[HILARIOUS!] I DON'T F#%KING PLAY!!! [200cc] [MARIO KART 8]

[@VauItDweIIah]

Girl: u have protection? Dashie: pulls out a shell

[@deethesenju_yt4468]

bruh

[@miladgolshani4192]

😂😂😂

[@kross_draws]

Heavy Metal Man Dashie: *pulls out...* .....

[@BRANDONLV13]

Heavy Metal Man 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@melike5577]

LMAO

[@absentzz347]

7:42 that eye contact though

[@zoinkszoinks1400]

There bond is getting better every episode

[@itshk9427]

Lol 😂

[@bassfitness9306]

Watching these back for nostalgia purposes is the highlight of my day 🥹

[@dyf1257]

It's funny how when dashie races, he leans with the turns sometimes😂

[@clinnnky]

Lol I know

[@ScoopsMayCry]

+NITROKILL3R 1 I sometimes do that

[@elfsenpai3436]

+NITROKILL3R 1 that's messed up bruh😑😑 and I just reported you just to let you know 😂😂

[@PapaFritas291]

Elf Senpai kewl

[@goldo3607]

YOOOO At @7:40 when dashie looked at yoshi he look back at him im done😂😂😂😂😂

[@marcodiaz6124]

+Turtles 4 Ever ???

[@madatyoutoob]

lol

[@ice_extinguisher]

a

[@jasonbohlmeijer666]

OMFG I LAUGHT MY ASS OF

[@ThePurpleMushroom]

+Johenry Sanchez Nice catch.

[@GlacialLake]

3:36 dashie used one of his shits and it bounced off the shit and hit another one of his shits

[@subtotalsaint1004]

10:08 yoshi dabs on donkey

[@gringofuego8247]

Dashie calls Mario out in the beginning of the game, they put 4 different Marios in his game

[@HannahNoelle2158]

DACHIE! DACHIE! You drifted like a BOSS!!!!!!! 🏆

[@diamondpayton7572]

e

[@HannahNoelle2158]

Diamond Payton wtf

[@cristianmayen8283]

lol yessss....dashie killing ittt 😸😸

[@Opinyon666]

dachie drifted like a boss I agree

[@EmptyHand49]

LMAO!!! At 9:34 Yoshi also said "I'm in fucking first!"

[@MazSix45]

When Dashie puts his facecam on Yoshi. LMAO

[@agk5631]

My boy did work, damn. *round of applause*

[@SydneyAnokam]

👏👏👏

[@ElViperr408]

Lucky it wasn't online

[@smokyy253]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@swagula123]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@mannyrivera6545]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@oldnavyboxers]

those little shoulder moves to the beat were my favorite part of this video omg 6:24

[@ambergibson2832]

Thanks to the gaming section of KZbin I found Dashie. Life is wonderful now

[@book6885]

Welcome!

[@ambergibson2832]

+Olivier Marseille Glad to be a part of it

[@abeldeltoro4315]

+Olivier Marseille fairy tail rules

[@kidkc1jr]

+Amber Gibson you're going to love it

[@tims6407]

U missin out mah boii

[@kemalipummi888]

06:33 metal mario: sixthtthtf regular mario: seventhfhfhht luigi: eighthffhtf 😂😂😂😂

[@thorexthedemigod5928]

almost every character in this race is a problem 10/12

[@ssjcarter9k]

Dashie be on the best pre-workout supplement ever!!! lol!!!! I wish I could yell like this in my games but I would get evicted from my apartment!

[@Saydataase]

+SSJ Carter bro you should play this too

[@ssjcarter9k]

+Cuber Gas I think this is on Wii U. Unfortunately, I don't have 1 yet. I would love to play this though!

[@Saydataase]

+SSJ Carter Alright. But it would be so cool if we could play unturned with LSJ. and RUN THAT

[@dxnixble]

Jesus is coming repent now

[@Dalmonigh]

So this is when the green screen started around haha

[@mememachine5378]

Still waiting for Dashie's mixtape

[@leevonex5537]

Its comin in 3017. Your welcome!

[@diecar128]

+Lee Vonex you're :)

[@SIRtrizzytreyofcameltoe]

Still waiting 4 years later.

[@Jerry-ch9bu]

DAAMN DACHIE, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE GREEN SCREEN.

