left, my grandfather would turn to my grandmother, lay the accent on real thick, and say "Feh...Not for me, *too* jewish...", lol.

[@Highonlife24]

What’s funny is that it’s not even really self deprecating as all he did was say what’s a matter with you Altair in a bad stereotypical Italian accent. Like seriously? And what’s funny is that Desmond is the one that’s of Italian decent in that room (to my knowledge). So I don’t se why Rebecca or anyone else is getting mad at him for such a nothing joke.

[@KilluminatiPlusUltra]

Desmond became a true gamer after all that time in the Animus

[@GoPnIK_1]

I got this recommened, all I want to say thank you for traveling back to the nostalgia. I have been playing 12 years.

[@Karnagexx]

Hell yeah dude!

[@mr.raslyon6626]

A game ahead of its time. This scene is literally the world now 🤣

[@elcalabozodelandroide2]

Sadly

[@johnpaulicasiano3974]

10 years old video still people visiting here but good thing when i watch this it reminds me of the day that i use to play this game in my PS3

[@studiokourdak1437]

In russian Desmond says “Hey, how are U, bambino” and it was very odd

[@Karnagexx]

bambino???? lmao

[@studiokourdak1437]

@@Karnagexx kzbin.info/www/bejne/pISrg4OHYtOpp7s

[@KennyWlr]

Oh blya you right, I was wondering why I didn't remember this, but now it clicked, bambino, lmao

[@FilmLabProductionsOfficial]

“Hey wassa matta you Altair?” “That’s racist.” *“YOU’RE RACIST!”*

[@TheEagleWithNoName]

I don’t know why I had this in my recommendation, but I ain’t complaining. I love this vid.

[@altair227]

I love it he said it TWICE even after the argument 😂😂😂

[@ratdoesgaming]

God this like 2021 wtf game was way to ahead of its time I swear.

[@sarkastikartist7044]

Why is this scene shot like the fucking Office. I cant unsee it.

[@MiguelSuperZ]

I'm gonna replay the entire game just to get this cutscene.

[@SirNoobWulf]

Thank you youtube for randomly recommending this to me

[@ameennafti6818]

This is the greatest exchange in video game history, no fuck that. In all of dialogue history.

[@deadman_0929]

Everybody gangsta till the statue says "Hey, wassa-matta you, Desmond?".

[@qweniverelefever62]

This single video (and me finally going through ac orgins) is making me want to replay the desomnd games because I've lowkey forgotten how iconic he is.

[@laborer_of_rivia76]

R:That's a racist D: You're racist! Altair: You all are racist. Everyone: Whait what?

[@umarraja6161]

100% Full Synchronisation 😂

[@HupCapNinja]

It can’t be racist because Desmond is literally Jewish, Italian and Indian.

[@arthurmorgan1128]

Not to forget French, Native American, British, etc. in Shaun Hastings own words: “it’s as if all human history converged on Desmond”

[@greas1233]

Where does the Jewish par come from?

[@mitchistiredandwobbly]

Altaïr is Islam lmao

[@drsupermonk7831]

I know it's a joke but internalized racism is totally a thing. See: Uncle Ruckus

[@jarskil8862]

@@mitchistiredandwobbly Judaism is interesting religion because it behaves like ethnicity.

[@PrimordialDanger]

I will miss the dynamic between these four. It will never be the same.

[@Duxy69]

Desmond: "hey wassa-matta-you, Altair!?" Altair: "What sorcery is this!?"

[@daddiwankenobi4456]

I don’t know why this is in my recommended but Lord, I thank you...

[@aurumthebrave3427]

Ah, back when modern day segments was great.

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

assassine creed 3 head the best morden day in may opinion

[@kricsi2]

@@badreedinedjellali1328 agreed

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

It was still the least favorable part of the game.

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

assassin creed 3 was a great game

[@whoolesummer8539]

KZbin let's recomend this after 10 years

[@noway7078]

Ah yes thank you so much youtube algorithm for gifting me this gem after a whole decade has past. 😐

[@kyellebantog7720]

A treasure hunter and a british robot walk into a bar.

[@EchosTackyTiki]

So, Altair. Wassa-matta-you?

[@xXSilentAgent47Xx]

Everyone can clearly tell no one got laid for over 3 weeks. They wouldn't be angry.

[@mariocardenas1526]

“YOU’RE RACIST FOR THINKING THAT IM RACIST”

[@0808phoenix]

Perfect Quote!!!! Terrific!

[@RobotHunter1234]

Hey wassa-matta you Altair?

[@charliewilson9884]

That’s racist

[@RogueAssassin]

@Metal two face 99 you're racist

[@MrRaxicorniopholus]

Really this is what you guys are doing?

[@JigsawTrapper]

Oh no! God forbid I take a break. I’ve only spent the past three fucking weeks inside that machine.

[@clarkwayne6785]

Hey, this isn't easy, you know.

[@VictorIV0310]

0:19 The way he says “fucking” is so hilarious.

[@judgeboony2695]

"What's-a-matta-you, Altair?" "That's racist" "Ah shaddap-a you face."

[@wtfcheesenips2098]

It wasn’t racist until she made it racist. So yeah exactly “No, You’re racist.” Is actually a smart comeback. Edit: holy poopy those likes!

[@mrcopycat2355]

THIS!

[@venomasmark14]

This knowledge will now be stored in my memory banks, thank you

[@hush7359]

Mind blown up to pieces

[@crussteasock4047]

Anyone needlessly calling something racist is downright retarded

[@Ookami20]

My budda

[@sindale6366]

Imagine your descendants being racist to you lol

[@Twocoolman115]

I’d get a kick out of it.

[@Johntaco430]

@@Twocoolman115 I’d laugh my ass off, seeing the little shits that spawned from my loins saying racist but funny stuff to my grave/statue would make my afterlife.

[@ZabZabZabie]

The guy is part syrian, part italian, part native american, part british, I mean at this point the dude could be racist to anybody without consequences

[@robinbillett956]

Could prolly say the n word too.

[@jakewulgar]

He’s got a that multi-race pass

[@noahtylerpritchett2682]

For godsake he's also a descendant of the Isu. That ancient precursor race.

[@matsymatsybro]

Rebecca: That's racist! Desmond: 🔄

[@m1bl4n]

And all of that just because he said hi to a statue of his ancestor

[@sanyammalhan]

Back when Ubisoft had balls.

[@Doddseyy]

Ngl i reckon the voice actors had a lot of fun making this...

[@adam3435]

This is exactly how AC games should be it’s beautiful how you can visit the modern day locations that you saw in the past as an assassin. In this game they go to Italy and then in AC3 they go to America. And you get to play in the past and the present the same city

[@elgordobondiola]

So this dude worked in a coffee shop and they just found him to be related to a long line of assasin heritage? The people you meet while traveling...

[@chel903]

"You know, i'm something of a Altair myself"

[@axelmanning5055]

This describes twitter perfectly