HILARIOUS exam answers | Try not to laugh

Hilarious exam answers from high school exams. When words or ideas get a bit confused on the page, the results can be hilarious, insanely funny, and mind bogglingly amusing.
Let me know which one of these exam answers amuses you the most in the comments. If this makes you laugh then share it with a friend or two to brighten their day.

[@adrienne4028]

These exam answers were so hysterical that I laughed until I cried ! 🤣 You made my day!

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Pleased they tickled you as much as they did me, Adrienne. I look back upon my own exams now with deep regret.🤣👍

[@racheldemain1940]

Where was the Magna Carta signed. At the bottom Miss!!

[@racheldemain1940]

If I drink one bottle of water at break time, and Two at Lunch, what do i need?. A Wee!

[@dmswan3172]

Haven’t laughed so hard in ages - your infectious laugh is so contagious too!😅😅😅

[@purplesprigs]

No one will ever read this, but here goes: In high school, I had to give a presentation on a book. I chose "The Boys from Brazil." I did not want to bother reading it, but, luckily for me, my friend Doug had read it. I should have known better (Doug, read a book?). Doug told me all about it, and I gave the presentation. My teacher sat listening, with a most puzzled look on her face. When I finished, she asked, "What book did you read?" Doug was waiting outside, laughing hysterically. Grade: F

[@montanalilac]

Doug was a classic 😂😂😂

[@daniellinzel1994]

This was amazing, I laughed til I cried!! Misquotes next? Yes please!!

[@pjef1956]

Oh my gosh, Tristan, thank you for making my day. I am here alone, guffawing and almost spitting out my milk!! I am definitely sharing this one to FB !

[@carolynwestlake7670]

That was fun😂😂😂

[@lenoraberendt750]

Three years later and I just found this video by Tristan. I laughed so hard at one point I couldn’t stop. But hearing Tristan’s giggles also set me off. 😄 💕

[@obeliapark9860]

This was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nanceefrench9144]

I loved this. Sometimes you just need to laugh!

[@JaneandEmma]

This is great!! I imagine my neighbors thought I was having a fit😂😂😂

[@Kristel-vp]

Hilarious! 🤣 The mummies that inhabit Egypt 😀 I know a few in Dutch but they get lost in translation....

[@bertasylvia2572]

This episode should come with a warning. I was eating an apple and almost choked. So funny

[@racheldemain1940]

Hilarious!!!! more of these please!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gaildoughty6799]

Many, many people have died from an overdose of wedlock. Socrates is not alone.

[@theelegantcouplesbookrevie8734]

This was amazing!

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

It's sad but too true😁

[@lintommy1236]

It’s true - not easy life ! ❤ What did he / she want to write though ? Thank you 🙏🏻

[@tmtb80]

Good one!

[@Dezertroze43]

I had to wipe tears off my cheeks laughing so hard. Thank u for the belly laughs and the absolute joy u gave me Tristan. 😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@marcbodow3178]

I had a tune (I mean a ton) of belly laughs!

[@dianerademaker1896]

Oh Tristan, thank you for allowing me to laugh, loudly, with you. What a treat, the tears are roling down my cheeks

[@bouquinsbooks]

🤣🤣🤣 In France, there is “les perles du bac”, where every year correctors compile the funniest answers. One of my favorite is “Napoleon died at the end of his life”, because it is unassailably true. A bit like Socrates having career problems after his death...

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

😀Thanks for this information. I've already googled les perles du bac but now I need to find them translated into English. I will ask a friend when they come to visit.😁👍

[@louiseswanston3024]

One of my favourite memories along these lines was from a girl in secondary school who - when asked in an RE exam to translate "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani" - wrote, "'Ello, 'ello, is there anybody there?" I suggested to my colleague that she could at least give half marks as it was so nearly right!

[@HazelSill]

haven't laughed so much in an age

[@DramaPixie-wt8hm]

Not only are the examples really funny, but your giggling all the way through makes them funnier :-) I have just spat coffee all over my keyboard!!

[@ginarw11]

I loved this SO much! Thanks for the laughs!