[@justinhernandez560]

+Niko Nikoni no

[@Jerry-ch9bu]

lel

[@tabi8868]

L

[@Bwoodfinest1999]

L

[@Bigolesausage]

L

[@NoChillxZion]

I'm telling you shy guy is diddy Kong in disguis

[@NoChillxZion]

* disguise

[@NoChillxZion]

+fal'cie adam ikr!!

[@smooooth_]

Nah. In some older mario games it was multiple shy guys. I see why you would think that though

[@leroythompson6917]

Smooooth a

[@barneyyight6642]

i dare dashie to make a live stream and watch him self watch him self watch himself yup

[@yoarronlin6507]

😭😭😭

[@bradygarber8757]

😀😀😀

[@13javonable]

*hits blunt*

[@playboiiflame5090]

he did that all ready

[@thebossman1414]

+Eli Peg y didn't he put the voting

[@HeyItsDJB]

That Damn Intro Killed Me Even Before The Video Started Lmfao

[@nvdb4689]

12:43 Dashie: NO Auto-generated subtitles: Yeah 😂😂😂

[@athing8523]

"Oh my god they took my protection" PAUSE!

[@ImStephen707]

I would like to see some GEOMETRY DAAAUUUSH! SHAAAAAUUUUSHSHSHS!!!

[@gurobliss]

Yes!!!

[@narrow7763]

I beat X-steps today. SHAAAUUUSHSHS!!!!

[@mikefrr1]

+Narrow Thekiller u just beats that? I beat all the levels exept clutter funk and hexagon force

[@maverickperdomo8717]

I beat every level with 3 coins

[@deezy7209]

YES

[@mentallyinaugus]

@3:14 best quote ever "LITTLE BABY BITCH!!" 😂😂😂

[@Jay-ni7ho]

😭😭😁😂😂

[@nileriver216]

+Ima Edit That Out 3:11 - 3:14 Dashie: "Get me one of those! Get a don a lon! They took my LITTLE BABY BITCH!"

[@anthonywu2617]

+Ima Edit That Out LOL THAT NAME!!

[@giovannicaldwell6534]

can you play mario keat 8

[@Legend-xg1gb]

Always the baby bitches

[@AwesomeSuperBlue]

I am mad proud of Dash right now. Two great Kart runs in a row. Beautiful

[@kzeken1559]

10:07 Yoshi dabin on Donkey 😂😂😂

[@JenniTulls]

Mario Monday ❤️

[@sarah-xb1ev]

Yes!!

[@antoniol.4648]

nu i want happy wheels

[@KosDex]

No more Haaaaaaaap

[@fifibrainiac99]

Happy Wheels Monday

[@CetchRek]

Yes Mario Monday's

[@joetuss4926]

Dashie, just want to say thanks for the vids, you got me through some rough patches in life, God bless

[@CynicalOfficial1234]

Bro 6:32 had me in a coma 😂😂😂funniest shit ever hahaha

[@jamesslepak3308]

CynicalOfficial1234 9:55-9:58-9:59-Had me weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KiddFelonyTV]

4:58 Dashie sponsers the #Nintendo brand condoms. "Redshells, for when your turtle needs that ultimate protection."

[@Craziivic]

Did Yoshi just say, "I'm in f#%king first!" at 9:38?? 😂

[@BCRivers]

4:59 "That's the ultimate protection." No Dash, *Trojans* are the ultimate protection.

[@TheGamingToast]

TROJAN MAAAAAAAN!

[@kingdavid2048]

7:42 they look at each other like love at first sight lol

[@JenovaDoll]

Mario Kart should be standard at least once a week. These video's are the best

[@joshvaladez5998]

I don't get it though he played the same thing every time I like it better when he different games

[@adolfotorres2757]

💯👏👌

[@Ta3BeChillin]

+DashieGamеs DACHIE DACHIE U REMEMBER AGAR.IO DACHIE?! PLAY THAT SHIT DACHIE!

[@kiweh3792]

Tae'ron Beasley That's not the real one

[@triplewario]

Would LOVE to see a continuation on your Luigi's Mansion! Anyone else agree?

[@leilahortega587]

I agree

[@HeyItsDJB]

That Damn Intro Killed Me Even Before The Video Started Lmfao - *GamingWithD*

[@annaioop5264]

Every time Dashie says "WITHOUT FURTHER ADO! (Sticks tongue out 4x)... LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!" I break out laughing so hard (pause?) XD

[@PokemonTrainerVince]

UFC 2 would be a nice change of pace.

