Hilarious Response To Audience's Stupid Texts | Jack Dee - Live At The Apollo

Taken from Live At The Apollo - Series One
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[@hamoostaffat]

I still miss Jack's era of the apollo

[@randypanthegoatboy2]

"I already have a cleaner. Thanks." 😂😂

[@macmusica]

Best comedian for a long time!!!!

[@thedolphin5428]

18:50 -- "You look like a pimp in that suit" EXACTLY DESCRIBES what I was searching for to write myself. 😂

[@ymfg9004]

Don't worry Jack I'm an Aussie and I've heard of you and enjoyed watching you perform for ages- although I don't know if I would have in 2002, I don't think we had access to the great stuff on TV back then. I love the way you say it as it is. I'm going to find a copy of your book.

[@wisteela]

He's absolutely brilliant.

[@leestockton9367]

Love his humour

[@buddhistsympathizer1136]

Thanks, Jack. That's cheered me up ♥

[@Bugsygb1]

Jack Dee got young xD

[@JoelMurphy77]

You missed my favorite that made you laugh: Irishman goes for job at a blacksmith's. Blacksmith asks, "can you shoe a horse?" "No, but I once told a donkey to fuck off."

[@KenFullman]

"Eat all thE Evil Poo" has three Es whereas "LivE at thE Apollo" only has two. I know It's sad that I notice these things 😞

[@gryffinkat]

So close!

[@MotionMcAnixx]

Dont ruin the magic 😂

[@bill_myall]

Eat all th' evil poo

[@davidgould9431]

I'm a bit embarrassed to admit that I noticed that too.

[@leestockton9367]

You need to get out more 😂 You too @davidgould9431

[@ben-tendo]

“I’d put meat on my face if the money is right” …(Alex Horne making notes for dream Taskmaster contestant tasks) 😂

[@currentliveoccupant]

“Who helped you of the horse?”

[@davejoey]

EAT ALL THE EVIL POO is funny, even though there are not enough E's

[@matthewheaton9700]

Legend!

[@AmyWinehouse9and14.]

Very funny.I wish there was a new Bad Move series it was brilliant.

[@dnakatomiuk]

Now it would be a video message or live video call

[@MetaFootballTV]

Croydon 💪💪

[@fredfreddy8684]

I think Jack Dee was the co-best chairman of Sorry I haven't a Clue. Humphrey Lyttelton is the other co-best host.

[@coffeeguy6673]

jack ? are your sideburns stick on ? 😆

[@jamesedmonds7519]

He said that he grew them to distract from his receding hair.

[@bill-ms8ec]

Jack, you are the European Don rickles.🖖👍😁

[@jamesbutler6253]

Never heard of Don Rickles. Also, I think Jack Dee is the European Jack Dee.

[@bill-ms8ec]

@@jamesbutler6253 you have to try out Don rickles... Look up the Dean Martin roast, let me know what you think of him. Very Old School American TV.👍👍👍🖖😁

[@bushmanPMRR]

Ah the good old days when LATA was actually funny and the Biased Bullshitting Communications wasn't just trying to tick as many diversity boxes with unfunny nobodies.

[@TequilaToothpick]

What a boring predictable comment.

[@andrewharrison7767]

@@TequilaToothpickevening karen, i'm surprised jack dee doesn't offend you

[@sunnyjim1355]

@@TequilaToothpick What a boring predictable comment.

[@amorylazlo9579]

1990s' phone sets the scene - was not funny then, not funny now. Try posting something new!