[@gastoncoquet9304]

🤣🤣👏

[@suzannegonzalez2630]

Wait...How did my test results get all the way to the UK? 😂😂😂😂

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

🤣🤣🤣 I'm sorry Suzanne, in this interconnected world nothing is safe anymore. Our pasts will forever haunt us. Truthfully though, I'd love to give the people who wrote these answers a reward.🤣🤣🤣

[@alisonalcock5218]

Thank you Tristan, haven't laughed so much for ages, with you and at your quotes. I hope that this isn't too rude, but it reminds me of one evening at church when a very posh local lady, reading the first lesson from Genesis, pronounced with great precision "Sodom and Gonorrhea"! How I stifled my outburst of mirth I shall never know.....Keep up the good work, I really love what you do.

[@susankravitz4095]

Yes! Yes! Yes! Misquotes would be wonderful. Hoping my heart can take it!

[@womenwotreads]

I've just subscribed so binge watching your older videos . Thank you for this, it was the best laugh I've had in ages .I have tears running down my face.

[@kimkul7410]

😂😂😂

[@marylyons1881]

I am laughing so much, but really at your own explosive response. Your laugh is infectious. Thank you for the fun

[@NTNG13]

The Homer one broke me lmao 4:20

[@ShelbyLovesShakespeare]

Guinness and Aliterate and “Comedies, Tragedies, and Hysterectomies” all KILLED. ME. 🤣🤣🤣 What a gas! I’m dead. So funny Tristan 👏 Thank you for these belly laughs.

[@ShelbyLovesShakespeare]

And YES definitely do misquotes! 😍📚❌

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Thanks Shelby. Thought you might like the 'Hysterectomies' in Shakespeare. I've been trying to wrack my brains to see if I have forgotten something😂

[@margaretinsydney3856]

Just bingeing through your older videos - I'm a recent subscriber - and found this. Hilarious! I'm not a teacher, but over the years, I've had many friends who were teachers, so I know that nobody had to make these answers up. One gem that I remember hearing was, "Lear's behaviour at Goneril's castle was enough to make any hostess tense." I think he was killing her servants, wasn't he?😊

[@Moriahg]

😂

[@lucyssweetjournaling]

"Overdose of wedlock" 🤣🤣 These were absolutely brilliant, hilarious, watching your reactions to them was just as funny 😄

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Poor Socrates! 🤣🤣🤣 pleased you enjoyed watching.

[@apollonia6656]

@tristanandtheclassics, I need more tissues 😂😂😂 Please give us more of these hilarious answers. Is there a book one can buy that has similar examples of blunders ,please ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zanti5853]

I just found this, and it was so welcome after a long and stressful day! Please make another one of these!

[@robinpopp4892]

This put me into a fit of laughing outlaw.

[@rickbrummer3628]

oh god, more of this, please 🤣🤣🤣

[@bbogdane]

Madman Curie and the Donkey Hote will forever be my friends!

[@glastonburye]

Great fun laughing with you. A couple of those made me spit my tea....My favorite? 'The other Homer.'

[@marelizeschmahl1891]

Oh gosh I love these.🤣😂

[@karengustafson7666]

Thank you!I needed this! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cassaundramariac9075]

I’m CRYING 😅😅😅

[@RichardAugsten]

It took me almost 2 hours to get through this video. Absolutely hilarious

[@milkdoubt8837]

Oh my god i went into this expecting a few giggles and would soon click out. But twenty minutes goes by fast when ur crying with laughter. Absolute blast Tristan!

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Thanks so much Milk Doubt. I pleased that you enjoyed this. I must admit, I had a wheeze making this video. I'd love to do more of these but might need a seperate channel for them though.😀

[@juliewarren2118]

It really is an era (area?) when we need to celebrate innocent silliness. It would make me feel better. Even as a degree student I substituted words in essays... by accident of course. It's hard to come to terms with if you still have the essays. 😮

[@diahannmatthias3992]

I’ve just found your channel oh my god I have sore sides laughing you totally cheered me up and by the way you have an infectious laugh I love it ❤

[@margaretdownie4407]

😊🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏💜

[@thrupnybit]

I would have loved to have seen some of the spelling "Joan of Arc burned to a steak" et cetera. Those answers sounded like ten year olds . . . Not sixteenteen year olds sitting a GCSE.

[@apollonia6656]

Great 👏👏👏 Please do another. I have lots on Human Anatomy,Physiology and Medical answers.....phew, as a medic I needed to stay calm,cool and collected but couldn't .......you can imagine my comments and grades I handed out 😅😅

[@racheldemain1940]

I bet they were priceless?

[@martinelanglois3158]

🤣😂🤣😂 thank you!!!