[@jboogiedtb]

facts

[@MaadhatsOnTwitch]

Thats what i've been saying too!

[@adamdurnev7770]

yeah

[@dannypaulaustinjr.8637]

that's a smoove move cuh.

[@corona3378]

I actually really want to see dashie play ufc 2

[@saltydoorhinge3001]

These slow mo YEEEEEEEEAH ending have me dead 😂😂😂😂😂

[@saltydoorhinge3001]

Endings*

[@devinjhonson7926]

play saw2

[@nikobellic6112]

+DashieGamеs . Fuck YOU U SCAMMER

[@alexrincon1128]

+Deetra Smith that aint dashie, lmao

[@jortezwallis7905]

+alex rincon I know

[@GmpalTFMOfficial]

That beginning had me dying. Lmao another great video.

[@zinocrystal2574]

Same

[@antoniomadison2496]

mee too mee to

[@under_score3829]

Luigi was in 8th because he's the one who hateth.

[@AxelHeartnet]

Oh hell YESS! Mario games the whole week! thanks a lot for the fun vids Dashie!

[@dapperdave918]

HOLLATCHABOI YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUH😂😂😂😂😂

[@BigSnowsBibleReading]

No

[@loyal_cle_fan399]

No

[@TheGamingToast]

L

[@frantz3842]

Emily Wants To Play

[@psychopyro1012]

+Bob Durant Jones HAPPY WHEELS ='(

[@PrivateJin]

It's been a while since we last saw a "WICK" gameplay

[@ellinasstudio4884]

I know but that shit is scary as fuck! No wonder he is staying away from him XD

[@marcodiaz6124]

+isis 4 Ever !????!!!???

[@linkin0983]

Now that's what I want Dashie to go back playing it.

[@secretaryfig5364]

13:36 LOVE HOW DEEP/SERIOUS HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION OF DISGUST IS TOWARDS HER

[@RobloxRealisticRP]

Is it just me, but when you hear someone say... (A) Hard. (B) It'll be quick. (C) (Extended Yes) Yesss. You just go up to them and say *PAUSE*.

[@helmet_head4593]

who wants gta5 not online play 5,5,5

[@Khalil-lq4wv]

Me

[@_FiFo_]

+daya becerra 555-CHEF

[@michaeldavis7150]

+Jena Cohn tru

[@bigneasy2106]

Shit it needs to be a weekly thing lol

[@kcm732]

I DO!

[@artorias0162]

DAB on it yoshi at 10:08

[@anthonybear45]

Lol 😂😂

[@jamesslepak3308]

DJ-RED360 4:29-Getting The Maple TreeWay Course In Mario Kart 7 Channel:

[@iamjavery]

Nice Job Dashie! I love watching you play mario kart!

[@JayPley]

Dash your editing in this video was on point 😂👌

[@eshterna5476]

Dachie! Dachi! That was awesome, we knew you could do it!!

[@who1008]

"Let Donkey- THAT MODAFUKA!"

[@jamesslepak3308]

who commented "That's What The F**K you call redemption,on then 200cc s**t"-13:11 Dashie 2016

[@kross_draws]

"Yeeesss, that's the ultimate protection!" - Dashie, 2016

[@fadykhaled8792]

sounds sexual a bit.. xD

[@kross_draws]

私は気にしない damn right it does

[@fadykhaled8792]

okay XD

[@Flyrudo]

MARIO KART 8 are my favorite videos

[@ToesTeaTy]

Dachie you should play twilight princess hd with Link pretty ahh

[@F314CLT]

Nah Windwaker my boy!!!

[@Ravenstar52]

hell yeah he should. that game is the shit!

[@juangomez6847]

Word he should

[@martywart9380]

Dude the graphic are the shit too. look HD as FUCK

[@m0nkeygames]

That would be so awesome and I bet dash wid like it 🙌

[@DrinkmoWater.]

YEEAAA!? Uh princess peaxch bitxch peach

[@DrinkmoWater.]

Puhh

[@gia175]

+PuhPuhTIME 👅🍑

[@XxpoplocksxX]

YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! GO-GO KARTZ

[@TheLeathergirl1234]

+PuhPuhTIME Irk.

