Hide the Children! [TheGamer][10 Facts About Super Mario Too Inappropriate For Kids]

Mario has always been a franchise that the entire family can enjoy together...but what if Mario suddenly wasn't for children? Today, we address the absurd concept and clear Mario of his naughtiest supposed crimes.
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[@OrdwaysChannel]

I just want to point this out but how is someone looking older than they actually are inappropriate for children?

[@sketchydog919]

"Mario might be a mass murderer" You know, he *might* be; we're not entirely sure about this point.

[@EnclaveHater07]

Ehhhh case and point, "Chara is not the villian" scenario

[@theepic1944]

Mario never knew they were toads turn into objects, it's not his fault it's Bowser, he's the real mass murderer.

[@RealHyperHedgehog]

I don’t care that it’s not canon, I love the fact that there’s a Mario comic where he goes full Doom Guy.

[@lawofgames9978]

Do you want to know something about Mario that is kind of a inappropriate joke? In Super Mario Sunshine when you go to into delfino hotel for the first time there's two bathrooms on the bottom floor. Left side male, right side female. When you enter the female side you encounter a female pinata who calls you out for going into the women's bathroom. After doing this in later missions she is like "you have done this too many times already. I can't stop you at this point". I think she pretty much realizes that Mario isn't doing this for dirty reasons, but still it's funny to poke fun of sense this kind of privacy invasion we're talking about.

[@AlloyAmi]

Nice video with great debunks! I subbed :) Also did you know ''the gamer'' is actually owned by a company the has multiple channels and they hire people to make as many scripts and videos as possible with clickbait and their goal is ultimately to just clickbait people for money not making actual decent content if you watch some of their other videos the video can either be pure none sense or misleading

[@themascotwizard5267]

What is the company called?

[@judeogroypedo]

Me too I thought Mario was 30 something or 40 something now I know he's 25

[@HyperTomoose]

You're very passionate in your videos. I just discovered your channel a few hours ago and watched all your matpat rebuttal videos and loved them. Subscribed :3

[@smt64productions40]

21:44 Me when I see a "Mario is Mental" believer

[@williamturner6192]

Why would fighting beings from Hell be a bad thing? Would you want them on the same side? Also, yes. The mushroom is stupid. They HAVE EYES, duh, of course that is stupid.

[@robbiewalker2831]

13:36: I am SO GLAD that I'm not the only one who thinks that Jumpman and Mario are father and son, or the "Cranky is the OG DK" thing made sense, yet finds the whole "Cranky is the same Donkey Kong in the Game Boy game" thing to be utter bullshit. Let's take this from a development standpoint: When they made sprites for the OG Kong and Lady for DK'94, Rareware retconned the "OG DK" to be Cranky Kong, and Nintendo SCRAPPED the original sprites completely, leading to their proposed design for Rareware's Donkey Kong design to be used in place of the original sprites, while Pauline had to be drawn from scratch to replace Lady, which is why at the time of the Game Boy game's release, they say Pauline and Lady were two different people, which also means, retroactively, Jumpman and Lady are actually Mario and Luigi's parents (which is why you don't see their faces in Yoshi's Island), and Mario and Jumpman are not the same people, since Mario in DK'94 can handle much longer distances than his father. This is also evident from Cranky's own dialogue, indicating that Cranky is NOT the same OG DK that appeared in Donkey Kong '94, because Cranky Kong's own words indicate that the Game Boy game is a major deviation from the original arcade game.

[@MrAuthor3DS]

Ohhh boy, of course he had to top off his list with one of the lowest hanging fruits out there! And of course his section on it also included footage from the unrelated New Super Mario Bros. series...

[@alexashbourne6496]

Just curious, are you thinking of making your video of your own thought on one of TheGamer's video called 5 Mario Timeline Theories Debunked?

[@kookyshygirl88]

YO YOU MEAN I'M THE SAME AGE AS MARIO AND LUIGI?!?!??!!?!?! :O We're not here for a freaking summary of the Mario Bros. Movie what even MARIO WANTS WHAT???? EXCUSE ME??? so...according to this guy's logic, if a guy named Kevin smoked like 12 packs a day and was the lead singer in a metal band...Kevin is now a bad name. Like. don't dare even think about naming your child Kevin after your great-great-grandfather. Kevin the chainsmoker/metal enthusiast ruined it

[@sahilhossain8204]

Lore of Hide the Children! [TheGamer][10 Facts About Super Mario Too Inappropriate For Kids] momentum 100

[@thesmilingman7576]

9:27 I thought those interviews said the contrary

[@thesmilingman7576]

Oh

[@thesmilingman7576]

I believe I may be wrong about this

[@thesmilingman7576]

Should I delete this

[@llewelynshingler2173]

@@thesmilingman7576 If you feel so inclined. You do gain wisdom over time

[@TheGGOAT11Ee]

Manuals arent really accurate

[@kriscastro6050]

you should look at somebody called treesicle he has alot of theorys under his belt. trust me he has like 25. like mario is parasite how tall is he realy the story you never knew bowser yoshi luigi and mario the story you never knew mario and luigis fractured realation ship. mario vs sonic the real truth. sonic the story you never knew( how many of these are there).

[@TheFloRence]

"This videio is'nt even abuot me bu t yo'u need to deleet it" -Maptat "The Blev" Kevin

[@gabrielmujica3201]

Question: ¿what’s the name of the anime where miku gets her avatars from?

[@SuperPlacido1]

Yu-Gi-Oh arc-V (5 roman numerals) The name is because this is the fifth Yu-Gi-Oh series!

[@gabrielmujica3201]

@@SuperPlacido1 Thanks! It was driving me nuts

[@zaney2172]

Hi i like arc v do a vid on game theory and see his luige theory

[@kriscastro6050]

my mom told me that hell ist realy a bad word.

[@RedQueenMiku2]

Well, that would be where our mothers differ.

[@kriscastro6050]

@@RedQueenMiku2 5:41 WAIT A MINUTE! YOU CAN EAT THE MUSHROOMS IN MINECRAFT?!

[@sketchydog919]

If you use them as ingredients in stew, you can.

[@linhero797]

These types of videos just. Make me laugh. Because we'll, there are only a couple inappropriate facts about Nintendo and Mario. Mostly about pornography, and Nintendo's attempts to hide or remove said pornography from being known to the public. That's it. But it requires some actual guts to be willing to share it. To name a few. Nintendo once planned to make a love hotel. But this was a long, long time ago. Nintendo are the legal "owners" of a Mario Pornography that was illegally made, it violated copyright laws and was sold with characters they didn't have permission to use, that they took off the market. And Nintendo was able to force a Pornographic website to change their search terms for Pokemon. Doing so, due to the fact that the Pornographic website was coming up higher on the search list, then Nintendo was. That's it. 3 facts. One of which is so mild I'd hardly consider it much of anything.

[@kriscastro6050]

i like you to tell me what game they were in.

[@kriscastro6050]

@nickplaysgames the gaurds of peaches castle.

[@roccoisagamer1431]

@@kriscastro6050 guards are in Paper Mario source: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKi0q4aMftyMkKs Super Mario Galaxy source: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3ekhWl4ps14a6M

[@cbfranco3307]

@@kriscastro6050 Mario Galaxy and paper Mario.