[@christbianchi]

These were great! It had me cry laughing!! 🤣

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Hey Chris! I'm glad they amused you as much as they amused me. I want to give these people a medal 🏅 🤣🤣🤣

[@apollonia6656]

Tristan, hilarious.....have a pain in my right side from laughing. More please. I ,you must have noticed,have a problem with UT and blush at it's spelling. Maybe the kids rely on it a lot as well . B4 long we shall join them, let us laugh.

[@Hangrier]

ISLAMIC PENTAMETER 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@romaisblooming]

More! More! I laughed until I cried.😂

[@charmainesaliba5546]

Oh my this is hilarious 🤣🤣 Thanks so much for sharing I really needed a good laugh.

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Pleased you enjoyed them Charmaine. I'll get back to books again, I promise. I just needed to blow off some steam😀👍

[@kateoddlinhoas4418]

This was sooo funny!!!! An overdose of wedlock 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Pleased you enjoyed it Kate. It really amused me.

[@NoNo-s9h]

It sounds like they may have dyslexia or something I can relate to

[@patriciatolliver4057]

Was down in mood, but you made me laugh.

[@alidabaxter5849]

I have excruciating sciatica and am in the midst of dental treatment and you STILL made me laugh so much I could hardly breathe! Oh, please, give us as much of this as you can! May I mention that a long time ago a great deal of Biblical and other knowledge was made easy for even small children by comic strips and rhymes. For instance, an advertisement for wool ran "When Jonah, deep inside the whale, seemed healthy, happy, even hale, the whale said, visibly annoyed, "But aren't you cold in that damp void?" Quoth Jonah, with a careless shrug, "My woolly gown keeps me quite snug." Impressed, the whale told all his school, "There is no substitute for wool." I've never forgotten it - in fact I can't! There were masses of this stuff, reams of rhyme that took you through English monarchs ("I have heard of Bluff King Harry, I have heard of Good Queen Bess - all the men she didn't marry I have heard of, more or less ..."), Bible stories, the Greek myths and even "The Pilgrim's Progress" all went into my head and stuck. Please forgive the long comment - I do so love your videos.

[@belleofthebarnyard]

I sat and wheezed for twenty minutes straight! What a hoot!

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Pleased you enjoyed it as much as I did 😀

[@podrissimo9814]

This was super fun dude! I like you doing content not specifically related to books.

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Thanks Podrissimo. I adore my classic books. They are a passion. But I would love to do a channel which just rabbits on about inane and amusingly diverting oddities. My worry is where to find a constant flow of content. If you have any ideas, then I am all ears. 😀👍

[@podrissimo9814]

@@tristanandtheclassics6538 You're an awesome comunicator, so I'm sure whatever you'll have fun talking about, you'll have people wanting to hear you. An ideia for a video: checking out and perhaps ranking literature memes. I'm sure there are a ton of them out there.

[@beckerabstracts]

Priceless!

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Pleased you enjoyed it, Eden.

[@Moriahg]

This is absolute gold!🤣🤣🤣

[@susprime7018]

"Overdose of wedlock," I am having a coughing fit, should not have been drinking coffee while listening. Delightful, Elizabeth the Flasher.

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

🤣🤣🤣 that one almost finished me. The Muse must really have descended on that student to write such an imaginative sentence.

[@ChristyLuisDostoevskyinSpace]

Overdose of wedlock got me, too 🤣🤣🤣

[@margeriteb]

About 25 years ago, I was an exchange student in the USA. I wonder if I also provided my teachers with such amusing moments.

[@kathyhutson1725]

Thank you for a happy morning coffee😂😂

[@lindareams3208]

Thank you for this. I feel like a new woman after all of the belly laughs!

[@susankravitz4095]

I haven’t laughed this hard in decades!

[@Nurse_Kathy]

😂😂😂😂 I sent this to my daughter, an English teacher. I laughed but she may cry!!

[@apak78]

"It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour." (CD) Thanks for this video, your laugh is truly contagious. Please do another one!

[@claudiadietrich1745]

So good!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cilliansands6166]

The answers were hilarious, but not nearly as funny as Tristan's wheezing laugh. That killed me.

[@annamattos8627]

Nero playing the fiddle reminds me of Vogon poetry, I don't know why. 😅

[@alidabaxter5849]

When Peter Ustinov played Nero his director told him that he believed Nero "was the kind of guy who played with himself, nights". Clearly the director would have been at home in this classroom.