[@klutchrichards9447]

NO QUANTAM BREAK YOU WILL SPOIL IT

[@spikyspikestheself-adverti147]

Dashie. You can break while drifting to slow down a bit and get a sharper turn

[@dizi8906]

"This is the ultimate protection." PAUSE

[@dyanabdiaz]

2:36 "that's a lot of bananas" PAUSE MA BOI

[@jacobfoxworthy3978]

I just got to that part and said the same thing

[@aramisjimenez4554]

that isn't really a pause though

[@dqrides6446]

Bring back geometry dash

[@ldeliverypancakeboy1469]

L

[@King_James_Dr_Pepper]

+Danny Quesada YES!

[@obeyteko7535]

+Michael Mitchell "no" Shut yo ass up

[@penmustache283]

+Danny Quesada no

[@davidroblero8687]

+Michael Mitchell Gshii that's kinda lame 😴

[@MyGuyMR]

I love when Dashie plays horror games.

[@headinthekloud]

When Dach and Yosh made eye contact "eye" fucking died 😂

[@MonteMD]

Haha me too

[@mysticgaming9463]

no more happy wheels!!! yay!!! Mario kart 4 lyfe!!!

[@PiccoloVegeta97]

No

[@EamiTV]

shut the fuck up

[@traviscrowell8946]

+Ratatosk kid hahahaha you're so mad.

[@joserobles8346]

How about no more mystical gaming.

[@mysticgaming9463]

PiccoloVegeta97 yes

[@DT-rd5fc]

Everyone who agrees that Dashie should start vlogging, like this comment,so he can see that we want him to start vlogging!

[@madysunboatwright]

he does vlog. Not as much anymore. But he does. go to DashieXP2

[@LadySweettart]

Dashie you are right, Neo Bowser City is a drifting level, that's why you were killing it when you drifted. Like Rainbow Road, those curves are designed for drifting so if you don't drift on either of them you are going to have a much harder time keeping good control over your vehicle 😊

[@original2539]

Sex?

[@saadaldean9201]

Aye dash Here's a challenge for your next video No swearing Like so he can see this

[@ErickFooty]

Who was/is Dashie's biggest rival? Piggy Piggy dude? Donkey?

[@blackicelyriclyamazin7599]

Jiff

[@jacobchace7819]

JIF!!

[@drinkme9116]

+ClassyPenguinYT Obviously Donkey bitch ass is u new?

[@ErickFooty]

+AnotherAnimeFanatic Please don't insult me. I've been here since 300k. Do you even know who piggy piggy dude is?

[@collinsmakini]

+ClassyPenguinYT i have been here 50000k

[@pkmnusamaster1]

Dashie, play Huniepop. It's been a minute.

[@Shahmyn]

Can’t believe I watched this 5 years ago, damn time flies!

[@alexguy96]

My boi. JD givin Dashie green screen tips eyyy

[@clenchingmite7179]

no.

[@auramasterhd5524]

+DashieGamеs . Dashie! Dashie! Play monstrom

[@sophiamitchell1480]

+DashieGamеs .no

[@munir55]

+alexguy96 Dashie's always had the green screen he just never used it.

[@sophiamitchell1480]

***** we know

[@xeleven1310]

I don't understand why people hate happy wheels

[@LCamillion]

same

[@flashback7218]

it's not dat we hate it just wanted to see some dash and yosh

[@LoayAlii]

FUCK YEA KEEP POSTING MARIO KART 8 🔥

[@jay-zj2tc]

Dashie be Tokyo drifting out here in Mario cart😎🤣

[@kimberlycasillas8049]

I would choose dashie in mariocarts 😂

[@badlilbitty]

I wanna see quantum break. 😪

[@BoomBang101]

Same!

[@narrow7763]

+DashieGamеs . Ew

[@SuperMarioBros-bt9jf]

omg dash you is too hilarious u put your ownself into the game on the biddy buggy kart racing :-D. im so glad i subscribed to u keep it up man

[@cosmic-zombiegaming2812]

No..

[@Tariqsounique]

Same

[@victorborof43]

Dashie looks different mirrored

[@GroovyDominoes]

7:41 perfect timing Yoshi looked at you

[@NickFigures]

How dashable is a 70 mile dash of a game dashed dashie?

