(HFY\Sci-Fi Short Story)T.F.O.S# 453 -Humans are Weird Lava &Convenience Store Aliens &Being Helpful

[@PyroMancer2k]

Human Engineer, "What's an Escape Pods?" Client, "You know so you can get off the ship in an emergency!" Human Engineer, "OH! I think there is a translator error. The Orbital Drop pods are located here. In an emergency though you can use them as Boarding Pods."

[@Valeomega1996]

It wouldn't amaze me that we would go lava surfing if we could.

[@robinchwan]

We would dip our genitals in lava if there was a 50/50 chance we would lose/harm it.

[@bobsterclause342]

Search cold fire, the fire canceling liquid in a can. Its epic.

[@bobsterclause342]

I know lava. Just properly research it, trust me. No spoilers.

[@calvingreene90]

If I visit a erupting volcano I am bringing a cigar so I can light it on the lava.

[@johnwenzel2003]

That may actually be viable. . . 😮

[@Mami94-832]

I know it's tempting to us humans, however, DO NOT TRY TO SQUISH THE LAVA BETWEEN YOUR HANDS LIKE SLIME. DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE ALMOST OVERWHELMING TEMPTATION TO TASTE THE LAVA!!!! Exercise restraint. God only knows why human instincts are like this.....

[@contrafax]

For The Author, For The Entertainment, and for The Aggravated Squirrel!

[@johnwenzel2003]

It's not fair some of these account names are as much fun as the stores.

[@AgroSquerril]

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[@bobsterclause342]

I love humans are weird.

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@canedy999]

I wanna know how a world-conquering alien king/ admiral ended up working as a cashier at a gas station. the way he talks it sounds like he still has followers and military forces he could call on.

[@hanzzel6086]

Some sort of cultural exchange? He could also be "retired" for some reason, but still have forces that would aid him. Or he might be delusional.

[@jamesha175]

"by the gum on the mother tree!"

[@aj_the_infamous1013]

Oh no, the alien is going to deal with Karen

[@AgroSquerril]

given enough time , we all do.... we all will...

[@aj_the_infamous1013]

@@AgroSquerril how to start an intergalactic war... in 1 conversation

[@vickit9190]

They put their friends in a CLAYMORE FEILD? Dude, not cool. What if they tried running away? A simple word of warning not to move from their spot would have been nice.

[@AgroSquerril]

true

[@ezurth]

seeing how he said they detonated them and they all went off at once it sounds like they had to be manually triggered and i bet they wouldn't have set them off if they ran

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@calvingreene90]

Clearly some species shouldn't be soldiers.

[@calvingreene90]

Pretty much we are dangerous.

[@whowhat4573]

What's up, 419 views only 42 likes? It's easy, one click, you can do it.

[@AgroSquerril]

about normal for these vids

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗❗

[@bobsterclause342]

Humans are weird playlist: kzbin.info/aero/PLcVxcFtbECU9m3jQycRUHyyenJVZOE4j7

[@merlinwizard1000]

30th, 5 October 2023

[@arakheno4051]

For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm!

[@nos2342]

@@AgroSquerril to please the algorithm is all

[@t.p.3456]

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

[@amberpelton5679]

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