[@kcsunshine4008]

Heavens!!! Hilarious 😂

[@theelegantcouplesbookrevie8734]

This was so fun Tristan!

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Thanks you two. I'm pleased you enjoyed it. 😉

[@cnohero]

Laugh so hard I almost expired play choking on my food during lunch

[@kathymatossian]

I needed this laugh, especially after reading such grim news these days.

[@mfar3016]

I like your alliteration! Hanging twice for the same crime is archaic, thankfully those days are behind us! Is anyone really certain that Christopher Columbus was NOT cursing while traveling the ocean??? My favorite is still Te He Brutus! 😆 I’m going to pick up a copy of Donkey Hoty now.

[@ChristyLuisDostoevskyinSpace]

This is like madlibs! Hahaha

[@ChristyLuisDostoevskyinSpace]

They all shouted hurrah!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ChristyLuisDostoevskyinSpace]

Islamic pentameter oh my goooosh 🤣🤣🤣

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Hey Christy! So amazing to get a comment from you. You've made my day. Madlibs crossed my mind too. So to think all these were written in earnest makes these doubly chucklesome. 😀🎩❤ How are things with you?

[@ChristyLuisDostoevskyinSpace]

@@tristanandtheclassics6538 Hi Tristan!! I think I enjoyed watching your reactions as much as hearing the answers!! This was great 😂 Thank you for asking! My health is improving with rest 😃

[@knittingbooksetc.2810]

I know that there are books written here with some of the best answers. They say that Xanthippe was a bit of a shrew so Socrates may have suffered at least a bit from wedlock. I tagged you in my JA at home video, Tristan.

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Good point😀 and thanks for the tag. I will look to it as soon as I can😀❤🎩

[@ChandnaBear]

Hi your book haul July is private 🙂 looking forward to watching it ☺️💌

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Thanks Chandna. Unfortunately the recording got corrupted and all of the sound went wrong. Think I'll have to rerecord the whole thing. Will try to get it done by tomorrow for you😀👍

[@rickcroucher]

Hilarious

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Pleased that you enjoyed it, Rick. I certainly had fun making it.😀

[@stephencharlton2024]

Sorry. Didn’t enjoy this at all

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Sorry Stephen. I thought this might not be everybody's cup of tea. Grateful to have your feedback as always.👍😀 Don't worry though, this won't divert me from classic literature and Shakespeare, I promise.

[@susanallison5101]

Why?

[@SimplyBeautiful516]

My husband was sleeping next to me when I watched this and I tried, I really tried not to laugh out loud. Unfortunately, what resulted was my whole body shaking with laughter and I woke him up anyway 🤣🤣

[@jazamaraz8029]

Julius Ceasar as he's being stabbed to death, "Tee hee, Brutus. That tickles. Stop it before I die laughing." OK. We need to reclassify that work as a comedy.

[@doctorwhat6751]

Your laughter made me laugh more than the funny answers. Very contagious! 😂

[@gashousecreek]

From a GCSE Music paper: ‘Mozart was born at the age of 6.’ At least that would explain why he was such a child prodigy I suppose!

[@prashantbhawalkar9267]

Sadly, nothing about the Library of Alexandria being a suppository of knowledge or Hamlet the Great Dane. A former classmate of mine thought Euthanasia was a former Soviet Republic and described its emancipation in great detail in his essay.

[@palmyranqueen]

Hysterical! Surely they meant 'circumnavigated' the world...

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Hysterical is just the word. Of course, Circumnavigated would have been the best word. I only said 'circumscribed' since it sounds closer to circumcised (giving them the benefit of the doubt) and has a geometrical use. ... Are you the Palmyran Queen I think you are?😀🤔❤

[@PageTurnersWithKatja]

Gave me a good chuckle 😆

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Pleased that you enjoyed it Katja. My face hurt from smiling after filming this.

[@apollonia6656]

I am having problems with the audio. Happy the newer videos are so much better. So,here I am again trying to hear and laugh....caught a few yesterday.😂😂

[@Tommy-xy1eh]

Oh dear , you are really good ! Thank you 🙏🏻 Are you a teacher then ? ❤

[@harrychilds3445]

Very enjoyable!!

[@tristanandtheclassics6538]

Pleased you enjoyed it 😀

[@kcsunshine4008]

Whew!!! Did O levels in 85 and A levels in 87!