[@barneybarney9232]

Dash

[@BlocktorwhoUnlimited]

+Barney Barney *Dashie

[@johncnuh6584]

+BlocktorwhoUnlimited Dachie

[@Sg190th]

+Nick Figures Dashie to the sixtph power

[@boom0451]

very

[@gabe2692]

4:58 ultimate protection (PAUSE)

[@joshuaortega3918]

RIP... happy wheels❤😞

[@AJddfx]

These videos are what keep me alive during finals...

[@elijahlee8501]

NOTIFOCATION SQAUD!

[@JohnDoe-wl5zx]

ayy

[@My6119]

Aye sir

[@thewalkingfan1087]

Notifocation?

[@johncnuh6584]

+The Walking Fan ikr lol

[@Coffee-ii6yg]

no that's about right

[@avelution4491]

play huniepop dashie

[@JCOdrjones]

RIP Happy Wheels I hope

[@kemalipummi888]

nahh

[@ElViperr408]

It's not

[@kemalipummi888]

+Guypersonmanthing3 everybody has different opinion

[@diegoescobedo1128]

Neverrr!!!!

[@JCOdrjones]

niilo A So the 15% of people who wanted more Happy Wheels (like there isn't enough of those series going around everywhere else), have shit opinions... I mean different opinions. That are total shit.

[@CyberSoup]

Dashie you properly convey the emotional roller coaster that is Mario kart incredibly well. Props to you sir!

[@ArielCarangui667]

Super mario maker

[@BoomBang101]

Ok..

[@beatrizperalta760]

+DashieGamеs . Stop spamming people everyone hates you

[@youngenzca9237]

+DashieGamеs . no

[@jucieee99987]

yeah super mario maker

[@joshsmithSci-Tech]

+Ariel Carangui YES

[@Solaris0]

I enjoy that he lets us picks what we want to see by voting, but I'm Not entirely down with MK8 Mondays I miss Happy Wheels a little

[@linkin0983]

I prefer Happy Wheels, it has a lot of maps and a bunch of different things to do.

[@wwefan7726]

Happy Wheels Monday or Mario Kart Monday I vote Happy Wheels

[@linkin0983]

Same

[@btrdemiselaridebgirl]

same

[@wwefan7726]

+Richie Mathew yes he done it befofe

[@wwefan7726]

***** well it is his channel

[@orlandosimmons2734]

4:28 you murdered that track dashie

[@ceejaii3572]

Wow, a lot of energy😁 *sudscribe*

[@ceejaii3572]

Subscribe*

[@shebasquine3345]

+Ceejaii Gaming Yeah! Got you bro! :D

[@anilesmontanaa3590]

YAY

[@ElViperr408]

WELCOME!!! You won't be disappointed!!!! Trust!!

[@RelayFFA]

*subscribe

[@rapaladude]

HAAAAAAAP!

[@BoomBang101]

NOOOOOO!

[@Lunchables4Lyfe]

+BʘʘmBang YEEEEEEEEEEEEES HE HAS NOT PLAYED THAT IN WEEKS! GIVE IT A CHANCE MY BOY!

[@BusterBq]

R.I.P happy wheels

[@BusterBq]

First

[@bryanhickerson986]

Dashiegames play Mario kart 8 is hilarious

[@the_only_donkus709]

Dashie play just cause 3

[@nikobellic6112]

yeah

[@namirwebber7509]

how about GTA 5 online with JD ha,ha,its ya boy

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

omg yesssss

[@ericarodriguez3289]

+DashieGamеs . u got me

[@valdrinrushiti2065]

+DashieGamеs . Swag

[@aidanbruhh]

DACHIE DACHIE PLAY CAPTIAN TOAD AGAIN DACHIE

[@candyman02]

fr huh

[@kyleandrews7932]

IVE BEEN SAYING THAT SHIT FOR LIKE 3 MONFS!

[@christopherjohnson6220]

happy wheels

[@BoomBang101]

No

[@CrashDunning]

+DashieGamеs . Fuck off, faker.

[@lilchunnky78]

no

[@anscrailfanner6812]

no

[@TheRavingMK]

yeah, fuckin happy wheels! da ta daaaaaa shit!

[@kmms4720]

2 things: 1. congrats on first place! 2. you can make any games entertaining

[@Pterotactical]

You need to green screen yourself into the kart more